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Family › Re: Delta Couple Announce Their Divorce On Facebook (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 12:24am On Mar 13, 2018
akeentech:
Can any good news come from Delta? NO
Come to Delta and See
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Ortom With Buhari In Benue State Today by JAWBONE(m): 10:10pm On Mar 12, 2018
Ortom is more dangerous to Benue people than Buhari...Benue people must get him out first. Instead of the clueless ortom to take Buhari to the grave and show him the result of his actions/inactions he even has the guts to smile with him. Shame on you Ortom
Politics › Re: We’ve Adopted ‘negotiation Option’ For Dapchi, Chibok Girls –buhari by JAWBONE(m): 9:28pm On Mar 12, 2018
madridguy:
Tackling national security matter like village matter won't lead us to anywhere rather than more attacks upon attacks.
You keep negotiating with terrorists by giving them large amount of money and also releasing their top members under the army custody is an archaic ways of doing things.
No serious country negotiate with terrorists.
Wow... so BMC crew can reason like this?..Wow...abi this Boko matter don penetrate una BMC thick skull
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy And Boyfriend Asa Asika Love Up In New Photo by JAWBONE(m): 9:24pm On Mar 12, 2018
Why the guy head be like pear
Politics › Re: Fayose’s Response To Buhari's "I Never Knew IGP Moved To Nasarawa" Comment by JAWBONE(m): 9:22pm On Mar 12, 2018
sarrki is conspicuously absent from this thread with his "baba and boiz comment"
Politics › Re: Ortom Patches Potholes On Benue Roads At Night Over Buhari’s Visit (PHOTOS) by JAWBONE(m): 12:40pm On Mar 12, 2018
anibirelawal:
You can imagine that ? had it been PMB is not visiting the state, that road would have remain Unrepair till enternity.
Bro nothing like repair there, it's just patching, after a few weeks everything is back to a worse state than it was b4. Venue's biggest problem is not Buhari but that ineffectual, confused-looking man called Ortom
Politics › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Deputy Governor In Nigeria? by JAWBONE(m): 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2018
Barrister Kingsley Otuaro ....Deputy Governor Delta State
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Reacts To Photos Of Crowd Welcoming Buhari In Different States by JAWBONE(m): 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2018
No space for you in Asaba Mr. Keyamo
Business › Re: Bank CEOs Visit Yemi Osinbajo by JAWBONE(m): 9:22am On Mar 09, 2018
adisasegun:
Some people from a particular part of the country will not like this.... Let me be going before they start stoning me
People from that part of the country are well represented in the meeting. so what's your point exactly?
Politics › From Imo To Zamfara: Monarchy Trumps Democracy By Louis Odion by JAWBONE(op): 12:53pm On Mar 08, 2018
A dialogue imaginatively ascribed to what would ordinarily pass as an innocuous photograph from a routine official event opens perhaps the best aperture on the festering culture of political degeneracy. (The author of the mischief that trended in the social media is understandably anonymous.)
Face lit up with his trademark fawning smile, Rochas Okorocha is shown drawing close to President Buhari, whispering in Oriental pidgin English for green-light to “nack” (erect) the general’s statue “free of charge” in Owerri, obviously now the playground of the Owelle’s perverse theatrics.
More in superstitious fear than any sense of modesty, Buhari would decline, thundering instead in Arewa-flavored cadence: “Shege (unprintable), you nack (Madam Johnson) Sirleaf (of Liberia) she waka, you nack (Alex) Ekweme him kpai (died), you nack(ing) (Jacob) Zuma (of South Africa) don pursue am, you think I want to retire to (the other room)?”
In all of this, what confounds is not that Okorocha advertised a lack of scruple by, for instance, erecting at Imo taxpayer’s expense a monument to a man later crucified for monumental graft in his native South Africa. Rather, the great puzzle is why all the political elders in his party appear to oblige him with the conspiracy of silence as he slides from one sacrilege to another. What else, if not contempt for urban dwellers, would have made the proverbial bushman stroll into town in loincloth.
Without shame, Okorocha had dragooned the cartel of “warrant” chiefs to crown visiting Zuma “The People’s Warrior”. When did public stealing become a communal virtue in Igboland?
Yet, some of the finest political giants the Igbo have bred in history hail from Imo.
