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FamilyRe: Is Marriage A Bed Of Roses? by JBL316: 9:51am On Mar 30, 2012
A woman is designed to nurture,enhance and multiply anything u give 2 her,that's why when u give a woman an idea,she will give u a plan,give her a house,she will give u a home,give her a sperm,she will give u a child and if u give her trouble she will give u hell.good measure,pressed down,shaken 2geda and running over she will cause u 2 see fire. Love her and she will make u to be d man u are destined 2 be. Ow una see am?
EducationRe: Unilag Postgraduate Form by JBL316: 9:30am On Mar 01, 2012
last year it was N12,500. Should be out btw now and April, check thier website also for details, the site is fully functional and upto date
PoliticsRe: The List Of Nigerian Looters Who Kept All Of Us In Poverty! by JBL316: 9:05am On Feb 28, 2012
Dat list is inakurate modafuker!

wherez my name on that list?
CelebritiesRe: Whitney's Open Casket/is It In Bad Taste? Is The Press Fair? by JBL316: 12:36pm On Feb 23, 2012
VANITY!
PoliticsRe: Do You Have Personal Stories Of How The Nigerian Police Ever Helped You Out? by JBL316: 9:43am On Feb 20, 2012
Yes o, They did help me whn i ran into some armed robbers in Gbagada (december 2010). The robbers had collected all my valuables, like phones, cash, and asked me to get out of my car and lie face down and were actually about to enter my car to zoom off when out of nowhere the Police showed up with guns blazing. The armed robbers took off leaving my car. The Police came to me asked if i was ok, and the took me to their corner besides some bridge and asked me to wait and see their DPO who came shortly therafter. The DPO asked a few questions and asked me to go. That was it. The next day i went to their station to show my gratutide. On this occassion, God used them guuuunnnnnn!
PoliticsRe: Pdp Accuses Cpc Of Inciting Nigerians by JBL316: 2:17pm On Jan 13, 2012
Prof. Ahmed Alkali your PATHETIC!

You are a titled boffun!

Is Nigeria not over due for a revolution?

your kinds are marked for annihilation
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price Vs. Minimum Wage In Opec Countries Inc. Nigeria by JBL316: 3:53pm On Jan 06, 2012
No b American Security agency talk say Niaja go cease to exist by 2015 wey Baba Iabo con dey curse their fada?

Na the script dey unfold sooo.

GEJ be warned!

All for good sha.
EducationRe: United Kingdom Blacklists Nigerian Universities by JBL316: 7:55am On Dec 22, 2011
Oh UNIPORT dey there!, Ah, now i understand why GEJ is the way he is. No wonder!, God bless Niaja!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created God? by JBL316: 8:52am On Nov 14, 2011
I know who created me. God of course! U wanna know who created God? Why not ask Him? He should know, at least i know who created me!
PoliticsRe: PDP Asks Aregbesola To Account For N100bn by JBL316: 9:21am On Nov 01, 2011
Do tht jobless punk know how much accrued to the federations account frm Obj to GEJ PDP-led govt? Was trying to compute it when my computer packed up after screaming Error several times. Have they accounted for it! God go purnish u!
CareerRe: Chinese Expats Treat Nigerian Employees As Punching Bags - SaharaReporters by JBL316: 12:50pm On Oct 19, 2011
anywhere u see chinese man just attack am! kill am!, anything
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Labour Congress To Close Down Airtel Nigeria Starting Oct 4 2011 by JBL316: 6:26pm On Oct 06, 2011
Any company run by Indians is full of tales of woes. Let me say here that the Indians are setting up themselves for the kill. This is our country, no matter how much you brought in here to invest you cannot and we will not be enslaved by anybody least of all Indians. You shall be slaugthered like animals when the time come, we know where you live. Nobody can offer you protection not even the government who have not been able to protect themselves least of all you. Change! Repent! Change! Else certain death is waiting for you all Indians wherever you may be found in Nigeria, wether in Airtel, Bharti , Dana, any thing Indian has death at its door. Be warned!
FamilyRe: by JBL316: 6:51pm On Sep 17, 2011
Put the caustic tongue inside acid, e go neutralise am. Chemistry 101
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Begs Boko Haram Leader's Family For Forgiveness by JBL316: 6:46am On Sep 17, 2011
Na only this Yusuf asshole police or soldier don kill? All the better people wey unknown soldiers and police don kill nko? Their family don carry bomb go kill people wey no know consign? Abi how many of those family OBJ or the govevernment don reach out to? Jokers plenty for this our 9ja sha. I even hear say court award dem compensation of N100m. That one reach to buy more advanced weapon for mass killing. Who talk say violence no dey pay?

