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HealthRe: Coronavirus: Why Is NCDC Not Showing The Number Of People Tested? by JBL316: 5:33pm On Mar 26, 2020
If there's anything this government is good at is manufacturing and distributing falsehood! From top to bottom....kworupt. But this coro tin know im people and e don dey visit dem one by one....Praying answering God i thank u!
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by JBL316: 6:36pm On Mar 24, 2020
Everybody who has been in the villa since Kyari returned from Germany don hammer of course that includes.....u know i know!
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Parents I Have A Daughter? by JBL316: 7:47pm On Mar 10, 2020
If u like tell them....the life is urs to live.....as u lay ur bed so u lie on it.....ur misdeeds will catch up with u.....u cannot sow cocoyam and expect to reap carrot.....have fun
CelebritiesRe: Tacha's Cleavage-baring Outfit To AMVCA 2020 Nominees Party. Hit Or Miss? by JBL316: 11:43am On Feb 28, 2020
This so-called cleavage NO pass neither NAFDAC nor SON certification....thus it is not good for human consumption by any means...either thru the eyes or mouth. DANGER! STAY AWAY FROM TACHA BOOBS! CORONABOOBS!
PoliticsRe: Repentant Terrorists To Enjoy Foreign Education – Senate Bill by JBL316: 9:56am On Feb 28, 2020
Una know say to make food u need to add all the recipe one after the other. Once that is done and with the appropriate heating the food is done and ready to eat.
Na so the project naija be so.....the recipe for breakup is gradually being added one after the other, once it is complete the inevitable will happen-breakup!
Let the cooks kwantinue with their cooking.
FamilyRe: What Advice Would You Give A Brother Who Just Turned 20? by JBL316: 2:41pm On Feb 24, 2020
Tell him that he will soon be 21
FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Looking At Other Women, Winks At My Friends by JBL316: 1:45am On Feb 23, 2020
Marriage na work...so work it jarey!
All these dress sexy....cook food....fix date......too much expectations on the woman
It takes 2 to tango
The dog wey wan loss no dey hear im master whistle!
The man wey no want e no want.....the woman wey no want e no want!

Starting point na to ask una selves wether una want or not
Next, na to ask or identify what to do moving forward or backward whatever the case may be and commit to it.
Marriage....like our day jobs....na work.....so if u want to continue to dey for the payroll....u gat to work!

I don dey do d work for like 19yrs now.....i just dey roll dey go bobs!
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by JBL316: 12:18pm On Feb 19, 2020
Make una wait o....Lets leave the woman aside for a moment....is it really a good or healthy life style to be hanging out with your pals every day till late in the night? We are not talking about once in a while thing...everyday.....We all know quite a number of things happen when boys hang out...booze...babes...and all what not. U will see that for his own sake it is a faulty life style. What about his children? Is he considering the impact on the children? The time spent hanging out every day has he considered improving himself in other areas especially as he is looking for a job? How about the safety implications of moving at such time of the night?
The first key to success is life....for u to achieve anything in life u dont not only need to be alive u need to be in good health!

To u op. Have a discussion with him stating the obvious implications of his life style...and back it up with prayer. Rest ur case. because u too need to be alive for urself first and then ur children. If ur hubby decide to embark on a suicide path....as unfortunate as that may be...u get ur life to live.


God Bless U!
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by JBL316: 7:47pm On Feb 14, 2020
UR A COMPOUND FULLLLLLLLL!
PoliticsRe: Police Kill 250 Terrorists In Kaduna by JBL316: 9:48am On Feb 06, 2020
Where the evidence?

Abi na inside phone dem for kill dem 250 bandits?

Propaganda no dey help....it is outdated?

If u guys are doing the right thing Nigerians will know.

SAY NO TO PROPAGANDA!
FamilyRe: My Wife And Mother Hate Each Other by JBL316: 7:17pm On Jan 18, 2020
From ur write up ur mother has not done anything out of the ordinary. These are things that can be handled with tact and wisdom

She should treat ur mother as her mother because she is. And if she claims to love u she should treat ur mother better.

She cant claim to respect u when she is full of disrespect for ur mother. Capital NO!

