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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Denied Employment Because Of Leg Chain. by Jayslyder: 1:49am On Mar 15, 2022
In as much as I don't support discrimination of any kind...a little wisdom and precaution goes a long way...when you're in a particular setting behave as such..you can't possibly show me a reputable organisation in the entire world that inducted leg chain as part of their professional wear...yes leg chain is cool and even almost a turn on to me..but give to ceasar what he's owed
PhonesRe: My Data Gets Exhausted Too Quickly. Gurus In The House Please Help! by Jayslyder: 7:10pm On Feb 28, 2022
femmoy:
Good afternoon good people of Nairaland, I need your help with my phone's data consumption.

I subscribed for 4G plan 3 days ago,when I checked my remaining plan today,it was 1.5G. I slept for about 4hours without disconnecting my data and when I checked again I saw 4MB. I subscribed again this time 6G and after surfing the web for about an hour,I got a message that my remaining balance was 500MB.

Could I have tampered with a particular setting unknowingly or what could be the problem?

My phone is Infinix Smart 5 and I'm using Airtel network.
This One just come naija!?
RomanceRe: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by Jayslyder: 1:21pm On Feb 22, 2022
So this billing thing extends to relatives
RomanceRe: Man Spent Less Than N50K On His Wedding (Pictures) by Jayslyder: 6:06pm On Feb 17, 2022
obembet:
U don't celebrate wedding twice, it's a glorious day for woman.. to me, I love it in big way and I will fund it .
Divorce and remarriage are jokes to u??
SportsRe: Checkout 5 Beautiful Footballer's Wives Who Are Older Than Their Husbands by Jayslyder: 10:21am On Feb 10, 2022
Deep down we know these players are older..if u know u know
CareerRe: Should I Continue With My Bank Cleaner Job Or Work In The Filling Station by Jayslyder: 4:09pm On Feb 07, 2022
Well the question is ..
Is your uncle trustworthy..cause na when mwyter sup yawa dey gas
RomanceRe: Help!! My Mother And My Girlfriend Are Putting Pressure On Me by Jayslyder: 4:35pm On Feb 05, 2022
Why u sef no won go church??u dey follow God fight??
BusinessRe: Bank Official Asked Me To Pray Over Erroneous Transfer. by Jayslyder: 8:49am On Feb 04, 2022
The way u guys just think moving money here and there is funny.. no one has the right to move funds from an account without consent or court order..the best they can do is to lien your 30k that way even the owner won't have access to the money...and u said something about the account blocked..lol..that one is another process entirely and steps can be solely taken be owner of the account...the bottom line is u need to truly PRAY
FamilyRe: My Sister Got Pregnant At 21 And My Dad Is Not Taking It Lightly by Jayslyder: 12:42pm On Feb 02, 2022
Might be a sign that school isn't meant for her
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Invaded My Neighbourhood and this trick saved me by Jayslyder: 6:31pm On Jan 31, 2022
U get mind dey hide am inside foodstuff..for this buhari hunger regime.. hehehe what if them add foodstuff join loot??
RomanceRe: How Do I Make This Girl Stop Feeling Intimidated by Jayslyder: 7:25am On Jan 28, 2022
Carry am go gym so she go fit get muscle beat u when u no show feelings...make u rest,make the girl rest make everybody rest
HealthRe: I Have Been Noticing Strange Marks On My Body Recently Anytime I Wake Up by Jayslyder: 6:20pm On Jan 25, 2022
Lol..smartphones are really smarter than some people...omo...just omo �
RomanceRe: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by Jayslyder: 12:29pm On Jan 22, 2022
The way some human thinks ehn...tueh
FamilyRe: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by Jayslyder: 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2022
Vampires that like rat blood ??
BusinessRe: Funds In My Brother's Bank Account Was Wiped Off by Jayslyder: 2:45pm On Jan 15, 2022
The OTP serves as an authentication and thwre by authorises transactions...ask him if he gave anyone the code ...that's the only explanation.
LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder(op): 11:35am On Jan 12, 2022
If you are reading this biko signify so I can post ..make e no be say I just dey post in vain..

