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Politics / Re: Lockdown: Sowore Launches Pots Pan Protest (PPP) Against Buhari (Photo) by Jaysas1(m): 1:27pm On Apr 23, 2020
Let me hear anyone in my compound making dat noise....den wait for me
EBMedia:
Lockdown Extension: #RevolutionNow - Again!!! Sowore Announces Nationwide Protest Against Buhari's Govt (Photo)

After rumours of plans by the government to extend the Covid-19 lockdown in the country by another 14 days, RevolutionNow activist and Sahara Reporters Publisher, Omoyele Sowore has annonced a Nationwide Sit-At-Home protest against the move to extend the lockdown, IgbereTV reports



https://mobile.twitter.com/YeleSowore/status/1253211689895501824
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Tips To Make Your CV Standout And Grab Employers Attention In 2020 by Jaysas1(m): 11:07am On Apr 21, 2020
Dis article should cum next year.....dis year is gone already.....abi are u nt on dis planet....u want to compete with CORO?
PatrickOkunima:

https://patrickokunima.com/5-tips-to-make-your-cv-standout-and-grab-employers-attention-in-2020/
Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by Jaysas1(m): 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2020
Try it again wen u get to 400level....
Den u can cum tell us ...
TalkTalkTwins:
Hello guys,

Good day everyone!

I just have a little problem, though it is not a problem except that I like my hair grown... haha!
Okay, whenever I let my hair grow to a particular stage, I fall sick. I mean, seriously sick that I can't stand up or walk.

I noticed it first in my 100L in school, since that was the first time I was opportune to let my hair grow so well. The sickness came midnight, and in the morning I rushed to get a cut and got fine without any medication.

The second time, I was in 200L. I got sick and called my mum to tell her I was going to return home for treatment, my hair was grown and I knew she'd complain about it and visited the barber first.

When I reached home same day, no medications, no treatments at all, I became very fine.

In my third year again, I let my hair grow. It was giving me signs that I'd soon get sick, and I ignored it. It came again midnight, and I couldn't sleep. Fever, headaches, stomach pains, legs were aching and I could barely see.

In the morning I rushed to the barber's shop, as early as 6 o'clock. I didn't even let him carve my hair... haha!

He just barbed me, I rushed home and fell on my bed. I didn't lock the doors, no bathing, nothing.
When I woke up, the sickness was mysteriously gone.

Now I'm confused because this is so abnormal.
I have only heard of people who had dreadlocks, and would get sick whenever they barb them. Why is my own so different? Worst surprise, I'm an identical twin but it doesn't happen to my brother.

Has anyone else had or heard of a similar case? What could be the solution? I have made tons of Google searches and yet no reasonable help at all.

I asked some people and they were telling me to ask my parents. my biological parents are no more around and I don't even know who else to ask...Lol
Politics / Re: 5G: Dino Melaye Says They Are Threatening Him by Jaysas1(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2020
U are MAD....who called u?....
U tink we are fools....u dis THIEF
kemzy036:
“They said 5G is bigger than Presidents of nations, they threatened me to back off” - Senitor, Dino Melaye.

See what Dino wrote;


https://mobile.twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1246788591084240897?s=19

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Crime / Re: Woman Who 'Killed Her Husband With Rat Poison' In Ebonyi, Paraded & Disgraced by Jaysas1(m): 11:21am On Mar 26, 2020
I tink ur high....so u av to fear woman before fearing God?
Oluwasaeon:
After women, fear God
Education / Re: CORONAVIRUS: LASG To Shut Down Schools by Jaysas1(m): 8:53am On Mar 19, 2020
Can't it be immediately.......y 23rd of March....pls save our kids
naptu2:

https://www.facebook.com/followlasg/photos/a.676862885668314/3006110132743566/?type=3&theater
Politics / Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by Jaysas1(m): 6:19pm On Mar 15, 2020
Dumb question
BankyGee:
Hope no life was lost? Nah dah one concern me now...
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Throws Ladies Out, 'For Trying To Use Him Anyhow' by Jaysas1(m): 7:32pm On Feb 20, 2020
Dis one just dey find fame by all means.....if u luk well Tru d mirror,u will see dat dere are pple in d room.....dis ugly guy should go & slip
Health / Re: Roadside Birth, God Is The Greatest! by Jaysas1(m): 1:46am On Jan 30, 2020
I was given birth on d road side too....
Celebrities / Re: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by Jaysas1(m): 10:23am On Jan 11, 2020
Bros is d CEO of 5star music......wat else do u wanna know
stanliwise:
Before we appreciate your so-called successful person. please what does he do for a Living?........

My appreciation wouldn't help me in anyway, As I can't learn anything from following and liking him... I don't know what he does and how he got his wealth.... I haven't learnt anything from him so far. so sorrry.
Celebrities / Re: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by Jaysas1(m): 9:50am On Jan 11, 2020
Bro leave all dis motivational speech....it won't help u.....wen u see a successful person.. appreciate him/her....
It's in dis our belong country u pple will always see somtin evil abt a successful person..... appreciate gud bro
Wiseoldman:


What has bed got to do with bad dreams...People like E-money make youths think money is all. He keeps putting up a one sided story, always smiling. You will be suprise what happens when the cameras are off...if I strap an off the shelf sleep tracker to that guy, I can bet you will have longer and better quality of sleep than him.
Celebrities / Re: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by Jaysas1(m): 9:37am On Jan 11, 2020
U can't slip on dis kind of bed & still av bad dreams........NEVA DAT
Celebrities / Re: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by Jaysas1(m): 9:06am On Jan 11, 2020
U can't slip in such a ouse & still av bad dreams......NEVA DAT
Foreign Affairs / Re: History Of Planes Brought Down By Missiles Since 1973 by Jaysas1(m): 8:26am On Jan 11, 2020
Dey should be killing demselves dere oooo....if dem carry am near here....WE....

