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Food › Re: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 5:02pm On Sep 02, 2023
PaulH07:
Which is what you are.

Fvcking chamber pot.
I had wanted to take it easy on you before until I realised that the syphillis your father inflected your mother with while impregnating her, wey dem no treat naim affect your brain cells. Fu**ckin retarded scum of the earth.
Food › Re: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 5:00am On Aug 31, 2023
PaulH07:
End off like my cum.

Scumbag.
The bigger scumbag is your mother who allowed your wayward, wretched and alcoholic father to cum inside her diseases ridden pusssyy to birth an imbecilic nonentity like you.
Learn from your parents mistake, always end off your cum in the toilet pit. Osiwin asiwere.
Politics › Re: Atiku, Obi V Tinubu: No Date Fixed Yet For Judgement - Tribunal by jaymichael(m): 9:13pm On Aug 28, 2023
taylor88:
Tinubu you can bribe your way up to delay this judgment

But trust me we will never celebrate Christmas with you as our president

Thief
You will never celebrate Christmas with Tinubu as President, are you planning to die before Christmas?
Food › Re: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 10:58am On Aug 28, 2023
PaulH07:
Kin sejo eh,

Chemical inu eja ti ta sopolo eh.

Asinwin, Iran asin.
Ota si opolo Iwo, baba ati iya to bi e lomo. You this eni ofo, eni adanu. Akuse afofun.
Politics › Re: APC Sponsoring Expelled Rebels To Cause Confusion — Labour Party by jaymichael(m): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2023
alcuin:
Always blaming others.

Very typical.
They never take responsibility for their actions which always result to their failure, shame and doom.
Romance › Re: Should I Allow My Womanizing Friend Date My Sister by jaymichael(m): 7:08pm On Aug 27, 2023
Stawner16:
Your friend certainly has no respect for the bro code.
Clearly he doesn't. My close friend's sister is also considered as my sister. How my prick wan take stand sef even if she strip completely.
Food › Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by jaymichael(m): 6:59pm On Aug 27, 2023
guobe:
I think there was also a drink called crush too in those days then okada dry.
You are a Legend. Crush and Krest in those days.
NYSC › Re: Borno Corps Members Withdraw Relocation Applications Over Good Camp Conditions by jaymichael(m): 5:25pm On Aug 27, 2023
elder1002:
Majority of CORP MEMBERS forget that there is HARDSHIP and SUFFERING outside CAMP.

Cost of living, transportation, feeding, accommodation and monthly expenditures and ABOVE all OPPORTUNITIES.

CORP MEMBERS DON'T BE FOOLED.. YOU ARE EARNING 33K AND IT COMES ONCE A MONTH.. MAJORITY OF CORP MEMBERS ARE POSTED TO GOVERNMENT SECONDARY SCHOOLS.

ONLY A FEW SERVE AT MINISTRIES, NGO . JIST A FEW BUT 90% SERVE AT SECONDARY SCHOOLS.

Don't allow the beauty , thrills and chills you get inside CAMP detect how outside camp will be.. NIGERIAN IS THOUGH currently and things literally have increased drastically.

Service should be a time you plan and very important SAVE MONEY.

IT IS MORE PROFITABLE TO RELOCATE BACK HOME AND SAVE COST THAN TO STAY IN A STATE THAT EATS UP YOUR MONEY, WORSE A STATE THAT INSECURITY IS HIGH...
That 33k no go last you a week on transportation for a state like Lagos wey we dey
DON'T BE FOOLED...
Food › Re: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 5:16pm On Aug 27, 2023
PaulH07:
Shen gbo weyrey?

Continue dey ingest poison dey go you hear?
Iwo ati awon to ni e ni were. Ayela lo ma pa e. The retards that birth you did nit train you up well.
Politics › Re: Obi, Ex-NBA President Olumide Akpata Attend LP Rally In Edo by jaymichael(m): 6:59pm On Aug 21, 2023
IconicR:
Obi is aging faster
Somebody should tell this mind to rest and go for holidays.
I'll suggest Maldives and he can take me along sha
Old for wetin na? Baba na youth. 62 yrs old youth
Properties › Re: How Can My Husband Solve This House Problem? by jaymichael(m): 5:03pm On Aug 17, 2023
Peledonomy:
Nigerians will always be afraid of loans. Y
The fear of loan is the beginning of wisdom.
TV/Movies › Re: Willy Willy: Nigeria's First Most Popular Horror Movie (Throwback) by jaymichael(m): 5:01pm On Aug 17, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
It was very scary that year and NTA didn't do well by showing it at midnight which made it more scary.

I watched it recently and noticed how poor filming was back then in Nigeria compared to today. The visuals and audio are of very poor quality. We have come a long way in the filming industry.

Nostalgic!
For this singular reason, NTA will not make heaven I swear😄
Politics › Re: Lawyer Sues Emir Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari For Stopping Ilorin Isese Festival by jaymichael(m): 4:38pm On Aug 15, 2023
aderadio1:
This lawyer is not Yoruba and should keep off. We know how to settle our differences amicably.
On the contrary, the lawyer is within his fundamental human rights to sue. Religion transcends ethnicity. If a Yoruba man can be a Muslim or Christian even Buddhist, What stops an Igbo man or a Kalabari or even an American from being a Sango or Olokun devotee.
Politics › Re: Reportera Owner Cries Out After brother is arrested for Fake News about Fashola by jaymichael(m): 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2023
Afamed:
Tell your brother to hire lawyers so that he can provide evidence to his claims that Fashola was the one writing the judgement for the Tribunal.

