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Lol @ venuss, it certainly ain't cost low but coleslaw

coleslaw is made from carrots, white cabbage and mayonnaise

Wats in it for me apart from spending ma money to buy gifts and taking you out on vals day?

Getting found?
Feeling is mutual? how can you be so sure when she might just be a naturally friendly girl

Why not ask her out and if she says no then it's not the end of the world as der r plenty fish dat might not require you to have a ride in the ocean

wats in it for me? don't do friends without favours dis dayz

follypimpi:
Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

Tales by moonlight?

ifkunlethe:
I DATED A GIRL I TRULLY LUV FOR ALMOST THREE WEEKS. I CALLED HER TO COME AND COOK FOR ME ON SALLAH DAY. AFTER COOKING, SHE PASSED THE NIGHT WITH ME. MEANWHILE, WE RESIDE THE SAME STREET. AFTER DOING WHAT A MAN AND A WOMAN DO (THREE DAYS), SHE DECIDED TO SAY GOODBYE. IS THAT NORMAL?

THE REASON? WELL, SHE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS TOO SOON, TOO CLOSE. THAT IT HAS HAPPENED TO HER B4 AND SHE DID NOT LIKE IT.

NOW, I TRIED ALL I COULD TO BRING HER BACK, TELLING HER THAT I TRULLY LUV HER. BUT, SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN. ADVISE ME.

How can you possibly luv someone after just a mere 3 weeks dating? Gosh this luv word is damn 2 overused

so u don't know the meaning of food cos all ur write up is just plain bull

The kind of things ya'll think about in ya thick skull is just left to be desired

felifeli:
Looks more like a pyramid scam and you could go to jail in some countries for this.

Let's assume computer costs : N80000
You + five others pay N20000 each = N120,000 and you then get you compu bringing in five more (unpaid) recruits
Recruit 1 - five others pay N20000 each = N100,000 and gets compu and brings in five more (unpaid) recruits
Recruit 2 - blah blah blah
Recruit 3 - blah blah blah
Recruit 4 - blah blah blah
Recruit 5- blah blah blah
So the chain continues indefinitely and i am sure your N20000 is not refundable either. You bring in 5 more MUGUS OR ELSE your money don pafuka.

Nice one. I should have thought of it myself and become as rich as Ponzi.

Spot on bro, ain't rocket science. Another pyramid scheme looming.
remember the double your money epidemic?

i'm still tripping over the ouch drama
brilliant comedy though

not really but i'm still friends with them

follow your heart/gutt instinct cos no one can confidently tell you what to do as we aren't in ya lives and we don't know u guys in person to be able to judge

wendyc:
investment is like a 50-50 chance, not guaranteed, in anyway, so it's something that everyone should be very aware of. it's all about diversifying ur portfolio, if you see that every bank is making profit and u decide to just go for that, then it's a pity whoever your agent is, did not do their job well, and should be fired because the first rule in investment is looking out for the client, what is in their best interest.
secondly when u actually do diverse ur portfolio (spread it all around) if oil is not doing well, gold is doing well and so in turn the money u lose from oil will not be as bad because d return from gold will upset it, so it's a pity that in Naija, anyone can just turn around and sell stocks to others just because, ,

as for the American market, it affects the whole world in case u don't know, because, dey are all some worth connected, and that is where u real investment or management company should have experts to actually do research and be liable if possible.
i know here in the States, u are liable to some extent what type of stocks you sell to your customer, and i tell u, it's that or u lose ur license.

Investment ain't no damn 50/50 chance. if you apply the same rules that the greats (warren buffet) have been applying for donkey years then being able to weather the storm (market downturn, financial meltdown) shouldn't be a big problemo.
I remember vividly when my friends in naij where going on about having close to 50% returns on shares bought and trying to lure me in. at the time i was very sceptical because;
1) I wasn't sure about the transparency of financial reports by naij companies
2) Financial markets don't work in an exponential pattern. their are bound to be dips and trots which i wasn't sure naij was ready for being that she is still an emerging market
3) The established markets where already slowing down and it would have been very risky to just jump into an unsustainable growth return promise by the great emerging market called naij
4) The share value where overpriced and you never by shares at peak. one should always look at the history, profit reports and outlook before buying shares from a potential company. Don't just jump because the price looks attractive

If you ask me, it's probably a good time to own buy the well established power house as the market is already close to bottom but only with a view of staying for the long run rather than looking for a quick 20% return.
Always pick and do your own analysis. Their are calculations that can be used to aid judgements.
DON'T be greedy as that's the only reason why you hear of people borrowing money against less assets to fund share dealings. Remember that our parents own shares from excess money playing about in those days and the value of this shares have grown significantly all because they were in it for the long run.
No quick way to making money unless you want to gamble in this current climate

money talks
u can walk da walk & talk da talk in naij

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=214434.msg3329105#msg3329105 date=1231725586]@ Jay bee
Awon okunrin sha wished you were near me so that I can use the omorogun in my hand to wooze your head right now

fiesty lady, violence ain't good at all oh but then it could be a def turn on.[/quote]

why charge people for free info's that are readily available of the world wide web?
naijas and their money fleecing ways

Jennifer?

Hello Dear,
How are you today my name is miss x,
iam a yung lady i saw your profile today at(narialand.com)
and i became intrested in you,i will also like to know you  more,
I hope you will be the true loving, honest, trutfull,
God faring,trustworld,sincere, and caring man,
that I have been looking for,
And I have something special to tell you about myself,
So please reply me now so that I will send you my  picture and
tell you what i want to tell you about my self.
God bless you,

yours love x.

Do you know anyone in sweden that can help with the later stages of your pregnancy and subsequent help when the child is born?
Is it possible to get the visa then postpone your course state date? (best option cos i'm quite sure they will understand at the embassy)

lol @ post/thread
i've had a few share of those as well

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chamotex:
Are you one of us or one of the enemies??

manu all the way.

Show me what you got red devils

i am standing tall today and def wanna be counted