₦airaland Forum

iyatrustee:
Kris too now likes the power and velocity that black guys carry in between their legs?

Choi choi diarisgodooooo

UjSizzle:
I assure you I have more than marriage on my mind.

Akposkool:
isn't it just what transpired inside the bus? The rest is history

sharp guy

Nothing do you

arimahoseloka:
arrested for what? did the lady complain?

For public touchery na

She must have for waking her up with no further action from your initial action

Akposkool:
Well mine happened last year when was still schooling at auchi polytechnic. I shared the front seat with a busty lady in Benin. She was kinda acting like a big rich babe. U know how Nigerian babes da form. As we started the journey, she was all distant from me chewing away a pop corn with viju milk in hand. Before we got to ekpoma I noticed she was leaning towards me cus all these while I looked away enjoying my 2 face unstoppable album with headphone in ears. Little did I know the babe was fast asleep before I knew she was resting on my shoulders. She went as far as wrapping her right hand across my body as if I was her man. The boobs were nice though make I no lie. I noticed the driver smiling at me but I bon. Abi na my fault? The gbogbo big girl 20 minutes back was all over my chest. She was even caressing my chest and sleep talking shit. Well as we approach auchi she just woke up gently and apologize to me for the inconvenience. Well as a gentleman I accepted, stepped out of the bus and straight home.

Abeg complete your story jor
We both know you aren't a gentleman

Caracta:

Na okada me i wan ride with you

shinejackie:
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Hahahah,@ jaybee3, why u dey laugh......

When the woman come think say she dey relevant nko?

chiedu7:
THE ELECTIONS SIMPLY STATES THAT THE NORTH OF NIGERIA ARE THE SOLE RULERS OF NIGERIA.

This is history repeating itself

[size=14pt]I think it's time everybody went their own way[/size]

https://i.imgur.com/19bOQsS.jpg?1

Abeg park well

They are sole rulers but yet needed to rely on the formidable support from a south westerner to achieve their goal.

remember007:
this is not a physics or chemistry lecture...Pls xplain what u wrote up there or remain.......................

The magentic flux generated by the strong negative terminal of her left nipple and the strong positive signal reverberating through his system as a result of him being a walking konji allowed the current to fester and in turn cause the subconscious contact.. Hallelujah somebody!

prettythicksme:
before nko,banana na d only food wey b my best food!!

I don use head calculate the circumference of your mouth sharpish


Now awon bois go begin check your dp.

nice dp though!

prettythicksme:
Goshhhhhh op wetin u dey use play,i enjoy bathing together with my guy so much and at times it leads hot romance and sex!!!op so u are telling me u havent experience bathroom sex before?

You go sabi polish banana wella

Na joke i dey joke ooo

arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.

Fear godooooooo

You should be arrested

You better don't try that stunt again cos I know you go begin grow balls with your successful first stunt

mirexxx:
i can bath with the guy i love!
buh i dont love anyone
so that's not happening

let's go do it

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Evidence of the big breast or it's a lie

I know you didn't quantify your bréast with the "big" word but it has to be big with your description for a man probably sitting in an obtuse angle to connect his target quite frequently

Creamish:
Hmm...tot I was doing real good wit my anonymous camouflage? Lol... I still think it's just d old NL folks tho. How u been?

You know where am at

Creamish:
Wow!!! Thanks babe. I'm shocked cos I'm not usually on anyone's list of anything ...

You are on most people's mind!

benzion72:
I settled down in lagos at the on start of this new democratic dispensation 2001. I left lagos 2011 ten years after I know all the nook and cranies of the state. I remembered how AD/ACN/APC reconstruct all the roads on Lagos Island,Victoria Island And Ikoyi. I left Lagos four years ago. Recently I drove to Lagos I missed my way four time, In Mushin, Ojuelegba, Yaba all the port holes on Lagos road that normally serve as beacon of next turning has disappeared. In fact to come out I have to resort to asking people how to locate where I was going.

Why will you change a performing team. Especially when one of the PDP financier and supporter has vowed to leave Nigeria if a man of integrity win and Jimi also said Nigeria will be ungovernable if APC win at the center.

