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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 6:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
NGpatriot:
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I'm no interested in your silly and irrelevant mumbo jumbo, prove me wrong based on what I said about the useless and thoughtless governor in Oyo state or keep and confine your unintelligent and irrelevant rubbish to your fellow ignorant and unintelligent ipobs.
I don't have to prove you wrong because there is nothing that comes out of your mouth that is right.
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 6:02pm On Mar 22, 2020
Sammy07:
You're part of those causing dis unity in SW.
When you refuse to tell your leaders the truth.

Seyi
Gbenga
Dapo,
What are their achievements??
I'm not causing disunity in anyway. Seyi was insensitive to the situation to hold a rally amidst the pandemic. That's the truth. And anybody who criticizes him for that has every right to do so.

Buhari in his usual manner also failed to carry out his responsibilities, APC supporters on Twitter, Nairaland are either pretending not to see it or are defending him. Let's not forget that before Coronavirus there were national issues like Insecurity, replacing the Service Chiefs, . Please what has Buhari done about any of that
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 5:46pm On Mar 22, 2020
NGpatriot:
APC propaganda made the useless man stage a rally in the middle of a pandemic that's engulfing his state? Foolery that he belatedly apologized for?

APC propaganda forced the useless man to ignore Coronavirus and the threat to his people and his state while other governors are working hard to protect their people and also, setting up task force, issuing orders and restrictions and so on while the useless governor in Oyo state looked the other.


APC propaganda forced the useless man to finally wake up to issue orders and restrictions after getting spanked by Nigerians for doing nothing and staging rallies instead of protecting his people?

APC propaganda made the useless man pose for a photograph with the clown singer from Lagos to stage concerts in his state even though the useless governor already banned such activities?

Who does that?


You are ipob of course, incompetence, failure, and lousy governance are all standard practice in your badly governed wheelbarrow and kerosene states.
Mr Man...first of all remove that patriot from your name because you are a two-faced hypocritical Zombie. None of you APC ZOMBIES blamed the number one person responsible for the explosion of Coronavirus in Nigeria- Muhammadu Buhari.

While other countries like Ghana, Botswana, Uganda etc took immediate action to close their borders when the situation became serious, your Zombie-In-Chief kept on dragging his feet and delayed until the issue exploded. After the first Italian guy case, people were still coming into the country and Buhari in his usual go-slow manner did nothing about it.

I did not hear anything from any APC supporter about that. Buhari refused to address the nation like other concerned leaders are doing. Your group of hypocritical zombies were actually defending him.

The moment Seyi Makinde had that rally, all of you jumped on the matter as if he committed genocide. I'm not defending Seyi here and am happy he has apologized and taken responsibility for that action but this same energy you expend to lambast Seyi, I don't see it for Buhari. Why?

Because you are a hypocritical enemy of progress.

And by the way, There are hotlines and taskforces in Oyo state that have being set up to control the situation
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 5:17pm On Mar 22, 2020
Chukwurah003:
Who does campaign in the midst of a pandemic. We have terrible leaders in this country.
This guy is a bot. Beware.

They are all paid agents of propaganda from the APC. His name is definitely not Chukwurah. APC Zombies have taken over Nairaland with their propaganda machinery
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 5:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
Iamgrey5:
My friend stop saying nonsense

My family is not only of Mogaji but My grandmother was the first educated iyalode of ibadan land. "Iyalode Wura ola Esan". She founded the Peoples primary and secondary school in Adeoyo and Molete. My grandfather rose to the position of Ekerin olubadan(Fourth inline to Olubadan) during his days.


So I am a bonified ibadan boy. Ajimobi already started the Mokola bridge around this time during his first term. He already tarred inner city roads in Bodija and other areas around ibadan.

Akala already completed dualization of Dugbe to Mokola road by this time in his term in office and he already started the Akala Express road which he completed in 2009. He has also tarred roads in Oluyole local government in Crin area and Odo ona kekere.

Ladoja despite his troubles tarred the ibadan inner roads along the ogupa river.

What major project has Seyi initiated? What would be his legacy project?
I'm taking note of the number of Mogajis we have uncovered on Nairaland today. Because of Seyi Makinde, everybody on Nairaland is now Mogaji. Let me tell all of you Mogajis that being Mogajo or whatever you call yourself does not mean shit. If you can't give an objective criticism of your leaders then your Mogaji status is totally irrelevant. If you like, you can be the next Olubadan but if you can't look at political issues without bias, that's your fúcking problem.

Your titles does not make your biased views more valid.