Alas, the latest in Okorocha’s career of political infamy is the ongoing attempt to finally degrade the egalitarian castle they toiled hard to build to a monarchy in which the Owelle seeks to pass the gubernatorial baton to his son-in-law while he hands himself the senatorial staff of Orlu zone. It means his daughter is being positioned too to take over from her mum as the queen, the First Lady.
A spoilt brat, the heir apparent had been a suckling in Okorocha’s diapers, shedding his milk teeth all the while - first as Lands and Housing Commissioner and later Chief of Staff to his doting father-in-law.
As for the murmuring deputy governor Madumere coveting the high stool, the great king is magnanimous enough to offer to compensate him with the senatorial ticket of Owerri zone. To leave other pretenders in no doubt, he actually publicly decreed this with a ring of magisterial finality.
Imo’s nominee in the Federal cabinet, Anthony Anwuka, the Minister of State for Education, is also Okorocha’s in-law, married to Okorocha’s second daughter.
Since the kingdom must mirror the king’s shadow even if grotesque, not a few of the public buildings built by Okorocha ended being named after the Okorochas.
Having groomed his younger sister as deputy Chief of Staff under his son-in-law, Okorocha recently decided not only to elevate her but also allocate her an entirely novel portfolio - Commissioner of Happiness. Not surprising, on assumption of office, one of her radical proposals to ending the social menace of prostitution is a challenge to Imo men to consider marrying more than one wife, promising government’s generous incentives to those converted.
Grapevine has it that another sister of the king retains the exclusive franchise of supplying all food and drinks to the Government House from her fast food joint tucked somewhere in Owerri. Just as the head of one of the state-owned higher institutions is said to be the governor’s aunt.
In short, democracy has been turned to family business in Imo. What perhaps remains now is to issue a certificate of incorporation in Okorocha’s name.
Taken together, it is a sad commentary on Buhari’s political guardianship that democracy is being given a bad name in Imo. But who knows, maybe loquacious Okorocha will soon tell us he is only following PMB’s example by only appointing “trusted” people.
In the north, Okorocha’s alter ego will be Abdulaziz Yari, the Zamfara potentate. Of course, just like the former, he is among the party zealots seeking to stampede Buhari into second term. But unlike the Owerri clown who has outlined an incestuous secession plan by sharing governorship and senatorial tickets among himself and family members obviously as his own bargain for backing Buhari, Yari’s personal agenda is yet unclear.
What is however certain is that he, just like Okorocha, won’t mind an opportunity to coronate his clone to sustain the heritage of filth.
Yari’s poverty of ideas has ensured that, even after almost seven years at the helm in Gusau, Zamfara today has more or less remained stunted, stuck at the bottom of all development indicators including education and access to healthcare. It is a measure of Yari’s toxic development model that a state with 3.8m population boasts of 23 doctors manning 24 public hospitals.
In the security sector, while it is true that a number of northern states are infected by the contagion of AK-47 herders spiced with armed banditry, Zamfara’s own trauma is compounded by leadership sterility.
The latest massacre of 50 no doubt bore the hallmark of bestiality. A wedding party was waylaid. The driver’s throat was slit and the gunmen wiped out with gunfire the passengers including bride-maids and traders. Not content with taking the lives in cold blood, the savages set fire on their bodies. Thereafter, they proceeded to the market and shot at everyone indiscriminately.
But while the state floats in the blood of innocents slaughtered by marauding beasts, Yari only seems obsessed with gallivanting outside. Though he answers Zamfara Governor, it seems more appropriate to describe him as governor-in-self-exile, Abuja being his hideout.
Yari’s Zamfara would only appear to be making phenomenal advance in the unlikely sector. In a BBC documentary aired recently, Iheoma Obibi, a sex doll merchant, appreciatively listed Zamfara as her next biggest market in Nigeria after Lagos and Abuja.
So, the old Sharia enclave now seems condemned to stew in the truancy of a power eunuch. So much that when concerned outsiders arrived the state capital recently on a sympathy visit following another round of bloodletting, they met empty Governor’s office as Oga had jetted out again.
When eventually he found time to lead a pack of visiting brother governors on a condolence visit to the monarch of grieving Zurmi council, Yari chose to enact a comedy of errors in the moment of tragedy. By disclosing that his administration had intelligence report of impending attack 24hours prior, he only exposed himself as accessory before the fact of a pogrom. The question: since he knew ahead, what practical steps did he make to avert it?
