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NYSC / Re: A Proprietress Asks Corps Member To Kneel Down In Her Office (Video, Photos) by Jayslyder: 12:55pm On Oct 24, 2023
edunaragold:
the lady don't know her right as a copper,she just obeyed as a mother to daughter.

There’s an age one would get to even one’s parents wint demand such

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Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 11:20am On Jun 06, 2023
Totally forgot I was posting this here ..

Pick up from where we let off and drop updates?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Of These Jobs Should I Go For? by Jayslyder: 10:52am On Apr 11, 2023
yankison:



Please can I replace you where you are

Lol..I will let u know when I get another one
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Of These Jobs Should I Go For? by Jayslyder: 10:34am On Apr 11, 2023
Good morning..
How did u apply for the job....and what bank. M
I currently work with one and I am looking to change institutions
Business / Re: Unknown Person Sent Me $550 Via Worldremit. Please, Is This A Scam? Photo by Jayslyder: 6:52pm On Mar 09, 2023
A banker here.
Just go to your bank and confirm the authenticity of it
Food / Re: Food: Who Would You Visit? (pic) by Jayslyder: 5:44pm On Jan 10, 2023
Stay home with my mom and sister and invite my friend
Business / Re: $1 Back To ₦‎690 At Black Market by Jayslyder: 7:49am On Nov 11, 2022
K

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Travel / Re: My Visit To Oron Crayfish Market Akwa Ibom State by Jayslyder: 2:49pm On Jul 27, 2022
All I want to know is..who's that babe with u??

Send forth her number
Romance / Re: Lady Goes Down On Her Knees As Her Man Proposed Marriage To Her (Photos, Video) by Jayslyder: 12:34pm On Jul 14, 2022
Will you be my forever??

That is what is written on behind them right??

The event planner suppose chop slap
Phones / Re: Pictures From TECNO CAMON 19 Series Launch In Lagos by Jayslyder: 2:21pm On Jun 29, 2022
oluseyiforjesus:
I still prefer my infinix note12pro

APC- Allow Peter Control
PDP- Peter D President
NNPP- Nigerian Nominate Peter for President
APGA- help me form d one

But
Remember
PVC- Peter Victory Concluded
I come in peace

Those people don see wetin lost ba??

APGA


Always Peter growth assured !!!
Crime / Re: Wife Pays Assassin N7000 To Kill Her Husband In Yola by Jayslyder: 7:03am On Jun 28, 2022
Everyone mentioned has the same surname..why?

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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Michael - Nigeria's 16 Year Old Freekick Wonder Kid by Jayslyder: 9:21am On Jun 24, 2022
Imagine celebrating a freekick like it's a penalty kick..thats how good he is

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend Or what? by Jayslyder: 7:22pm On Jun 22, 2022
How is number 3 an issue??

Please explaim
Career / Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Jayslyder: 2:03pm On May 23, 2022
So in plain words..you're saying be an hypocrite??

I am a banker and the only relative useful information here is being an extrovert and this doesn't even necessarily count cos u used the word in the wrong context..I think the word u should have used is social

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Crime / Re: I Mistakenly Credited A Customer's Account Twice by Jayslyder: 6:42pm On May 04, 2022
Flight90:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please I need your help in sorting out a transaction I did. On the 25th of April, 2022 I did a transfer to a first bank account which didn't go as a result of bad network from the bank. Later that day, I tried the transaction a second time and it was now successful.

When it was time for me to go home, I did my balancing and discovered that I was having shortage. So I did a review of my days transaction and I discovered that the initial transaction later went. Meaning that the customer got credited twice.

I called my bank to confirm the transaction and I was told that both transaction were successful. I then called the customer who now claimed that he only got credited for once.

I told him to check his app, he replied that he doesn't use an android phone. I then told him to go to his bank to get his bank statement, his reply was that he doesn't have time to go to his bank.

Please guys, how do I solve this case? Is there a way I can go to first bank to get evidence that the money is in the customers account? And is it possible for me to get a police report in other to go to first bank to get evidence?

Kindly advice as your suggestions will go a long way in solving this case.

First thing u should have done is complain to your bank so they lien the amount and he doesn't have access to it..that way u are sure ur money is secured...pleading with the customer comes later..cos the bank need a written statement for reversal
Career / Re: What Are The Requirements To Apply For A Bank Job by Jayslyder: 6:29pm On Apr 27, 2022
Paramountgift:
Pls what are the requirements to apply for a bank job.

If you graduate in theatre arts or any other unrelated course and you want to work at the bank, what course do you need to do in your postgraduate programme to qualify for a banking job, or are there any alternative training certifications needed to be able to apply for a bank job for those that need the job urgently.