Ajimobi was a fúcking disaster. 8 years a senator another 8 as governor and the most popular thing we know him for is his running mouth. You should be ashamed of yourself for setting mediocre standards for your Governor.

Seyi is less than 2 years in office and you already want him to turn Ibadan to Washington. Why did you not demand that same standard from your Ajimobi.

People with eyes can already see he has started better than Mr "Constituted Authority". If you can't see that, na your wahala be that
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 4:32pm On Mar 22, 2020
LegendHero:
Shut up. I’m also from Ibadan, agbole popoyemoja and our lineage is also of the Mogajis.

Makinde is just an audio governor, he is practically doing nothing compared to what the likes of Ajimobis did in their first year in office.

Write it down, if Makinde keep doing like this, then the Oyo state voters will show him the way out in the next election. Ibadan o kin sin yan leemeji, only Ajimobi had the luxury of second term and that’s because he is a great performer and the best to ever lead Ibadan since 1999.
Mogaji ko, Mangoji ni

The only thing Ajimobi did was to wreck you if you are truly from Oyo State. That is why he couldn't win his Senatorial seat again. He was that bad. There were people who believed Adelabu lost because he associated with Ajimobi so SHUT THE FÚCK UP because you clearly know nothing of Oyo politics. Makinde has not spent 2 yrs in office yet but you want to compare him already. Audio Mogaji

All these APC ZOMBIES claiming Mogaji. Na today una remember say una be Mogaji.... Hahahahaha
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 3:44pm On Mar 22, 2020
I wish i came across this post earlier so that more people can be aware. The job of APC youths now is to rubbish the image of Seyi Makinde. They are everywhere on Nairaland and Twitter. Please whenever you see any post of Seyi Makinde, ignore the hordes of zombies that flock to discredit him

He is giving them serious BP. If Seyi was or defects to APC today, you would see how they worship him like a demi-god. Now they want you to believe he is as useless as Aregbesola, Oyetola, Oshiomohle, Ganduje and their Zombie-In-Chief.

This is not to say Seyi Makinde is a saint but I have noticed some serious unwarranted attention towards him from these two-faced hypocritical zombies.

Be wise
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde In Shorts As Davido Visits Him by JAWBONE(m): 3:34pm On Mar 22, 2020
iammo:
hey! buddy I am from Oyo State, Ibadan to be precise, and son of a Mogaji, grand son of a Mogaji with my family in Olubadan in council, Central Council of Ibadan Indegene, Ajorosun Club, so dude proceed to tell us projects makinde did.. kindly use google if you can

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Big Fat Lie...

Son of Mogaji who is hustling for APC 30K online. Just notice how APC zombies rush like flies towards shit towards anything that concerns Seyi Makinde. That is their current assignment now in preparation for 2023. To rubbish any achievement of Makinde. If you are not in Oyo State, please ask those who reside there to make comments about his leadership. They can tell you better.

This guy is no fücking Mogaji. APC paid zombie is his appropriate title
Politics › Re: 35 Nigerian Governors, 15 Ministers Purchase Dubai Properties - Sahara Reporters by JAWBONE(m): 4:52pm On Mar 21, 2020
In the corruption list, every ethnic group of the country is well represented but when the time comes for Nigerians to use their brain, that is when they remember Arewa, Omoluabi, Igbo-Amaka and all those bullshit
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Apologises For Ibadan Rally by JAWBONE(op): 3:20pm On Mar 20, 2020
Let me also point out that the "zombiefied" brainless youths of a certain political party immediately saw an opportunity to lambast the amiable governor using it as an excuse to deflect attention from their inept zombie-in-chief who has refused to address the nation as a leader would.

Some of them are even saying, "what will the President addressing the nation do". Well, I don't blame them. People whose job is to defend mediocrity are themselves mediocres. The most painful reality is that those of us who do not share in their foolery have to share the country with them.

My prayer is in the future, we will never have to deal with these set of idiots again.
Politics › Seyi Makinde Apologises For Ibadan Rally by JAWBONE(op): 3:20pm On Mar 20, 2020
Some days ago, the indefatigable governor of Oyo State, Seyi Makinde organised a political rally in Ibadan amidst the COVID-19 pandemic. Many Nigerians came for him on social media.

Today, as a true democrat, he has apologized and taken responsibility for that action. Here is his apology

"
I have received your complaints about the rally that was held yesterday, and I feel obligated to state in clear terms that we acted based on the information we had at that time. In retrospect, it should not have happened and I take responsibility for that lapse in judgement."