Ur wife be like one of those women wey sware say ....dey will never get along with their mother in law

Ur mother na ur mother......even if e be winch sef

Ur wife fit turn ex if una tear paper today....dem no dey tear paper with mama o

She better re-trace her steps, get out of her high horse and work things out with ur mother.

No let any of dem blackmail u with love o.....because u love 2 of them and u have a right to love them the way u do.

She will be a mother in law someday...Karma is watching.

All these women nowadays sef!
CrimeRe: #JusticeForChima: Chima Ikwunado, Mechanic Tortured To Death By Police In Rivers by JBL316: 1:41pm On Jan 17, 2020
After reading this horrible story u now have a better understanding of the part of the Lord's prayer that says....."DELIVER US FROM EVIL"

Animals in human skin!
FamilyRe: My Sisters-In-Law Are Causing Problems In My Marriage! What Do I Do? by JBL316: 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2019
Marriage is WORK.....more work than ur day job.
Women are their worst enemy. If the hubby had a brother he wouldnt be involved in this rivalry.
If the hubby's parents were alive, the situation would have been different
The wife is a human being, just like all the rest of u. She deserves to enjoy her marriage
SILs have always been a threat to their brothers marriages while protecting their own.
Ur hubby should take charge of the situation, for this discuss with him with a view to finding a lasting solution. In such solution u, ur hubby and the kids come first.

Am saying all these based on experience. I was in a similar situation in the 1st 4-5 years of my marriage until i drew the line and my marriage is now 19yrs by the grace of God without interference from SILs. Most of those SILs are selfish in the name of loving their brothers. I deal with my Sisters, they shall be eternally mine so i help, assist as i can. But my wife is my wife....y'all stay away from her. My wife did not exchange ring with the family...na me she exchange ring with afteralls.

Marriage is work.....and like all 21st century work.....it requires training and re-training. All those 19th century style of marrying husband family no dey work again o, unduly exposing ur wife and children to some sisters wey get their own family.......all those SILs will not accept what they are dishing out....

Talk with ur husband, both of una reason the matter well well. Nobody is more interested in u than u!
HealthRe: I'm Depressed Over My Height by JBL316: 2:36pm On Nov 26, 2019
Pls just go completely stark naked mad maybe that will help you!
EducationRe: FUTA Expels Six Students Who Attacked A Female Student by JBL316: 1:31pm On Nov 26, 2019
I hereby also call on the Police to do their work......
Charges:
1) assault and battery
2) intent to cause bodily harm
3) attempted murder
4) and any other ones una remember
FamilyRe: How Can I Stop Helping My Cousin Without Feeling Guilty About Her Kids? by JBL316: 1:22pm On Nov 26, 2019
Ur cousin husband no pure (waffi language). No go ki urserf o...If e get anyway u fit take care of the children pls do...but those 2 adults....
CrimeRe: The Lion Found In An Indian's Lagos House Tranquilized And Evacuated by JBL316: 7:25pm On Nov 18, 2019
blackboy:
That is hate speech. What do you mean by imagine that from a foreigner? Is he not human or he doesnt have rights?
These loin owners....dem they violate Nigerian laws any how. Dem get oil company na so so indians full the company. Dem dey do the nigerian workers any how...of course na with collaboration of nigerians wey dey position of power. No be last year for Victoria Island i see some of their worker dey protest for road say dem pack indians full everywhere meanwhile nigerian graduates dey wey dey look for work...dem dey collect tax from dem but dem no dey pay government the money and plenty plenty matter like that... Na those same kind people wey deyn power help dem get the lion cub into nigeria na or how else dem take bring the lion come niaja. Abi we get market where dem dey sell lion cub for naija?
CareerRe: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by JBL316: 2:42pm On Nov 06, 2019
[s][quote author=Brandstudio01 post=83780662][b]There are more than half a dozen way to do that without putting yourself in a bad spot.

