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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army General Admit Challenges In Boko Haram - Videowar by JAWBONE(op):
This is not Kola Ologbodiyan, this is not Nnamdi Kanu, this is not Deji Adeyanju, this is not Atiku. These are men putting their lives on the line for the country and see how we reward them.

When we come here to blast the inept dullard some of his idiotic stupid supporters will find the most foolish ways to defend him, claiming patriots. How did it get to this point where a rag-tag terrorist group is doing so much damage to the Army and yet we have a General as president

It's like having a billionaire as your father yet you live in poverty.

Instead of the misguided elements on this platform to lend their voice to the struggle and call out the clueless Major-General, they will spend their time defending mediocrity for peanuts not knowing the damage they are doing.

They think this is still about PDPvsAPC until them or their loved ones are caught up in the failures of the worst civilian administration in the history of Nigeria
PoliticsNigerian Army General Admit Challenges In Boko Haram - Videowar by JAWBONE(op): 1:39am On Mar 30, 2020
Listen to this video going viral on social media by a General in the Nigerian Army on Boko Haram attacks.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=typht2znIWA


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mynd44


https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/1244274551678275586

BusinessRe: Over N400k Got Debited From My Stanbic IBTC Account Overnight (Pics) by JAWBONE(m): 9:29pm On Mar 29, 2020
CBN should take strong action against these Banks by making them pay for any security breach. The primary function of Banks is safe-keeping of money. If they can't fulfill that function, then why are they Banks.

When I use Aliexpress, they only require the 16 digit number, ÇVV and date of expiry. I was shocked because this information is not hidden. It is openly displayed on the card. There should be another layer of security like 2FA, biometrics etc incorporated into any online transactions.

This is where i think Banks can learn from Cryptocurrency. If you don't have my keys, you can never have access to my account.

Until Banks begin to pay for something like this, they will never take steps to stop it plus the fact that there is possibility of an inside job here
BusinessRe: Over N400k Got Debited From My Stanbic IBTC Account Overnight (Pics) by JAWBONE(m): 9:18pm On Mar 29, 2020
Get a good lawyer.. The bank should be held totally responsible for this.
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Date Me Because "I'm Too Clean". What Do I Do? by JAWBONE(m): 10:26pm On Mar 28, 2020
Give me her number, let me help you talk to her
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Visits Akure Explosion Site, Gives Report Of Event (photos) by JAWBONE(m): 12:04pm On Mar 28, 2020
Zombied don dey tell us say na meteorite and Thunderstorm. Mumu people
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Governor Akeredolu Features In Skit To Sensitize Public On COVID-19 by JAWBONE(m): 11:24am On Mar 28, 2020
Good job Arakunrin but you have another problem on your hands now
PoliticsRe: Dele Sobowale Apologises To Goodluck Jonathan. GEJ Reacts by JAWBONE(m): 11:10am On Mar 28, 2020
Baba go slow, lifeless one, Covik 1-9 birus and now rotten wood. The names keep on coming.
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Akure, Houses, School, Churches Destroyed by JAWBONE(m): 11:08am On Mar 28, 2020
APC Zombies have suddenly become experts in astrophysics. They will do anything to defend mediocrity. They want to make you believe all is well in the country. You will be a big FOOL if you believe that.

I can't confirm or deny if this was an explosion because I was not there but the way even the Zombies have rushed to social media to defend this shows how pretentious they are. Some of them are saying it's thunderstorm others are saying meteorite. Now they have turn to meteorologists and astrophysicists all to defend the incompetent, inept, dumb dullard.

Whatever it is, you can't change the fact that this is the worst administration ever.
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Akure, Houses, School, Churches Destroyed by JAWBONE(m): 11:02am On Mar 28, 2020
GamalNasser:
Only two things can dig that crater a huge bomb or a sizeable asteroid !!!! But the similarity if the damage to Abule Egba blast shows that someone is bombings the south west ..Notice how it was targetted at the a church and school again?


New comment:

It has been confirmed to be a truck bomb , the truck has been sighted in the crater ..I have been again vindicated
Don't mind that IDIOTIC ZOMBIE called heliunes abi na hell-anus. In their mind they don't want any bad news concerning President Covik 1-9 birus but let it be during the administration of the opposition they will celebrate bad news as if it's Christmas.

I remember during GEJ how these wicked and evil elements were celebrating Boko Haram because it made GEJ look incompetent. The tables have turned, now they are pretending as if they are patriots. Two-faced bastards are what they are.

