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Pure comedy on this thread.
Sag u don kolo pata pata
Now who is gonna send some outrageous demand ma way?
I have some excess that needs burning

We ma never know.
I guess dat question will be best answered by 190

Get your mind outta the gutter Q
I will report you to King E

I hope you know i'm her agent and she needs a H3 before i can arrange any meet up with u 2

Sagamite:
Olorun maje!!! (God Forbid)

I have lived 56 years now on Earth and I have not produced any. So I have to say I am experienced and disciplined enough not to do that.

My vision is I will only produce such in marriage with someone I actually do care about.

But what if?
Mistakes do happen don't you think so

tkb417:
one sweet chic brought this thread to ma attention last nite

@Banom

did u ravage the murafcker with your 7 inch chisel?

i hope u did sha. anuofia

her papa get 4m car?

Her request is outrageous but we've only heard one side of the story?
I know some dudes who go out to impress ladies (you know the i can get u whatever you want talk) all because they wanna get into der knickers.

^^
What happens if this your payback mistakenly produces unwanted children?

@Poster
what can i do for you

Just got baptised hence the holy water

madlady:


It's on my list of things to try.

hurriedly archives the page

queeneve:
Mommie!!

(fainted)

Pours holy water on her whilst preparing to do M-2-M resuscitation

debosky:
Entertainment. . . .190 doesn't have lagos cybercafe chicks to toast anymore, so he's dating imaginary french women now.

Dude has only been in the UK for less than a week and he has already started misyarning. Na real wa 190. I doff me hat

madlady:
can I come.

You like tripple sin?

queeneve:
Sure, if you bring your own black stallion, THIS ONE IS UHMM LICENSED TO ME ONLY

Trust you to be greedy with that thing

Omolola1:

I answer, to kill BOREDOM on Romance Section

Meaning u've lost your pride to think it's all jokes

I ask, what's the point of all these fabricated stories

@Sag
Your plan get W leg oh ma guy Do you seriously have the time to execute that plan? It's only a gold digger we r talking about at the end of the day.

@Post
For some reason i think you must have boasted or promised her some other things for her to ask for such. No one goes around asking for a 4mil car on the second date.
This story is so one sided

@mobo
Can you pls calm down on the name calling today
Haba, wetin the woman do you sef.
Just lay off each-other geez

Always happy to chip in for genuine cause not the usual give me money for credit bla bla bla.
I don't date scrubs and neither do i demand sexual favours

slap some sense into your friend's head

TKB don vex finish oh.
chei na wa

I guess he doesn't know how they roll in the UK or the reputation that follows 'em about the place.
I'm not one to stereotype but fact is they are relatively easy catch compared to . . . . . . .

I'm enjoying this drama

hahahah so i still got game then
Thought i was old skool
hmmmmm lemme think about what i'm gonna get u

^^^^
what if she gained weight?

@ Post
book a manicure/pedicure session for her and whisk her der after a romantic meal

madlady:
@Poster get her a small token, maybe miniature Perfume or a tiny piece of Jewelery.

Is that what you like?
I was thinking along the line of 100 mil bottled perf

It's like i'm hunting u down today

What sort of things is she into?
Jewelries, phones, perfumes, chocolates et al