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Yes of course.... After all that's the latest career path for all politicians...

NA blames Nollywood

Nollywood blames the public and society

Both the public and the Society blames the government and Nollywood

The government blames the people

Oya let the blame game continue na

Ocholu:
Before the Manchester derby started today, I was making mouth that my lovely team; Manchester United would put in a good fight. I boasted to my baby girl that Manchester United is the best team in the world. And it'll be hard for them to lose.

My Girlfriend wouldn't just support me. Arhh! She said we'd talk about it after the game. She's not a football person though. But because of my love for the round leather game, she miraculously found a way of supporting Chelsea .

Before the game, I called her again and threw in some heavy ego statements. Told her that Manchester United would send its noisy neighbours back to relegation LoL.

I didn't call her after the game. Off course, Man U lost woefully. They put in a very dismal performance. I missed some of her calls (deliberately). Only for me to come online and see trolling messages .

I just left her there for now. Make I branch one joint take one bottle.

Guy, I'm giving you 1 month to wife that girl or else... ??

A wise is enough for the word!!

If you don't gerrit then forget abourreet

Senomii:
Na rare correct babe wey you get

No be all these brainless, zeeworld watching, zee music dancing, keeping up with the fvckin kardashians and basketball olosho wives watching, dstv remote hiding, agents of satan

Hahahahahaha... This your comments just made me laff incongruously


Sounds like you're talking from experience

All these people asking about how she's going to feed herself bla bla bla .. if she was given a leave in her company then she would get paid.

And she's supposed to be given at least 6months anything short of that means the company has provision for creche internally should Incase the nursing mother is expected to resume work.

What's Kanayo O. Kanayo doing inside the church

TkhGuy:
I will advice you to go back to your village if you are looking for a girl to marry, look for the one that doesn't have social network handle,

Look for the one that doesn't have flashy expensive phone,

Look for the one that will listen to your advice & ready to implement it,

I traveled home to get a girl to get laid to, I got two, one have social media handles, she can't cook, she can't take of her environment, & worst she is rude and arrogant, she is beautiful but no character

The other one have phone, not smartphone, she doesn't have social network handle, she is so respectful, cooks and she is beautiful, lastly I broke il into tears when she told me she is still a virgin, the night were kissing for hours, I thought her how to kiss, & this time there is a lot we are learning together.

I guess you already know my choice,

Our wedding will be coming up by October 2022,

Don't force yourself on any girl, don't knee to propose to any girl in public, follow my instructions & get the best that will stick with you,

Where's the "Queen's" picture or ahdonbileveet

helinues:
And what should we do about this!

Fry pap?

Moral
You can eat your cake and have it if only you are ready and willing to go back to your vomit!

Prayfortheworld:
And who dy sell two wraps of eba and one meat for you 300

Lol... E shock you abi?

A wrap of Eba for all those roadside food sellers na N100 while a piece of meat is 50 or 100 naira

tito44:
Useless thing. Soo useless to Nigerians.

May every Buhari in our lives depart before the end of this new week IJN, Amen

You forgot to add.. "... And never return" because if the Buhari in our lives should leave and return just like the present one does of what use would the leaving be in the first place?

jaybenugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1415994/family-time-davido-chioma-ifeanyi-nice-time-together-london-o2-arena-show-photos-video/

A nice time is all she gets after all who cares anyway??

Meanwhile he should have called his dad on stage for a birthday song

Prayfortheworld:
Believe me the can't each such the whole year

Of course not, they can switch to the following just to have a change of diet!!

Bread N200 + Akara N100
OR
2 wraps of Eba + 1 meat
OR
Rice + beans N200 + Spag N50 & 1 meat
OR
Moi Moi N100 + Garri N100 + Pure water & Sugar N100
OR
Garri N150 + Sugar N50 + Groundnut N50 + Pure water N50
OR
Beans N150 + boiled/fried/roasted Yam or potatoes 150

By the time they go round this menu all over again the will prolly be saying "Happy New Year"!

Prayfortheworld:
Wetin you go use 300 buy that will sustain you the whole day

Bro B+B = Bread 150 + Beans N150..