If you don't want the terrible things happening in the country to continue, then lend your voice and call the President and his party to order whenever they err. No matter which group you belong to, the progress of Nigeria is paramount.
PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Blasts President Buhari by JAWBONE(m): 8:09pm On Mar 27, 2020
Dem wan kill BMC crew members and APC zombies for twitter today. I no know say person dey wey fit tackle dem like this. See brutality up and down. Imam of Peace must contest 2023 grin grin grin
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Ganduje Inspects Kano Isolation Centre by JAWBONE(m): 3:47pm On Mar 27, 2020
Officialgarri:
Ganduje, despite his corrupt reputation, has proved to be proactive than many governors.

Show me one governor who has had this such facility in place. Mind you, there's no confirmed case of corona in Kano o, but see the preparedness.


Attached is a picture of an isolation center in a state governed by a demagogue who would always declare his state is in the hands of God
It is indeed grin

If corona doesn't kill someone here, I'm sure Ebola would be willing to take the job cheesy
Delta State has isolation centre and ventilators in place too
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 70 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by JAWBONE(m): 6:35pm On Mar 24, 2020
Samamerc:
Bandits attacked Galkogo community in Niger state and a distress call was sent to men of the Nigeria army and airforce, they all responded to the distress call and when the army got there, the airforce finished them from air.
Good heavens!! Something like this happened in this country and it did not make the news?

How can there be a lack of communication between Army and Air Force to the extent that the Air Force would kill one of their own?
This country is just running on borrowed time. I have never heard of this kind of unprofessionalism anywhere in the world
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 70 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by JAWBONE(m): 4:10pm On Mar 24, 2020
Samamerc:
And they are not even saying anything about the soldiers that were killed on Sunday afternoon in Galkogo community in Niger state by men of the airforce
Please shed more light on this. Soldiers as in the Army were killed by men of Air Force??

I mean both groups are the same. They are all soldiers. How can they kill themselves
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: FG Closes All Land Borders, Suspends FEC Meetings Indefinitely by JAWBONE(m): 7:53pm On Mar 23, 2020
Thank God. But only God knows why it took Baba Go Slow so long
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 6:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
NGpatriot:
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I'm no interested in your silly and irrelevant mumbo jumbo, prove me wrong based on what I said about the useless and thoughtless governor in Oyo state or keep and confine your unintelligent and irrelevant rubbish to your fellow ignorant and unintelligent ipobs.
I don't have to prove you wrong because there is nothing that comes out of your mouth that is right.
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 6:02pm On Mar 22, 2020
Sammy07:
You're part of those causing dis unity in SW.
When you refuse to tell your leaders the truth.

Seyi
Gbenga
Dapo,
What are their achievements??
I'm not causing disunity in anyway. Seyi was insensitive to the situation to hold a rally amidst the pandemic. That's the truth. And anybody who criticizes him for that has every right to do so.

Buhari in his usual manner also failed to carry out his responsibilities, APC supporters on Twitter, Nairaland are either pretending not to see it or are defending him. Let's not forget that before Coronavirus there were national issues like Insecurity, replacing the Service Chiefs, . Please what has Buhari done about any of that
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 5:46pm On Mar 22, 2020
NGpatriot:
APC propaganda made the useless man stage a rally in the middle of a pandemic that's engulfing his state? Foolery that he belatedly apologized for?

APC propaganda forced the useless man to ignore Coronavirus and the threat to his people and his state while other governors are working hard to protect their people and also, setting up task force, issuing orders and restrictions and so on while the useless governor in Oyo state looked the other.


APC propaganda forced the useless man to finally wake up to issue orders and restrictions after getting spanked by Nigerians for doing nothing and staging rallies instead of protecting his people?

APC propaganda made the useless man pose for a photograph with the clown singer from Lagos to stage concerts in his state even though the useless governor already banned such activities?

Who does that?


You are ipob of course, incompetence, failure, and lousy governance are all standard practice in your badly governed wheelbarrow and kerosene states.
Mr Man...first of all remove that patriot from your name because you are a two-faced hypocritical Zombie. None of you APC ZOMBIES blamed the number one person responsible for the explosion of Coronavirus in Nigeria- Muhammadu Buhari.

While other countries like Ghana, Botswana, Uganda etc took immediate action to close their borders when the situation became serious, your Zombie-In-Chief kept on dragging his feet and delayed until the issue exploded. After the first Italian guy case, people were still coming into the country and Buhari in his usual go-slow manner did nothing about it.

I did not hear anything from any APC supporter about that. Buhari refused to address the nation like other concerned leaders are doing. Your group of hypocritical zombies were actually defending him.

The moment Seyi Makinde had that rally, all of you jumped on the matter as if he committed genocide. I'm not defending Seyi here and am happy he has apologized and taken responsibility for that action but this same energy you expend to lambast Seyi, I don't see it for Buhari. Why?

Because you are a hypocritical enemy of progress.

