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makzeze:
who has pound for sale. i need it now.

Still interested?

udysweet:
Oh great! Wen do start?

Go through this thread first as it covers some of the basics

https://www.nairaland.com/1310548/learn-how-use-excel-spreadsheets

Kingsleyinfo:
Bros what of me na?

You na expert na

UjSizzle:
You can teach me advanced excel

I wanna teach you more than excel
We could also do Word VBA (visual bobby applications)

MugabeRobert:
Which fate? Let me tell you if I'm Ameachi what am going to do in Rivers state. I would personally select the commissioner of police to be appointed in that state, I would also make sure I personally select the army commander going to that state, I would pen down the head of prison, immigration,custom,civil defence commander, NCAA and what have you going to Rivers state . I will make life miserable for Wike, right from the word go and make sure he enjoys in multiple folds all the wonderful things I enjoyed when the central authorities were clamping on me. Remember the super cop, Joseph Mbu and army commandant?

I'll make sure I starve Rivers state with a thin monthly allocations. I'll so deal with Wike that he will find it difficult to even pay salaries in that state. As for the sheppopotami bitcch, I'll move against all her ill gotten wealth by making sure the new EFCC & ICPC is on her throughout our tenure. I'll drag her to the court of public opinion by constantly exposing to the public the locations and worth of her properties worldwide.

isn't karma an ugly biittch? Ameachi wine and dine with king makers and not local touts.

Who then suffers the most, your primary targets or the populace ?

Thank the good lord you aren't Amaechi

udysweet:
Hahaha,mbok o. I need to go and break the bank niyen ke ! Don't worry sir I will teach myself,loool!

I'm doing it for free

Kingsleyinfo:
Bros help me ask am oh...

On second tought, if you are around PH, and would love to know excel beyond the basics let me know.
Give me a mention and we can work something out. Currently organising classes for my colleagues.

If you dont know excel at all, i will charge you... Haba na una make dem dey insult graduates just joking oh.

All the same, i wrote a data program with excel for a cooperative, they pay a yearly liscense for it, thats the power of excel for you.

Its very wide, so lets hook up and ill teach you what i know, I bet, you it's fun knowing excel.

Na me you wan teach?

Loool

Na me go teach you not the other way round

Oga Jona is gone forever

He ain't coming back

We swept him away with our broom broom brooom

udysweet:
Loool! Funny. I once was taught a little by our admin mgr were I worked last,d man was a guru o,even at his old age! But I hav forgottn everytin now and I know its very important now incase I am asked during an interview.
So please anyone staying arnd surulere who can teach me,lik a crash course:word,exce,powerpoint,acees etc? I want sm1 to teach me one on one.I have mini laptop(windows 8 w I hardly evn use except watch movies and charge fone,lool) that I want to practise wit.
Anyone who can help mbok? Its not free sha,I go pay but not much o*winks* Money no easy to com buy
Am serios pls o

Employ me

Stale news

FEAO1985:
excel is for babies, i will teach you pivot and vlookup etc lol pimpin aint easy

So pivot and vlookup are what?

XBLadez:
Yeah, by stats, I can say same thing with the Yorubas and APC. But ur error is generalizing. Abia, Ekiti and Imo are exclusive

Okay here is a simple factual statement

Quite a lot of yorubas actually voted GEJ (PDP) during the last election

What can you say about that?

Creamish:
Hug

Jaybee3

Kiss

Creamish

O'boy i'm not violent but i really do want to slap some sense into your head

You are forcing love and it's frankly unattractive

Love yourself and hopefully you had be able to realise that you deserve much better

XBLadez:
I only blame the who accuse Igbos of having affiliation with PDP

Stats don't lie though

oseiwe:
misstechy is a kinda fine geh dat i like.
can i send a pm

Na qweshion dem talk say make you answer na gyal you been dey find

Oya engage your brain not your deek

sinizia:
So you knew gullibility has no respect for tribe and/or ethnicity, yet you pointed out the ones of the Igbos ONLY in that post and out of bias left out the ones of the Yorubas? A round of applause for you that a minute ago acted like he knew not what I was saying.