How many gbosa for Governor of the year?


https://mobile.twitter.com/seyiamakinde/status/1240760383905939457

Mynd44

Politics › Re: We Suspended $22.7b Loan Because Of Non-Inclusion Of South East - Gbajabiamila by JAWBONE(m): 10:18am On Mar 19, 2020
South east ko....South north ni

Abi dem no wan give una money
Health › Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JAWBONE(op): 10:16am On Mar 19, 2020
LMAO
Health › Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JAWBONE(op): 10:15am On Mar 19, 2020
IF you’ve been ordered to stay indoors and self-isolate amid the coronavirus outbreak, you could get pretty bored and lonely not being able to socialise – I mean, there’s only so much Netflix you can watch.

So while you make one last dash to the supermarket to stock up on your supply of toilet paper and canned goods, perhaps consider adding some batteries to your shop, because as it turns out, masturbating will not only give you something to do, but it will help keep you healthy – and who are we to go against the doctor’s orders.

But while many people look past the health benefits of indulging in a little self-love, Dr Jennifer Landam, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that masturbation might be exactly what you need to strengthen your body’s natural defence forces.

Self-pleasuring is known to boost your immune system and raise your white blood cell count – which in turn helps to fight infection in the body.

Now, this might not be the first time you’ve heard that time alone with your favourite toy will help with more than just relieving stress after a tough day at work- and that’s because it’s back by science.

Dr Landom’s views are also reflected in a small study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen in Germany which closely looked at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on white blood cell count.

And yes, while we agree that a team of doctors watching a group of people engage in self-pleasure is rather strange, the results were clear and it was confirmed that sexual arousal and orgasm increased the number of white blood cells and boosted the immune system – so thank you volunteers.

More than that, though, orgasms in general help you relax and sleep better, too – and more sleep means more time for your body to repair and recover.

Besides, the NHS even says that sexual arousal sends the heart rate higher, and the number of beats per minute reaches its peak during orgasm.

So if you are feeling a little under the weather, or simplY want your immune system firing the way it should, simply whip out your play mate and enjoy the time indoors.

But remember, if you are engaging is sex with a partner during the coronavirus outbreak be sure to slap on a condom because according to the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention, the main method of transmission of the coronavirus is person-to-person contact – and we all know what that means.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Dumped By Buhari Ministers, Appointees, South-South Leaders -Vanguard by JAWBONE(m): 3:07pm On Mar 16, 2020
Look at them....They will never gather and fight for any cause for the South-South with this same zeal they are fighting for their pockets. Set of rogue thieves produced by a failed society
Politics › Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by JAWBONE(m): 7:19pm On Mar 15, 2020
I live in this area and words cannot express what happened today. There are reports that this could possibly be a bomb explosion. Eyewitness are saying bombs were planted close to petrol pipelines.

The impact of the explosion caused the ceiling of my house to come down. Every building within the area as you can see in this picture came down. It's even close to Gani Adams former house.

This is not the first time pipeline will explode in Abule-Ado. It happened many years ago and I saw it with my own eyes but this one was very different. The way storey buildings came down, the number of deaths, this is not an ordinary pipeline explosion
Politics › Re: Nasarawa State Ban Street Begging, Vows To Punish Parents Of Beggars by JAWBONE(m): 6:31pm On Feb 26, 2020
No matter how long it takes, truth always win.

Zombies after blasting a shinning light of the nation for his comments should bury their heads in shame
Politics › Re: Bala Mohammed Awards ₦3.6 Billion Contract To His Own Company by JAWBONE(m): 4:10pm On Feb 23, 2020
PDP governor....we dey see you o...

Awarding a contract to your own company seems unethical because of the familiarity that exists. The questions we should ask here are

1. Can the company execute the job?

2. Is the contract inflated?
Politics › Re: Laetitia Dagan Naankang's Burial Photos by JAWBONE(m): 4:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
Na wa....Plateau don bury people sha since when that dullard enter

May her soul Rest In Peace.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Youth To North: God Uses Insurgency To Punish You For Sins Against Igbo by JAWBONE(m): 7:52pm On Feb 22, 2020
Very insensitive thing to say
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is Currently Attacking Garkida In Adamawa - Ahmad Salkida by JAWBONE(m): 9:31am On Feb 22, 2020
In another thread, Boko Haram attacked somewhere in Yobe by 10:30 am on Friday. In this one they attacked Adamawa by 7pm on Friday also.

Does it mean these guys are everywhere in the NE. How are they able to attack two different locations in the same day?