It's simple as ABC
Two bottle of Heinekens beer🍺 on me 👍
Celebrities › Re: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by jaymichael(m): 6:03pm On Aug 12, 2023
Na fuc*k she fuc*k. She no commit crime.
Romance › Re: My Ex Has Been Sending Insultive Message! by jaymichael(m): 5:27pm On Aug 07, 2023
Donkogbe:
not to bore you with story.

We had a misunderstanding and she said shes done and i respect her decisions and move on with my life. now she has been sending all sort of insultive message saying i am living a fake life and shes now better than me and all that.

i have to reply her that i am not her enemy and still want the best for her. shes finding it difficult to move on and its just to sad thats this is happening.

Whats there in moving on and mature enough to know we are not enemies. i am just tired honestly
Better to just ignore her like she doesn't exist, hasn't existed before.
Politics › Re: Joe Abah Cautions Tinubu Against Appointing FCT Indigene As Minister Of FCT by jaymichael(m): 5:40am On Aug 07, 2023
Dr Joe Abah, give us the details of your dealer, he should be arrested. Something is off in the last puff he delivered.Alakori.
Politics › Re: Rerun: We’ve Done Our Calculation Well, Tinubu Won’t Be On Ballot, LP Claims by jaymichael(m): 3:41pm On Aug 06, 2023
Tareq1105:
There's no basis for any re-run.

Tinubu APC won the election and both Obi and Atiku are deceiving themselves.

You reported to police that your item was stolen from the house. Police now asked you what exactly was stolen and you said you don't know.

Obi said his vote was stolen by Tinubu APC but he doesn't know details of what number of votes, at which polling units, which Ward, local council or State it was stolen.
That's the simplest way to put it. 👍
Politics › Re: Rerun: We’ve Done Our Calculation Well, Tinubu Won’t Be On Ballot, LP Claims by jaymichael(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2023
These LP guys should link me up with their dealer because the ingredients in that thing they smoke...💯👍
Politics › Re: Minister: Southern Kaduna Youths Petition Senate Against El-Rufai's Nomination by jaymichael(m): 7:45pm On Aug 04, 2023
jonapeters:
Unfortunately there's no system that support such agitation in Nigeria

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Aïchatou Boulama Kané: Niger Ambassador To France Says Nobody Can Sack Her by jaymichael(m): 7:43pm On Aug 04, 2023
SpatialKing:
Of course.... You don't want to go back to your country
If na you nko? You go like go back?
Romance › Re: No Nigerian Man Can Afford Me - Nigerian Lady Says by jaymichael(m): 3:09pm On Aug 03, 2023
We don hear, we are still not pricing your "market'
Politics › Re: My Thoughts On President Tinubu’s Speech On The Economy - Dr Joe Abah by jaymichael(m): 8:20am On Aug 02, 2023
Taylor90:
All these ones no concern me

My own na make Tinubu remove mouth for Niger republic

Because if war happens between Niger and Nigeria heaven knows I’ll support Niger
Je should let those morrafuckers be. If they want coup, so be it. Not that we should be scared of them militarily but because We have our own serious and urgent issues to deal with.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Rep.of. Ireland: FIFA Women’s World Cup (0 - 0) On 31st July 2023 by jaymichael(m): 4:57pm On Jul 31, 2023
Ope o. Say we qualify naim I wan hear.
Sports › Re: Nouhaila Benzina Becomes First Player To Wear Hijab At World Cup by jaymichael(m): 11:22am On Jul 30, 2023
The way it is implemented is okay.
Politics › Re: I Was Minister At 43, It’s Unfair To Return 20 Years After – El-rufai by jaymichael(m): 7:13pm On Jul 29, 2023
talented321:
On normal note the guy has to brag
Because he has what to brag about.
Career › Re: Is Japa Worth It? by jaymichael(m): 12:23pm On Jul 25, 2023
michlins:
Earn dollar and spend Naira. Guy nothing sweet pass am. Just find a very good estate and secure your apartment.

Run solar and inverter system for power,get a health insurance scheme from a very good hospital and live your best life here in Nigeria
Good advice. What I would do myself.
Politics › Re: Obi: Failure To Electronically Transmit Results Nullifies Presidential Election by jaymichael(m): 3:24pm On Jul 23, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Peter Obi and his supporters are yet to show us how he won the 2023 election...yet he wants Tinubu's victory nullified under frivolous claims.
By now, I thought they would have shown us their authentic figures as against what INEC announced.
Politics › Re: VP Shettima Insists Buhari Sits On His Seat Out Of Respect In Borno (Video) by jaymichael(m): 3:02pm On Jul 23, 2023
LeoDeKing:
I'm just laughing at how some untrained apes will react to this act of respect. To those apes, respect for elders is alien except if there is monetary benefit in return. grin

I heard there are some backward villages where respect for elders is a sacrilege except if those elders are rich. If those elders are poor, I understand they are woken with either side kicks or resounding slaps.

I'm still investigating, I want to know if those backward barbaric villages still living in prehistoric era are in Nigeria.
Those people you are talking about, do they also themselves "Developers"?🤪😄😃
Politics › Re: VP Shettima Insists Buhari Sits On His Seat Out Of Respect In Borno (Video) by jaymichael(m): 2:59pm On Jul 23, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFe8HlLrrgU


Moment VP Kashim Shettima insists former President Muhammadu Buhari sits on his seat out of respect In Borno State as they both attended the solemnization of marriage of Governor Zulum's Son.
I will do the same if it were me. Honour and Respect will be given to you too Mr VP.
Politics › Re: Senate President Akpabio Wears Tinubu Logo Cap To Plenary, Sparks Reaction (Pix) by jaymichael(m): 7:53am On Jul 20, 2023
His head, His cap, His wearing.

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