tkb417:

one sweet chic brought this thread to ma attention last nite

@Banom

did u ravage the murafcker with your 7 inch chisel?

i hope u did sha. anuofia

her papa get 4m car?

oh lawd!!!!!

this insult dey cause headache

the babe don suffer

y me:

oh lawd!!!!!

this insult dey cause headache

the babe don suffer

are you ready for our divorce

jay bee:

But what if?
Mistakes do happen don't you think so

I have been an expert in avoiding such mistakes in my long life.  

I don't let my Shoponna control me. The thought of having a child with a woman I don't at least like is totally revolting to me, I feel sick in the stomach thinking about it. Talkless of one that I can not stand. The genes I have to pass on is really really special and high quality, so should only go to a quality woman. I believe a child should feel like a product of mutual caring and should benefit from a stable home (my parents gave me that, and I will feel like a failure not passing it down to the next descendents).

I have always told you in particular, I am not really a giddy head. I have immense self-control and discipline in my entire life (not only the gnashing part). But . . . . . . . . I'ma flirt!  

That said, just to answer you for the sake of a highly unlikely scenario, I will provide for pikin, no one can force me to associate with any woman beyond my wish na.

It wouldn't happen though.

tkb417:

are you ready for our divorce

nahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too late for that dear our baby is on the way

y me:

nahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too late for that dear our baby is on the way

@y me,

U dey carry belle for people ? i am interested, i need four children.

I hope you know i'm her agent and she needs a H3 before i can arrange any meet up with u 2

geez u guys

Sagamite:

Olorun maje!!! (God Forbid)

I have lived 56 years now on Earth and I have not produced any. So I have to say I am experienced and disciplined enough not to do that.

My vision is I will only produce such in marriage with someone I actually do care about.

seriously?

oluite:

geez u guys

seriously?

What?

What is wrong?

I was on your radar before?

Now you are going to age discriminate on a poor pensioner like me?

No at 56 nothing is wrong?
I've got a radar too
Your range;middle aged and retired
Speed;fast
altitude;??
Hmmn, radar stop working?

^^^ Thank you.

I can still rock it with young chics like you today. As we go club whilst you get your crunk moves out, I will get my "ijo yoyo" out.

Thank God una ayoungies' clubs nowadays are dark, otherwise the lighting might affect my fineboy bleached skin.

That is me in the video wearing black and doing my moves at 2.16 to 2.23 and 4.23 to 4.29.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18mEYMQj_14&feature=related[/flash]

Pure comedy on this thread.
Sag u don kolo pata pata
Now who is gonna send some outrageous demand ma way?
I have some excess that needs burning

LWKMD! At poster, guy, run for your life. That girl is a gold digger unless u want to be her 'mugu'. Lol.

@sagamite
LWKMD! u don kolo true true!

Mr-Cork:

sleekch1c, madam aint u that gold digger afta my moiney and my BMW with alloy will?

u broke-azz nuka,u cant even afford to buy me good food for a week, mumu,were u not the one whining abt hw u spend 35 pound sterling on on a chic? i am forced to diagnose u with spiritual poverty!

hahaha. na God catch that girl , and God save you.

No poster she didn't mean it as a scam. Cos from ur write up i guess u've done the deed(laid her), right? So she saying thats the only reason to make her fall in love wif u is all lies. She is already in love wif u. Yes! It was a test and u failed it.
Moreover u're a coward not to finish the whole biz right on que than run off and go hide.

Lemme explain y it is a test. One : it was not foolproof. In the sense that a man will easily see that it was a trap. No man except a man wif a fish brain will fall for that wif the suffix only.
Secondly: She said it standing up. No woman tables her lusts while standing up.

Thirdly: She didn't ask for an answer there and then.

So u see? U fvcked up big time. Thank ur stars that shes still had the will power to call u again.

Sagamit,
shey Ujesha ni ere ni?

^^^ Ijebu ni mi o.

Won ni Ijebu ko da, Ijesha ko suhan, Iwo so wipe iwo ijebujesa.

Secondly: She said it standing up. No woman tables her lusts while standing up.

u try well, na physics u use get this piece of information,

^^experience

she's playing? better make your rules of engagement with this chic fast. she sick.

banom.


i just looked at ur picture


ur not handsome, u look too yougn to own such a cheap car.


my opinion



ur not all dat, u just fronting.

ademiller:

banom.
i just looked at your picture

your not handsome, u look too yougn to own such a cheap car.

my opinion

your not all dat, u just fronting.

Our last born, aged 17 may be 20 times richer than your entire family.

banom:

Our last born, aged 17 may be 20 times richer than your entire family.

yea u wish, spoken like the true fronting pauper u really are. the truth they say is always bitter, why u dey vex like dis na?

u dont have any style at all, if u did u wouldnt even reply to a lady's response. to show dat ur pained, u had to blurt out such balder dash.

like i said, ur just a kid seeking attention. keep on trying cos no one is falling for dis stunt?

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] ^^guy why now! @least easy on the bashing. U no know tomorrow o! Lol @20times [/size]

a matured educated man with 4million naira in his account (as claimed by our honourable poster) would not even take a woman's talk seriously, but wat can i say bout a 2year old who just happened to have access to a computer.

mr bones how r u jare, matured minds think alike.

ademiller:

a matured educated man with 4million naira in his account (as claimed by our honourable poster) would not even take a woman's talk seriously, but wat can i say bout a 2year old who just happened to have access to a computer.

mr bones how r u jare, matured minds think alike.

my problem with you is that you are a timid illiterate, what else can i say ?

dis is 1 hella funny post,