And by the way, There are hotlines and taskforces in Oyo state that have being set up to control the situation
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 5:17pm On Mar 22, 2020
Chukwurah003:
Who does campaign in the midst of a pandemic. We have terrible leaders in this country.
This guy is a bot. Beware.

They are all paid agents of propaganda from the APC. His name is definitely not Chukwurah. APC Zombies have taken over Nairaland with their propaganda machinery
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 5:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
Iamgrey5:
My friend stop saying nonsense

My family is not only of Mogaji but My grandmother was the first educated iyalode of ibadan land. "Iyalode Wura ola Esan". She founded the Peoples primary and secondary school in Adeoyo and Molete. My grandfather rose to the position of Ekerin olubadan(Fourth inline to Olubadan) during his days.


So I am a bonified ibadan boy. Ajimobi already started the Mokola bridge around this time during his first term. He already tarred inner city roads in Bodija and other areas around ibadan.

Akala already completed dualization of Dugbe to Mokola road by this time in his term in office and he already started the Akala Express road which he completed in 2009. He has also tarred roads in Oluyole local government in Crin area and Odo ona kekere.

Ladoja despite his troubles tarred the ibadan inner roads along the ogupa river.

What major project has Seyi initiated? What would be his legacy project?
I'm taking note of the number of Mogajis we have uncovered on Nairaland today. Because of Seyi Makinde, everybody on Nairaland is now Mogaji. Let me tell all of you Mogajis that being Mogajo or whatever you call yourself does not mean shit. If you can't give an objective criticism of your leaders then your Mogaji status is totally irrelevant. If you like, you can be the next Olubadan but if you can't look at political issues without bias, that's your fúcking problem.

Your titles does not make your biased views more valid.

Ajimobi was a fúcking disaster. 8 years a senator another 8 as governor and the most popular thing we know him for is his running mouth. You should be ashamed of yourself for setting mediocre standards for your Governor.

Seyi is less than 2 years in office and you already want him to turn Ibadan to Washington. Why did you not demand that same standard from your Ajimobi.

People with eyes can already see he has started better than Mr "Constituted Authority". If you can't see that, na your wahala be that
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 4:32pm On Mar 22, 2020
LegendHero:
Shut up. I’m also from Ibadan, agbole popoyemoja and our lineage is also of the Mogajis.

Makinde is just an audio governor, he is practically doing nothing compared to what the likes of Ajimobis did in their first year in office.

Write it down, if Makinde keep doing like this, then the Oyo state voters will show him the way out in the next election. Ibadan o kin sin yan leemeji, only Ajimobi had the luxury of second term and that’s because he is a great performer and the best to ever lead Ibadan since 1999.
Mogaji ko, Mangoji ni

The only thing Ajimobi did was to wreck you if you are truly from Oyo State. That is why he couldn't win his Senatorial seat again. He was that bad. There were people who believed Adelabu lost because he associated with Ajimobi so SHUT THE FÚCK UP because you clearly know nothing of Oyo politics. Makinde has not spent 2 yrs in office yet but you want to compare him already. Audio Mogaji

All these APC ZOMBIES claiming Mogaji. Na today una remember say una be Mogaji.... Hahahahaha
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 3:44pm On Mar 22, 2020
I wish i came across this post earlier so that more people can be aware. The job of APC youths now is to rubbish the image of Seyi Makinde. They are everywhere on Nairaland and Twitter. Please whenever you see any post of Seyi Makinde, ignore the hordes of zombies that flock to discredit him

He is giving them serious BP. If Seyi was or defects to APC today, you would see how they worship him like a demi-god. Now they want you to believe he is as useless as Aregbesola, Oyetola, Oshiomohle, Ganduje and their Zombie-In-Chief.

This is not to say Seyi Makinde is a saint but I have noticed some serious unwarranted attention towards him from these two-faced hypocritical zombies.

Be wise
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 3:34pm On Mar 22, 2020
iammo:
hey! buddy I am from Oyo State, Ibadan to be precise, and son of a Mogaji, grand son of a Mogaji with my family in Olubadan in council, Central Council of Ibadan Indegene, Ajorosun Club, so dude proceed to tell us projects makinde did.. kindly use google if you can

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Big Fat Lie...

Son of Mogaji who is hustling for APC 30K online. Just notice how APC zombies rush like flies towards shit towards anything that concerns Seyi Makinde. That is their current assignment now in preparation for 2023. To rubbish any achievement of Makinde. If you are not in Oyo State, please ask those who reside there to make comments about his leadership. They can tell you better.

