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Health / Re: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by JayPeeOham: 2:18pm On Feb 02
HelpfulBro:
nor be lie so for me to have proof my head need to tear abi?

Apart from those small dots for your finger grin, show me wetin do your legs??
Crime / Re: My Experience At LASU NIMC Center by JayPeeOham: 2:17pm On Feb 02
Yorubafonja:


Why didn't you do it when it was less stressful to register for nin or name correction
? Face the music and stop disturbing us

Oga wetin my comment dey find for here as quoting me clearly wasn't needed considering your comment has absolutely nothing to do with me
Crime / Re: My Experience At LASU NIMC Center by JayPeeOham: 1:32pm On Feb 02
formular2002:
I really feel sorry for your experience.
But I do have a question to ask. NIMC had been in operation since 2012. Many of us did not visit them to enrol. Infact, there were times they had to start going from shops to shops and markets to canvass.
I also believe for the 4/5 years you stayed on campus, you could have got it done. We don't need to wait till we need vital documents before running to do them. We all caused this mayhem.
Now, if you have the funds, go and do International passport and don't wait till you are having travelling opportunities and you will be rushing. Same as regularizing birth certificates, applying for driving license even before you buy a car and many other stuffs.
Those guys you mentioned are just taking advantage of our passiveness to their own advantage.
I got my NIN in 2012 and the centers were practically empty at the time
I can understand that of NIN because I also got mine in 2016 but for other documents like drivers' license and international passport.

Won't you end up renewing unused documents like international passport and drivers license after expiration?

So what's the point?

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Science/Technology / Re: Moon Is Shrinking, And Researchers Reveal Reasons by JayPeeOham: 12:49pm On Feb 02
That reminds me...

When was even the last time I looked onto the sky at night sef talk more of seeing moon šŸŒš
Family / Re: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by JayPeeOham: 12:47pm On Feb 02
stunnert:
She's so dumb to post this online. Imagine her family and her husband's family seeing this shiii online


You don't know how lucky you are if none of your family members come online to embarrass their selves, you and your ancestors

Omor I lucky ddddiiiiieeeeee!!!

My wife no kukuma get time for any social media lifestyle !

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Family / Re: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by JayPeeOham: 12:44pm On Feb 02
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Health / Re: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by JayPeeOham: 7:49am On Feb 02
WhereMyLoud:
What are we actually looking at in the pictures? Guy police never handle you. If i tell you my own you go mobilize to go burn the station. šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬. Stupid set of retards. I spit on them too

But truly the olopa no do the guy anything jare!

Him just dey show us hairy legsšŸ¦µ like say some of the hair no complete again for him leg as the police dem "rough-handle" am

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Phones / Re: Tiktok Bans ā€˜legging Legsā€™ Trend Amid Concerns Over Body Image by JayPeeOham: 7:41am On Feb 02
Legging legs šŸ¦µ grin ; cheesy

Injust can not stop laughing!!


Hahahaha
Business / Re: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by JayPeeOham: 8:21pm On Feb 01
Let somebody shout hallelujah!!! cheesy
Travel / Re: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by JayPeeOham: 5:27pm On Feb 01
Raydave:
Someone is earning 150k, wearing suit and going to work from Ketu to VI every morning.

Is that life?

N2,200
Aboru to Apapa

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Travel / Re: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by JayPeeOham: 5:15pm On Feb 01
True!

Make person no deceive you!

Someone once said 80% of those of us who are still in Nigeria are here because we haven't gotten the means to leave.

If you say na lie, make government just do mistake announce say tomorrow free flight dey to any country of your choice, just go to any international airport close to you with or without passport, just go with your NIN or BVN then you go see wonders! grin

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Romance / Re: Pictures From The Wedding Event Of Nigeria Man That Married 3 Wives (see Photo) by JayPeeOham: 11:43am On Feb 01
God1000:
He must be a big farmer, no salary earner will try such thing in this economy.

Can he feed all of them and train their unborn kids as well?

Oyibo is thinking of how to invent something new that will help humanity but blackman is always doing the opposite.

Without humanity the oyinbo's inventiwill be useless!

That is where black man comes in, we bringing humanity to the table!! cheesy grin shocked
Business / Re: CBN Imposes Limit On Banksā€™ Foreign Currency Exposure by JayPeeOham: 6:05am On Feb 01
ogawisdom:
Floating naira was a terrible decision at this point in time.

