₦airaland Forum

steve49ja:
Non stop? Never. Continuously? Done it



Had stuffs like catarrh in ya nostrils without knowing?

heck no. is dat even possible? we breathe with nose don't we?


mistakenly touched a girl's booby?

@missy
r u sure abt the dogging? it's a slang in UK. look it up darling

aisha2:
What am saying is that even the most stingy man knows what he should do when dating a girl. I could afford to do stuff for myself but a man has to be able to provide some basic needs.
LOl i didnt dump him because he was stingy, inspite of his stinginess he was still a sweetheart and a very responsible man.

hmmmmmmm
where is the rule written cos it certainly needs to be ripped off?

aisha2:
I dated the most stingy guy in the world, this guy was so stingy that when we broke up he gave me a comprehensive list of every item he had spent on me, down to the last sweet. This guy once sent me credit and when i told him the credit was finished he told me that 1500 has 30 minutes, i called him with 17 mins what happened to the remaining 13 minutes. However, wehnever i traveld to see him he always payed my fare to and fro and even refunded me when i traveld on my own. A guy should take these responsibilties, you are not a wife yet, you re a girlfriend, never forget that. The time to be understanding and manage will come, not now

what responsibilties when they are clearly not married?
i'm sure you are glad to have dumped his stingy ass. lol
counting minutes. na wa for some dudes ol

Yes in the front seat

participated in dogging

Fhemmmy:
Mr. Forensic. . . was there a list out recently as per how much money Nigerian past leaders had in some foreign accounts?
What has been done with this?
Are some of the people on that list still alive or dead?
So how come nothing has been done about that first and now they wanna pay some more millions of probably $$ to chase and compile same list for us to do nothing about it?
I try not to call people names, however, it is another chase of shadow and nothing will come out of it.

it's not that difficult to understand homeboi.
Yes we've all seen published foregin accounts of past leaders and a capital YES they are damn right guilty in the court of public opinion.
In order to have a case against this people, forensic experts ought to root out and untangle the clever tangled ways these frauds where committed in the first place.

in london na. was not at home at the time

yes i am bruv
one of ma mates i play footie with every sat is a relative of the deceased. The kids are staying with his mum.

Guess who stabbed her?
Mentally challenged brother in-law.
Stabbed himself afterwards in the flat. Heard he only just arrived in the UK like 3 months before the dreadful thing happened.
May her soul rest in perfect peace

dissipatehow can a light bulb store energy/desipate power?
if u r talking abt the bulb getting it's power source from the recharged battery then dats a given.

vague explanations doesn't cut it with nlers

MrCrackles:
Yes boss, am all rosy. . . .how is you?
I hope the dude pegs in jail. . . .His sins are so grave he deserves an heavier sentence!

I'm chilling bro, you know how we do (work work and more work).

make una leave that one jare.
it's highly unlikely that the woman is telling the truth abt her sons being killed. Na today Nigerians dey lie.
No be benson lie for UK force program?
A 30+ year old man claiming to be 16 and crying lie a lil fowl just to stay in UK.
Girl must have been coached

^^
so what r u waiting for hun

^^^^
haba
first it was the money, now it's another scare mongering.

you are forgetting the fact that they got introduced by a close family of hers. I am sure the person that introduced them wouldn't want such if she knew if he isn't any good.

@ebony larv
I'm sure it was all jokes.
oya kiss and make up. no fighting.

my one and only YME is voluptuous and i lover her like dat? init though

Ebonyeyes:
LEXI, YOU AINT EXACTLY TYRESE FIT YOURSELF

He ain't tyrese but he sure has the lyrics to rival even the best.
go lexy go lexy go

Fraud Alert

0800goldigger
go figure

tpia.:
come nah- if I drove a porshe would I be on NL unless I got the porshe through the backdoor.

I'm just comparing situations with the OP.

well i drive a porsche and i'm on NL so what's the big deal

^^
wats good north london's finest?
BG is already on his way to 10 feet under.
That 2yrs is already an accelerated death sentence

Why don't u like him?
his he fugly?
mediocre in the trouser department
not a member of the billionaire's bois club?
His he temperamental
His he abusive?

What's the problem?

^^
U r needed

Dis Guy:
Abegi criminal record? Alam, Ibori get confirmed criminal record he still became governor
I dount the police have a record, everyone filing for a police report in nigeria gets a clean bill of health


so what happens to the money

Ibori criminal record in Nigeria?
Alams yes and can he contest for another political post in naija? Probably no

offcourse we ain't. u be my guy na abi?
we just having fun

Why shame on Nigeria?
they probably trained her to dramatize like that.

fatjulie:
please help, my boyfriend said it either i get slim or i leave

who is leaving who?
dude is not even married to you and def doesn't have any right to threaten you abt the gadamn relationship.
tell him i said he is a jack ass and should leanr how to communicate.

oya bring your fat ass here to come get a pat on the back

Fine.
save feraz's soul and put some damn sense into his thick skull.
there u go. i said it and it sure came out fine.

^^^^^
why?
chat here. she is happily married

hit the gym

r u very poor that you had be considering robbing banks?