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TravelRe: My Experience In UK Since I Japa:WARNING by jaymichael(m): 8:26pm On Nov 01, 2023
fullclub:
how many Nigerians can even afford full fees. we are talking between 18 to 25m. i have to sell properties to raise this sum.

after payment of fees you still need about 6m to apply for visa n health insurance and alo flight... even fact keep 35m.
Na wao, you have sacrificed a lot. I pray God send you help fast.
I pray your labour shall not be in vain.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Intervened In Fubara, Wike Rift - PDP Govs Forum Chair, Mohammed by jaymichael(m): 7:42pm On Oct 31, 2023
N3TRAL:
Tinubu may not achieve any other thing, but he'll win 2027 elections.

He has technically turned the country to a one-party state. Almost every PDP Governor supports him.

PDP governors literally go to him to help them settle their conflict. Not really good for democracy.
Opposition is not antagonizing the President all the time.
Tinubu is not call a father and a leader for nothing.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Intervened In Fubara, Wike Rift - PDP Govs Forum Chair, Mohammed by jaymichael(m): 7:40pm On Oct 31, 2023
press9jatv:
Good. Still Fubara has successfully installed a Speaker that’s in his camp
A very big win for him. Events of the past two days has endeared him in the heart of the Rivers people. The Governor is gentle but smart.
PoliticsRe: Impeachment: Tell Us What Governor Fubara Did — Tacha by jaymichael(m): 7:33pm On Oct 31, 2023
I like the way the Governor fought. He fought back. He fought back with precision such that we all can see he is blameless. Kudos to the Governor 👍🙌
Christianity EtcRe: Chef Dammy Vs Pastor Adegoke Jeremiah: Church Members Curse And Threaten Her by jaymichael(m): 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2023
sleek214:
The Dammy, her pastor and his members are all MAD
All of them. Sparing no one
TravelRe: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by jaymichael(m): 4:07pm On Oct 22, 2023
Acidosis:
Why haven't you gone back to your village despite the hardship in Lagos, Abuja, and Port Harcourt?
😃😃😀una wuked for dis forum
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Won The 2023 Election, Tinubu came a distant third - Babachir Lawal by jaymichael(m): 8:36am On Oct 18, 2023
slivertongue:
Available factual data as aggregated from several independent sources indicate that Obi got the majority votes while Atiku came second. Bola came a distant third in the number of votes scored.
"Factual" data that you cannot present as evidence in court.
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin: FG Sent Two NIA Agents To Kidnap Me In Accra by jaymichael(m): 5:50am On Oct 11, 2023
lamentor78:
Somebody should tell this guy that he can't fight government and win, the people supporting you today will organize your downfall tomorrow when they hold power
The fool is just an attention seeking baby in trousers. The clown is still using internet, mobile phone, debit/credit card , he thinks they will break a sweat if they want to pick him up anytime.
PoliticsRe: Thank You FBI! Hold Your Breath Guys. It Is Coming! - Jackson Ude (Photo) by jaymichael(m): 6:33pm On Oct 05, 2023
benuejosh:
If the whole Obasanjo couldn't tame Tinubu then is it Atiku whom Obasanjo has buried his career that will cause Tinubu to fall?
Atiku wey be Tinubu boy. When Obasanjo dey trouble am those days, no be Tinubun him run come meet?
CrimeRe: I Think I Might Have A Case Of Money Laundering by jaymichael(m): 2:30pm On Oct 03, 2023
Nairaland1stson:
I have suspicion that someone wants to use my account to launder money. A lady visited my shop demanding to purchase goods worth millions of naira she was so much in a hurry or desperate for someone who intends to perform such transactions. She was accompanied by a man she claimed to be her sick husband, two kids, and another young man. She claimed she needed to perform the transaction as soon as possible so she could travel down to a neighboring state for her husband's treatment.

There was no much negotiations as it seemed she was the one begging for the goods to be sold to her. After confirmation she said I should bring my POS machine so she could make a transfer, I already had suspicions on her so I told her i didn't have one and besides who would want to perform transactions worth millions of naira with a POS machine mode of payment. I suggested that she heads to the bank or make a transfer from her mobile app, which she shrugged off immediately like it was not even an option.

The young man with her insisted I get a POS vendor so that the transaction can be made which I declined and told them that there were many around the vicinity that they can go get one if they wish to. The young man left and returned a few minutes later with one, when they arrived the woman suddenly said she was scared and needed to invite the person who referred her to our place. She called this person and he arrived shortly, he was someone known to us in the past but not well known. She then requested that I get another POS vendor, which I suggested that they should get back the previous vendor they invited earlier. The young man went back again and returned with the vendor. The woman gave the vendor a debit card, which the vendor tried pulling the whole money at once, but it didn't go.(exceeded limit) The POS vendor then proceeded to split the money and it was successful. So she was only able to make part payment for the goods.