In a sane clime everyone will be on the street demanding a reversal.

But in Nigeria everyone will be playing with fire

...@the bolded, and they would be forming prayer warriors and saying "it shall favor me and my family".

The earlier we hit the streets the better for us and our future generations!

If this year ends without a revolution then Nigeria then we are the cause of our own problem!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Very Big Bat Seen At A Compound, Sparks Fears (Pix, Video) by JayPeeOham: 5:57am On Feb 01
gaby:
I thought BAT was chilling in France.

BAT has fallen like the Naira because of its his bad flyingmatics! grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Very Big Bat Seen At A Compound, Sparks Fears (Pix, Video) by JayPeeOham: 5:55am On Feb 01
chubinwa:
I thought BAT is still on private vacation

The BAT has landed!
Nairaland / General / Re: Very Big Bat Seen At A Compound, Sparks Fears (Pix, Video) by JayPeeOham: 5:54am On Feb 01
BAT of Nigeria!

The BAT has landed grin
Romance / Re: Straight Talk: Just For Women : Advice Men On Anything by JayPeeOham: 5:30am On Feb 01
Silentgroper:
you've not been informed... What do you think *care" means in a female's context...

Huh? You say??
Celebrities / Re: Judy Austin: You See This Lady Here, I Don't Joke With Her - Yul Edochie by JayPeeOham: 1:20pm On Jan 31
Finally, It has now been officially confirmed that:

Dem don use Yul Edochie!!

So pe otilor!

The juju strong wella
Sports / Re: South Africa Did Ronaldo Celebration To Mock Morocco For Knocking Out Portugal by JayPeeOham: 1:10pm On Jan 31
What's the difference between GuinešŸ‡¬šŸ‡³ Flag and MališŸ‡²šŸ‡± flag?

That's my headache right now

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Crime / Re: Stalker Stabs Girl To Death In Her Bed As He Is Triggered By Her Instagram Post by JayPeeOham: 1:04pm On Jan 31
Tallesty1:
I saw a post on Twitter that said clingy people are always calling because you are the only thing in their head aside from their work and family.

Dude, that is scary.

I think it is one of the reasons people contemplate self-harm when a relationship fails. I was with someone like that once, and I took my time to help her build a happy, fun-filled life without me in it.

You are my love, my happiness, my joy giver... babe, calm down, I am just your boyfriend

@the bolded hope it is safe to say same to your husband/wife?
Sports / Re: AFCON 2024 Quarter Final Teams and Pairings by JayPeeOham: 1:00pm On Jan 31
AFCON 2023 QUATER FINALS

The round of the average teams, Nigeria inclusive!!!
Romance / Re: Straight Talk: Just For Women : Advice Men On Anything by JayPeeOham: 12:58pm On Jan 31
triple996:
it wont pass money grin

1 give her money
2 she needs money
3 show her love with money
4 take care of her with money
5 dont argue with her about money
6 love her more than ur own mother with your money
7 give her more money grin grin
Romance / Re: Straight Talk: Just For Women : Advice Men On Anything by JayPeeOham: 12:53pm On Jan 31
EreluRoz:
Give your women ATTENTION and CARE else she'll slip away. If you can't offer this two then leave women alone.

Attention + Care

You mean MONEY does not matter in the equation?...wonderful!

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Romance / Re: Straight Talk: Just For Men : Advice Women On Anything by JayPeeOham: 12:50pm On Jan 31
Dear Nigerian girls,

Every woman must not answer Mrs in her lifetime, stop being desperate!

If you are looking for a guy with financial stability, make sure you are already stable financially or on your way at least.

Respect women who were and are still there with their men from scratch all the way up because you will and can never know what it takes to build a man to financial stability.

When your man is angry sometimes all he wants to hear is "I am sorry" instead of trying to proof a point thereby making the man feel you are challenging his position in the process.

Submission is not for the weak at heart!
Forget all the shout and baritone voice. Inside that ego and pride lies a baby waiting to be pampered.

Even if the man is a giant, he has a soft spot a.k.a. Moomoo button which needs to be discovered, find it!

Lastly, No woman is ugly, it's just how you carry and package yourself that matters, upgrade!