U can as well tell others to read it..
TravelRe: How I Started My Tricycle (Keke) Business & How Much I Make In A Day (Photo) by Jayslyder: 7:58pm On Jan 08, 2022
Not in lagos..cause you'd use half your earnings to settle touts
LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder(op):
IN BETWEEN CONTINUATION

The ride down to school was really awkward,and even a stranger could tell there was something up between Lima,Kelsy and I,didn't know how I found myself in this triangle but I did..I decided to test my luck again by striking a conversation with Kelsy again but was only met with the all too familiar cold shoulders. Getting to school we went about our activities and I wasn't really interested in any then fourth period came and it was time for mathematics (oh how I dreaded the subject)..I was not really good with anything that had to do with numbers and I was well aware of this,as opposed to its counterpart English in which I was a guru..on the up side the teacher taking maths "Miss Sandra "was one sexy damsel ,one could not help but wonder what she was doing teaching at a school teaching!..I mean she'd be sure to make a profiting career on modeling for just looking that hot,her physique were without blemish and one could easily tell she takes valuable time to work out..

Hey you..she called for my attention! Stand up,what do you think about the equation on the board?come over and attempt it she said .If this was her way of punishing me for not paying attention in class,it sure was going to be an embarrassing event for me .
The equation on the board made little or no sense to me,there I was in front of the class standing like a total slowpoke with no idea of how I was going to go about this ,after about a minute of standing there that felt like an eternity i was literally saved by the bell that signaled the end of her period and the start of our 20 minutes break period..
I was definitely rejoicing in my heart only for miss Sandra to say "see me in the staff room in 5 minutes "...waking back to my seat with the look of defeat written all over my face I caught a wicked smile on the lips of Lima..I guess my misfortune brings her pleasure ..
While others were making their way to the cafeteria I was making my way to the staff room,taking one cautious step at a time like lamb to the slaughter ..
On getting there I was surprised to see only miss sandra,prior to this i figured I was going to be the center of unwanted attention in the staff room ,thinking other teachers would want to partake in my punishment,then it hit me,it is break,teachers are also humans and would want to eat too..at this point miss sandra noticed my presence and put away the lesson notes she was scribbling down ..oh here you are,she beckoned on me to have my seat ..
She could see how uneasy i was,she smiled telling me to relax as she just want to have a conversation with me..It was more or less her doing most of the talking..she inquired a bit about me and my background and told me a bit of herself..
At the end of our conversation I learnt a few things.
Miss sandra was serving her fathers land in our by school fulfilling the one year mandatory NYSC service,she stays really close to our house and yes she was going to be tutoring me in maths...she claims she noticed how I excel at every other subject except hers and she has taken it upon herself to set things right..

With the hope of getting something to eat at the cafeteria I hastened my movement at that point the bell went off again,only this time it didn't save me it brought me misery and hunger pangs..my destination changed at the sound of the bell and i made my way to my classroom ,just when I came to the realisation that I would go the rest of the day with nothing to eat i saw kelsy making her to me and as usual I thought she would ignore me but instead she said Hi,I was looking for u during break and Alex told me you went to the staff room.My spirit was lifted and for the first time today I had a reason to smile,Kelsy was talking to me again...
Hey Jay I know you've not had anything to eat so here ,she said handing me a food pack,I couldn't help but murmur my thanks as her beauty,her kindness, her care overwhelmed me..just before she made her way to her class she told me she misses me,leaving me elated and turning my entire day around..The rest of the day went swiftly and I couldn't help but register a grin on my face from time to time ...

Getting home i had a proper dinner and decided to take a walk around the compound before having my shower and calling it a night,my walk took me to the pool area,sitting at the edge of the pool with both feet in,I decided to replay the events of today in my head. I thought about miss Sandra and our forthcoming tutorials to improve my math and how sexy she looks ,I thought about kelsy her innocent looks and her pure heart..it took a while before I noticed another presence,bringing my thoughts back to reality i looked up and there stood Lima looking at me cheapishly..Hey Jay she said...
I didn't responded by getting up to leave,she then held on to my arm and said please don't leave..now this came as a shock genuinely ..

Lima: You didn't wish me a happy birthday,I was really hoping you would and it hurt my feelings that u didn't
Jay:I didn't know it was mandatory that I wished u a happy birthday..and what is it with your feelings
Lima:I know i have ben such a bitch to you,I didn't know how to go about my feelings for you so I acted in the opposite way...

