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Travel › Re: Truck Crushes 13 Passengers On Ogbomoso-Ilorin Expressway (Disturbing Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 9:00am On Jan 20, 2020
EgunMogaji2:
1) First picture shows a California Highway Patrol Police Officer performing a field inspection. As in pull over a truck on the side of the road (they have safe stretches earmarked for that). He’ll check important stuff and if it fails the trucks not going anywhere.

2) Second picture shows a truck scale where trucks get weighed. If you’re overweight then you’re not leaving the scales. Period.

We have such a long way to go that as a recent returnee that came back home after 33 years I know we’ll never get there at this rate.

I drove from Ijebu Ode to Ibadan yesterday. I followed a rickety commercial bus that had no rear lights, grossly overloaded to a police checkpoint. The driver handed the police guy N500, police guy gave him change and off they went. In broad daylight. When I got to him he asked me for my tint permit. Yes, it’s his right to ask me for tint permit, which I have, but it’s ridiculous in the sense that he just passed a clearly unroadworthy vehicle to drive on.
Speechless. Things like this makes you wonder if there is any value placed on the life of the average Nigerian
Travel › Re: Truck Crushes 13 Passengers On Ogbomoso-Ilorin Expressway (Disturbing Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 9:45pm On Jan 19, 2020
May their souls Rest In Peace.

These things really make me very angry. This could have being totally avoided. The number of bad, deformed vehicles on Nigerian roads is just too much and is a huge threat to lives of road users. This is where you expect FRSC to be at the top of their game. Just today a container broke down along the road and caused a journey of 30 minutes to be a hold up of 5 hours. When these vehicles come to renew their license, do a thorough check on them and even on the road. The ones in bad condition should not be allowed to be on the road. This is really really painful because i remember just some weeks ago I was on that same road.

May their souls R.I.P once more
Politics › Re: Court Sacks Ifeanyi Ubah As Senator by JAWBONE(m): 2:04pm On Jan 17, 2020
I think it's time we disband INEC and create a new electoral body. How can an organization spend billions of naira to conduct elections only for the results to be rubbished later or is that the Supreme Court has being compromised and taken over by scoundrels. It is either the INEC boss is grossly incompetent and should be immediately fired or the Chief Justice Tanko Mohammed is a very corrupt fellow
Phones › Re: SIM Recycling Rings Danger For Phone Users by JAWBONE(m): 1:06pm On Jan 17, 2020
I swear this is a problem. Bought a new SIM and strange people started calling me. The name on the SIM i saw thru TrueCaller was so strange
Romance › Re: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by JAWBONE(m): 12:10pm On Jan 14, 2020
CANDYDADDY:
You are a fool bro

why can't you set her up to visit you,that is when you will know she is not playing around,you have no evidence,bro no evidence

Although 98.9% of Nigeria girl have the tendency of keeping second guy

And you have not put the damn ring in her finger,bro the PUSSSY IS NOT YOURS!

if you still go ahead to dump her dont forget to edit your post to add her phone number and her location,bro
Hahahahaha....guy you don mad I swear...but if you get the number sha...let me know
Culture › Re: Oba Of Ewuare Of Benin Visits Edo Indigenes In Rivers State by JAWBONE(m): 9:59am On Jan 14, 2020
[quote author= post=85781835]Oba gha Tokpere!

Long Live The King!!


Oba on a shaku shaku levels.....
Oyaaa now.......
cheesy wink[/quote]Guy where you see this video?
Politics › Re: Anthony Okolie Sues Hanan Buhari, DSS, Over SIM Card, Demands N500 Million by JAWBONE(m): 9:40am On Jan 14, 2020
APCNig:
He can and you will do nothing. If all you Flattinos decide to pick up arms against the FG again, we will repeat the 1967 to 1970 Xmas party.

Next time, tell your thieving brother to go and buy Aisha Buhari's line and start calling Atikuchukwu for money that Aisha wants to do burial for her great grandmother.
You are a BASTARD for referring to what happened between 1967-1970. If not for the help Nigeria received from UK, US, it most definitely would have being a different story and I must remind you that the outcome of that war still remains NO VICTOR, NO VANQUISHED. But an illiterate FOOLISH, IDIOT, WASTE OF A HUMAN like you will never know.