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Politics / Re: Crowd Hails Peter Obi As He Visits Jos, Plateau State Unannounced by JayPeeOham: 7:26am On Jan 31
Currently, we have two types of people in Nigeria- The Sane and The Insane and these people have their Presidents.

The Sane: Peter Obi

The Insane: Tinubu

Peter Obi is the only President in the history of Nigeria that even after an election, still stayed back to govern along side the one that was declared winner by INEC and Yakoob.

One would think that, we are still in the campaign season, but alas, personality speaks louder than position!
Family / Re: Don't Let Your Daughter Be Too Close To Their Pastor- Journalist Advises Mothers by JayPeeOham: 7:09am On Jan 31
Zonefree:
Why pastor specifically?

Are they supposed to be too close to their Plumber or electrician?



When nau!

Apart from their Pastor, they can be close to every other man that comes their way! cheesy
Science/Technology / Re: Japanese Scientists Record Plants "Talking" To Each Other by JayPeeOham: 7:00am On Jan 31
Normal stuff for Benin since 18BC

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Butcher Man In Imo For Complaining About Cattle On His Farm by JayPeeOham: 6:27am On Jan 31
Salewa97:


Itā€™s not being done because no president have had the balls to actually do it.

My stance is not rigid on this topic. Non-state actors can continue to use any local means to quench these menace as theyā€™ve always done. I am not against it at this juncture.

But I just think for this to end to a favorable level, the president need to grow some balls and declare once and for all what need to be done.

ā€”If OBJ fail to do it because he thinks the North made him
ā€”Yarā€™adua because he did not live long
ā€”Jonathan because he is a weakling
ā€”Buhari because it is his people
ā€”Tinubu have no reason not to do this because he is strong and has less tag of ā€œthey made meā€. We are watching what Tinubu will do.


Tinubu needs them for his second term!

So, he ain't doing nothing !...at least for now
Family / Re: 300 Divorces, Widows Get Married At Mass Weddings Sponsored By Kebbi State by JayPeeOham: 6:14pm On Jan 30
Gadafii:
a man who depends on Govt to marry for him is a weak man

Modified

I see that I am being quoted and attacked by some kolo people šŸ¤§šŸ˜‚šŸ¤§

Itā€™s unfortunate that in a region with the highest level of out of school children, illiteracy and poverty, mass wedding is what the govt deem important, instead of investing in human capital and other reflective ventures that will meaningfully improve their lifestyle and well being

After conducting mass wedding for them, are you going to be giving them monthly stipends to run their home, for how long and from which account, tax payers money from other regions

The money spent conducting these wedding could have been used to equip this individuals with vocational training, crafts, trades etc but nooo these people are more interested in procreation than anything else even if they canā€™t take care of their children

You forgot to add...Tueh!!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Nabeeha's family, Condoles With Folashade Ariyo (Photos) by JayPeeOham: 5:50pm On Jan 30
SeeWahala:
Our able and capable president himself.

Oya, let the emilokan agbad0rians invade this thread to yarn okpata in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . grin

...Action!!!! grin

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Sports / Re: Has Anyone Notice This In The Super Eagles Style Of Play??? by JayPeeOham: 5:09pm On Jan 30
MayowaTallguy:
Hey do you guys notice paseiro operates the field just like Jose mounriho?
They all fall back leaving only osimehn incase of a
counter even when they are winning this is why the goal difference just 1 not forgetting the round of 16 second goal is through the same tactics and based on counter.
No team in Africa might be able to handle this kinda formation.
It's safe to say congratulations in advance to the Super eagles of Nigeria.
Paseiro is really cooking, give him his flowers Nigerians.


Who be this Peseiro agent?

You sound like you've been hypnotized by Jose Dos Santos Peseiro
Health / Re: Men Have You Ever Been In The Labour Room? by JayPeeOham: 4:13pm On Jan 30
Acidosis:


And what happens if you never get to see her in the "labour" room? You won't respect your wife?

Some went to the theatre not "labour" room. Others get done with delivery before they even make it to the clinic. Some went to the labour room and came out like nothing happened. Others are TTC, (in fact these ones have seen hell), etc.

Respect your woman for what she represents in your life. Do not wait until you see her in pains.
Exactry!!

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