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CrimeRe: Anthony Ikpeama Beats Pregnant Wife To Coma, Removes Oxygen Mask Until She Died by Jazzman01: 10:36pm On Apr 12, 2021
SmartPolician:
Women are really suffering in the name of marriage

That's why you see then pushing for feminism today.
Forget that nonsense. It is like you don't know women. If you cannot control your anger and tolerate alot of shit I will advice you not to marry because they will frustrate you until the beast in you comes out. Most times they are the cause of the beatings and other maltreatments men give them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 11 April 2021 by Jazzman01: 1:57pm On Apr 12, 2021
LordOfTheWeed:
Bro, no go talk this kind thing for where guys plenty oooo.. .. .. Dem fit beat you for this kind talk ooo...
Beat fire, unless dem want die. I go nack dem juju.
Jokes EtcRe: The Monkeys Question by Jazzman01:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 11 April 2021 by Jazzman01: 6:30am On Apr 12, 2021
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hermesprogidy:
Show Rashford out? If I tear you slap eh! angry angry
acedsportsng:
It's obvious you know nothing about football.
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Yeah, dude is wasteful in front of goal, he is not consistent. Unless you don't watch United games week in week out that's When you won't notice his lackadaisical attitude. Same thing goes for Martial.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 11 April 2021 by Jazzman01: 6:49pm On Apr 11, 2021
pickatyou1:
Believe the world is now admitting Man.U is no pushover.
And Ole is a good coach.
Yeah the dude is churning out results but they need reinforcements in their defence, midfield and forwards before they can be title contenders. Rashford and martial should be shown the way out. Pogba is also not consistent. He is kinda lazy and likes showboating alot, I still prefer Fred to him because of his workrate.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Marks His Daughter, Danielle Edochie's 16th Birthday by Jazzman01: 12:05pm On Apr 11, 2021
Mokason288:
To every one out there

That isn’t married

Marriage and kids bring good luck to those still struggling

Kids open doors



I HOPE I MADE SENSE
Stop misleading people. A lot of couples are currently wallowing in abject poverty simply because they follow this same misleading advice.
RomanceRe: Staring At An Ass Should Be Encouraged Not Demonised by Jazzman01: 3:20pm On Apr 08, 2021
Stephenmoka4:
It just look like other part of the body to me.
It is either you are still a kid or you are just pretending. But I see no reason for pretence on a faceless forum.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Porto vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 7th April 2021 by Jazzman01: 11:01am On Apr 08, 2021
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Great100000:
So Man Utd, Liverpool, A. Madrid (LA Liga Leader), Tottenham and FC Porto are small clubs abi? grin grin grin. Bros stop I can't laugh.... grin grin grin grin
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Look at the calibre of teams you listed up there. Which of them can play sustained pressing apart from Liverpool which is currently out of form. The rest are toothless upfront. imagine the nonsense Porto played yesterday, how can you even include Porto in your listhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Porto vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 7th April 2021 by Jazzman01: 10:39am On Apr 08, 2021
Iriruaga100:
The current set of players in Madrid are not the best set you would find in a Madrid team of 2012!! With the caliber of players at Chelsea in 2012, they were the under dogs against Barcelona in 2012! Madrid is not spectacular right now.
yeah, they were clearly underdogs against Barcelona in 2012 but they adopted their notorious style of parking the bus and hiting on the counter and it worked through out the tournament due to the crop of players they had then. The current crop of players are not as resolute as that of 2012 and will crumble under intense pressure. They have not really been probed since Tuchel took over, it was only recently that westbrom gave us a glimpse of how they will crumble under sustained pressure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Porto vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 7th April 2021 by Jazzman01: 6:58am On Apr 08, 2021
Iriruaga100:
Chelsea vs Barcelona at the semi in 2012! Same scenario could play out if Madrid and Chelsea square up at the semis this time.
Madrid ain't Barca. Chelsea's style is to capitalise on mistake and counter attacks while they sit deep and defend. This current crop of players are not as disciplined defensively as those of 2012 When they had the likes of Terry and Cahill. Forget the fact that they're still keeping clean sheets, this Current Defense line has not been properly tested until they meet high pressing and high scoring sides like Bayern, PSG, Madrid, Mancity e.t.c and I can bet it with you that they won't survive it. Westbrom gave us a glimpse of such ruthlessnes last week.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Porto vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 7th April 2021 by Jazzman01: 6:41am On Apr 08, 2021
CSTRR:
In the semis against Madrid, I am staking 10k on straight win for Chelsea.
You want to waste your money. Madrid is a beast When it comes to the champions League and their morale is quite high at the moment in the champions League. it will take alot of zeal and physicality to knock them out and the only team I can see with such ruthless ability for now is Bayern. The small boys leading Chelsea's attack cannot bully Ramos/Varane or any of their back 4. Apart from their back, they have many strong, skillful and experienced players in every position.