P.S. Mods if yoy like ban me for one year, na una sabi. You will not ban the person that is clearly stoking ethnic tensions here but you can ban me for putting him in his place by insulting him
Politics › Re: Video Of Hanan Buhari On The Presidential Jet, Waving. Shared By Aisha Buhari by JAWBONE(m): 7:44pm On Jan 13, 2020
See as they are rubbing it in our faces. It shall not be well with the supporters of impunity. They will surely partake in the repercussions
Politics › Re: MURIC: Hanan Buhari Flying On Presidential Jet Is An Inspiration To The Youth by JAWBONE(m): 7:40pm On Jan 13, 2020
What do you expect from a stooge of the President?
Politics › Re: Governor Babagana Zulum Sitting Under A Tree by JAWBONE(m): 11:42am On Jan 11, 2020
Starboy Governor. I stan
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by JAWBONE(m): 11:12am On Jan 11, 2020
yarimo:
did she commit any crime constitutionally if yes with section and if no keep quiet and let her be?
Thunder fire the mouth wey u use talk this rubbish. And yes she committed a constitutional crime by converting government property to personal use. The only people in the President's family that the Nigerian constitution recognize is the President and First Lady. We don't know any other person.

So govt jets is now private jet that anybody can take and just to take pictures. Which kind os stupid pictures is she taking that we have not seen before. The slavery mentality that you people have, you should keep it to yourselves. Don't drag the rest of the country into your lifestyle of servitude.



Because the person involved is from the North like you, then all is well. I don't blame you, i blame the bastard political leaders in the South that keeps putting up with this bullshit.
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by JAWBONE(m): 11:05am On Jan 11, 2020
Zombies, which day will your children fly in private jets?
Culture › Re: The Rift Between African-Americans And Recent African Immigrants To The US by JAWBONE(m):
Very Interesting I must say, and apt. It is very sickening to see the level of ignorance Black-Americans display towards Africans. And I hope they stay true to what MLK, MLCM X, Du Bois etc fought for
Politics › Re: Zulum: Boko Haram Is Attacking People And You Are Collecting N1,000 Per Car by JAWBONE(m): 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2020
Outstanding Governor
Crime › Re: Abdulkareem Haruna: Kidnapped & Released Journalist Narrates Shocking Experience by JAWBONE(m): 2:52pm On Jan 04, 2020
An interesting read I must say. For those of you too lazy to read a common write-up, SHAME ON YOU, I wonder how you got through school, maybe that's why we have such a high number of educated illiterates who only know how to make noise and be potential zombies on nairaland.

Thank God for the freedom of these men, the journalist really did a good job in telling the story. Like I said earlier, we have stupid people running this country and MORE STUPID people supporting them, if any of them can take time to read experiences like this, they might realize how STUPID they are.
Crime › Re: Abdulkareem Haruna: Kidnapped & Released Journalist Narrates Shocking Experience by JAWBONE(m): 2:41pm On Jan 04, 2020
Leveraging on the relaxed mood amongst us, I summoned the courage to ask why he compared Papa with Buhari. They said he was “wicked and lies like Buhari.”



They said Papa hide money but pretended to be poor, and that should he be given the seat of the president, he would ensure more people suffer.



Sergeant Sniper said, “[b]We voted for Buhari with the promise of giving us jobs, but he ended up deceiving us]/b]. That is why we are doing what we are doing. If not for Boko Haram that he was able to reduce, nothing is working in Nigeria under Buhari.”



At that point, a mild argument ensued amongst them. Sergeant ICT disagreed with Sergeant Sniper. “You don’t listen to the news, that’s why you thought Buhari had ended Boko Haram. The bastards are still attacking people in Borno; it is on the news every day.” Sergeant Elder too corroborated the last point.



The discussion later drifted to the problems of police. They saw the cops as hypocrites and warned that police should never be trusted as friends. They shared different opinions, and we too had to join the discussion about the problems of Nigeria. At a point, one could not believe they were kidnappers who were in the very act of criminal activity. Of course, we hoped joining them in their discussion would help win their sympathy so that we could be released without harm. It was generally a feigned atmosphere of friendship. All the while, they were still insisting on getting more ransom money than what we were offering.

May thunder fire all the ZOMBIES supporting that lanky, inept, clueless, dotard called Buhari. Even kidnappers are aware of his cluelessness, yet the so-called "leaders of tomorrow" will come here to die on his matter
Crime › Re: Abdulkareem Haruna: Kidnapped & Released Journalist Narrates Shocking Experience by JAWBONE(m): 2:28pm On Jan 04, 2020
When my friend insisted on more assurances, Sergeant Sniper angrily grabbed the phone from Sergeant Elder and said: “No one will touch you even if you are coming with the money alone by midnight because I have bought the highway from the forest after Jos up to this location in Jagingi, and it remains mine until this operation is over.”



That aspect of “buying the highway” rang a bell in my head. Bought the highway? From whom? Was it from the soldiers, the police, or from his fellow kidnappers or all of them? Who owns the road, apart from the government?



