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[quote author=mrs_acidtalk]Haven't you noticed hehas ban my HUSBAND (acidtalk) again.
3 times under 24hours.

If this guys has the power to tackle his opponents then he should stop hiding post and banning me.
Let me tarnish his low life image on this forum.[/quote]Ur own beta. D guy band me 4 almst 2monts on nl.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Imagine having your wedding called off. . . That must be traumatizing. . .
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SEXKILLZ U AR 1 HELL OF A JOKE!!! U go of topic several tyms n u hide oda ppls posts dat has aswel gone off topic! I wonda y seun stil tinks u ar worth d gamble bein a mod coz u'v made me sick of nl!

Sijo01: interpreter plzzzzzz!

he says "he has seen u"

swtchicgurl: i rub his cheek and chest with sandpaper.

i carry ground pepper with me in case he misbehaves.

what can be more romantic!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Ileke-Idi...hmmm...smh. What is ur own stand on dis?

I c d reflectn of d persn bhind d eye. Ladies lyk it bt I'm nt sure al men get movd by dat.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why does this thread look like an attention seeking one to me? Some things aren't adding up.
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Dats al dat'l rapture 4rm dat ya cheap stricken mouth! Smh at u...dnt u av anytin beta to say as advice?

@OP: Bros u ar 3much. My 5 to u man!

Guy na wa 4 u o o o. . .u r proposin an 18yr old who probably doesn't knw wat dy kal lov bt is probably lust after u. Plz let her go to skul coz dat'l b d bst 4 u 2. N as rgadz sponsorin, guy no dull ursef o! Se she no get parents ni abi y u wan dy form mugu

kandiikane: To see whether you will look like a masquerade, nau?

LWKMD!!! Dat's y u kan neva knw a truly beautiful lady until she passes d nyt wit u n u chk her up vry early in d munin b4 she starts paintin her face.

Smh at d ladies...he'l neva go 4 u.

I'm single coz I avn't found d ryt gal dat'l mak me mingle.

Hi guyz, I'm a die hard futbal fan n as evry seasn coms buy, I always lyk makin calculatns n predictns as to which teams wil win d 4trophies above.
I'l start 4rm d Premier League: (let me mention dat I'm an arsenal fan so I won't b biasd 1 bit.)
IMO, I c man utd winin dis. It's d fergie factor dat'l wk here coz he hates wen he looses anytin to his beefers/haters (as he did against city lst seasn). I blv he'l cm out stronga n beta dis seasn + d fact dat dy'v got vidic bak n dy ar ready to acquire d services of rvp. Man city, arsenal n chelsea to com 2nd, 3rd n 4th in dat order.

UEFA CL: Somtin tels me it's high time d berneabeu outfit wil win dia 10th ucl title. Dy'v bn vry close since d mourinho era n we al knw dat pep guardiola has bn dia greatest obstacle+ I c a dif barca (less dan dominant compard to pep's reign as barca coach) unda tito. Ma 'B' option goes to ma favourite team - D GUNNERZ. I'm pretty sure dy'l av wat it taks if dy finaly acquire d services of cazorla n mayb sahin ( evn if rvp leaves or nt, it wnt mak a wide dif lyk ppl tink). Dnt 4get teams spring surprises in d ucl. No 1 thought chelsea wil go past napoli nt to talk of winin d title n dy did it wit a lot of luck on dia side.

In d FA CUP: I blv dis trofy is d exact trofy dat'l brng bak ARSENAL'S lost glory. We always do wel bt we lack concentratn + tank God dat arsenal fans plea 4 a trofy has bgin to b taken note by wenga - Hence, d platform 4 arsenal's golden generatn of winin trophies wil start by winin d fa cup.

IMO, Dis yrs Carling Cup n Community Shield goes to MAN CITY. Dy avnt proven yet to b UCL winners n I c a two-horse race btw dm n utd in d lge n d fa knws au to draw dm against tough teams which wil aid dia quick eliminatn in d fa cup. Above al, mancini has his focus in d c shield n carlin cup as he is yet to win dos two.

@nairalanders: wat do y'al tink

kandiikane: Lmaooo!


I asked what's your routine not how I look on a night out.


FYI, this is the least makeup you will see on someone on a nightout.


You should try it and see whether it looks like a masqurade or not.

