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Celebrities › Re: Patience Jonathan's Make Up Malfunction? by jaymichael(m): 6:14pm On Aug 27, 2014
I saw this picture in today's Punch Newspaper. The green veins in her hands were showing. I told a colleague of mine "It's as if mama piss has bleached herself transparent. It's really yurky ! murky !! disgusting.
Phones › Re: Things You May Not Know About The Infinix Zero by jaymichael(m): 10:31pm On Aug 25, 2014
Nsonaso: 1. infinix Zero has 2GB RAM+ 16GB ROM version
2. infinix Zero uses Corning Gorilla Glass 3 both on the front screen panel and the back metal finish case just like iPhone 4s and Sony Xperia Z1 etc
3. infinix Zero 13mp BSI camera also feature the Sony EXMOR RS image sensor technology used in many high end Sony Mobile devices
4. infinix zero comes with Android 4.4.2 right from the box
Does have magnetic sensor? Does Does it support eCompass?
Politics › Re: Presidency Launches ‪#‎bringbackjonathanin2015‬ Campaign by jaymichael(m): 12:11pm On Aug 23, 2014
berem: The cluelessness of Jonathan keeps increasing by the day. No thanks to those who give him bad advice.
No thanks to himself for choosing bad advisers.
Politics › Re: Lagos And Warri Which Is More Popular? by jaymichael(m): 12:00pm On Aug 23, 2014
Lagos wey popular pass Nigeria self, just as London is more popular than England. Some years back, I asked my Landlady's daughter inlaw "I hear say mama travel go England go rest small," her response was like "na who tell you? no be England mama go o, mama go London she go stay with her first daughter. I was like WTF OMG.
Politics › Re: Can All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA) Survive? by jaymichael(m): 10:19pm On Aug 20, 2014
lakpalakpa: AKPUGA died with Ojukwu, Peter Obi and Co are just playing with AKPUGA's carcass.

grin grin
Hahahaha!!!!!!!AKPUGA™huh? You sure got me cracking lol.
Politics › Re: The Lion Of Bourdillion (bola Ahmed Tinubu) by jaymichael(m): 8:10pm On Aug 20, 2014
If you have any case against "the lion of burdillon" go to the courts. the "lion" suits me than some morbidly corrupt drunkard from the creeks.
P.S. It is none of your business if we embrace Tinubu in the SW.
Politics › Re: Prof Yemi Osinbajo Responds To Pdp/christian Bigots by jaymichael(m): 2:04pm On Aug 16, 2014
stanech: Islam has proven itself to be a terrorist organisation for that reason alone and as a christian who value his life and know that Islam is just a tickling time bomb waiting to explode I will not support any one or party that will promote Islam... So if I refuse to vote APC because of some notorious and suspicious jihadist in their midst then I'm right I don't care what professor bla thinks. I don't give a Bleep
Are there no muslims in PDP? #JustAsking
Politics › Re: The Only 3 Candidates That Will Give Apc Presidential Mandate by jaymichael(m): 9:46am On Aug 13, 2014
Fashola is one candidate I Can queue in the rain to cast my vote for. An administrator of an exceptionally high intellect. A rare breed. Amaechi too is one I also have high regard and respect for. just a pity his "people" undervalue him. I wish na we yorubas get someone like him in the S/W here.
Technology Market › Re: Start Ironing Your Clothes With Your Small Tiger Generator. by jaymichael(m): 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2014
Wey the file na?
Phones › Re: How Can I Download Youtube Videos On My Tecno? by jaymichael(m): 9:53am On Jul 30, 2014
Open two tabs on your browser, go to youtube.com, search for the video, then copy the link , then go to the 2nd tab, type en.savefrom.net, paste the link on the search bar, select the video format you want then enter to download. If it doesnt work with opera mini, you Can use Google chrome or your phone's native browser.
Politics › Re: I Won't Insult The President Again BUT I Will Speak The Truth by jaymichael(m): 11:56am On Jul 26, 2014
ola6: It is possible that you are NOT a Yoruba man, after all, this is a faceless forum where people chat a lot of nonsense. BUT IF you are a Yoruba man. Then, I'm highly disappointed! Omo, Yoruba wo lo ma pe eni tó to bi lo mo ni Aja? I'm shocked. Is this what Tinubu has turned our land into? APC must be voted out of our region!