Tellingly, on the day the gunmen struck, he was said to be ensconced in the luxurious comfort of Abuja.
It is lame for Yari to explain his failing away by saying that he passed information to the relevant security agencies 24 hours before the attack. A wise governor would not have stopped there; he would also rally the communities to a red alert, apart from he being at his desk to monitor development.
Later in Zurmi, apparently to ingratiate himself to the locals he had failed, he would parrot the populist line that killings by herdsmen has escalated under PMB: “I feel let down facing the people of this state whenever I remember the promise I made to them that when they elect President Muhammadu Buhari into power, these killings will end. But unfortunately, things are now getting worse.”
While such confession must have helped disarm the mob outside the Emir’s palace that day who might have been tempted to stone the fumbling governor in annoyance and frustration, he alas only ended up projecting his party, APC, as not just a failure but also clueless on the challenge of securing people’s lives and property.
Worse, after pontificating at the Emir’s palace obviously for the television cameras, Yari failed another leadership test by refusing to visit the community affected, if only to comfort the bereaved in Birani. (Maybe, he was scared the people might stone him for failing them as a leader.) Thereafter, he was said to have zoomed off to Katsina before flying to Abuja and, by some accounts, again jetting abroad.
With characters like these, democracy is indeed imperiled.
‘Dining’ with Kongi
To be mentioned in the same breath as immortal Prof Wole Soyinka is, to me, enough honour, let alone having one’s writing featured in his latest book entitled, “Green Cards and Green Gods”, as well.
My bewilderment could, therefore, only be imagined last week when I received a correspondence from the book’s publishers announcing that, on Kongi’s insistence, a generous portion of his royalty from the book will be paid to me for even my little effort in the book unveiled in December 2017.
As a writer, material reward is never one’s primary motivations. Rather, it is more about questing for that inner peace kindled only by the consciousness of truth or the defence of its province.
To now be compensated by the Nobel laureate on top is gratifying indeed. The cheque’s size is beside the point; much more invaluable, in my view, is the very spirit behind the gesture - the willingness to share and the sense of accountability.
From my interaction with Kongi and learning at huge feet over the years, I can almost swear his thunderous aversion to publicity of this nature. But I’m willing to risk his wrath, if only for an opportunity to bear testimony to his uncommon generosity of not just spirit, but in material terms as well.
Members of my generation grew up hearing stories of how Kongi quietly gave away most of the cash of the Nobel Prize in Literature he won in 1986 to the needy. And when unable to meet excessive material demands from those who have access to him even till date, he would sometimes pass on invitation to lucrative speaking engagements as another form of “donation”.
Well, on a jovial note, having thus made full disclosure, here is earnestly hoping prospective freeloaders and scavengers milling the nation’s space won’t now suddenly consider me a goldmine or easy target of 419 schemes, even before the cheque is cashed.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/07/imo-zamfara-monarchy-trumps-democracy-louis-odion


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Politics › Re: Insertion Of Alpha Beta In Lagos Land Use Law ‘A Mistake’ – House Of Assembly by JAWBONE(m): 4:31pm On Mar 07, 2018
Lagos is a private estate that is meant to serve a few people.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Presides Over Electoral Briefing In Sierra Leone (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 9:16pm On Mar 03, 2018
madridguy:
Wailers wailing as usual.
Stale
Politics › Re: Tunde Sabiu, Buhari's Nephew Is A Billionaire At 20 - Junaid Mohammed by JAWBONE(m): 4:43pm On Mar 02, 2018
Election time you won't see any of those people mentioned. It is some very foolish so called youths amongst us that will become foot and online soldiers for a failed government. They have made Nigeria there personal estate, it's not any different from what has happening overtime only that this administration makes their nepotism an open show. Looking forward to the day I leave this mere geographical contraption called Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Restructuring Will Not Solve Nigeria's Problem – Atiku by JAWBONE(m): 10:46pm On Mar 01, 2018
The headline is misleading. Mods should try to read b4 moving to FP
Politics › Re: Oil Search: NNPC Going Back To Chad Basin In Full Force – GMD by JAWBONE(m): 6:49pm On Mar 01, 2018
So that Boko Haram will kidnap another set of workers
Politics › Re: 8 Nigerian Soldiers Missing, 3 Wounded During Boko Haram Ambush by JAWBONE(m): 7:37pm On Feb 27, 2018
It seems the $5m ransom FG paid to BH has strengthened them. We now hear about them on a daily basis. This govt is already the worst in history
Politics › Re: Keyamo's Tweet In 2015 And 2019, Chibok Girls Vs Dapchi Girls by JAWBONE(m): 9:40pm On Feb 26, 2018
If it's Delta State Government House he has his eye on, Sorry for him.