I aint gay...y shld I try such?

honey001: Not staying near Ogun self.... I dey Abj!

I'v also bn stayin in abj 4 a yl nau.

Plz post ur pix to confirm wat u'v said coz I dnt get y a lady wil paint al dat on her face n won't luk lyk a masquerade.

Korrection: Just thought of something that might not be impossible...I would love to host a party for Nairalanders but im scared there might fight..cos the way some of us reacts to issues here are bloody...Do you think its gonna be a good thing to do and where would you like such party to hold?...what time of the year...date and definitely place...wont like it in the north though...lol...I mean it...

As 4 me, dos I wana c are: badosky, sweetlemon, onila, tashamania, ileke-idi, goldieluks, seun (himself) n born2fuck.

honey001: I will go for Ogun state as d venue.......

Gues u stay in ogun...which side?

chima12: you got that of herdmens right.

I hope 'Chima12' & 'Mrs Chima' ar nt relatd in any way...

Chidex2442: i dnt do babe tinz next page please!

anoda nign gay...

patsucess: 1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how you look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 The most important of all is you can tag this to all.

I m proud to be single.

Guys if you have more advantages. Please share.

I'v seen n read dis mor dan 10tyms. U dint evn add urs, u only did wat we kal: copy-n-paste.

edakedkay: My thoughts exactly. ......and she'll go out there and open her gob to say "i'm a craduate for nigerian university".SMH

aribisala0: Grammar like "Does not worth it"? Dare I say remove the speck.
We have no information on the guy and cannot assume he is any better afterall "na monkey and monkey dey jump".Every nut has a matching bolt so regardless of her grammar/solecisms she is still human and deserves love,romance etc let us not lose sight of that. I really do not get this snobbery among Nairalanders particularly as most of the critics are no better anyway.

Except if u are an 'otondo'...
D wodz u embolded ar shorthands. Evry1 has a ryt to his/her life; hence, shld mprov a bit on areas lackin. So abeg, dnt wory about d grammatical errors I pointd at coz it wasn't @ u! I'v already given my adv to d op n she undastnds!

Idowuogbo: Love in d air!

Mama using dentures found papa walking stick.

Gbammest#

LWKMD

I'l av to b frank wit u babe.
Situation arises wen a guy lyks a gal 4rm a far, bt wen he movs closer to d babe, he realises d babe does nt worth it coz her qualities doesnt match his.
I dnt knw u 4rm adam bt if u dy blow dat kyn grammar if me n u dy date, i'l leave u asap! Wk on ur weaknesses vry well coz it counts.

Boss free d smal gal na...u don disvirgin her n ur conscience no gree judge u, u kon dy say na luv.
Truth b told, d poor gal does nt knw wat lov is. She is in wat i kal, 'teenage lust', n it's a 30yr old dat is by d wheels here. Bros free d gal abeg.

Take me higher by jeremiah n asha

Smh...
Ur guy don forigbale tee te. He simply explains guys wey no get gf n dy admire anygal he c. He mst b a hell of a masturbator i gues.

onila: guys can u date a girl that cant cook

Na...
As 4 me na real turnoff o. Au woman no go sabi cook? Abeg onila try as hard as possible to learn coz he no hard at al.

kandiikane: Many of us have shared rooms on campus or house with people, one way or another. What evils have you done behind your housemates, friends, person's back?

I am a university student and I have been sharing a 7bed house with 4girls. These girls have being a thorns on my side. Their habits are just disgusting. Everything about them is dirty. I don't take nonsense, so we fell out because they think I am too bossy. They don't clean the house, leave the toilet messy. I have been in that house for almost a year and I've not once sat on any of the toilets even to do the other one.

Anyways, there are a couple of times when I go to shower and found the bath tub or shower dirty and foaming from the person who had a shower before. To teach them a lesson they will never learn I had used my housemates body scrub to clean the bath tubs and shower, one of their tooth brush once to get my keys which dropped inside the toilet. There were times when I was broke and couldn't afford toilet paper so would use their towels to wipe toilet seat.

Due to this, I never leave my stuff lying around. I lock them in my room just incase they do the same. I know they will, if they have a chance to get hold of my stuff.

What's yours?

boo u went too far!! Anyway i usd to fork ma neighbous kid without askin her out jst coz she wanted an mp3 an her parents didnt get it for her. O boi she jones gan oo.