1. First of all you need to become her intimate friend. She needs to believe you're not her enemy as a human. Because you can't change a man who is not your friend or else the consequences would be massive

2. Make sure you use indirect speech.

3. Try as much to be both polite, friendly and formal in your speech.

4. When you're done make sure you don't blame her problem on something else, so she doesn't suffer lost of confidence which is the primary reason you want to help her

Eg. You can start by asking her which Toothpaste do you use? And so on and on. Whichever way, just put your thoughts together before approaching her. So she doesn't think her ego is under attack[/s]

Buy her a plot of land anywhere in lagos 1st to show her that ur her friend. then u can now tell her tht ur mouth dey smell....tht way she no go vex.
CareerRe: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by JBL316: 2:36pm On Nov 06, 2019
[b]Buy her a plot of land anywhere in lagos 1st to show her that ur her friend. then u can now tell her tht ur mouth dey smell....tht way she no go vex.[/b]
CrimeRe: How My Older Daughter Beat Our 13-year-old To Death In Lagos - Man by JBL316: 2:30pm On Nov 06, 2019
Donkenny511:
This is very serious

What if the judge sentence the second daughter to life imprisonment or worse

That's double loss for the man

#risky
All filial relationship with the killer daughter no longer exist as it died when she became a killer!
CrimeRe: How My Older Daughter Beat Our 13-year-old To Death In Lagos - Man by JBL316: 2:26pm On Nov 06, 2019
Mothers......Fathers...always keep watch over ur children.....Nobody can love u more than u love urself...Evil is on rampage.
My condolences....God help u!
RomanceRe: Lady Poses Her Backside For Her Man To Check It Out In Pre-wedding Photos by JBL316: 3:00am On Oct 27, 2019
whtz d purpose of such posts@op?
CrimeRe: I'm Pregnant For My Brother, Lost My Virginity To Him 10 Years Ago -lady (video) by JBL316: 6:03pm On Oct 09, 2019
My advice for her is: GO AND DRINK SNIPER! IF U CANT GET SNIPER JUMP INTO THE LAGOON. THAT WAY U CAN BE HAPPY EVER AFTER!
PoliticsRe: Youths Demand Probe Of Ambode, Storm Lagos Assembly by JBL316: 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2019
This reminds me of the saying......Those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside-JFK (1961)

Na dem dem!
PoliticsRe: Seun Onigbinde: My Resignation Has Nothing To Do With Bashing I Received Online by JBL316: 10:22am On Sep 17, 2019
Offpoint:
I just want to let everyone reading this know that I'm Angry, I don't know what for... but I am.
Itz ok to be angry.....but while at it...remember the wheel is constantly revolving...ur day in the Sun will surely come...as it is written...Weeping may endure for a night but joy comes in the morning. If ur in ur night time....bother hanging in there...ur morning is sure to come and when it does...U...U shall laff grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani & Pretty Mikes Nude Video Advert Finally Emerges Online, Fans React by JBL316: 2:17am On Sep 14, 2019
Wait o...no be that tailor be that....that woman wey dem gee belle twice.......abi no be im? E be like say money no dey tailor work again o
CrimeRe: Oyibogare Esharenena Williams Of EFCC Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Edo by JBL316: 12:16pm On Sep 07, 2019
When will the president commit suicide?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Recalls Ambassador To South Africa, Pulls Out Of World Economic Summit by JBL316: 4:19pm On Sep 04, 2019
IT IS CLEAR THAT FIGHTING FOR THE FREEDOM OF SOUTH AFRICA BY OTHER AFRICAN NATIONS WAS A BAD INVESTMENT. THEY HAVE CLEARLY SAID LEAVE US ALONE. THEY HAVE CLEARLY SAID WE WERE HAVING FUN UNDER APARTHEID AND U GUYS CAME TO BURST OUR BUBBLES. LEAVE US ALONE.!

PLEASE LETS LEAVE THEM ALONE!
TravelRe: Truck Collides With Bus In Agulu, Anambra,16 Killed (Graphic Photos) by JBL316: 7:13pm On Sep 02, 2019
There are more than a million ways to die in Nigeria!
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani Twerks To Olamide's Pawon. Fan Tells Her To Give Her Life To Christ by JBL316: 7:12pm On Sep 02, 2019
Shey she be tailor?...Abi tailoring no pay again...she won con try porn...ok ooooo
CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo 'Omo Butty' Wows In Cleavage-Baring White Jumpsuit by JBL316: 7:06pm On Sep 02, 2019
ok...then what next?
PoliticsRe: 123 Jigawa Men Sue Lagos For N1bn Over Detention by JBL316: 6:39pm On Sep 02, 2019
Pls sombody should help me.....how do they laff in Arabic?

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