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Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil $70m Oshodi Transport Interchange by JavaKonjo: 7:20am On Apr 08, 2019
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UNVEIL? is it a muslim girl on her wedding night, or has the interchange been hidden from view. Mumu go back to school before you try to use big words in the wrong context!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil $70m Oshodi Transport Interchange by JavaKonjo: 7:19am On Apr 08, 2019
UNVEIL? is is a muslim girl on her wedding night, or has the interchange been hidden from view. Mumu go back to school before you try to use big words in the wrong context!!!!!

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Spotted At The Geneva Motor Show (pic) by JavaKonjo: 9:58am On Mar 15, 2019
So did over 50,000 other people. So what is your point?
Education / Re: Tragedy Averted As A Spinning Ceiling Fan Falls In Unilag Hostel by JavaKonjo: 8:29am On Mar 14, 2019
FGN should ban all ceiling fans in the interest of safety, every one should hire a pigmy from the Congo with a hand fan to fan them every night, this will save electricity. Create jobs for the fan makers, and save lives cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Nigerian Govt Bans Boeing 737 Max Planes From Country’s Airspace by JavaKonjo: 8:24am On Mar 14, 2019
LOL so when countries are taking measures to protects their citizens Nigerian Govt that cannot manage a national airline wants to pretend that is has concerns?
Countries with airlines that have the jets are banning them, but FGN wants to do follow follow form?
Better ban the 15yr old boeings Air peace and Arik fly....Mitcheeew
Celebrities / Re: Dillish Mathews Fights Meriam Kaxuxwena Over Emmanuel Adebayo by JavaKonjo: 8:20am On Mar 08, 2019
Meriam was NEVER MISS AFRICA 2014. she is just a bed hopping wh*re masquerading as a Model.

She f@#k'$ anybody to get what she wants her t0-t0 takes her places. She claims she is a model,which kind model with no agency or legitimate source of income.

She has been to every kpangolo pageant under the sun in the last 4 years, but never won any of them.
One month she is Miss Angola the next she is Miss Namibia. She ran out of Dicks to ride in Namibia so she relocated
Religion / Re: Alph Lukau: Meet The Richest Pastor In The World With Net Worth Of $1 Billion by JavaKonjo: 1:36am On Mar 06, 2019
I WILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I READ IT ON FORBES 2019 BILLIONAIRES LIST, THAT IS WHERE REAL BILLIONAIRES ARE MENTIONED
Politics / Re: Saraki Factor, PDP May Decide New Senate President In June by JavaKonjo: 7:58am On Mar 04, 2019
Petersamuel8:
This man is still powerful, can you imagine he still have apc senators loyal to him?

They are only loyal to the $$$$ he has stolen
Politics / Re: Saraki, Dino,others At Yaradua Center Abuja For World Conference By Atiku (Pics) by JavaKonjo: 6:18pm On Feb 27, 2019
A Gathering of Loosers grin

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Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Acquires 3,600 New Properties - Recruits 1,500 Pastors Worldwide by JavaKonjo: 11:13pm On Feb 25, 2019
Yet Wickedness and ritualist full every where
Who are they saving
Politics / Re: Nsima Ekere Slums At Home; Udom Emmanuel Wins by JavaKonjo: 12:10am On Feb 25, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Says In Anger: The Thunder That Will Fire You Is Still Doing Press Up by JavaKonjo: 8:56pm On Feb 05, 2019
LoL especially those with funny funny titles like.

The Rich Billionaire who pretended to be a truck pusher. shocked ..or My gate man open the gate for my daughter, now she is pregnant. grin grin

But l feel her pain, it is crazy in any case she can send a take down DMCA request to youtube
Politics / Re: Why Our Helicopter Carrying Osinbajo Crashed In Kogi - Caverton Group by JavaKonjo: 10:57am On Feb 03, 2019
OkaNaUbe:


Na wa o. Reason not accepted.

I thought that Nigeria Air force should be taking care of the VP's air travel.

Exactly !why pay a private company millions of Naira for the job NAF should do.
Abi the VP has no confidence in NAF helicopters

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Crime / Re: Wife Sets Husband’s Side Chic Up By Inviting Her Over And Then Beat Her Up by JavaKonjo: 1:21am On Jan 31, 2019
Sorry but the Side chic is hot. grin
Look at those juicy bumpers, wifey looks like an igbo akpù seller from Nnewi. shocked

Wifey seriously needs to fix up her self, before she goes round fighting other women.

Mean while her hubby is probably on top of the side-side chic, in some hotel swinging that sugar cane he carries between his legs, deep in side her cheesy