This guy is no fücking Mogaji. APC paid zombie is his appropriate title
PoliticsRe: 35 Nigerian Governors, 15 Ministers Purchase Dubai Properties - Sahara Reporters by JAWBONE(m): 4:52pm On Mar 21, 2020
In the corruption list, every ethnic group of the country is well represented but when the time comes for Nigerians to use their brain, that is when they remember Arewa, Omoluabi, Igbo-Amaka and all those bullshit
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Apologises For Ibadan Rally by JAWBONE(op): 3:20pm On Mar 20, 2020
Let me also point out that the "zombiefied" brainless youths of a certain political party immediately saw an opportunity to lambast the amiable governor using it as an excuse to deflect attention from their inept zombie-in-chief who has refused to address the nation as a leader would.

Some of them are even saying, "what will the President addressing the nation do". Well, I don't blame them. People whose job is to defend mediocrity are themselves mediocres. The most painful reality is that those of us who do not share in their foolery have to share the country with them.

My prayer is in the future, we will never have to deal with these set of idiots again.
PoliticsSeyi Makinde Apologises For Ibadan Rally by JAWBONE(op): 3:20pm On Mar 20, 2020
Some days ago, the indefatigable governor of Oyo State, Seyi Makinde organised a political rally in Ibadan amidst the COVID-19 pandemic. Many Nigerians came for him on social media.

Today, as a true democrat, he has apologized and taken responsibility for that action. Here is his apology

"
I have received your complaints about the rally that was held yesterday, and I feel obligated to state in clear terms that we acted based on the information we had at that time. In retrospect, it should not have happened and I take responsibility for that lapse in judgement."

How many gbosa for Governor of the year?


https://mobile.twitter.com/seyiamakinde/status/1240760383905939457

Mynd44

PoliticsRe: We Suspended $22.7b Loan Because Of Non-Inclusion Of South East - Gbajabiamila by JAWBONE(m): 10:18am On Mar 19, 2020
South east ko....South north ni

Abi dem no wan give una money
HealthRe: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JAWBONE(op): 10:16am On Mar 19, 2020
LMAO
HealthMasturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JAWBONE(op): 10:15am On Mar 19, 2020
IF you’ve been ordered to stay indoors and self-isolate amid the coronavirus outbreak, you could get pretty bored and lonely not being able to socialise – I mean, there’s only so much Netflix you can watch.

So while you make one last dash to the supermarket to stock up on your supply of toilet paper and canned goods, perhaps consider adding some batteries to your shop, because as it turns out, masturbating will not only give you something to do, but it will help keep you healthy – and who are we to go against the doctor’s orders.

But while many people look past the health benefits of indulging in a little self-love, Dr Jennifer Landam, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that masturbation might be exactly what you need to strengthen your body’s natural defence forces.

Self-pleasuring is known to boost your immune system and raise your white blood cell count – which in turn helps to fight infection in the body.

Now, this might not be the first time you’ve heard that time alone with your favourite toy will help with more than just relieving stress after a tough day at work- and that’s because it’s back by science.

Dr Landom’s views are also reflected in a small study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen in Germany which closely looked at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on white blood cell count.

And yes, while we agree that a team of doctors watching a group of people engage in self-pleasure is rather strange, the results were clear and it was confirmed that sexual arousal and orgasm increased the number of white blood cells and boosted the immune system – so thank you volunteers.

More than that, though, orgasms in general help you relax and sleep better, too – and more sleep means more time for your body to repair and recover.

Besides, the NHS even says that sexual arousal sends the heart rate higher, and the number of beats per minute reaches its peak during orgasm.

So if you are feeling a little under the weather, or simplY want your immune system firing the way it should, simply whip out your play mate and enjoy the time indoors.

But remember, if you are engaging is sex with a partner during the coronavirus outbreak be sure to slap on a condom because according to the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention, the main method of transmission of the coronavirus is person-to-person contact – and we all know what that means.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Dumped By Buhari Ministers, Appointees, South-South Leaders -Vanguard by JAWBONE(m): 3:07pm On Mar 16, 2020
Look at them....They will never gather and fight for any cause for the South-South with this same zeal they are fighting for their pockets. Set of rogue thieves produced by a failed society
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by JAWBONE(m): 7:19pm On Mar 15, 2020
I live in this area and words cannot express what happened today. There are reports that this could possibly be a bomb explosion. Eyewitness are saying bombs were planted close to petrol pipelines.

The impact of the explosion caused the ceiling of my house to come down. Every building within the area as you can see in this picture came down. It's even close to Gani Adams former house.

This is not the first time pipeline will explode in Abule-Ado. It happened many years ago and I saw it with my own eyes but this one was very different. The way storey buildings came down, the number of deaths, this is not an ordinary pipeline explosion
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa State Ban Street Begging, Vows To Punish Parents Of Beggars by JAWBONE(m): 6:31pm On Feb 26, 2020
No matter how long it takes, truth always win.

Zombies after blasting a shinning light of the nation for his comments should bury their heads in shame

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