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ksstroud:
Good morning...how was your night?
You ain't a sinner to me but just dey do good ...dassall

Breathes out in relief! Thank God o

ksstroud:
BTW, Jaz....you abi

Ah kss I Don de ask since na.... Biko tell me my sin lerrus makeup na

jesuyemi:
Into human health. there is website for it. www.acrng.com

There is a particular ACR firm that has been confirmed as GNLD ....is this not the same?

Sapiosexuality ask well oo

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Yeah. But who creates an Email address with Last Mumu? Smh. I give up.

Lolz even Gmail must have been surprised

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. I didn't know this last mumu thing is this serious. @gmail? Smh.

This time you got it wrong. There's no reason to shake your head. If the IT space guy is really serious, he better be quick at sending the mail before people wey need slot pass am go first send

Mbkite:
I would love to have you in my company assuming I have one. SMART.......

You would have one someday though, when you do, do say hello... At least let me have the pleasure saying "I told you so"

ganie:
And they want a nation,tell me what will become of such a nation.... It is well

Nigeria would be a lot better if people like you leave tribalism out of issues like this

sugarcoatted:
Lol, she deactivated. You people have chased the thief away from nairaland.

So upon as she no smart, she no still get liva

Chioma whenever u come back with your new moniker, try to remember that just cos we are online doesn't make us dummies

chioma1990:
people posting some thing dey don't kno
w, I saw what in what thread nawaooo that application was open over a week now jeez nawa for u pple bcoz of 5k some people are here insulting me, if I didn't go for this interview I won't die if u don't want help me fine thank u all for your insults, just becoz of 5k some pple are insulting there fellow human being haba

This your post and screenshot you attached, how does it relate to what you have been accused of?

The date the application portal opened is of what connection to the fact that you are faking on this thread?

You told us you have been invited by uba for an interview,
Then you told us, the invitation was made through a phone call, that it's a phone invite

And now you are posting job application page where all applicants are told to apply by hand at their office

Madam wakeup... Nobody is a fool here!

Smh, if you can't play the game, at least know when the game is over

siobh:
You guys are vindictive. You went to dig up dirty little secrets of this innocent lady, soon she will tell you that she wants to gate crash the interview.
Guys, why una both get low battery na.

First of all, the "guys" you refer to.... Are the exact same person

Secondly, I'm honestly thinking you are just joking with some light sarcasm about her gatecrashing cos she no go wan do mistake come talk that kain thing here after she Don tell us say she got a uba invite

chioma1990:
help a sister please Nairaland am on my knees begging I have uba interview invite on friday at enugu, am in Lagos now I don't have trans fare to go for it please help me any good Samaritan God will surely bless u thanks, please am not a beggar, its not being long I finished nysc d money I s
aved I used it for my young brother please help 5k will do thanks

Thirdly, there ain't nothing vindictive at all about simply telling someone that we see through her. If she has to scam, she should at least give us some credit by doing it smartly. Her lies are really an insult to our intelligence

Or you have forgotten that it's this same Nairaland where you asked this question on the screenshot?
You are not even a smart scammer!

Just yesterday, you were asking how they applied, and today they have suddenly called only you as you take special reach

chioma1990:
please friends am sorry I was so rude, I was so angry that time u guys should forgive me as for d interview invite u guys asked me to screenshot, it was a call d hr gave me a call d venue is 10 station road Enugu if u think am lying go there and ask if there is interview on Friday am sorry once again

First of all, Are You Okay?

See no make person vex here o. Do you really think we are all fools? The same UBA that sent text invite to other people as shown on this Screenshot decided to call only you?

legislatively:
a friend told me she received a regret message stating that she didn't make it to the next phase, So I became anxious cos I didn't get the mail.

That's why I said you should send uac a mail because candidates have received success mails for the aptitude test and have done interviews and currently waiting for mails from the interview.

Read up on the thread link I quoted though

legislatively:
The aptitude was held sometime in April, some people already got regret mails from workforce, please has anybody gotten any mail indicating success? I'm yet to get any mail.

Yes, actually the first phase of the interview has taken place and candidates are currently awaiting feedback as regards the second stage. Perhaps you should mail UAC.

Check out the 'official' thread here:
https://www.nairaland.com/3655111/uacn-calling-management-trainee-scheme/12

chioma1990:
u think I can wake up on a Wednesday morning to start formulating lies, am not a beggar but situation beyond my control leads me to this,

Lol nothing we would not see on Nairaland!

Who said you are formulating lies?

Who called you a beggar?

And really what's so special about "waking up on a Wednesday morning to start formulating lies?"
Abi dem say who lie on Wednesday morning go die?

When they start talking about dry bones it is the old women that would first quiver. In like vein, when we start asking for proof na scammers de first vex. Cos on a normal day, you are not even supposed to wait to be asked before validating your claims

No be today e start jaare! No one is disbelieving you. You say you have an interview invite, validate your claim with a Screenshot not to post pix of your bank account. You know how dry people bank account de dis period? Abi make all of us start to send you screenshots?

My first thought seeing your topic was "chai yaa lemme quickly rush in to see how we go follow help her in cash or support". But this your attitude Nwanne odikwa very somehow

simplex2:
Okk Ma. Have a nice life.