It could be the position of a bank teller/ customer service, I just need your opinions


Body go tell you soon no worry
Business / Re: Do We Have Any Self-Made Company In Nigeria That Can Be Bought For $40 Billion? by Jayslyder: 5:28pm On Apr 26, 2022
DoveXlover:
Interesting!! You think it's worth 40 billion dollars?

Dangote refinery that's upcoming is worth over 18billion dollars..and this is just one of his many projects...I don't even think one man cam buy the entire group..ellon musk can try but not winter hurting his pockets
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Friend Paid N400k To Secure A Job That Pays N50k Monthly by Jayslyder: 3:14pm On Apr 21, 2022
rickpat:
that means he is going to work for nothing for 8months...I just hope he copes through that period


NIGERIA is a mean country... nobody send you...I just hope he didn't borrow the money sha...all the best to him

You're forgetting transport and other minor work related expenses
Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 6:50pm On Apr 20, 2022
theultimatep3:


Thanks. I am working on an article, just trying my hands at writing

I'd be sure to follow
Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 9:04pm On Apr 19, 2022
theultimatep3:


All
I'd try my best to pace myself on my next update..
Your input is appreciated
Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2022
theultimatep3:



Sorry, I don't know why, maybe it's how I read, but I think the tone of ur narration is to fast.

Overall or just these last updates?
Religion / Re: Undergraduate, Suel Ambrose Slumps, Dies Acting Jesus Crucifixion Drama by Jayslyder: 2:43pm On Apr 18, 2022
PALAPALA02:
How do the parents feel now?

Who’s to be blamed now?

I
Heard his mum slumped and died too after she heard
Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by Jayslyder: 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2022
subsidywise18:


An underaged child cannot give consent, regardless of sex.

Good afternoon

U never said regardless of sex.u said "her partner "..insinuating she's the victim here..where as the boy is also a victim .

Good afternoon too
Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by Jayslyder: 1:16pm On Apr 18, 2022
subsidywise18:


I don't know the law here, and as I put it up earlier on this thread, in some jurisdictions, there are specific laws that protect minors from being prosecuted if two of them have sex willingly and are under the age of consent. (that applies to the US, and in some states, not all).

At the end of the day, however, I'm going to err on the side of caution (and yes, I mean err)..and assume that a ten year old cannot give consent, even if her partner is also ten. Lawyers in the house should be able to give a better view.

But the main koko here is the fact that the school failed in its duty of in loco parentis big time.


U were making sense until u wrote" her partner "..please she was not someone's partner who happens to be underage...if you're gonna give an opinion be objective at the very lead..it is sad no one give a damn about the male child

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Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by Jayslyder: 12:55pm On Apr 18, 2022
Joezinho:


Ever heard of statustory rape? Sexual relations involving someone below the age of consent?

My own shock is why the school left the girl and boys in the same hotel room with no adult to watch over them..

So does this apply when both party are below age of consent??cos the boy is too..

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Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by Jayslyder: 12:52pm On Apr 18, 2022
For those of us that watched the video know she was nt raped.. I mean she was riding the guy.. and yes she can't give consent cos she is underage..but the boys can't either..they age under age too..before anyone starts shouting rape..please have first hand knowledge of what rape is...so many people are playing victim these days

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Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 9:19pm On Apr 17, 2022
THE ARRIVAL 2

Weekend came like any other day, unlike any other day I was actually looking forward to it..Dad and mom had left for the airport few minutes ago as Lillian's flight would be touching down 3 hours from now.Getting accustomed to Lagos traffic they knew better to leave early..
I went about my day looking for a creative way to kill time,as if on cue i got a text from Alex asking me to come over to their flat cause he had something to show me...at the very least I was going to eat before heading over,so I decided to microwave my meal of spaghetti with fried plantain,only for Alex's call to come in asking me to hurry over...with the way he sounded excited over the phone I was inclined to think it will be worth my time,so I left my meal and headed for their flat ..on getting to their flat i met Mrs.Ajuwa in the living room, after exchanging pleasantries with her i made my way down to Alex's room hoping not to run into kelsy as I have been avoiding her and Lima for some time now.. getting there Alex hurriedly locked the door behind me registering somewhat of an evil grin on his face ..
Guy what's up?I asked him
Still maintaining the grin on his face he said "today is the last day we stay Virgins"..
He proceeded to explain further how he has being trying to woo Bisi..A girl he met at the last party we both attended,who also happens to be our schoolmate but two classes ahead of us...
What motivated him to ask out a girl older than him was beyond me..shockingly he said she agreed to date him ,only if they keept it private,as if sensing my disbelief he showed me their conversation on WhatsApp..but what really got my attention was the last message,Bisi asking him to bring Jay along this weekend..
Unless there was another Jay that isn't me,I needed explanation..
Alex then went on about his adventures with Bisi,how they both have explored each other in every sexually oriented way possible but without actual sex,and how luck smiled upon him the previous day after she agreed to do the deed,only if I tag along!!!
His explanation if anything left me confused with more questions than answers?
Bro what's my business with you guys sexual life nah?
Abi she what's a spectator to judge how well u both performed??
Or she wants a party ni??
I threw these questions at him..only for him to reply with his own question..
Jay you know Grace abi?
The headgirl?
Of our school??I queried..and he replied with yeah..
What has she got to do with the matter at hand??
Chill now ..u see according to Bisi and my findings ehn,Grace really has it hot for you,but since you don't really relate with anyone in school apart from those of us in this house,you won't notice...
Alex,you Still haven't answered my question,so wetin be own for this matter exactly??
I asked switching to pidgin..
Jay no dey do like learner na,the girl won f***k you..

