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blazingblender:
How many house this dude wan get abeg ??
I thought he just packed into his house last year
Plus the one his father dashed him

You mean how many "Dream house" abi?

No mind the guy, him no know say him dey put hustling youths for Naija under pressure

Mandate or Manhood

Grare:

Those ones as well ....Like for this, share for that

Lol... ... Oya go and add it to your post and reference me

Solofresh2:
There is something bothering me about my kind hearted and soft behavior and I am not happy with it.

Some people have taken of me for this and I noticed that people don't deserve my soft love for humanity but would rather take advantage of it.

Please how can I help it

Guy, if you want to get married, have kids and build a good and strong family with values and virtues then you have to balance your soft heartedness with a hard one sometimes at least make it 50/50. Don't be too soft and don't be too hard! That's the only way you can be a good husband, dad, brother, friend who is of high value and worth. As a man,you must be firm in some situations,if it's a Yes, then it is a Yes,if it's a No, you stand by it!
As for your conscience,you have to train it to walk according to your subconscious mind!


Also, permit me to add that you cannot make money nor leave a good life with a soft heart...It takes courage, firmness and will to make money Well just said that though maybe someone who knows better can shed more light on this

Nice caption OP!

He really "bagged" it , what an achievement to him and his friends and family if he's got any

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@Grare you also forgot to mention the LIKES and SHARES SEEKERS CREW

MathewOG:
LIKE for BENZEMA


SHARE for LEWANDOSKI

Abeg getat

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

Very good, intelligent and brilliant observations cum write up!

But, you have to go back and edit the post to spice it up with examples of each crew. Forget, we dey VAWULENCE CREW gat your back for real!

I REP THE OBSERVERS All Day Everyday Twice on a Thursday

siofra:

Siofra abeg tell Adanne to getat!

You too follow her

Make no even gree us recognize some of them sef

.

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Check my siggy if you're in need of a job

Guys if a PORTABLE can make it, you can to and you will surely!!!!


Just keep grinding, pushing, believing

And with your hands on the plough it shall surely Zeh for us all one day

Vinnie2000:
After Marriage, there are some stuffs the Society/culture expect you to Abandon!

Personally, Don't think i can abandon some Lifestyles!.

Mine is.

1. Going to Viewing centre at night to watch UCL matches. (The crazy banters and Gbasgbos is Epic )
2. Going to the Buka to eat Banga rice and Assorted meat!.
3. Staying up@nights to watch Sound city and MTV Base.

WHAT'S YOURS?

Help move to frontpage. Thanks!

4. Phvcking, Sucking, Squeezing and General Knacking!

SocialJustice:
Your head dey the real living.

SocialJustice:
Finally, special somboris too many. Sometimes, 2 dey enter person life at once.

E fit be 3 sef so that all of them go take their respective positions like:

1. Special
2. More Special
3. Most Special

pocohantas:
I like to think there is no right and wrong to this question. I might be wrong though.

A job well done in time is the way to go in this time and age!

By the way, who still attend interviews these days?

SocialJustice:
There is no special somebody for anyone. It boils down to individual decision to stay. There is also no sure path to happy marriage. Waiting until you're in your 40s to marry guarantees nothing. The most important thing is to have money so the relationship doesn't suffer financial stress, the rest boils down to commitment.

I agree with you completely on the bolded because when that so called "special somebody" kicks the bucket, another "special somebody" takes over sometimes almost immediately... Apart from death, someone you find to be special in the morning might not be special in the afternoon and/or night...which might lead to break up...
Little wonder why some people both men and women would end up having over 4 "special ones" before their death

Benevee:

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OP how this one take be power bike abeg�

This is power vespa

Jmichael1:
he was cuming from kenya to nigeria....

Cuming... Hmmm

I'm more concerned about where he was going to or coming from

How did she marry the wrong person with all the anointing that the devil had to marry her himself.. chai

benjackugo:
A young pastor identified as Nathaniel D. Caleb is set to wed his fiancée in Edo state, IGBERETV reports.

Taking to his Facebook handle, he shared the photos of himself and his bride-to-be with their wedding invitation.

He wrote;



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OP help us quench our curiousity by telling us their age abeg

horke:
I don't get d message stuff

My line is 07030211592

Email dylove4sure@gmail.com

Check your whatsapp

horke:
Good day

I stays in osogbo, osun state, I happen to be a graduate of civil engineering but not practising for years now, things get harder each year. But I have some hand works (bricklaying and tailoring) that has just been keeping me surviving.

Early this year a friend advised me to look for office and cleaning job around.

Presently I have been in Lagos for a week now staying with a brother trying to get on searching for a job.

I was called for an interview at Newedge finance company as a collection officer, done with the interview but the salary is so so sucks.... (35k to 4ok) monthly,

now am thinking of returning back home if I can actually set up a fashion designing shop. Confused

Your candid advices please nairalanders!!!!!

Chat me up on WhatsApp... I have something for you
070 1252 .... Send me a PM for the complete number if you are ready to work here in Lagos. You can thank me later!!

zeenaman:
What's the definition of a well-paying job in Nigeria? What range of salary can be regarded as well-paying?

Well paying jobs in Nigeria are:

1 Politics
2 More politics
3 More and more politics

This is no longer news in Nigeria because it's like saying rain fell in Nigeria

The whole world is on fire... No wonder there's so much heat these days!!!

Nigerian Legislators from time immemorial are always efficient in doing the right thing at the wrong time or the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Well...I'm not doubting but She should go back and ask God specially for the year .. because from what I'm seeing in 2023, I'm afraid no Wo...in the man o... Hmmmm

obembet:
I was surprised when My Neighbor show me the result her daughter got from the school yesterday.

How can a girl that normal go to school around 8:30-9am got A for punctually. The funniest part of it is that the teacher give the girl A in all area but still in 19th position out of 25 pupils

RATING GRADE:
50-74 is C but the teacher Wrote A in all

Please what your advice?

Imagine the headmistress comment lol.... What more effort can she possibly put and even if she does, what score could be better than the one she currently has?.. or maybe a 100%in all subjects.. SMH