Just asking
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Blocks Yobe Highway, Battles Soldiers In Adamawa by JAWBONE(m): 9:11am On Feb 22, 2020
The rumour that Buhari is indirectly strengthening these terrorists is becoming real by the day.
Boko Haram attacks is now a daily occurence and they always leave better than they came. Capture people for ransom money, vehicles for their operations, arms and ammunitions to make them stronger. Yet Buhari's response is to look away
Politics › Re: Governor Akeredolu Inspects Ore Flyover Project (PHOTOS) by JAWBONE(m): 8:25pm On Feb 19, 2020
Nice pictures
Politics › Re: Reps Order 400 Exotic Cars, Reject Nigerian Brands by JAWBONE(m): 8:03am On Feb 18, 2020
The only thing Nigerians go do na to come Nairaland, Twitter, Facebook come dey make noise. Election time go come, u go see idiots go start to dey fight for dem tribe or religion person, everybody go forget about all this one.

Then tomorrow una go complain say country hard. Una suffer neva start
Politics › Re: Buhari: My Government Will Rid Nigeria Of Bandits, Terrorists, Criminals by JAWBONE(m): 6:50am On Feb 18, 2020
If at this point in time, you are still supporting this moronîc clown as President, you are a FOOL, an enemy of NIGERIA, and I hope you suffer the consequence of your FOOLERY.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Opens 11 Road Network, Health Centre In Bariga (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 8:35am On Feb 17, 2020
solmus:
High BP koor High HB nii , instead of una Audio fans of Audio Governor to show us what he is doing with the loans and allocation he had collected so far you are here ranting
Show us what your Sanwo Olu has done with revenue 10 times that of Oyo State
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Opens 11 Road Network, Health Centre In Bariga (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 7:24am On Feb 17, 2020
solmus:
cool


Makinde come and see your mate

Audio Governor Seyi come and see Point and Do Governor


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Makinde will continue to give you high BP. Just make sure you take your drugs regularly because more good news is still to come from Oyo State
Politics › Re: Lawrence Oborawhareivwo Ewhrudjakpo; The Urhobo Deputy Governor Of Bayelsa State by JAWBONE(m): 10:18am On Feb 15, 2020
So this man is from Bayelsa and Ijaw youths were foaming in their mouths just because he is Urhobo. An Ijaw man is Deputy Governor in Delta State and there is no noise about it, but because an Urhobo man from Bayelsa was selected Deputy in his own state, they were upset.

The scourge of ethnicism is truly terrible
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Congratulates Douye Diri On Supreme Court Judgement by JAWBONE(m): 5:48pm On Feb 13, 2020
I am as angry today as I was on the day of the Imo State judgement. This is an aberration. The Supreme Court can never be more powerful than the wishes of the people. Seven men/women in robes and wigs can and should NOT decide the fate of millions of people. Their "judgement" cannot overide what millions have decided. Take this power away from the Supreme Court. It has become an institution for political games and machinations.

Victory for PDP. Defeat for the people of Bayelsa. Democracy is a big joke in Nigeria.

This is NOT worth celebrating. The most important factor in a democracy is that the wishes of the people prevail and the Supreme Court once again has taken that away. Is this compensation for Imo State.

I think we are better off going back to our pre-colonial monarchical system. This Nigerian democracy is just "demo" and "craze" join together
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Sacks David Lyon, Orders Diri Duoye To Be Sworn In by JAWBONE(m): 3:21pm On Feb 13, 2020
What is the meaning of this nonsense we continue to witness in Nigeria. Did INEC not do preliminary checks on candidates before approving them.

Where then is the power of the people if Supreme Court continues to take away their mandate.

How are we sure this is not compensation for IMO state. This country is nothing but a country full of shitty people. One big massive SHITHOLE
Politics › Re: Sokoto Road, Kaduna: El-Rufai Constructs Road That Looks Like European Road by JAWBONE(m): 11:54am On Feb 10, 2020
See how easy it is to FOOL Nigerians. After 5 years and numerous deaths from insecurity, we should be jumping up for road that is less than 10km. May God give una sense. Mumu people
Crime › Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by JAWBONE(m): 9:16pm On Feb 06, 2020
I don't think we realise how urgent the situation is. If you have being following Nairaland since Jan 1st, I don't think a day passes without one security issue. Let's tell ourselves the truth, Nigeria's security apparatus has been overwhelmed and overstretched. We are in a state of emergency.

This is not about APC vs PDP. The current leadership of this country has no idea of what to do. They are complete failures, and if you think otherwise, you are a FOOL

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