They were about to leave when I reminded them that I was supposed to issue a receipt for the part payment deposited into my account. Which I did later, and they left. Fast forward to the evening same day, she called me claiming that her husband's health was demanding much, and she wouldn't be in need of what she purchased earlier that I would have to refund her immediately.

What rose my suspicions on them are:

1. The acclaimed husband of hers, whom she claimed had stroke as at when they visited the shop, I saw him earlier when they alighted from a Keke napep which dropped them across the road and he was walking very fine but when they began to approach my shop he began to limp like he couldn't walk properly and the woman held his hand for assistance (they didn't know that I had seen him earlier walking properly without any form of aid) when they were at the shop, the acclaimed husband who had stroke sat and crossed his legs, is that even possible for someone suffering from a stroke?

2. Why would they insist on only POS mode of payment (for a transaction worth millions)

3. Why would a woman whose acclaimed husband is sick with stroke decide to perform such a transaction (her pirioty should be making sure her husband is taken care of medically)

4. I know you must be wondering what it is she bought, but I will not be disclosing such for privacy reasons (Hint: it is a single item)

5. She was incoherent when I asked for the name and address that would be added to the receipt (it seemed like she was guessing the name and address)

What are your thoughts? Should I refund the money immediately, if I will, what are the measures to be taken to ensure I am on a safe side
Return the money and go to prison for someone else's crime.
If you have to refund, go to the bank and refund into the account from which the amount was paid.
CrimeRe: Cult Clash In Sagamu Leaves 25 Dead (graphic) by jaymichael(m): 11:24am On Sep 18, 2023
Offpointng:
More reason why I avoid Ghetto areas like plague.

If only we voted Obi, I'm sure anything "killings" would have died a natural death in Nigeria by now
Like the IPOB ESN killings. You are right
PoliticsRe: APC Members Gather At Lagos Secretariat To Watch Election Tribunal (Video) by jaymichael(m): 9:51pm On Sep 06, 2023
tollyboy5:
Obi is no way better than others. Just igbos over hyping as usual.
Obi is in fact the least qualified of the major candidates.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election Tribunal Judgement: What Is Your Prediction? by jaymichael(m): 3:46pm On Sep 04, 2023
DAVIDMOE:
Election Tribunal judgement has been slated to take place on 6th of September. What are you expecting from this election petition judgement?

Do you think there will be a rerun or petitions by election losers will be quashed?
Petition wey watery pass Ghana palmnut soup. DOA.
FoodRe: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 5:02pm On Sep 02, 2023
PaulH07:
Which is what you are.

Fvcking chamber pot.
I had wanted to take it easy on you before until I realised that the syphillis your father inflected your mother with while impregnating her, wey dem no treat naim affect your brain cells. Fu**ckin retarded scum of the earth.
FoodRe: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 5:00am On Aug 31, 2023
PaulH07:
End off like my cum.

Scumbag.
The bigger scumbag is your mother who allowed your wayward, wretched and alcoholic father to cum inside her diseases ridden pusssyy to birth an imbecilic nonentity like you.
Learn from your parents mistake, always end off your cum in the toilet pit. Osiwin asiwere.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Obi V Tinubu: No Date Fixed Yet For Judgement - Tribunal by jaymichael(m): 9:13pm On Aug 28, 2023
taylor88:
Tinubu you can bribe your way up to delay this judgment

But trust me we will never celebrate Christmas with you as our president

Thief
You will never celebrate Christmas with Tinubu as President, are you planning to die before Christmas?
FoodRe: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 10:58am On Aug 28, 2023
PaulH07:
Kin sejo eh,

Chemical inu eja ti ta sopolo eh.

Asinwin, Iran asin.
Ota si opolo Iwo, baba ati iya to bi e lomo. You this eni ofo, eni adanu. Akuse afofun.
PoliticsRe: APC Sponsoring Expelled Rebels To Cause Confusion — Labour Party by jaymichael(m): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2023
alcuin:
Always blaming others.

Very typical.
They never take responsibility for their actions which always result to their failure, shame and doom.
RomanceRe: Should I Allow My Womanizing Friend Date My Sister by jaymichael(m): 7:08pm On Aug 27, 2023
Stawner16:
Your friend certainly has no respect for the bro code.
Clearly he doesn't. My close friend's sister is also considered as my sister. How my prick wan take stand sef even if she strip completely.
FoodRe: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by jaymichael(m): 6:59pm On Aug 27, 2023
guobe:
I think there was also a drink called crush too in those days then okada dry.
You are a Legend. Crush and Krest in those days.
NYSCRe: Borno Corps Members Withdraw Relocation Applications Over Good Camp Conditions by jaymichael(m): 5:25pm On Aug 27, 2023
elder1002:
Majority of CORP MEMBERS forget that there is HARDSHIP and SUFFERING outside CAMP.

Cost of living, transportation, feeding, accommodation and monthly expenditures and ABOVE all OPPORTUNITIES.