(What exactly is Lima saying?feelings??how?whenhuh Is this is Lima,is she high?)
But then again this is Lima in the flesh and this is the most vulnerable I've seen her ...

For the umpteenth time today I was shocked yet again, when she said you can give me the best birthday gift by kissing me ...and with this she brought her lips to mine ..
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LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder(op): 2:44pm On Jan 04, 2022
IN BETWEEN

Life is definitely full of choices and I was sure I won't be making the right ones seeing how I was torn between my feelings for kelsy and my lust for Lima..2 weeks had passed since I had my first kiss and I could still vividly remember how it felt like how her lips tasted like and yet just thinking about how kelsy has been snubbing me the entire time made my heart bleed..I did try to make things right with her by blaming the influence of alcohol but she wasn't having it,so I decided to move on...move on to Lima ..in more ways than one she made the demon in me curious..curious about what other things lie in wait for me if I did choose to thread that path..(this would be an adventure)..

Lima on her part acted like nothing really happened at the party,like she didn't kiss me,like my first kiss was a joke not worth remembering!!she gave cold replies anytime I tried initiating a conversation with her making me wonder about the things that goes on a woman's mind...it was yet another school day and I was already beginning to hate day as jessy stormed in my room urging me to get prepared..we went through our morning ritual of prayers and breakfast,then about 7:35 the school bus drove in whilst we make our way to it.. getting to the school bus i met Alex and exchanged pleasantries with him,just then Lima appeared looking gorgeous as usual and Alex wished her a happy birthday..(didn't know demons have birthdays too).. to follow due process i ought to have wished her also but flashes of how she's been cold towards me the past week ran through my mind and I got in the bus entirely ignoring her presence (two can play the game )
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LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by Jayslyder(op): 7:08pm On Dec 31, 2021
Happy new year guys...(in a few hours)

The plan is to pick this from where I left off..STAY TUNED
ProgrammingRe: Which Is Better : Laptop Or Desktop For Programming by Jayslyder: 7:00pm On Dec 09, 2021
Chairtop bro
PoliticsRe: Zainab Ahmed: COVID-19 May Force 11m Nigerians Into Poverty By 2022 by Jayslyder: 12:59pm On Dec 09, 2021
So the one raping us now as a nation is what??
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gave My Baby Girl To Another Man, Help!!! by Jayslyder: 7:58pm On Dec 08, 2021
Two questions...

What the hell malaton sex??

And tf is wrong with birthing a baby girl??
Lastly is your lunacy intentional??


Oh 3 questions..well answer 'em
CrimeRe: Yellow Magaji, Bandit Terrorizing Kaduna-Abuja Highway Killed By Police (Graphic by Jayslyder: 6:58pm On Nov 28, 2021
Why cuff a dead man??
BusinessRe: I Received Account Number From GTB And I Was Asked To Activate It. by Jayslyder: 3:41pm On Nov 17, 2021
Do u have an account with them before??did u receive money from someone overseas??if yes then it is probably a domiciliary account they opened on your behalf....

Don't be ignorant, stay enlightened
FoodRe: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Monitor Lizard. See What He Did With It by Jayslyder: 9:31am On Nov 07, 2021
I can't be the only one wondering what tf kinda trap that is
CelebritiesRe: Masked Emmanuel Umoh's Attire To TECNO BBNaija Party (Photos, Video) by Jayslyder: 1:32pm On Oct 29, 2021
Them no tell am before he pull clothes for fourth picture lmao
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Acquires Lexus SUV: Pictures & Video by Jayslyder: 6:46pm On Oct 18, 2021
Women ehn..so u buy this kind car for yourself come give kpokpo 2nd hand hilux
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Celebrates His 35th Birthday Today by Jayslyder: 8:20am On Oct 09, 2021
Ezege
HealthRe: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by Jayslyder: 1:42pm On Oct 08, 2021
Take two bottles of beer and if u don't still feel like peeing..oga something is up o
Christianity EtcRe: What Are You Thanking God For As A Nigerian? by Jayslyder: 12:54pm On Oct 03, 2021
Life oo..life

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