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I am very fugly so no point getting extra confirmations from you fun loving nlers

GBAM
dats wats up

y me:
see flirting ooooooooooo in a low tone tho

their is enough room for everyone
what abt me >you> flirt

what's happening y'all
i c the room is close to sub zero temp  

it wasn't me

Seriously? you guys def have it easy.
interviews asking closed questions, where are the SMART questions?
na real wa

~Sauron~:
This Canadian chic has made ma day.
Someone should tell Naija immigrants to act this way when coming to the UK.

with a green passport? u gotta be kidding me

dude just messed up.
was born in 1993 but entered sec skool in 1990

benson benson. mumu
"uncle london"

"lagos Nigeria, a city famous worldwide for fraud"

na real wa

another episode is on right now. (sky1)

kedu

first one. she reminds me of one ma . .

heheheheeh
wale.star and madlady
what a combo.
u don hit jackpot

observation of a bad guy.
players aren't necessarily bad guys in ma books.
players are the shady ones that does all the things underground
bad guys r just bad but still loved by quite a bunch because of their arrogance and self confidence

so u don't further waste their bloody time respectively.
Although, a lil childish act cos most matured girls will simply say "no can't do".

i was just answering the question ma lovely sistas in da house.

Multitasking - Being able to toggle between different suspecting or unsuspecting women
Identifying and spotting weakness fairly quickly - This is def needed so 'em girls can be controlled by the push of a button
good with words alas "sweet/convincing mouth" - needed for brainwashing the lot

thameamead:
every1 goes thr that phase in life, i did go thr that. i was so broke that i could not afford to heat my flat but food was no wahala, few of my friends sent me vouchers and some money but most of my friends turned their backs @ me. dat na london thing, when money dey, every1 go call your phone, as soon as u tell them u no get money, they ignore your calls. am glad the storm is over but i went thr so much before i got my papers, i was duped by my then boyfriend of £4,500 that i paid him to do arrnged marriage for me. i thank God for the Russian millonare that i use to work for, she helped find a white guy to help me with my papers. i think they paid him about £5,000, i was her hse keeper, cleaner and wanna-be cook, she was too kind, i thougt i was dreaming when she offered to pay, she said she felt sorry for me. bless her, am still in contact with her. as for my ex, he's in prison serving time fraud. apparently he's so sorry buy ve moved on and forgiven him, thanks ivana (my russian employer) l thanks for everything ,

Thought you is male
plus the write-up above now explains why u was so bent on breaking Nigerian immigration laws. this was me thinking u was born in the UK.
na real wa

eldee:
It has everything to do with cultural upbringing.

you kidding me right? white people have little or no culture but i guess their kind of environment doesn't support the need for women to be vultures.
An environment that empowers females to attain whatever height they choose to reach cannot be compaired with one that women see it fit/norm for them to sleep their way through corporate ladder or better still livelihood

dannybanks:
now it is still a secret until you get your package.i wonder why africans or nigerians still go to uk and us to school.do u know there are universities in europe that gives african countries 100% free tuition for bsc msc and phd yes the name of your country nigeria is boldly written in the schools and some other school receives an acceptance fee of 150euro.if you are a nigerian going for bsc or msc/mba and phd this is an opportunity for you to act now.registation starts soon. for the bsc and masters .this is not the regular tuition free schools for the bsc it is just your waec or gce,no neco please.and a c.v about you finish.you will take it directly to the embassy in lagos.interested applicant should call and text your email to 08027091616

why? so u can defraud them?
Some nordic countries are into free tuition but cost of living is rather high so be forwarned before making applications.

chika98:
LOL are you trying to say something here?

I have yet to see the 5 talkless of 10. I can count just a few and they are less than 5

are they not? beauty is def in the eyes of the beholder

everyone is in their own little way.

no one here is going to use their hard earned cash to sponsor u abroad.
why don't u just use the lil money u av to start some sort of business? everything is not rosy abroad especially when u not educated/legal

^^^^
dats it?
common seriously, u must be kidding me

faithfulness hasn't got anything to do with skin colour.
they do exercise the word love to the chore though.

sugar pp:
@ playboy he is nt only a brute he is also a silly monkey! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a silly silly monkey!
@ maedan there is the long n short version of the story. Which do u prefer?
@ jaybee i guess love is blind as they say

not according to nl's famous relationship guru (ujujoan)
next time just go with ur eyes wide open. no guarantees even with dat

u prob just looked with eyes half closed

wetin yinka do u so bad?
u don't go around wishing someone dead. seriously not kool