Lolz this is Epic!

No need to talk plenty. Wehdonsah

Udochee:
we are all beautifully created by the most high.na just lack of money dey make some of us "un-beautiful"...Jaz nwanyi oma, awa yuuu

Heheheheheheheheehehe Nwoke oma ayam fine o.... Only say Lagos traffic Don show me pepper today. I just de enter house a few minutes ago after plenty katakata from Danfo

How u de enjoy na?

Sapiosexuality:
Upload it. Favour can come from anywhere. Voice. Height. Yours could be your face. You've got nothing to lose.

Chai!
You actually got me laughing like crazy here that kain favour na conditional favour, it would leave as quickly as it came. I want everlasting favour biko

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Just read the diary now I want to see her photo too. Not like we'd know if it's fake when she does that.

LastMumu:
If Jazmiynne upload any pishure ehh, make I _naked baff inside gutter.
Upload pishure lasan, then see how Pms will flooding your inbox like curse.

Ayaf uploaded a pishure
Oya quickly naked baff inside gutter and send us the video o

amicable09:
Jazmiynne, a picture of you would do wonders at this time. You have given us a desire, and then left us hanging...

Come and satisfy our eyes o

Hehehehehehehe comman see the real-life in my house

amicable09:
Hahahaha. As you see me now, I dey find lover

She's single that's why she's that tough I think. If she were married, maybe she would be calmer and of course, be closing early. I leave late everyday for Pete's sake! And her last word to me is always, 'Don't forget to go home. But I need that report before morning'.

How else do I do that if it is not to sit my behind back there? Lol

Abeg, how did you break the ice cos I need to do that. I can't discuss relationship with her na. I can't ask her for any personal favour sef. Our relationship is still very very official that I reply mail for mail . I no get strength for quarrel

You did say she's fashion police...

Well madam, it's time to step up your fashion game! If you intend to make a career out of your job, you have got to get along with your supervisor. Especially since she has already set herself at a success pedestal - you like it or not, people (who already think u are a bit unqualified for d 'top' role) are going to compare u to her. That your male boss must really like you. He simply put you right up close to what should have been your competition and placed u as understudy.

Amy stop complaining and start working already (where is a 'roll eyes' smiley when I need one?)

So back to the topic....

Step up your fashion game... So that you give her something to compliment (in her mind, she most probably won't say it out at first)... So that you know how and what to compliment her on _ and by all means compliment her! Refuse to ALWAYS be official. Don't make mistake and be too casual or playful sha o... Just choose the timing wisely and don't patronise her while at it - if u don't like sth she's wearing, shut up. Compliment only what u like else u wld just sound fake and turn her off

You sef no get house wey u fit work from? Take some of the work home too na, u mustn't always sleep inside the office... Pick at least one day a week where u go home together or at least get to walk her to her bustop or car

Again if u are planning to spend some off-work time with her, u are going to have to know what to discuss... U already found one out - fashion.... There are more, find them out

AND BY ALL MEANS...



You didn't describe her like she's the "Devil on Prada", so I guess this should work

One group head asked me if I have a lover. Lol. I later got to know she is the wife of a prominent politician in the country. Another group head asked me for the number of accounts I came with. #OneChance.

Amicable09 comman confess o

About your female boss... I can't stop laughing at the situation you are having
She's single though.. That should mean you guys can really get along if you do your homework well

The last female boss I had was all boss bossness until we finally broke the ice and office became really fun even though she was way older than me yet single

uboma:
Aha!

Thanks for feedback.

Happy sales.

cc


Jazmiynne

Thanks uboma... But I'd pass. Looks like something I'd be uncomfortable in

r4blessing:
he said give him hint not best wishes

Lolz

Kingsleyphy:
how can I apply

The topic has now been modified to include that...

[url]https://abinbev.taleo.net/careersection/6/jobdetail.ftl?job=17003736&tz=GMT%2B01%3A00[/url]

tunafishbabs:
I did

Okay please kindly follow the other thread for TGP so we can be sure the direction of the info we are getting. Thanks

https://www.nairaland.com/3820725/anheuser-busch-inbev-technical-graduate-programme

Cc:
Festusd
Martinsfm

martinsfm:
good, share the link here, so peeps wil ff

Okay

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Please if you applied for the Technical Graduate Programme, kindly follow this link:

https://www.nairaland.com/3820725/anheuser-busch-inbev-technical-graduate-programme

Technical Graduate Programme - Nigeria-17003736

Description

The Graduate programme is a structured 18-24 month programme which is designed to address the acquisition of technical skills and experience for the graduates as well as familiarise them with the company philosophies. The rigour of the programme should ensure that an individual that has completed the programme can be allocated an area of responsibility immediately. Graduate programmes are available in Brewing, Packaging, Engineering, Logistics and Control and Automation.

Qualifications:
Engineering
Science
Supply Chain and/or Logistics

Job Talent Programs
Primary Location: Nigeria
Organization ZONE AFRICA
Schedule Full-time
Posting Date
Unposting Date

Recruiter: Thomas Rene Kohler

TO Apply:
[url]https://abinbev.taleo.net/careersection/6/jobdetail.ftl?job=17003736&tz=GMT%2B01%3A00[/url]