CORP MEMBERS DON'T BE FOOLED.. YOU ARE EARNING 33K AND IT COMES ONCE A MONTH.. MAJORITY OF CORP MEMBERS ARE POSTED TO GOVERNMENT SECONDARY SCHOOLS.

ONLY A FEW SERVE AT MINISTRIES, NGO . JIST A FEW BUT 90% SERVE AT SECONDARY SCHOOLS.

Don't allow the beauty , thrills and chills you get inside CAMP detect how outside camp will be.. NIGERIAN IS THOUGH currently and things literally have increased drastically.

Service should be a time you plan and very important SAVE MONEY.

IT IS MORE PROFITABLE TO RELOCATE BACK HOME AND SAVE COST THAN TO STAY IN A STATE THAT EATS UP YOUR MONEY, WORSE A STATE THAT INSECURITY IS HIGH...
That 33k no go last you a week on transportation for a state like Lagos wey we dey
DON'T BE FOOLED...
FoodRe: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 5:16pm On Aug 27, 2023
PaulH07:
Shen gbo weyrey?

Continue dey ingest poison dey go you hear?
Iwo ati awon to ni e ni were. Ayela lo ma pa e. The retards that birth you did nit train you up well.
PoliticsRe: Obi, Ex-NBA President Olumide Akpata Attend LP Rally In Edo by jaymichael(m): 6:59pm On Aug 21, 2023
IconicR:
Obi is aging faster
Somebody should tell this mind to rest and go for holidays.
I'll suggest Maldives and he can take me along sha
Old for wetin na? Baba na youth. 62 yrs old youth
PropertiesRe: How Can My Husband Solve This House Problem? by jaymichael(m): 5:03pm On Aug 17, 2023
Peledonomy:
Nigerians will always be afraid of loans. Y
The fear of loan is the beginning of wisdom.
TV/MoviesRe: Willy Willy: Nigeria's First Most Popular Horror Movie (Throwback) by jaymichael(m): 5:01pm On Aug 17, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
It was very scary that year and NTA didn't do well by showing it at midnight which made it more scary.

I watched it recently and noticed how poor filming was back then in Nigeria compared to today. The visuals and audio are of very poor quality. We have come a long way in the filming industry.

Nostalgic!
For this singular reason, NTA will not make heaven I swear😄
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Sues Emir Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari For Stopping Ilorin Isese Festival by jaymichael(m): 4:38pm On Aug 15, 2023
aderadio1:
This lawyer is not Yoruba and should keep off. We know how to settle our differences amicably.
On the contrary, the lawyer is within his fundamental human rights to sue. Religion transcends ethnicity. If a Yoruba man can be a Muslim or Christian even Buddhist, What stops an Igbo man or a Kalabari or even an American from being a Sango or Olokun devotee.
PoliticsRe: Reportera Owner Cries Out After brother is arrested for Fake News about Fashola by jaymichael(m): 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2023
Afamed:
Tell your brother to hire lawyers so that he can provide evidence to his claims that Fashola was the one writing the judgement for the Tribunal.

It's simple as ABC
Two bottle of Heinekens beer🍺 on me 👍
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by jaymichael(m): 6:03pm On Aug 12, 2023
Na fuc*k she fuc*k. She no commit crime.
RomanceRe: My Ex Has Been Sending Insultive Message! by jaymichael(m): 5:27pm On Aug 07, 2023
Donkogbe:
not to bore you with story.

We had a misunderstanding and she said shes done and i respect her decisions and move on with my life. now she has been sending all sort of insultive message saying i am living a fake life and shes now better than me and all that.

i have to reply her that i am not her enemy and still want the best for her. shes finding it difficult to move on and its just to sad thats this is happening.

Whats there in moving on and mature enough to know we are not enemies. i am just tired honestly
Better to just ignore her like she doesn't exist, hasn't existed before.
PoliticsRe: Joe Abah Cautions Tinubu Against Appointing FCT Indigene As Minister Of FCT by jaymichael(m): 5:40am On Aug 07, 2023
Dr Joe Abah, give us the details of your dealer, he should be arrested. Something is off in the last puff he delivered.Alakori.
PoliticsRe: Rerun: We’ve Done Our Calculation Well, Tinubu Won’t Be On Ballot, LP Claims by jaymichael(m): 3:41pm On Aug 06, 2023
Tareq1105:
There's no basis for any re-run.

Tinubu APC won the election and both Obi and Atiku are deceiving themselves.

You reported to police that your item was stolen from the house. Police now asked you what exactly was stolen and you said you don't know.

Obi said his vote was stolen by Tinubu APC but he doesn't know details of what number of votes, at which polling units, which Ward, local council or State it was stolen.
That's the simplest way to put it. 👍
PoliticsRe: Rerun: We’ve Done Our Calculation Well, Tinubu Won’t Be On Ballot, LP Claims by jaymichael(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2023
These LP guys should link me up with their dealer because the ingredients in that thing they smoke...💯👍

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