By the way, GEJ will win 2015
Half Tinubu is better than a thousand Jonathan. At least Tinubu has foresight, intelligence, he is hardworking and an achiever.He is not clueless. Both may be corrupt, but Jona is more corrupt. If you are faced with a choice of two evils, choose the lesser evil.
Politics › Re: 2015: Let's Vote Jonathan Again by jaymichael(m): 5:30pm On Jul 21, 2014
When even goats know better, how much more human beings.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Jonathan Reading (photos) by jaymichael(m): 8:42am On Jul 20, 2014
I find it quite funny how these jona sycophants locate one another. It's like one of the opens a thread, he picks up the phone, calls his other members, "guy i don open thread o! Make sure say you comment" undecided undecided I wonder what is so special about the president readind a book?
Politics › Re: Fashola For President 2015 by jaymichael(m): 4:22pm On Jul 19, 2014
In as much as I have reservations concerning some of his actions and policies, Fashola remains one of the few administrators I respect in this current political dispensation. I support the #BRF4president campaign. He is someone that will get my vote anytime no matter the political party he associates with.
Politics › Re: APC Is Not An Alternative To PDP by jaymichael(m): 9:47am On Jul 17, 2014
And you or PDP or anyone else don't have the luxury of being the judge of that, let the vote of the electorates judge.
Politics › Re: APC Is Not An Alternative To PDP by jaymichael(m): 9:47am On Jul 17, 2014
And you or PDP or anyone don't have the luxury of being the judge of that, let the vote of the electorates judge.
Politics › Re: Jonathan's incredible acheivements - Cramjones by jaymichael(m): 12:26am On Jul 12, 2014
jamace: I'm happy you have acknowledged that GEJ has achieved "primary actions and statutory responsibilities". What else do you want from GEJ? You should ask your Local Government Chairman who is closest to you, in the governmental hierarchy, what he has done with the money allocated to the LGA by the FG. You should also ask your governor what he has done for you with the huge allocations collected on your behalf. I know you will not bother about asking them questions because you have sworn to dislike GEJ. You have failed.

With your historical exegesis on the heroes of Nigeria, I was expecting to see what you contributed to the struggle, sadly nothing. No wonder, leveraging on the freedom won by men of courage, you ran your mouth like a water tap without control, insulting the President, because you don't know the cost of freedom. You are a bloody coward exhibiting bravery only on your keyboard.

Finally, I put it to you that you are one of the problems of Nigeria because you are a certificated illiterate, always looking for faults and contributing nothing to the development of the society.
Do not misconstrue my quote. You could as well added payment of civil servants salaries as one of his phantom achievements. What I mean is that he failed woefully and is still failing in his capacity as the president. You were counting patching of some road, building of some hospitals and power distribution stations that have no power to transmit or distribute. Some progressive thinking state government are building better roads and hospitals and providing lasting infrastructure that your miserable thieving kingpin called Jonathan. Now tell me has electricity improved since the so called privatization your Jonathan has put in place? How many new power generating plants has been built by his administration? We still struggle to generate 4000mw for a population of 160 million while South Africa generates close to 50,000mw for a population of 50 million. Tell me the use of transmission stations without power to transmit?.Your Jonathan thats has scored 0 in the area of education ASUP/COEASU strike is still on going.
If you say I hate Jonathan, I will tell you that you observe well because I cannot love an 1diot that has zero respect for elective principles. A cluless individual who blames the opposition, critics and anyone but himself for his woes and failures. A f00l who loves all the trappings of power but not the responsibilities that comes with it. you and your paymasters can only f00l the ill informed or gullible ones or those whose political culture cum behaviour is parochial with your cheap propaganda. I am too well informed for that. Besides I don't celebrate mediocrity.
Need I remind you that though I voted for Jonathan last time around, but come 2015 My vote will go for someone else that can deliver. JONATHAN IS A FAILURE, that is why I HATE him.
Politics › Re: Jonathan's incredible acheivements - Cramjones by jaymichael(m): 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2014
jamace: I don't blame you. Enjoy the freedom which GEJ has given even the dumbest CITIZEN like you. Representing your PRESIDENT with goats shows that you lack common home training. You are a waste to this nation.

Because of your blind hatred, you can not even acknowledge some of the achievements of GEJ. To refresh your low level of intelligence, go to the thread below and get acquainted with some of GEJ's achievements.

https://www.nairaland.com/1557746/another-look-president-jonathan-achievements

Joining haters to shout crucify GEJ without giving him credit for his unprecedented developmental efforts is pure politics. KNOW IT NOW!
I don't know fools often open their mouths the widest. Dont you peruse what you type? Your Jonathan gave the citizens freedom of speech?? Where was the ogogoro drinking 1diot you call ur president and his co-gang during the struggles for democracy? An opportunist benefiting from the struggles of groups like NADECO, AFENIFERE, Chief Frank Kokori's NUPENG. Struggles of notable and fearless men like Gani fawehinmi, Fedrick Fasheun, Wole Soyinka, Tunde Bakare, Chief Enahoro, Beko kuti, Fela kuti, Olisa Agbakoba, Festus Keyamo, Kudirat and MKO Abiola, ken Saro wiwa nd the Ogoni 8. and many other notable men of courage and valour I did not mention. These are Nigeria's hero of democracy, (you probably were too young to know back then) not your oportunist drunkard if a president. All these you call achiements and development are just the primary actions and statutory responsibilities of Government agencies and parastatals and not a brainchild of genius governmental policies. A spineless Jonathan that cannot fight for his right when Yaradua died. A woman Turai dribbling his bottom like a mere kid.you now open your ignoran mouth to tell me that he is the one that "dash" me freedom of speech #ANIMAL CAN'T DASH ME HUMAN RIGHT.
Politics › Re: Jonathan's incredible acheivements - Cramjones by jaymichael(m): 5:13pm On Jul 11, 2014
jamace: You must be blind in deed not to know that the post was not from cramjones but someone else.