Women don't fight for a man unless the dick is GOOD grin
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile Moves In To Her New House (Photos) by JavaKonjo: 10:53pm On Jan 27, 2019
Sorry but why is this news? Nah she first get house?
Travel / Re: Air Peace Acquires Boeing B777-200 Aircraft; Sets New Record by JavaKonjo: 7:24am On Dec 26, 2018
Note it is not clear on if they bought or leased it, in any case it is a second hand one, as the B777-200 model is no longer in production
Travel / Re: Nigeria’s Green Africa Airways Orders 100 Boeing 737 Max 8 by JavaKonjo: 7:18am On Dec 26, 2018
How many functioning airports does Nigeria have to support this many planes?
How many high denity routes are there for 100 jets.
Can FAM handle the air traffic control for 100 jets flying in Nigerian airspace just like that?
Where will they get the Jet A1 fuel and air crews from?
Sorry but the infrastructure required does not exhist.
Propaganda dot com
Celebrities / Re: Davido Orders One Of His Camera Men Off His Private Jet After He Used The Toilet by JavaKonjo: 6:56am On Dec 26, 2018
FAKE NEWS.
Did the pilot park on a cloud at 12,000 m for him to be kicked off the flight?
and Davido No get private jet sef
Culture / Re: Masquerade Uncovers His Face To Beg A Man Money(photos) by JavaKonjo: 6:50am On Dec 26, 2018
Yahoo masqurade
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Politics / Re: Billionaire With Private Jet/ Yacht To Pay Luxury Taxes From 2019 - Federal Govt by JavaKonjo: 6:48am On Dec 26, 2018
You can only tax private jets and Yatchs that are registered in Nigeria, how many are? Most if not all are registered abroad, so how will this work? It is better to tax houses above NGN30 Million and luxyry cars, they will return more to the treasury than the 30 or so private jets
Religion / Re: Inside The Glory Dome, Dunamis Abuja, World’s Largest Church Auditorium by JavaKonjo: 5:10pm On Nov 25, 2018
Of course they will say it has 100,000 capacity. But look at it well and compare it to American Football stadiums and see if their figures add up.
I recone 40,000 max
Religion / Re: Prophet Cletus Ilongwo Arrested By 100 Security Operatives by JavaKonjo: 7:54am On Nov 07, 2018
Me I only counted 7 in the picture oh!! not 100
Autos / Re: The Shocking Transformation Of This Crashed Toyota Sienna In Nigeria (Photos) by JavaKonjo: 3:42pm On Oct 21, 2018
TRANS FORMATION FROM WRITE OFF TO DEATH TRAP

That is why the ONYIBO MAN HAS A WORD CALLED WRITE OFF. such a car is a death trap. It's structural digidity is now ZERO. If it hits a keke all passengers will die.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abuja Clinics Massive Job Recruitment (41 Positions) by JavaKonjo: 3:14pm On Oct 21, 2018
So 41 jobs is a massive recruitment? Well i guess in Nigeria it is
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Mandate Estate In Pictures by JavaKonjo: 3:11pm On Oct 21, 2018
Unemployed peoples tithes and seeds sown in action grin grin grin grin angry
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja 2018 Contestants As Finals Hold 27th October (Photo by JavaKonjo: 12:55am On Sep 30, 2018
Jaqenhghar:
Beauty paegentry seems to be the in thing these daus. Miss Nigeria miss tourism miss beautiful miss sexy miss ..... everything
How about Miss Shithole

Make your sista register naw....

Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja 2018 Contestants As Finals Hold 27th October (Photo by JavaKonjo: 12:53am On Sep 30, 2018
ajebuter:
Anyone ever seen a beauty peagant with phone numbers of contestant on display?

Was that necessary or am I getting old?

Ayam not understand....

If to say you no drink ogogoro your eye for clear, and you go see say nah de same number dem put for all the girls!!!

Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja 2018 Contestants As Finals Hold 27th October (Photo by JavaKonjo: 12:51am On Sep 30, 2018
Jesse25:
If them nor be ashawo why are they putting their number for pic....smh angry

If to say you no drink ogogoro you go see say nah de same number for all the girls!!!

Health / Re: Quadruplets: Ruth Onyekachi Buzugbe Gives Birth To 4 Babies At FMC Asaba. Photos by JavaKonjo: 12:41am On Sep 30, 2018

Romance / Re: Boyfriend Kisses And Gropes His 14-Year-Old Girlfriend & Posts Pics On Facebook by JavaKonjo: 12:25am On Apr 25, 2018
Dis one don pass 14 tey tey; and the kind tuber of yam she don carry sef shocked you go weak. grin

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Romance / Re: Guy Buys A N15M Mercedes Benz E350 For His Girlfriend (Photos) by JavaKonjo: 12:21am On Apr 25, 2018
See the wretched house where she dey stay. When he for buy house for am. Or even marry am as money don land. 6 months time moto go spoil angry grin
Politics / Re: Payment Of $462m For Fighter Jets, Impeachable Offence, Reps Tell Buhari by JavaKonjo: 12:17am On Apr 25, 2018
SternProphet:
Ignorance starts this thread and stupidity ends it. Mofos want the NAF to buy jet combat aircraft that terrorists know how to avoid and cannot even target the ground accurately for precision strike.

Even the USAF is buying Super Tucanoes because of the large number of systems that can be integrated into it to make a capable COIN fighter. Very few countries invade each other successfully anymore. They want to destroy their enemies from inside, that is why the Super Tucano will continue to sell. It is a deliberately,slow and steady platform for the delivery of deadly precision strike at insurgents from stand off distances. It is cheap to operate and very reliable.

SEE MUMU. is that what a jet looks like in your village?
Have you seen USAF using them in IRAQ, LIBYA, SYRIA, AFGHANISTAN etc if they are such wonderful aircraft?
And then at US$38.5 MILLION EACH

Yeye de smell , oloshi say who mess ���

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