₦airaland Forum

chukwudi44:
The CCT chairman is under investigation for corruption charges.He must appear before the committee to clear his name

Suigeneris93:
hope they both are part of airport security

KingMEXX:
Well, they've done a good job against boko haram thus far. At least, no more Videos of Shekau beating his flat chest or any of their other propaganda videos

But labelling them "Pride of Africa"...Isn't that blasphemous to countries like Egypt, South Africa, Morocco to name a few. Well, Pride of West Africa is tolerable

We are not half as sophisticated as our African brothers in terms of Equipment and war strategy.is moroco west Africa?hv u checked Africa map,to ascertain where Egypt is located?

Anyway, thank God for Boko haram insurgency, our army would have still been in the era of clubs n stones

akomolafe226:
#25? typographical error #25m instead

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

macklef:
Remind me of one of the best movies i have watched.
It involves too much of patience and compassion,
Op i see u have the compassion but to know the patience involved, u really
Have to watch the movie.

Ps: u might shed a tear watching this but uld deffinately have a big smile at the end

obidevine:
I wasn't comparing Olumide to Chijioke by creating this thread. I appreciate Olumide's work as much as I appreciate Chijioke's work.

Babangida70:
This is Oresegun Olumide the great artist.
More wisdom is all I ask from God to him.

lekjons:
you see? didn't i tell you..

everything is buhari's fault, isn't there a governer in the state

some people will even call buhari if two people're fighting on the street.. WTF?!

Strahovski1:
Useless Wh0re when was the last time you fvcked? This morning right?

Stup!d

Creamish:
For starters, $1 was N330 as at this morning. Get ur facts right. Cant be bothered to help u update ur knowledge on ur country. Datz ur headache. If u...at this stage in ur life...think the Indians own all the companies in Lagos, then ur case is beyond me.

He said Ladies dress like trash.. I don't have to be the OP to address that ignorant statement. He should go to indialand.com and spew his ignorance there.

Nnaemiemax:
this is exactly 8 years, thus we can pratically say it's become chronic. now lets handle it this way, something directly or indirectly unpleasant has been going on in your life right before that moody morning when the depression finally set in. perhaps an unattained expectation, relationship, health concern, career issues, etc might have lingered somewhere in your mind, and you probably tried to manage or let go of the concern but you couldn't.
since it's already 8yrs and you still find yourself in distress, then it may be connected to something

Nnaemiemax:
nice, i believe this depression is either caused, stimulated or dependent on something. if you can at least give precise explanation on what is causing this disturbance then we are just a few metres away to the solution.
antidepressants only give temporal relief, but we need to dig down to the roots.

Nnaemiemax:
you aren't being specific about what the problem is, tell it all bro..

Whizpeter:
It's only in Nigeria that things like this are considered to be innovative...
This is a security hazard, infact it's a time bomb waiting to explode...
Something must be done about it...
The food no go cook fast sef, the distance between hot plate and pot is like from Badagry to Ajah!

Just leave innovations for innovators..
And leave Trash for LAWMA!

babosky2008:
life is all about chance and risk .you can make it in a foreign land with little or no money.I did take such a risk and never had a cause to regret.The dude should follow his instinct ,with God on his side the journey to dubai would be smooth.we shouldn't discourage him ,but pray 4 him to receive God's divine grace and favour in his journey.Pple have been taking risks in searching for a greener pastures from the time of Abraham. it would not stop on him. if you are not destined to succeed in Nigeria there is nothing one can do.I remember,after leaving Nigeria ,the 3rd person I encountered was angry with me 4 not coming b4 i did..in his words..he said it was better late than never.dz was in contrast to do 1st person opinion who said..who told you to come?No job in dz country....the citizens are equally surfering ,if you come with 2,000 000.naira it would get finished without working....I would advise you go back. i immediately deleted his contact. do same week I got a job of about 100 ,000naira in conversion. after 3months..I got another job of 450000 in naira equivalent. which I am still doing. I was not advised by any1 nor know anybody b4 I left MMA. ALAS ,I prayed and prayed b4 leaving...I even spent 2week on a prayer montain. The good news is dt I now have 3yrs multiple permit...in summary do not be an agent of discouragement.

AlaniPamoleKun:
Please I need everyone here advices cos I'm thinking of moving to dubai for greener pasture. But I only have 400k in my account.



I will really appreciate y'all advices and suggestions


Thanks

Salvame:
please it's a matter of urgency,
my sister saw a vacancy and decided to try it out and lo and behold it was GNLD.They have succeeded in convincing her.based on what I have been reading here,I know it's a bad idea but I don't know how to convince her.please nairalanders,tell me about this gnld people so as to save my sister from danger.thank you

ogmaskman:
He married her because she is Nigerian. He mentioned the reasons too. Pls read again.

kallmemrB:
Rubbish.....Is our own satellite Working?

I pity them belarus ,na only empty shells dem go see,my people will sell the engine and leave Carcass

TheDevilIsALai:
Sharap. You can't defeat a rag tag army nah Cameroun you wan fight

By the way Iran sef dey do press up for una.

philfrey08:
Can this happen in Naija?

Just asking o

They just built a solid relationship.... God bless that Country