Education / Re: Please I Need Help In Solving This Quantitative Reasoning For Primary 6 by Jaysas1(m): 10:04am On Jan 06, 2020
Mo ya look away....
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Sunday And Moyo Lawal Twerking At An Event by Jaysas1(m): 7:20pm On Dec 09, 2019
Who was dat cow (3rd pesin) dat came to join dem?
Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz Apologizes To Fans After Being Beaten By Anthony Joshua (Video) by Jaysas1(m): 1:42pm On Dec 09, 2019
Don't nid his apology.....I ain't his fan.......am still glad AJ won..

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Travel / Re: Truck, 2 Other Vehicles Catch Fire Along Ife-ibadan Expressway. VIDEO by Jaysas1(m): 1:32pm On Nov 08, 2019
One tin am nt understanding is dis everyday FIRE.....pls who av we offended....

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Jokes Etc / Re: For Fun: Share Your Favourite "HUSTLE O" Proverb by Jaysas1(m): 9:35pm On Nov 06, 2019
Hustle oo...make u no get tym to dey comment for post lyk dis..

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Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson Ranks Highest-paid Dead Celebrities For The 7th Consecutive Year by Jaysas1(m): 11:52am On Nov 01, 2019
Even in death....na waooo
And some pple are alive,Hale & hearty & so fucking broke...
It's well

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Romance / Re: How Can I Control My Sexual Urges In School Environment? by Jaysas1(m): 11:22pm On Oct 26, 2019
Ur nt broke because u've got gen,tv & recorder..... it's obvious dis ladies aren't seeing ur PRIDE...were are u hiding it...
Legionx:
You know a school environment where all the girls prefer to walk half naked in bum shorts showing their legs, thighs and leaving nothing to imagination.

I'm trying to keep my focus but it's not easy. Lots of girls say I'm handsome and too serious... Those words make me think I can get a girl without stress

But

I'm trying to achieve my goals but the sexual urge sometimes makes my head dizzy....

I'm not broke, I got a medium size gen, TV, GOtv and all that... Which is probably why the ladies are showing interest...

How can I forge ahead when all I see is ass, laps and thighs whenever I step out...

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Celebrities / Re: Victor Uwaifo: Government Should Have My Museum, Take It Over, Manage It by Jaysas1(m): 11:18pm On Oct 26, 2019
Lie kill u dere.....dis pix is a screenshot from a porn video....pls nobody should click on d link provided here.....
kiolcbd:
18+ Man Having S+X In The Toilet With His with hs cook For Higher Salaries (Video)


A 30-year Nigerian Girl, and Kanu has been caught With Boss Lady and her Video taken,
after she allegedly s*xually molested in her OFFICE in Cape Town

click here for video https://plmoknvnnbvd..com/2019/10/in-video-one-of-ladies-is-seen-trying.html

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Politics / Re: Folashade Tinubu-Ojo Welcomes Second Surrogate Baby - PM News by Jaysas1(m): 9:49am On Oct 26, 2019
"Like" if u know u had to go check for d meaning of "surrogate" after reading d post..
Business / Re: Hausa Man Refused To Sell Beans To A Woman After She Tried To Cheat Him by Jaysas1(m): 12:25pm On Oct 23, 2019
Dis woman must be d mother of OYENUSI...

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Education / Re: UNILAG Student Turns Into A Mermaid At Fagunwa Hall, Gets Arrested (Photos) by Jaysas1(m): 11:59am On Oct 23, 2019
I don't think she can Continue her studies dere....

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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Mavin's Rema Shows Off His Next Rated Artiste Award by Jaysas1(m): 2:30pm On Oct 20, 2019
Flawlessangel:


The award wasn't for kesh it was for kiss Daniel

KiSS Daniel had mass appeal that his songs were both meaningful and commercial and every song was a hit

Kesh didn't have good lyrical content despite being popular and reekado songs weren't big enough to have won
OK sir
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Escapes From Kano Zoological Gardens by Jaysas1(m): 2:29pm On Oct 20, 2019
Notatribalist:
what do your mean? Are the police not armed?or pullet non dey enter lion again?
wen u give dem a distress call...are dey nt armed? Or bullet no dey enta tiff body again?
Celebrities / Re: Frodd Visits Onitsha Market Fire Scene (Photos) by Jaysas1(m): 6:30am On Oct 20, 2019
Dis guy will not stay one place bah....because he didn't win den must he be everywhere?
Celebrities / Re: Headies: Pretty Mike Dressed Like Eyo To Award Night by Jaysas1(m): 6:27am On Oct 20, 2019
I can't even go for a burial dressed up lyk dis.....
Celebrities / Re: Headies: Mavin's Rema Shows Off His Next Rated Artiste Award by Jaysas1(m): 6:24am On Oct 20, 2019
3-5 years back....HEADIES is no longer HEADIES......it's all WAYO now.....just imagine d nominees for next rated & rema won....I ain't saying rema isn't a gud artist but ahba.......I don't know d covenant between don jazzy & d HEADIES.......same tin d oda year, d award was clearly for lil kesh & it was given to reekado banks......tank God it isn't a guarantee to make HEAVEN...

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Health / Re: Benue Man Who Snapped Pictures In Coffin Dies 24 Hours After (Photos) by Jaysas1(m): 6:18am On Oct 20, 2019
Oya .,..pre burial shower...
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Escapes From Kano Zoological Gardens by Jaysas1(m): 6:05am On Oct 20, 2019
I pity dos police officers dat were deployed dere.....I bet u if u go dere now u won't see a single police officer...I know dem......common distress call for armed robbery attack dey don't respond nt to talk of d case of a LION

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