No jokes, people live on that daily... What they do is, they wait till about 2 or 3pm to eat so that it can take them till the next day

Wordson:
guy ur meme funny die...
I don laugh laugh, till I no get strength to continue laughing

I swear the guy is a clown!!! ..LWKMD!!!



WoMan U fans would be like, ehen naw.. is the blood not red??

NwaAmaikpe:




Things are relatively affordable in Kebbi State.
I know someone who paid 700naira for TDB sex with a married woman in Bin Yauri.

But, if the cost of living is so cheap, why would they rather flood the South where the cost of living is so expensive just to be a nuisance.

@thebolded.. one would think that the currency we use over here in the South is higher than what they use up North

Backlaw406:
You dey mind those people, they don't know the suffering most Nigerians are enduring, even if most people get #400 per day to spend, they go sope.

Only few people are enjoying out of the multitude in this shit hole corntree

No need to blame some people, you know say some people dey wey be say na only for movie, news or documentary dem dey see say areas wey dem call slump dey this world.

The guy talking about spending 1k a day should ask himself why some people even go as far as begging for N50 just to feed

Prayfortheworld:
Even if you're eating with 1000 Naira everyday it won't feed you for 3 years man

Normally na because we no dy calculate some of our expenses.. you go see that even person wey dy poor Dy spend more than that a year if we dy calculate all our expenses

May we never be poor in this life

How many Nigerians spend 1k daily

An average Nigerian just need his N300 for B + B on a daily and he's good to go for the whole day

And maybe a bottle of chilled bottled not the pet bottle or plastic mineral as it's commonly called that's if you want to enjoy the good life, making it N400

Prayfortheworld:
749k go feed you for 3 years?

Even if you're eating with 1000 Naira everyday it won't feed you for 3 years man

Normally na because we no dy calculate some of our expenses.. you go see that even person wey dy poor Dy spend more than that a year if we dy calculate all our expenses

May we never be poor in this life

How many Nigerians spend 1k daily

An average Nigerian just need his N300 for B + B on a daily and he's good to go for the whole day

And maybe a bottle of chilled bottled not the pet bottle or plastic mineral as it's commonly called that's if you want to enjoy the good life, making it N400

That's the reality of every human;
No body is:

Too young to die!
Too old to die!!
Too handsome to die!!
Too beautiful to die!!!
Too ugly to die!!!
Too rich to die!!!!
Too poor to die!!!
Too educated to die!!!!!
Too uneducated to die!!!!!

RIP to the dead!!

NwaAmaikpe:




Do not shortchange yourself with this premarital sex nonsense.

Conji kills.
Have sex responsibly or just masturbate.

Excessive semen retention can make your scrotal sac so heavy and once the spring suspending the sac snaps because it's hydraulic release has not been serviced by frequent ejaculation....all hell will be let loose, sperm will flow into your artery and mix with oxygenated blood and get circulated round your body.

Sometimes the sperm gets to your lungs and even your ears, nostrils, your brain or it becomes the pus in the acne, boils and pimples on your skin.

Well, this is what my mom told me, that's why till this day, I always lick my catarrh just to taste it and be sure that it is not sperm coming out of my nostrils.

So what are you saying

Prosperous111:
First stage of islamisazation

Second stage loading....

voyin1:
Genevieve Nnaji has shown off slim banging body via a video she shared on her Instastory.

41-year-old Actress Genevieve Nnaji Wows Fans As She Shows Off Her Toned ‘Ageless’ Body.

Words and Opposite

Genevieve and Tonto
Davido and Wizkid
Buhari and Goodluck
Putin and Zenesky

Poo-thing again

If you don't have any news why don't you STFU instead of bringing this trash here

This Poo-thing again

Mercychen:
What do you recommend for this skin blemish? .

Advice, please.

Hypo go wypo!!!

MyVILLAGEpeople:
The NL meme guy. You have got a perfect meme for every thread here.

Yeah.. I think he deserves an award from the mods

WowSweetGuy:
that one na small thing na...with wireless everywhere

You dey mind me ni

WowSweetGuy:
inbuilt microphone

Seeing is believing jare

Well... Except you are just guessing

chatinent:
One word: Failed.

That's our own mobile fuel station

VeeVeeMyLuv:
they will be shouting at each other instead of talking!

That is why from their last meeting we heard something like "you are lying to yourself!"

So what's now the advantage of the table length?