As I later realised, Sergeant Sniper, though not the oldest in the band since he occasionally took orders from Sergeant Elder and Sergeant ICT, still commanded the operation. He took final decisions on most issues. For such a man to say he bought the highway was very instructive. It meant the kidnapping business is not done at random. There is some form of organisation, if not union, that okays a particular group or gang to carry out attacks at some particular location of the highways.


If Nigeria was a country with reasonable people as leaders, this is very vital information for intelligence agencies
Politics › Re: Buhari Says Nigerians Must Stop Going Abroad For Medical Treatment by JAWBONE(m): 10:38am On Jan 04, 2020
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Politics › Re: Nigerians Can’t Continue Going Overseas For Treatment — Buhari by JAWBONE(m): 9:17am On Jan 04, 2020
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Politics › Re: "Ignore Father Mbaka's 2020 Prophesies"- Governor Ihedioha Tells Imolites by JAWBONE(m): 11:44am On Jan 03, 2020
Imo state is already suffering after 6 months of Ihedioha? Uzodinma will take over this year. Well let's wait and see till the end of the year. Mr. Mbaka, if politicians have given you money, you can accept it without ridiculing God's name. This mockery of Christianity by these scammers must stop.

Stop bringing God into what He has no hand in. Politics is decided by people and they have done that already.
Properties › Re: Tallest Building In South-East In Umuchukwu, Anambra (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 9:44pm On Dec 30, 2019
AkeNathan:
That facility will not be financially viable for average Nigerian national.

Unless they expect wealthy Nigerians domiciled in Lagos/Abuja to leave foreign Hospitals for a one in Anambra State grin

I laugh in Ebonyi dialect
You laugh at your short-sightedness, you laugh at your ignorance
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JAWBONE(m): 1:28pm On Dec 30, 2019
WHIZKIDEFE:
wink

MariaAngeles, dat ur spag goes well o, ... Abeg, don't forget to waybill my New Year Rice oh.. If not, we go get pro...... make i nor complete am fess.

Nor be my mouth you go tey hear say we go get Problem,if you nor waybill am.. grin
This guy with your weird food combo. Very soon, you go take ogbolo dey eat indomie
Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Celebrates Christmas In Borno South, Pledges To End Insurgency by JAWBONE(m): 2:05pm On Dec 25, 2019
One of the best governors so far
Events › Re: Nairlanders Having Fun During a Weekend hangout At Lekki Conservation Center by JAWBONE(m): 10:58am On Dec 25, 2019
weyreypey:
sad
This is outright disrespect to womanhood
Just STFU. We don't need "boys" like you running your mouth.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JAWBONE(m): 10:49pm On Dec 22, 2019
WHIZKIDEFE:
wink
Indomie and Yamhuh?

Wahala dey
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Ned Nwoko's 59th Birthday With Shocking Pictures by JAWBONE(m): 5:49pm On Dec 21, 2019
Why dem come do Ned like Idumuje otumokpo
Properties › Re: RCCG Trinity Tower, Lagos In Pictures by JAWBONE(m): 11:58am On Dec 21, 2019
As much as I love this, i hope more office buildings, residential areas, workspaces pop up like this. Not just churches
Politics › Re: Uduaghan To Okowa, Traditional Rulers: You Are Too Small To Spite Me by JAWBONE(m): 11:20am On Dec 20, 2019
Uduaghan thunder fire you. Where our 2014 Bursary. Where is Oghara IPP project funds. Where are the salaries of LG workers. Thunder fire you again. You and Ochei.
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Birthday Cake Was Not Made In Nigeria by JAWBONE(op): 1:11pm On Dec 18, 2019
jahsharon:
Una go cry tire. Very soon fake news will be punishable by death and we will open the borders to allow any liar that wants to fled the country to do so before the law catches you unaware.
Keep dreaming. Nigeria would cease to exist rather than that garbage you typed becoming reality.

And check your grammar.
Politics › President Buhari's Birthday Cake Was Not Made In Nigeria by JAWBONE(op): 12:46pm On Dec 18, 2019
Happy Birthday to the President.

The president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Maj.Gen. Muhammadu Buhari celebrated his 77th birthday yesterday 17th December 2019. An observant Nigerian on social media had something to say about his cake.

For a man who claims to promote local Nigerian brands. This is shameful but not surprising. His children are NOT "MADE" in Nigeria. His health is NOT "MADE" in Nigeria. Who knows if his rice is "MADE" in Nigeria.



https://twitter.com/TheCakeChancery/status/1207214195797831680?s=20

Sports › Re: Andy Ruiz Splashed $1m On 4 Luxury Cars During His 6-month Reign As Boxing Champ by JAWBONE(m): 6:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
Olalan:
A bad student of history he is........if only he knew how Mike Tyson ended
Mike Tyson has not ended. Baba get weed plantation

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