Ehen so out of all the ways for me to be disvirgined,why would u assume I'd want it to to be orgy?
Omo Jay if u like knack am.. if u like no nack am,I just use God beg you follow me go Bisi house!?
What of her parents i asked??
Them get one church programme later this evening so them go dey church..
Church programme?
Jay her papa na pastor..
I didn't even know when I shouted argghhhh...
My shock turned out to be some sort of comic relief for Alex cos he didn't hide his laughter..Dey there..maybe pastor pikin dey bad pass he said...
We made plans to leave for Bisi's place in 2 hours ,so I stood up to take my leave,as I made my way at the corridor I bumped into Kelsy,which made her fall backwards,in my futile attention to cushion her landing i unintentionally placed my hand on her ass and at that mkmeh I wished time would freeze for all eternity,cause goodness my hand was to be the cushion to her fall hut her ass was playing that role with how soft it was...
Kelsy voice brought me back with accusations of me avoiding her this past week..
So you avoid me for days and the first thing you do after seeing me is to grab my ass huh??
It wasn't on purpose na I said..
Well I beg to differ seeing how your hand is still on my ass..and with this I took my hands from her ass ,trying to make my way out of their flat,she pulled my hands and said we need to talk,meet me at the pool side this evening...
The day was really turning out to be something I thought to myself
Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 7:33pm On Apr 17, 2022
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Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 7:20pm On Apr 17, 2022
THE ARRIVAL
I laid in my bed replaying the last few weeks in my head,searching for the safest route to take,but if history has taught us anything, it is that nothing is safe when it comes to the feminine specie and assumption is fatal..
Nothing can be more confusing for a man (in this case a teenage boy) than having feelings for two ladies..
On one hand I was certain I felt something deep and intimate for kelsy,on the other hand I really wanted to know how things would be with Lima..
So I was left with making a decision,a decision I was sure I won't be making, cause I planned on staying neutral and hoping things worked itself out...I eventually got tired of making out different scenarios in my head and decided to go downstairs for dinner..

Like any other evening around 8pm,the okafors were seated in the dining area for a family meal,and like every other family meal we've had,we talked about various things like school activities,mom's intention to start a business and of course dad's desire to go into politics in the nearest future,things were pretty routine until dad announcement of Lillian coming to stay with us...
Hmmmm Lillian , who would have thought I would get to see her again..Lillian happens to be my first crush and the first lady that told me I looked cute and instilled a bit of confidence in me,she was a family friend,her dad and the general were close friends until the decided to move to the UK about 6 years ago..
Dad announcement came with mixed reactions,for one I get to see how well of a woman she turned out to be but having to share my space with another woman in the house didn't totally agree with me...
Jessy asked if she was visiting and dad reaffirmed my believe that Lillian was here to stay for the foreseeable future...
It was my turn to chip in as I asked why she was coming to Nigeria without her parents (I mean who leaves the country for greener pastures then comes back without a valid reason )..
Dad didn't exactly answer my question as all he said was it was mutual arrangement between her parents and himself..ending it with she arrives this weekend....

HAPPY EASTER BY THE WAY

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Literature / Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder: 9:27pm On Apr 15, 2022
Updates coming soon
Food / Re: Ogbono Soup, With Fufu Or Eba? by Jayslyder: 7:08pm On Apr 08, 2022
Ewwwww....egusi for life abeg

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Denied Employment Because Of Leg Chain. by Jayslyder: 1:49am On Mar 15, 2022
In as much as I don't support discrimination of any kind...a little wisdom and precaution goes a long way...when you're in a particular setting behave as such..you can't possibly show me a reputable organisation in the entire world that inducted leg chain as part of their professional wear...yes leg chain is cool and even almost a turn on to me..but give to ceasar what he's owed

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