Business › Re: Digital Side Hustles That Can Fetch You Insane Income by JAWBONE(m): 8:42pm On Feb 22, 2018
nonut:
Cryptocurrency - One day millionaire.
The next day you're back from where you started. The lady who described it as gambling wasn't far from the truth.
All forms of investment is a gamble
Romance › Re: "I Am Kim Kardashian" - Nigerian Lady Flaunts Her Thick Body (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 5:15pm On Feb 19, 2018
Michelin Tyre
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Abducts Dozens Of Travelers On Maiduguri-damboa Road In 3 Trucks by JAWBONE(m): 3:00pm On Feb 18, 2018
"trucks leave Damboa town 45mins ahead of the military convoy that protects them" . Why should they leave ahead of the military convoy... the military should be in front and the time lapse (45mins) is a lot of time for something like this to happen. This is simply down to wrong strategic planning. At the end it's more fund for the terrorists and more work for the military. We are simply moving in circles on this BH issue
Travel › Re: Incredible Images Show Fleet Of 220mph Bullet Trains In China(Photos). by JAWBONE(m): 8:46pm On Feb 09, 2018
A country that works....to think China 50-60 years ago was at the same level or probably worse than Africa and to see where they are now proves that the Black man is under a curse
Education › Re: UNIBEN Students Protest Increase In School Fees (Photos, Video) by JAWBONE(m): 5:20pm On Feb 06, 2018
See as ETF don't ugly..... building wey make sense that time
Politics › Re: Afenifere, Ohanaeze, ACF Chief Fault Fg’s Planned Talks With Miyetti Allah by JAWBONE(m): 1:20pm On Feb 04, 2018
emmie14:
I thought osinbanjo is a lawyer and pastor. Christian Nigerian politician doesn't exist.
I believe he doesn't carry out actions on his own, he acts on instructions from his boss
Romance › Re: Pole-dancing Robot STRIPPERS That 'stole The Show' At A Las Vegas Club by JAWBONE(m): 7:16pm On Jan 28, 2018
Futurama, Bender. If you know, you know
Crime › Re: Don Wanny’s Younger Brother, Obata Osu, Killed By Security Operatives. Pictured by JAWBONE(m): 7:07pm On Jan 28, 2018
redsun:
The Fulanis in power are systematically eliminating the militant that could pose a threat to bloodthirsty herdsmen and the heartless oil cartel.
If you feel your security should lie in the hands of militants, then you need to have a serious rethink
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ekile & Zoro Traditional Wedding During A Video Shoot by JAWBONE(m): 12:48pm On Jan 22, 2018
Bloggers will do anything for traffic....
Sports › Re: Chima Akas Joins Kalmar FF, Swedish Club by JAWBONE(m): 12:55pm On Jan 17, 2018
"The 23-year old".....na wa o....So you wan tell me say i senior this guy.....wey if i see am 4 road na bros i go call am
Politics › Re: Micky Kazzim Carrying Items On His Head In Ogun (Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 9:42pm On Jan 12, 2018
Wow.....I didn't know the season will come so early. This is the season when politicians eat corn, roast plantain or fry akara. So if you want to catch a glimpse of your favourite politicians, you know where to find them.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power:why President Muhammad Buhari Is My Hero,by Omolayo Osunbayo by JAWBONE(m): 8:31am On Jan 11, 2018
Why Buhari Failed 1985 version

Politics › Re: Police Attack Protesting Shiite Members In Abuja Today (Graphic Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 5:47pm On Jan 10, 2018
The way this government has treated the Shi'ites is despicable...Whenever they peacefully protest, there is always a casualty. Plus the fact that their leader is in detention without any justifiable cause.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by JAWBONE(m): 7:03pm On Jan 07, 2018
Walcott , Iwobi , Elneny, Debuchy should be sold with immediate effect....
Politics › Re: Nationwide Blackout: Do You Have Light In Your Area? by JAWBONE(m): 12:09am On Jan 04, 2018
As I click this link, na im dem come bring our own so nothing to comment...Bye

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