You cannot use Chelsea's win over Porto to judge because Porto didn't play anything last night. they were out of ideas and played like some secondary school lads. You don't expect Madrid to play like that even on a bad day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Porto vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 7th April 2021 by Jazzman01:
IamNumeroUno:
It's unfortunate that FC Porto are playing against a 13 man Chelsea.
Well done, defender referee.
embarassed
Yeah, stupid ref. But lets be candid, Porto didn't play anything tonight. I wonder how they were able to knock out Juve with this lackluster performance they put up today. Each time they win the ball, they don't know what to do with it. maybe their game plan was to defend and play nil-nil.
CrimeRe: I Killed My Family Members Because I Love Them – 19-year-old Boy (photos) by Jazzman01: 7:00am On Apr 07, 2021
U.S. and guns. Their reasons for allowing easy access to guns is not working. Robbery and other crimes are still being perpetrated and psychos are using guns to unleash mayhem at the slightest opportunity.
The only cogent reason they have is for self protection but people are abusing it.

They need to look into the issue of acquisition of arms afterall they have a very good security system and should be able to protect their citizens and not allow them to have access to guns.
HealthRe: Baby Born With 3 Joysticks In Iraq by Jazzman01: 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2021
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Amotolongbo:
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It is Like three of us viewing this thread will share the 3 dicks o grin

As if I knew that my fellow genders will swarm here to view this thread
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Rubbish! are you gay or are you not a guy hiding behind a female moniker? I pity the Lady in the picture you are using to deceive people on this forum.
SportsRe: "Salah Will NEVER Forget The Incident With Sergio Ramos" by Jazzman01: 2:43pm On Apr 06, 2021
obembet:
Can ramos do this to Balotali am not sure the match will continue, within 2mins the match will end
Lol, or Diego Costa
HealthRe: Nigerian Lady Dies After She Fell & Hit Her Head On A Hard Surface (Pictures) by Jazzman01: 11:03am On Apr 06, 2021
Nwodosis:
When I remember that I was once a sperm, I became less afraid of death and see death as a development to another stage. RIP.
Wrong assumption. You are not just a sperm. A sperm is not a complete human. Infact it is just half of a human. It needs input from a woman to be complete. A complete human is formed from 46 chromosomes. Sperm carries just 23, which is half the total number.
RomanceRe: Guys Learn To Be Blunt With Women! by Jazzman01: 10:53am On Apr 06, 2021
360clips:
1. If a girl you don't like is trying to hit on you, tell her straight off you don't like her!

2. If an ugly woman is so full of herself let her know she's ugly and unattractive!

3. If a pretty girl is so stupid and full of herself, find her flaw and let her know bluntly!

4. If there's a girl every guy is Simping for & showering with attention, find her flaw and let her know how ugly it is!

Learn to be blunt with women! Never in you life asslick them! They will hate you but deep down their pussies will drip wet by just the sight of you! Try it and see!
This is me. And honestly this is how to command respect from women. I normally ignore them. And if there is a need to talk to them, I do it bluntly. All the ladies in my area and work place fear and respect me because of these.

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