I will cast my vote for Ambode any day any time
Up APC
Sai Buhari

When exactly did you leave lagos?

They will probably relocate to Otueke with mama piss

Bellalistic:
AM BEING SKEPTICAL IF U READ THE POST......

You bet i did!

sex is the acceptable currency of exchange as far as some naija women are concerned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znKSVOfeYcs

They gotta hustle na

BankManager:
I would like Jimi Agbaje to win Lagos so that APC doesn't get too comfortable...

I am just not comfortable
with Tinubu controlling Lagos and having a
say in Aso rock too...

Do you honestly think Tinubu can control Buhari?

Buhari has never been a puppet hence the single most important reason why millions believe in the Buhari project!

mobuch:
Jonathan was kicked out not based on performance but because he is from the minority. Shagari failed the economy in his 1st term but got a second term cos he is a northerner; obasanjo's 1st term was scandalised with so many killings, sectarian crisis and economic hardship and not forgeting infrastructure break down, but yet his people sang the song dat he deserved a second term to write his wrongs, so why won't jonathan deserve a 2nd term, when he has done better than our past leaders ??

The yorubas are traitors who have sold us out to the north, ðεƔ r the judas in our midst. Playing tribal politics and pretending ðεƔ wanted change.

Jonathan's problem started when he insisted on running a 2nd term under PDP. I assure u that despite PDP's ppoor performances, if ðεƔ had fielded a northern candidate, ðεƔ would have won this election.

Finally, this is going to be the new dawn of an era of backward retrogression. The northerners have never being good managers of nigerian economy, and its sad that the parochial greed of the yorubas have blocked their memories from remembering this.

Furthermore, all I know, is that if the interests of the south south and south east are not given a priority in this administration, we will return to the creeks and join hands with our brothers in the niger delta to make this country ungovernable for buhari, ðεƔ made the country ungovernable for jonathan and ðεƔ succeeded, we will return the treatment back to them; we have the weapons, we have the manpower and terrain to support our objectives, and this time the hausa nigerian army will not be spared.

Finally, I will sit on d side lines and watch as event unfolds.

Who do you think yorubas would have voted for if the election match was between any respectable Igbo man and IBB?

nagoma:
OP what do you mean by loose? Was Jonathan loose? He probably was , but we seem to be discussing something different - his loss.

Please try to know the difference between LOSE and LOOSE.

Badt guy

Lol

InvertedHammer:
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Being a good man does not equate to being a good leader. This is politics. There are no permanent friends but permanent interests. If GEJ wants to appear friendly without the permanent interests of Nigerians, then he is a very bad leader. Q.E.D. Leadership is not a morality or friendship contest.
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GBAM
GBAM
GBAM

So on point

Adufetohposh:
*yawns*

Lamentation of a Jobless Husband

No need to force it, d woman is obviously tired of the marriage. They should divorce before one of them end up killing the other...





Next case plz! *time no dey*

Trolling as usual

Are these people being mentioned the best we can produce as a nation of over 160M+?

coogar:
he promised to tackle boko haram & corruption. he said boko haram would soon feel the wrath of his government. that is reassuring!

He even reassured Oga Jona which should go a long way in dousing mama piss's tension. She can now rest easy but too bad she can’t feed off the 1B + feeding budget (She needs to shed the weight anyway)

What we lacked was an upright man with extreme integrity that people can feed off

Brilliant speech

So presidential


Na your time baba

Well deserved!

Justfollowit:
Definitely not Akala, not Ajimobi (for the workers' sake) and not Folarin (he is yet to have achieved any thing worthy to be called achievement despite all his years as a Senator)

We can manage Ladoja, he has been the best governor so far.

When last did you visit Ibadan?

Ladoja can't be compared to Ajimobi in terms of infrastructural development

Ajimobi's problem is simply because the usual hawks aren't able to feed of the government's coffers as per norm

coogar:
will you be going to i-bad to vote?

I only just left Ibadan but indicators suggest it’s going to be tough for Ajimobi despite his above par performance.

I think he will definitely nick it especially with the fact that APC swept majority of the seats at federal level.