Tolulop001:

Saga im afraid of u  oh i wont wanna cross your path on a good day lolzzz

Madam, I give as good as I get.

If you are sweet, you will be my labalaba (butterfly) and I will treat you like one.

If you are evil, you will be my ewure (goat) and I will treat you like one.

You can spot it from the way I respond to girls on NL.

@ Poster, you obviously are a very materialistic person, no offence, but sometimes when you give people an impression that they mean so much to you, they tend to want to put you to the test which i think she did but you sure failed it, if she actually mean't that much to you, you would have stayed long enough to know wether she was actually serious about the request or just teasing but in my opinion, i think she was joking because she couldn't have just met a guy and think that the guy will buy her a car just like that, and if she really wanted to know the kind of person you are, now is the time for her to take a dive and look elsewhere cos she obviously can't get anything serious with you.

anybody blaming the poster is very sick and need check up. what type of Joke is that? i believe the mumu (lizy) is testing one JUJU 4rm her village on the poster and the poster being a sharp guy GAVE INSTRUCTION TO HIS LEG

Exactly my thoughts, one jazz man dey for background dey give am morale

@ poster e be like say u new for the game

seriously test deyooooooo

Ive heard that a guy lash one beb with Cd, 10days later the beb call am dey tell am say she carry Gonocacus, the guy shock begin wonder how he go fit give blessing wey no join for im prayer.
he now tell the girl say he wan c am at least he go check for her front c say Gono no dey hide. when they met eventually, the stupid girl begin tell am say it was a test.
the guy come confuse, in his imbroglio, he come ask the girl wetin he for do? na im the girl tell am say he for just send am money.
the guy burst laugh. send you money to treat an ailment she got from someone else. the girl deny say she no carry anything that it was a test to know if the guy is caring.

these girls don learn bad thing so for the girl mind, to prove your love you must show willingness to treat Gono weda na u give am or not.

One day one Bizaga will tell you to kill ur father to know if you can protect her.

Creamish:

. . .wow . . .see where my mates dey!! . . . . . and im busy asking for recharge card!!

Creamish, siddon there. Funniest post.

Hello Mr Tester a woman w always b a woman even though you meet her with RAV4 she w still tell u, dat is her dream car,they never dreamt of anything but wat they saw is der dream.
Keep hammering her until the handle of your hammer has fort and den look for another one dat u cn distribute your money to.
AID'S IS REAL SHA

Toboski:

@ Poster, you obviously are a very materialistic person, no offence, but sometimes when you give people an impression that they mean so much to you, they tend to want to put you to the test which i think she did but you sure failed it, if she actually mean't that much to you, you would have stayed long enough to know wether she was actually serious about the request or just teasing but in my opinion, i think she was joking because she couldn't have just met a guy and think that the guy will buy her a car just like that, and if she really wanted to know the kind of person you are, now is the time for her to take a dive and look elsewhere cos she obviously can't get anything serious with you.

@ Toboski,
some assertion you made about me in your post above share similar audacity with my dear lizy's request of an fx35 jeep, how do you know that she cant get any thing serious from me ?, didn't you see where i said that i dreamed of a wonderful moment with her,

the truth is that i am no fool, she really meant her request , she thought i was stupid and that was what actually made me angry, the manner and tone she used to make the request was even more infuriating than the request itself, imagine this, then if you really love me buy the car for me, your fellow guys do that for their girl, if you buy it for me, then i will do any thing you want from me, Lizy said , with a dictators look on her face that shows she probably thought i was helplessly in love,

Even if i will get her a car , shouldn't it be in the middle of our relationship and with a reasonable tone ? an Anambra state guy like me, she probably thought i am from Zamfara or kebbi state.

are you pple still together now?

banom:

the truth is that  i am no fool, she really meant her request , she thought i was silly and that was what actually made me angry, the manner and tone she used to make the request was even more infuriating than the request itself,  imagine this, then if you really love me buy the car for me, your fellow guys  do that for their girl, if you buy it for me, then  i will do any thing you want from me, Lizy said , with a dictators look on her face that shows she probably thought i was helplessly in love,

Ah, ah, ah.

My blood is splurtering out of my veins due to high blood pressure.  

Gaddamit!!!

I swear to gawd, this girl needs ffing up mentally.

If I were you, I would take her call and tell her that I have forgiven her, that I understand her testing but I was just annoyed that kind of request is too early. I will promise to buy her the latest model of the car after 2 years of dating and after 3 years we will then marry.

During that 2 years of waiting, I would bang her, get ALL my best looking and player friends to toast her behind my back and bang as well and let her think she is playing me, when I am just sharing with my buddies.

I will tell her I love her every bloody day to make her feel she done get me kolo.

I would then toast any of her friends that I know can fall for it and bang them too. I will get close to her family, behaving like her future and after everyone sees me as "her husband", I would make a move on one of her sisters/cousins and bang them if I can. Then I will let her catch me banging her friend/sister/cousin and which point I will tell her to f off!

I would f up the biatch mentally!

Sagamite:

Ah, ah, ah.

My blood is splurtering out of my veins due to high blood pressure.

Gaddamit!!!

I swear to gawd, this girl needs ffing up mentally.

If I were you, I would take her call and tell her that I have forgiven her, that I understand her testing but I was just annoyed that kind of request is too early. I will promise to buy her the latest model of the car after 2 years of dating and after 3 years we will then marry.

During that 2 years of waiting, I would bang her, get ALL my best looking and player friends to toast her behind my back and bang as well and let her think she is playing me, when I am just sharing with my buddies.

I will tell her I love her every bloody day to make her feel she done get me kolo.

