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Doctors dey see wetin no dey exist for person body not to tok of the tinz wey dey exist! Hian...Baba no near there o.....na beg am begging u

My Brother..na soooo.....i have been married longer (19+) and my wife said exact same thing (e be like say dem dey copy am from somewhere). I looked at her straight in the eyes and told her...UR STUCK WITH ME FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE!...i had a good laff and asked for my dinner. O'l boy no mind her...she was only venting.....

Are Talibans gay...i mean with their hatred for women. I am not understanding

To think tht this was the same guy who wanted to be President of Nigeria. At least we can now have an idea of how we got to where we are presently.....his ilk from up there all think alike.

The data below is as released by Nigeria Bureau of Statistics (NBS) for 2018 and for other years it is the same pattern. Please send same to the guy maybe e go get small sense

We have good and bad people from every tribe, tongue and religion.
If we have a good Nigerian Fulani, Hausa, Ibo, Yoruba, nay any ethnic group as a leader Nigerians will feel and benefit from it. It is not as much as where the person is from as who the person is!

Hitherto, all appointments have been self-serving and that is why we are where we are.

But please note, WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN......

In my place, Adamu is another word for fool. I had always wondered why.....now I understand.
Mr Adamu remember to fill the tank of ur cars and trucks in the Northern Nigeria Republic with cow milk as fuel.

I dont understand some of the opinions here...
As desirable as marriage may be....no be by force oooooo
Humans naturally change with age just that that of women are more obvious due to child bearing for the men. (some of which are not grateful)
Am sure this woman in question, if she pays attention the husband go get comma for 1 place or the other. For instance, the guy mate dey drive brand new cars and he is struggling to buy a tokunbo.....his mate are driving Cars and rides, he is driving moto. There's no place for comparison of ur spouse to another.
Of course, u may work on ur self for ur self not for some ungrateful folks! Ladies appreciate ur self for who u are, where there are need for changes pls change if u can...afteralls u cannot come and kill ur self for one man wey go run after another thing in skirts while ur body may still be in the morgue.

INITIATE DESIRED CHANGES IN UR SPOUSE IN LOVE...IN LOVE!

This guy no well...E DO AM ABI E NO DO AM?
This apology no complete!
U go repeat am!

THE MINISTER IS SENDING A CODED MESSAGE NAMELY.....THE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED AND HAS NO PLANS FOR ANYBODY SO, TAKE CHARGE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER TO TAKE CARE OF URSELF.....TAKE UP ARMS, PROTEST #ENDBADGOVERNMENT OR SOMETHING. DON'T JUST SIT AND BE SLAUGHTERED!

HELP URSELF!

IT IS A CODED MESSAGE!

SHINE UR EYES!

If na #ENDSARS protesters na dem go quick quick say dem be terrorists!
When breeze blow.....fowl yansh go open!

Marine54:
Northern Nigeria is already 3rd most terrorist region in the world, she will soon take the place of Afghanistan as number 1. Thesame way they over took India as the home of poorest people on earth!

Pls dont let Arewa Youths se this o.....the will come after u o....pls..... because wht u just posted is fake news

NORTHERN NIGERIA IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WOLRD!

If u did not take pix with BokoBoiz...am sorry your tour is incomplete!

AltCtrlDel:
I'm a man but men are scum


You guys should stop criticising the OP. Be sensitive and consider her mental health.

If y'all can't render any meaningful advice or directions then read and move on

Na the man wey run for im dear life na im no get mental health abi?

make @op start the story from the begining!

mental health ko...mental health ni!

because the Buhari government is faring so badly in all facets of governance the government and her minions have resorted to hunting for anything with a semblance of commendation for doing even the most mundane thing in governance!

What a shame!

Economy that was already on a free fall na im dem wan sabotage?

“There is no amount of talk that will assuage the anger of policemen. We are very angry. Many of my colleagues tendered their resignation, but they are not accepting it. The morale is terribly low. Our officers were dehumanised. Some were killed. Many of us don’t have offices anymore. Nigerians should ask us to go if they don’t need police anymore. Are we not also Nigerians? Why should we be treated like animals?” an officer fumed.

hahahahaha....the people u were torturing and murdering were they from Congo?

the people u were dehumanising that led to all these wahala, were they from the moon?

Your own na omelette, our own na im be fried egg...abi?

Nonsense and ingredient!

THE TWO BOTH OF THEM SHOULD BE BEHEADED!

Nigerian youths wey dey stand up to Buhari and Buhari dey shout say 'we hear u loud and clear' ...then na u Desmond, a non-entity, toilet builder, farmer pikin....open ur shithole say naija youths be children....as u don grow big teeth so....look for the lips wey u go take cover am...u better go borrow ur godfather own....omo ale!

Desmond Elliot is a product of a wayward sperm!

chriskosherbal:
Desmond! Desmond!! Desmond!!!

How many times did I call you you really have a lot of image to redeem right now so get to work.

Hoodlums don burn the image so it cannot be redeemed!

Whom the gods want to destroy he first make mad. It is madness time for Desmond!

Na so product of godfatherism dey be!

SARS horror movies don begin unfold!

THE WAY POOR MAN DEY VEX AND THE WAY BIG/RICH MAN DEY VEX NO BE THE SAME OOOOO

SalamRushdie:
I warned y'all about a prolonged Endsars causing inflation

The inflation wey dey roof top since na the protest cause am....abi no be the person wey SARS kill remain na im know wetin inflation be?

o'l boy this ur talk weak me o!

chriskosherbal:
complete cycle

Bubu is a vicious cycle!

Never Again!

michlins:
this is a high risk situation oh. In US, there will be a designated survivor kept safe somewhere.

All the heads of Nigeria government are at same venue. Na risky something

We no need any survivor.....make all of dem kaput!

id4sho:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Naaaaaaaahhhhhhh..point of order......NA KATSINA MAN DEY IN SHOCK

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/06/11/insecurity-president-buhari-has-failed-nigerians-arewa-group/

...Buhari must be president......Buhari must be president....Buhari must be president... e don be na.....Who the arrow face na?

Originalsly:
Nigeria COVID-19 death rate..... 1:36

USA COVID-19 death rate....... 1:17

According to their statistics. If one contracts COVID-19.... his survival chance is two times better in Nigeria than in the US. Is it because of the lockdown?... or is it because the virus cannot thrive under Nigeria's scorching sun?

No it is because Buhari is our President and he is very familiar with covik-19 and how to work with it. EWU government!

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We are all ONE in the Body of Christ.

End of Story.

JESUS IS THE SAME YESTERDAY, TODAY AND FOREVER


YES!
Very Good ones at that.


Jehovah God bless you.

They would rather read crime stories, romance, thrillers than to read any book or listen to any message by other popular know Christians like Benny Hinn, Oyedepo, Adelaja. etc
So u wont see them listening to Ron Kenoly or Maranatha Music but u will see them dance to and enjoy Buju Banton, Chaka Demus and co

Who is fooling who

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Myth: Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate anything.
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Truth: If you mean holidays like birthdays, Christmas etc., of course yes. Think: what is the relevance of Santa Claus in the bible? Do they or not have pagan origins? In fact, Witnesses commemorate the Death of Jesus as Jesus asked his disciples to do.

How many things ur using or doing today that u know their origin?
For instance, who built the 1st house? Printed the 1st book? etc
How can me celebrating my own birthday or my own wedding anniversary have a pagan origin?

THESE ARE NON-ESSENTIALS!

God gave Moses 10 commandments but at the end of the day successive generations have increased up to over 600 laws based on those 10 commandments. Did that save them?