Ask Niger Delta militants or Boko Haram!

God Bless 9ja!
CelebritiesRe: Actor Kenneth Okonkwo Now Practicing Law by JBL316: 12:38pm On Aug 26, 2011
hez alwayz wearing canoe both inside movies and for life, CANOEMAN!
CelebritiesRe: I Didn’t Walk, I Ran Out Of My Marriage! – Monalisa Chinda by JBL316: 12:19pm On Aug 01, 2011
She don escape from SOBIBOR, pls let her enjoy her escape. I beg!
BusinessRe: Walmart In Nigeria by JBL316: 10:12pm On Jun 30, 2011
we have enuf shops in lagos. i'll suggest maiduguri and bauchi. wink
PoliticsRe: Just Been Posted To Borno (boko Haram) State &my Parents Insist I Boycott Service. by JBL316: 10:07pm On Jun 30, 2011
MY ADVICE IS THAT U SHOULD GO.
REASON? YOU ARE A MUNTULA!
SportsRe: Fifa Slams Nigeria's Uche For Homophobia by JBL316: 9:45pm On Jun 30, 2011
fifa is morally bankrupt!
RomanceRe: The Ugly Side Of Confession by JBL316: 4:58pm On Jun 10, 2011
heeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Confess? To who?
you are on ur own!
PoliticsRe: Bankole Seeks Bail On Self Recognition by JBL316: 4:40pm On Jun 10, 2011
Since when 'dependants' don be one of the criteria for bail for naija.? Bank-ole is stupidier than i thought.
FamilyRe: Married, Having An Affair, Hubby Also Having An Affair: What To Do? by JBL316: 4:15pm On Jun 10, 2011
Mink, Pukka has given u xcellent advice, stick with them. But let me add, [color=#990000][/color]DO NOT TELL ANYBODY ELSE!
NEVER!!!
CelebritiesRe: "i Will Quit Acting After My Wedding" - Mercy Johnson by JBL316: 2:04pm On May 26, 2011
[b]@pappykay1 :The actress is getting married in a four-day event this August. The court wedding on the 25th, the traditional on the 26th, the white wedding on the 27th, and the thanksgiving on the 28th.[/b]

, then wetin go happen on the 29th?
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Love Pet Names by JBL316: 2:18pm On May 10, 2011
I call her 'Munchies Rolls' and she calls me either 'Sweet Sensation' or 'Mr Bigs' depending on the moods. How far?
PoliticsRe: Describe Gej In Two Words. by JBL316: 4:53pm On Jan 08, 2011
Buffon Regularis
FamilyRe: My Wife Lied To Me About Her Age by JBL316: 7:29pm On Dec 24, 2010
Na so e dey b at times my broda. But the tin b say u go take am easy. The tin wey wan happen don happen. We all dey make mistake. Were there no sins there wuldnt have been need for forgiveness. Remember, if any man does not fail in words or in action, even in thoughts, he is a perfect man. There are no perfect people out here. Having said that, am sure you loved the lady in question that was why she ended up being your wife. Am sure you loved her not because she was a perfect person. If so, the chances exist that at some point in your marriage or relationship, she will display her imperfection. And i think that is exactly what has happened. No doubt, you have right to feel hurt. Nonetheless, you have to forgive her. Remember, "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us". That scripture, assuming you are a Xtian is one of the basis of God forgiving us our sins. And also remember, God loved us inspite of our sins. Please forgiive her. I wuld sincerely want to hear from you how this all ended. I wish you well especially in this season of Xmas.
InvestmentRe: Ibori's Lawyer Pleads Guilty In V-mobile Shares Fraud by JBL316: 1:47pm On Dec 07, 2010
Odidigboigbo has just been nailed!
What a life!
CareerRe: A Nigerian Bank Killed Its Staff by JBL316: 8:48pm On Oct 15, 2010
expecting the outcome of your investigation, good job
SportsRe: FIFA Bans Nigeria For Government Interference by JBL316: 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2010
FIFA shenge!!!!
No mind FIFA jarey, make the law take im course.
When dem don send tiff tiff people go jail finish we can then re-apply
Continue the circle again if we catch other tiffs in the glass house
FIFA shenge!!!!
Car TalkRe: Traffic Violations In Lagos State Attract Ridiculous Fines by JBL316: 8:19pm On Sep 13, 2010
If for traffic offence person go pay this much, what of the person wey tif govment money nko?. Like the people wey put this kain law, wetin go happen to them tif tif people?

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