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Abegi no mind my yeye keyboard, but all join sha,

pomade u no go rest abi

whr i go, i dey here my lovely garby. Happy Nu Yr dear

studio baba nnamehn wotsssssssssss uppppppppppppp hope say u go behave this 2009

@sholabanke
na studio wey hold only nursey school pass

prays that in 2009 pipo will own their buses in nairaland, if u believe please come to me with ur offerings

clemcy ow ur christmas take be now abi u go work dat day

for this 2009 na im u stil dey act confused

prays that clemcy receives her healing in 2009 in jesus name

webdezzi:
well, guys are hard wired to love sex, even in dreams and there is nothing women can do about it

and from experience, i will say women tend to be more faithful because they are not easily turned on by most of what will turn every guy on.

95% guys can't stand looking at a nude woman when the atmosphere is one that's conducive for sex, without giving in

whereas a lady can stand this and even watch a porn movie with you in such environment, and nothing happens

rubbish, shw me whr u got this ur yeye analysis from.

my babe picture na im una dey take play abi

Joey7:
oh i see she capable of contesting for miss world ;

and even the next president of the federal republic of nigeria.

singing

happy birthday to u.

so ow old r u today?

the boi no get money to take chop

puts N5 in dyabman's plate atleast dat shud help im wif purewater

garby na wetin sef, abi u think say here na facebook

studio, no be lie, credit crunch don hold me sef

preach it pastor

garby don popular 4 here o!

virus

na heart break cause am

ben 10 explain why u wan make we leave am, abi u don dey toast the babe.

hmmmmmmmmm

all of u dat dont went to skul proper shud left here now before i brought out my cane

garby u don improve finish 4 pidgin english

studio no mind am na slip of tongue make am talk so na 2  + 8 she mean.

u better speak up

b like say na u be thE second wife wey we go carry give our brother

Dia brother Baraks,

Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian
famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now
to chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.
I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but  I was not allowed  at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin  bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good
news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria. When I fest went to
the family aus in Kenya to tell them we are one famili they did not agree but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a  special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they
accept me. because they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother that went to
Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own  personal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions  but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to
be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take
over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell hasnot able to do  that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili  have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or
lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble  well behave and edicated girl who study sewing and fasion disine so  she can help with sewing your suit when e tia and
also unifom for ami and soja. I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice because we have
fogif her for her winchcraft wich don't allow her to have a male son
but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your
younger thoter may need a deliverance because her granmoda want to give
her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what this will cost because I will do it with my own pusonal moni because we  are one famili.

I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in
Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six
degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for
this. Please I need your help for this. I hope you will consider my request. I will also
like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie
Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all your
enemies fall down and die, in Jesus' name!

Til I hear you, I am

Yours amiable cousin

Musbau  Obama

the poster of this thread na 419

na how u take know

this is big brother nairaland

clemcy, spenchuk, garby, tymix,pomade, azo, infopapa u av now bin banned for joke forum

scopium, i ban u again

so u r callin studio and fish amebos, garby this ur comment must backfire just wait make them come,