Agbaje winning or not is not why I quoted you. I quoted you for you to be fair and admit the gullibility of your tribesmen too. That's all. Have a nice day.

Relax bro... We are brothers nna
I was just being sarcastic

XBLadez:
I am Igbo and I know what my people can do for money. Why do you think there was a mixed reaction among the Igbos after the oba made that statement? Didn't you also see the Igbo group in the background cheering? Those are the kind of people that will sell us and ask us to go to war.
Even if the oba wanted to go tribal, he wouldn't have gone raw and aggressive like he did. Everything was well-planned between those Igbo fools there and the oba

Why blame the Yorubas if the eventual outcome was as a direct result of self-inflicted action. The anger should be directed to your leaders IMO

I just don't get the outcry really

sinizia:
I'm saying if you weren't biased, you'd have seen in that same post that the Yorubas who wanted to vote Agbaje were gullible when they fell for the Oba's gimmick of making the votes Igbo vs Yoruba beef, hence why they voted Ambode instead.

Gullibility definitely has no respect for tribes and/or ethnicity.
Electorates are known to easily fall for propaganda due to obvious reasons bordering along the line of inadequate intelligence

Fact of the matter is, Agbaje was never going to win the election due to the political structure that Tinubu commands in Lagos.

He allowed himself to be played hence the sad death of his political career

sinizia:
Are you indirectly suggesting you can't read well by clearly ignoring the facts that the yorubas that wanted to vote Agbaje are gullible for living their preferred choice because of a well scripted act by the Oba?

What exactly are you saying bro?

agabaI23:
After sleeping with them? you didn't say that when they decided to frustrate GEJ's govt, denied him arms deal etc so that he would appear incompetent and be remove for your Buhari.

You did not say that when Axelrod was packing Buhari with fake change
You did not say that when they were supporting Buhari openly

You don't have the right to complain now

Just listen to yourself bro

Why would any responsible government sell arms to a government that has corruption entrenched in its processes?

What guarantees that the arms would have been used for the intended purposes?

Who were those that initially armed the Niger delta militants?

Should they have ignored the somewhat questionable intelligence that the insurgency was politically motivated?

GMB's integrity was his biggest selling point.

Would David Axelrod been able to sell Shekau?

Please provide evidence of them openly interfering with our Government by supporting GMB

How can he be a good man but yet eat and dine with the stained?
That's a very dangerous man IMO!

Dyt:
Clown
I miss you too

Kolade354:
Dnt mind the guy he was intelligent before he crossed to pdp now his opinion is dumb and silly........He is no more relevant and lyk passing shot said he is trying to regain lost glory.

Being articulate isn't the same as being intelligent bro

GenBuhari:
google "confessions of an economic hitman" or search on youtube before commenting further

I really don't need to google anything bro. This is common sense

The only reason why the US will invest their resources in destabilising Nigeria or any country is to get something back in return.

Heck, why would they need to destabilise a country because of oil when their own shale oil is now economically viable?

Dyt:
I want u dance snake in the monkeys shadow

Bo ya lo mo wipe sharp shooter ni mi

I go always find my way to my fav destination

oya na

GenBuhari:
When I say America runs a parallel government in Nigeria people say conspiracy theory.

The America conspiracy against us is no theory; it is very real.

America is covertly organising the removal of Buhari by assassination from poisoning to suicide bomb or plane /aircraft crash; or via ordering a military coup.

They may even play out a script where the coup is aborted with assistace from America and French troops and we would be informed that the captured coupist assassinated Buhari.

If this coup occurs after swearing in May 29th, be assured that whoever takes over from an assassinated Buhari, has really been placed there by America.

America predicted Nigeria will disintegrate in 2015, because they plan the do the breaking up themselves, having been planning it for about 20 years.

This is why they can never allow Buhari to lead.

The Boko Haram war is really a smokescreen to beginning the breakup.

I absolutely do not buy the conspiracy jargon you just typed

Ask yourself this question, what's in it for them, Oil?


BTW: Stop screaming with the unnecessary excessive large font

Dyt:
Are u scoping me?

Just say YES and see me dance skelewu

Dyt:

Talk jor

No dey answer me with smileys