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SweetOlive:
This gurl is mean. WTH! See the rough looking boy too

His appearance shocked me too, but if they are saying the truth, he's actually a decent fellow.

Let's not judge the book by its cover.

Except to people in denial, it's pretty obvious that the girl was sacrificed.

It also begs the question as to why the all powerful God couldn't make a goat or sheep come out of the front door (since as you claim, he did not approve of human sacrifice {apart from his son apparently }).

CastedDude:
when they say love is crazy.....d girl is MADLY in love with her kidnapper...doesn't make any sense at all

Stockholm syndrome

Janeyinspires:
So what's ur own experience soooo far?

Ah it's a long story.

It's mostly fun as long as you don't take things to heart that much. There are all sorts of characters here.

I consider myself a student of life foremost and I've been able to accurately assess some characters here. In one case I was painfully proven right and I felt really bad about it. He suffers from a disorder. There are many like that here. Then there are some that are marvelously crazy. There are many scammers here too as is to be expected.

There aren't that many brains here, but there are some.

NL is a good resource if you know what you're doing.

This is silly.

Olajumoke got rewarded for looking like a model. She got modelling contracts for that.

Do you reward a scholar with modelling contracts? Freeze should sell some of his watches and sponsor the boy to Harvard if he cares to and others will follow suit.

Arrant nonsense!

Janeyinspires:
It's been cool so far.Just trying to be regular here..tnx.

Alright then. Enjoy your stay.

gyard782:
Why would a creator create a universe of laws and consistent properties when he could instead create a universe that was without laws and always favored humanity and/or life? If he did this, then humanity wouldn't have problems and wouldn't have to struggle to survive.

Easy enough. It did create a Universe favorable to man but then Adam listened to Eve who had been deceived by a talking snake and so the whole divine plan by the omnipotent and omniscient being failed.

I don't know why you guys don't get that.

Creamish, I'd buy you dinner if I could. You're awesome.



Mods, please explain how the OP can violate rule 21 (please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.) and still make front-page.

After this, there's no justification for banning anyone on NL ever again.

Copying and pasting a person's argument without citation

musKeeto:
Jayriginal, if an online forum specially dedicated for legal issues is required, I can offer my services.

Thats nice to hear. I will bear that in mind cos I have some ideas baking. Let me think a while and I will get back to you.

Janeyinspires:
Hello jayriginal

Hiya

How's your NL experience so far?

A huge crowd doesnt mean a protest.

Dare has the strongest resemblance

Deboye is next.

Favolly:
Peruse this thread veeeery well

Its not necessary. The very definition of atheism excludes such beliefs.

Favolly:
Awon science atheists sef dey believe in witches and wizards too? Lmao!


What happened to logic biko? We no dey apply that one for this matter abi?


Omashe o!


*Strolls away

No atheist holds such a ridiculous belief.

Awesome. Someone steals my thread and isn't shut down. Instead he is rewarded with a front page slot.

https://www.nairaland.com/2940532/native-doctor-kills-two-brothers

Mods well done oh.

A NATIVE doctor in Kogi State has butchered his own customers and close acquaintances for years. Mallam Ibrahim Muhammed Dabasabe, who also claimed to be a Muslim cleric, discreetly murdered two brothers, Tanko Abubakar and Muhammed Kudu Abubakar, who both came for spiritual guidance. The two brothers from Niger State were killed by their host and their bodies buried behind Dabasabe compound.

They had visited based on their familiarity with the herbalist when he lived in their family house in Bida some years back. Though not the first time the brothers would be visiting, they had come to complain that the last consultation, which was a charm to make someone impervious to bullets and gunshots, had failed.

But they met their death after Dabasabe gave them poison, which he told the brothers would make the bulletproof charm effective. The concoction had an immediate effect on the brothers, who began to writhe in pain. When death delayed in coming, the native doctor hastened it by using a pestle to smash their skull after which he buried them in his compound.

Confessing to the murder, Dabasabe said he was confused on what next to do after collecting huge sums of money for the native bulletproof protection. “So, I decided to poison the two and used pestle to break their heads when the poison did not kill them instantly.”


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/02/native-doctor-kills-two-brothers-seeking-bullet-proof-protection/

This thread is chock full of holier than thou morons.

There is nothing wrong with the picture. The kid is not indecently dressed.

*fucking* ignorant hypocrites.

Nonsense and ingredients.

NigerianSHA:



The worst thing is she's ugly and I mean very ugly that's the most irritating part

She's not that ugly. She's quite local though but when she's made up, she photographs well. I think this media exposure will be her downfall. Every idiot* is hopping the train.

I wish her well sincerely but I see her fading into oblivion pretty soon. I hope I'm wrong sincerely.

Reyginus:
Lolol. I thought of asking Muskeeto if I can use a broom but had to throw away the evil idea. I prefer only fluids and hovercrafts prefer waters and rocks. What do I do now? Should I cry?

The hovercraft is just a suggestion.

Reyginus:
It's my handicap. Shouldn't I be asking for the desert to be watered?

No, you should be asking for an all terrain vehicle. Possibly some sort of hovercraft.

Reyginus:
That's smart of you. Do you know how to use a boat on the desert?

That would be a handicap won't it?

Hello Janeyinspires

Reyginus:
How do you handle the waves?

Different sea, different waves. Some are easier than others to navigate.

This is a common sight na

Reyginus:
What floats your boat?

Depends. Mostly on the sea.

Reyginus:
I won't Bro. Are you okay with that?

Whatever floats your boat.

You're the one asking questions not me.

Reyginus:
Yes.

Go back and read until you get it. It's simple enough.

KingEbukasBlog:
I dey lie ? Its been successful so far and more positive results are expected so its auspicious

We currently have an idea of what Jesus looked like when he was on earth not not the white-looking-hair-flowing one he was purported to be

You mean not the "white-looking-hair-flowing one" you believed him to be.

For years you people have been told that Jesus couldn't possibly look like that being an Arab (common sense really). You where even pointed in the direction of Cesar Borgia (if I remember the name exactly).

Now you want to claim science for the face of Jesus so you can say science proves Jesus, but reject science when it goes against your beliefs.

I've read everything you have said here Ebuka and it basically amounts to a man sticking his fingers in his ears and repeating himself ad nauseam.

Reyginus:
I know. What does the joke say?

Really?

Here's how it works. From lifehacker.com




There's no shortage of lockscreens for Android, but Picture Password Lockscreen (inspired by a similar feature in Windows may be one to end them all. The app replaces the traditional pattern or swipe-to-unlock screen with a static image, and requires you to draw symbols on a background image that you select in order to unlock your phone. You set the pattern, and only you know how to draw the symbols correctly.

The beauty of Picture Password is that it asks you to draw a dot, a line, and a circle anywhere on a background image before the phone will unlock. When you walk through the setup wizard, you draw those symbols anywhere on the screen you want, and the only way to unlock the phone is to draw them the way you did when you set up the phone. Even if someone watched you do it, they'd have a hard time duplicating the pattern, and there are no on-screen clues to help a stranger or thief unlock your device.

When you set up the app, you have the option to enter a backup PIN and set how many retries you get before you're prompted for it. We strongly recommend you do so, just in case. When I tested the app, it was a little quirky on my Droid Bionic, but it eventually worked smoothly. The video above from XDA-Developer TV shows you how the app works (skip forward to the 2 minute mark to see it in action,) and the app is completely free at Google Play and adds a great layer of security to your phone. If you like the app, there's a "Plus Key" for $4 that adds the time to the lock screen, the ability to start the app on boot, and a few other features.

Saluman:
Non-christian chatbox?

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

Good one.