I would then toast any of her friends that I know can fall for it and bang them too. I will get close to her family, behaving like her future and after everyone sees me as "her husband", I would make a move on one of her sisters/cousins and bang them if I can. Then I will let her catch me banging her friend/sister/cousin and which point I will tell her to f off!

I would f up the biatch mentally!

Seriusly dude you have a problem! All this thought into revenge for a dame Do you have a life much

banom:

@ Toboski,
some assertion you made about me in your post above share similar audacity with my dear lizy's request of an fx35 jeep, how do you know that she cant get any thing serious from me ?, didn't you see where i said that i dreamed of a wonderful moment with her,

the truth is that i am no fool, she really meant her request , she thought i was silly and that was what actually made me angry, the manner and tone she used to make the request was even more infuriating than the request itself, imagine this, then if you really love me buy the car for me, your fellow guys do that for their girl, if you buy it for me, then i will do any thing you want from me, Lizy said , with a dictators look on her face that shows she probably thought i was helplessly in love,

Even if i will get her a car , shouldn't it be in the middle of our relationship and with a reasonable tone ? an Anambra state guy like me, she probably thought i am from Zamfara or kebbi state.

Just shut up and get lost!

So she asked you for a car and you said no . . . . let it go!

Ujujoan:

Seriusly dude you have a problem! All this thought into revenge for a dame Do you have a life much

You are just trying to prick me.

Lol, did it work? . . I guess not!

No but seriously, all that just to spite a girl? Too much!

Ujujoan:

Lol, did it work?  . .  I guess not! 

No but seriously, all that just to spite a girl? Too much!

She is not only after money. Her attitude and demands reeks that she is profanely selfish and wicked, and if given the opportunity would use the guy and dump him heartlessly after she has got as much as possible. She is not in it for possibility of love, she is in it for complete undiluted muguness.

She deserves to get in life as good as she gives. She deserves a heartless humiliation. She deserves a major "f her up mentally".

^^^ She deserves nothing! If he decides to 'f her up mentally', what happens to him in the process

Somethings are just not worth it. He saw her for who she was, he said 'no' to her demands and walked. That should be as good as it gets.

na_so:

4 million car na wetin dem dey use play with person? Even if you be uncle Jona first son.

[b]Abeg tell her you have failed the test and do not have any plan to retake it. Tell her your IQ is not likely to improve between the first test and subsequent ones[/b] hence she should take her test scripts and head for NASS complex, some "mumu" senators will pass it at first sitting.

too funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny,

Ujujoan:

^^^ She deserves nothing! If he decides to 'f her up mentally', what happens to him in the process

Somethings are just not worth it. He saw her for who she was, he said 'no' to her demands and walked. That should be as good as it gets.

Not in the court of Judge Sagamite. You get real punishment to deter you in future.

Sagamite:

Not in the court of Judge Sagamite. You get real punishment to deter you in future.

And who punishes you Sagamite-the-judge? For all the hearts I know you've been breaking

shez a bad mama jamma

who no like berra thing ? infinti jimp hmm  

Ujujoan:

And who punishes you Sagamite-the-judge? For all the hearts I know you've been breaking

Lai, lai.

Sagamite is shweet, luffing, caring, affeshionate, romanshic to nice women.

^^^ Yea yea yea. . . . what else is new!

Ujujoan:

Just shut up and get lost!
So she asked you for a car and you said no . . . . let it go!

yes ma   

*imitating UTI* Abeg, Abeg, ABEGGGGG, make una leave dis tory. E don tey. I live in Abuja and i know how 95% of the chicks there behave. Come down to Abj and date any chick here. U no go only experience test, but JAMB, TOEFL, SAT all in the name of ripping you off. NONSENSE!

banom:

yes ma   

buy me a suzuki okada pls . . . .if you buy it i will do anything you want me to do

googles:

buy me a suzuki okada pls . . . .if you buy it i will do anything you want me to do

@googles

most times, the mistakes that we make stares us in the face. Now that you had turned your back on her, she is all sweet and remorseful. how do you know is a test? What do you even know about her? Why use that type of thing as a test?
There is no way you can know she was testing you. In this kind of situation, i would advise that you should be very cautious.---RUN

@Sag
Your plan get W leg oh ma guy Do you seriously have the time to execute that plan? It's only a gold digger we r talking about at the end of the day.

@Post
For some reason i think you must have boasted or promised her some other things for her to ask for such. No one goes around asking for a 4mil car on the second date.
This story is so one sided

Sagamite:
WHERE THE FCK ARE THE REAL MEN OF YEARS GONE BY?
[size=15pt]
You could not at least FCK her before you dump her and kick her to the curb? [/size]

+100.

googles:

buy me a suzuki okada pls . . . .if you buy it i will do anything you want me to do

I'll buy you a honda okada instead. . . .deal?

debosky:

I'll buy you a honda okada instead. . . .deal?

make it keke marwa and we are good baby

jay bee:

@Sag
Your plan get W leg oh ma guy Do you seriously have the time to execute that plan? It's only a gold digger we r talking about at the end of the day.

Have you ever seen me lack the time to deal with morons?

I live for it. It is a drug I am addicted to.

You are one of the guys that will toast her behind my back for me. I hope you get time o.

I agree with JB . . . Only a stoopid girl will go about asking guys she just met for 4mil naira cars!

Banom you must have bragged to her about how rich you were and how you can do ANYTHING for her!

@poster (banon),
u fall ma hand gan, Such girls shudnt b left unpunished, U want an fx-35 b4 u date me ''christ she shud av worn a prize tag'',
To crown it up,she cums beggn 4 ur love after u stil faild d test,
W.T.F? Banon,i tink am cute too and gorgeous & drive a cool car buh i reali advice u to stop playin games wif pples emotions. ''He whu kills wif a gun,dies by d gun,