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[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=214434.msg3324851#msg3324851 date=1231612416]Okobo [/quote]okobo ke, wanna try me?

wats gud sexychick09?

Alvaro Recoba
Rogerio Ceni

hmm hmm

temi777:
Hi everyone,
I always enjoy this website and I will like to add my own two cents to this very commendable debate.
I think life is what you make it. UK,US and the others are not heaven(s) on earth and they do not automatically make people rich, so if you are already rich , please don't come but lets be honest a very large majority of Nigerians are suffering, no health care, people die for the most simple of health reasons and life , while very social is not that good for these people. If you are on 7 million naira annually in Nigeria,please don't relocate overseas except for other reasons apart from financial. But having said that, a lot of people I know in UK are doing well.for example, someone I know is a cleaner(real life story) but yet have two proprties in UK and one in NIGERIA. She was an hairdresser in OWO before coming to UK and believe me she would never have attained that in Nigeria surely. my point is coming here(and US and others) gives you a fighting chance to make it if you are the oppressed but it does not promise to make you a king. Sorry. You can choose to live in Northampton, nice environment(comparable to V.I ) and pay as low as £400 for a large house, why do people equate London to all of UK. London is to UK what Lagos is to Nigeria: Expensive. Nigerians live there out of choice. There are very very very cheap places where your expenses will be less than £800 all inclusive including rent/mortgage, so I think we should understand but then I don't have to worry about saving so much for a lot of things living in the UK. lets face it, nothing stops me working and living here for 6-7 months in a year and living the rest in Nigeria.
all in alll, people should have a good plan before coming and please don't come as illegal.
a lot of Nigerian people are on £50000 and above here, so we can't ever say UK hasn't helped , only that we often start spending morre the more we earn, but take my word for it: It promises to help you, but it never promised to make you a king. and for those who want to have drivers and maids and so forth, well have you imagined if you were in their shoes? that is why Nigeria is so bad. here, you don't have to be soooo educated to have any resemblance of some life. a cleaner who knows what he's doing will still make it in UK and not die in agony like the very many naija housemaids, drivers and so on who are treated soooo bad
please don't mention Naija is good again. If you are lucky to be among the fortunate 5% with good life fine but what about the rest? I guess like true Nigerians they don't count, right?those 95% are better off in the western world, period and that is the fulcrum of my argument, the rest should stay back, every man for himself. I love Naija but its a mess at the moment and has been for a long time. Sorry
that's my 2 cents

As per the highlighted quote, it's not impossible but absolutely hard to accomplish based on a cleaner's wage/salary without dabbling one's hand into frafraudulenttivities. Fraud in the UK doesn't necessary have to be financial fraud but could be the odd playing the system (u know Nigerian families lying about how many kids they cater for then milking the tax payers, collecting numerous tax benefits, or even the sub letting council properties for their own gain)

This is certainly the most hilarious post ever.
NL no go kill me oh. thought i'd seen it all

coolios

Might be able to get one of our drivers to pick you up if u wish (maybe your mum can follow the driver as well). This depends on the time of flight though (will work out fine if you arrive in the morning)
when r u travelling?

Or what if you rent a reputable driver from ibadan thats if your mum owns a car in IB, this way you get to see your mum and have absolute relaxation in your own car

Top this, having to pay $300 for someone else's load (Mr nice guy uhn?.
Had to bring stuffs (u know them useless ones that can be bought @ a corner shop near u and I in london town) for my senior sisters (I av 5 of them here). The driver had already dropped me off @ MMA airport and headed back for IB town when it certainly hit me right where it hurts when I found out the cost of having an extra bag on a klm flight back to london. I was so mad that I contemplated dashing out the foodstuffs right @ d airport but that plan was abandoned since I didn't c any takers.
Finally paid the money and the last annoying part is having to go drop 'em things off on my arrival in london.
It's now a definite no no for;
Please can you help me bring dis and dat.

The most annoying one for me happens right at the MMA airport (immigration fools checking passport when coming into the country) where queue jumping is so flipping rampant.

Dude you certainy asked for it because i usually go about ma flipping business on NL
my flipping number is x so bring it on u muppet
u c, some of us aren't immigrants like you flipping fool so lets see who gets deported. arrogant idiot assuming everyone is in the same category as his sorry ass. spamming all over auto section with cars bought from the junk yard.
Your mates are busy selling '08 cars and you are killing yourself over cars not worth £3k combined.

Another thing is i ain't going to get into the threatening game with you but some peeps have been known to loose their lives over a promise of mere indian hemp so u just dare me.

Get a flipping life

they always say a fool @ 30 is prob gonna be a fool forever so a friendly advice since your are fast nearing that age is for u to mend ur ways, reprogam your sense of reasoning and learn basic ethics fuc, dimwit.

ROFLMAO @ Mr Lerelondon
They always say an empty barrel makes the loudest noise. Have you ever seen Jarus (someone with great educational achievements) brag all over nairaland about his educational achievements?
What you don't know/realise is that a lot of peeps here are first class students with great jobs living happily but extremely modest. You come on NL bragging about u being a common lecturer in London.
The last time i checked the rich issue pay cheques not the other way round. Your salary is probably not more than 25k per annum which is serious chicken change for some of us on NL
Go get a serious life and learn how to be modest as it might help you reach greater heights in life.

Black is Bold & Beautfiul.
I love me some black sistas anyday

'em thick scarfs are very important 2 me dis dayz. common peeps, it's flipping sub zero degrees

any pics to aid our judgement?

If that guy is dumb enuff to post his pic and number on the web then he better be happy and jump @ the opportunity cos he might have caught a mami water or fraudster.

Would you sway towards getting hitched with same sex cos i know someone who will be more than willing to help ya so long you allow him to sample your ass hole.

@ haryolah
what engineering field?
which particular topics?
2nd year is very crucial as it normally adds abt 30% to the overall grading of one's course so a lil perseverance plus forward looking at the bigger picture should hopefully usher you 2 the finishing line.

no worries bro

Jay Bee

If a lady you are asking out tells you she only wants you has a friend then you should program your mind to being just friends with her cos u certainly don't wanna be chasing shadows then come back to NL with stories of:
After spending all my hard earned cash she still doesn't want me,
I have tried all i can but she still wanna be friends,
why are black sistas so hard to please etc.

being friends is probably the easiest way into a sista's heart cos they get to know your real ass without you being uptight, fake and most of all doing things because u just wanna get into their pants.

With the current influx of ATM machines on naij streets and banks policy to reduce unnecessary withdrawal transaction traffics @ their respective banking centres, then it's certainly about time that peeps become even more vigilant with this latest technology drive.

In the western world, criminals have been known to tamper with ATM machines whereby details of cards used are stored by an almost undetectable card reader (MSR) which most times also have a small camera embedded in it to store pin numbers when being entered.
Once the pot of information gold is removed by this criminals, a very easy program can then be used with the aid of the MSR again to write the details of the card unto any available plastic cards (even phone cards have been known to be used) which will then make it an easy access to hard earned funds in your acc.

Wami Alaikuhn Salam Warahmatu Llahai Wa Baraka tu

Peace be unto the deceased

senselessness on the highest order. thought I'd seen it all on NL
another retard on the loose

Everything is just in the mind and probably afraid of taking that giant leap.
learn to love yourself, understand/believe you certainly deserve more and you will be courted by peeps who will respect and cherish you.
Just stop being in denial and be very strong

[quote author=A-town link=topic=212852.msg3288976#msg3288976 date=1230710726]Only American citizens live in America? You are definitely retarded.[/quote]ROFLMAO