For your information GEJ has performed well above other previous presidents. You may not believe this because your mind is madeup to rubbish GEJ's administration. If you want to talk about insecurity, you should know that most countries of the world are facing same. If it is corruption you want to use to nail GEJ, you should know that previous presidents/head of states failed to nip corruption in the bud hence the high level it has assumed.
Not only are you blind, you are a blind mor0n. Your f00lishness knows no bounds. Did you listen to yourself? You acknowledged that he couldn't tackle corruption and insecurity because other past leaders couldn't either and insecurity is a global phenomenon. We did not vote our clueless president to remind us of past failures. We voted him to get the job done and if he can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. Need i remind you to list his achievements so far? Sorry say I insult you, its because of your level of intelligence as potrayed by your post above. I wonder how you even pass common entrance.

Politics › Re: Jonathan's incredible acheivements - Cramjones by jaymichael(m): 12:56pm On Jul 11, 2014
jamace: ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!!. Cramjones account hacked and used by opposition party to fight GEJ. With this who will deny the fact that the opposition party hacked Nairaland?

Cramjones has seen the light and since decamped from APC to PDP. Who is this Cramjones discrediting his own new found love? Certainly not the Cramjones we know but a disgruntled supporter of APC. APC hackers, well done o. You will never succeed in your evil intentions to bring down GEJ.
are you so blind to see? Nobody is bringing Jonathan down. That guy is down already. The only thing left is for him to hit "crude oil" his performance and actions speak for him far more that the paid and feeble attempt at buying credibility at home and abroad. He should know that his reputation preceeds him and whipping up "ethnic-religous" sentiments cannot erase and correct his woefully dismal performance. #even goats know better.

Politics › Re: Chibok: I Am Not Uncaring As Portrayed - Jonathan by jaymichael(m): 7:13am On Jun 28, 2014
......Meanwhile, somone, campaign poster should be like this
vote ********till 2019.

Politics › Re: Chibok: I Am Not Uncaring As Portrayed - Jonathan by jaymichael(m): 6:46am On Jun 28, 2014
vedaxcool: U are sir! and wasting $1.2m on pr shows clearly what ur intentions are for the above article. http://saharareporters.com/news-page/nigeria%E2%80%99s-goodluck-jonathan-begins-his-charm-offensivesay

U said muslims and christians must come together, Really? After your deliberate policy of division and promoting sectarianism and clannishness, how do u want that to happen, ok I see we should come tothegether and vote for u come 2015, I am sorry we will come together and send u out of office come 2015. Insha Allah. Amin
If only I can afford to, I will give you 1m Naira, but you I ll give you 1,000,000 likes for your statement.
Celebrities › Re: Who's Your Favourite Comedian? by jaymichael(m): 10:24pm On Jan 08, 2014
PEJ the Jesus of okirika of course. Na who fit funny pass "the fellow widower" AKA Mama Peace.
Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Buy Motorcycle Delivery Boxes by jaymichael(m): 4:36am On Dec 31, 2013
you can get them @Herbert macaulay street oyingbo Lagos where motorcycles are sold.
Politics › Re: Can Jonathan Win For Second Time Or Steping Down by jaymichael(m): 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2013
@zeelo2014. why u dey talk like who no get sense? wasn't it the vote of your so called "major tribes" that brought him to power? what is the population of his tribe and, the so called minority to guarantee him enough vote to become president. he won overwhelmingly in Lagos and south west, even when the governors are not PDP. He secured enough votes from the PDP controlled states in the north to win the election. Now you Jonathan and his paid e-diots who are very ungrateful are claiming yorubas are bad, Hausas are bad, tinubu is a thief, buhari is this, APC is that. Are yorubas, Hausas, tinubu, buhari and APC not part of Nigeria? Mind you, what Nigerians cant stand is the fact that that Jonathan has FAILED WOEFULLY in his feeble effort at delivering good governance.
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Things That Happened In 2013 by jaymichael(m): 6:53am On Dec 29, 2013
Most are of political nature. Just as a nairalander stated in another thread "politics in Nigeria is entertainment"
Politics › Re: Reps Urge FG To Suspend New Tariff On Used Vehicles by jaymichael(m): 9:14pm On Dec 27, 2013
goingsolo: this rep people should respect them....the tarrif most be impose GEJ no going back...happy boxing day
Na who understand wetin this one type here now?

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