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Politics / Re: Nigerian Medical Association Invites Tinubu, Obi, Atiku & Sowore by JBL316: 10:25am On Oct 14, 2022
Doctors dey see wetin no dey exist for person body not to tok of the tinz wey dey exist! Hian...Baba no near there o.....na beg am begging u
Family / Re: When Your Wife Says " I Hate You And I Regret Marrying You" by JBL316: 11:23pm On Sep 21, 2021
My Brother..na soooo.....i have been married longer (19+) and my wife said exact same thing (e be like say dem dey copy am from somewhere). I looked at her straight in the eyes and told her...UR STUCK WITH ME FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE!...i had a good laff and asked for my dinner. O'l boy no mind her...she was only venting.....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gulafroz Ebtekar: Taliban Fighters Beat Courageous Female Officer In Afghanistan by JBL316: 1:19am On Sep 03, 2021
Are Talibans gay...i mean with their hatred for women. I am not understanding
Politics / Re: Adamu: Biafra Map Less Than Half Of Borno, Nnamdi Kanu To Burn That Small Region by JBL316: 10:16am On Jun 02, 2021
To think tht this was the same guy who wanted to be President of Nigeria. At least we can now have an idea of how we got to where we are presently.....his ilk from up there all think alike.

The data below is as released by Nigeria Bureau of Statistics (NBS) for 2018 and for other years it is the same pattern. Please send same to the guy maybe e go get small sense

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Politics / Re: List Of Heads Of Uniformed Agencies That Were Appointed By President Obasanjo by JBL316: 1:48pm On May 28, 2021
We have good and bad people from every tribe, tongue and religion.
If we have a good Nigerian Fulani, Hausa, Ibo, Yoruba, nay any ethnic group as a leader Nigerians will feel and benefit from it. It is not as much as where the person is from as who the person is!

Hitherto, all appointments have been self-serving and that is why we are where we are.

But please note, WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN......

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: ‘Cows More Valuable Than Oil And Gas’ by JBL316: 5:32pm On May 17, 2021
In my place, Adamu is another word for fool. I had always wondered why.....now I understand.
Mr Adamu remember to fill the tank of ur cars and trucks in the Northern Nigeria Republic with cow milk as fuel.
Family / Re: My Husband Compared Me To Another Woman by JBL316: 10:52am On Mar 20, 2021
I dont understand some of the opinions here...
As desirable as marriage may be....no be by force oooooo
Humans naturally change with age just that that of women are more obvious due to child bearing for the men. (some of which are not grateful)
Am sure this woman in question, if she pays attention the husband go get comma for 1 place or the other. For instance, the guy mate dey drive brand new cars and he is struggling to buy a tokunbo.....his mate are driving Cars and rides, he is driving moto. There's no place for comparison of ur spouse to another.
Of course, u may work on ur self for ur self not for some ungrateful folks! Ladies appreciate ur self for who u are, where there are need for changes pls change if u can...afteralls u cannot come and kill ur self for one man wey go run after another thing in skirts while ur body may still be in the morgue.

INITIATE DESIRED CHANGES IN UR SPOUSE IN LOVE...IN LOVE!

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Religion / Re: Pastor David Apologizes To Apostle Suleman Over Sex Scandal by JBL316: 10:32am On Mar 11, 2021
This guy no well...E DO AM ABI E NO DO AM?
This apology no complete!
U go repeat am!
Politics / Re: Defence Minister, Bashir Magashi Asks Nigerians To Confront Bandits by JBL316: 10:03am On Feb 18, 2021
THE MINISTER IS SENDING A CODED MESSAGE NAMELY.....THE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED AND HAS NO PLANS FOR ANYBODY SO, TAKE CHARGE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER TO TAKE CARE OF URSELF.....TAKE UP ARMS, PROTEST #ENDBADGOVERNMENT OR SOMETHING. DON'T JUST SIT AND BE SLAUGHTERED!

HELP URSELF!

IT IS A CODED MESSAGE!

SHINE UR EYES!

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Politics / Re: Senator Sani Musa: Call Them Terrorists Not Bandits by JBL316: 9:20am On Feb 18, 2021
If na #ENDSARS protesters na dem go quick quick say dem be terrorists!
When breeze blow.....fowl yansh go open!
Politics / Re: Young Mori, Adamawa Hunter Killed In Gun Battle With Bandits In Kaduna (Photos) by JBL316: 3:05pm On Dec 30, 2020
Marine54:
Northern Nigeria is already 3rd most terrorist region in the world, she will soon take the place of Afghanistan as number 1. Thesame way they over took India as the home of poorest people on earth!

Pls dont let Arewa Youths se this o.....the will come after u o....pls..... because wht u just posted is fake news

NORTHERN NIGERIA IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WOLRD!
Travel / Re: Live: My Tour Around North East Nigeria by JBL316: 6:26pm On Dec 26, 2020
If u did not take pix with BokoBoiz...am sorry your tour is incomplete!

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Family / Re: Help!!!! My Husband Absconded With Our Children by JBL316: 5:40pm On Dec 26, 2020
AltCtrlDel:
I'm a man but men are scum


You guys should stop criticising the OP. Be sensitive and consider her mental health.

If y'all can't render any meaningful advice or directions then read and move on

Na the man wey run for im dear life na im no get mental health abi?

make @op start the story from the begining!

mental health ko...mental health ni!

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Politics / Re: Bashir Ahmed Posted Fake News Claiming EU Commended Buhari On Kankara - SR by JBL316: 12:05pm On Dec 23, 2020
because the Buhari government is faring so badly in all facets of governance the government and her minions have resorted to hunting for anything with a semblance of commendation for doing even the most mundane thing in governance!

What a shame!
Politics / Re: Femi Falana: EndSARS Protesters Not Economic Saboteurs by JBL316: 7:44am On Dec 18, 2020
Economy that was already on a free fall na im dem wan sabotage?
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Hundreds Of Resignations By Police Officers Rejected By The IGP by JBL316: 10:20am On Nov 16, 2020
“There is no amount of talk that will assuage the anger of policemen. We are very angry. Many of my colleagues tendered their resignation, but they are not accepting it. The morale is terribly low. Our officers were dehumanised. Some were killed. Many of us don’t have offices anymore. Nigerians should ask us to go if they don’t need police anymore. Are we not also Nigerians? Why should we be treated like animals?” an officer fumed.

hahahahaha....the people u were torturing and murdering were they from Congo?

the people u were dehumanising that led to all these wahala, were they from the moon?

Your own na omelette, our own na im be fried egg...abi?

Nonsense and ingredient!
Crime / Re: Two Arrested For Kidnapping And Gang-Raping A 14-Year-Old Girl In Ogun (Photo) by JBL316: 9:26pm On Nov 09, 2020
THE TWO BOTH OF THEM SHOULD BE BEHEADED!
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Apologises For Addressing The Youths As Children by JBL316: 11:45pm On Oct 29, 2020
Nigerian youths wey dey stand up to Buhari and Buhari dey shout say 'we hear u loud and clear' ...then na u Desmond, a non-entity, toilet builder, farmer pikin....open ur shithole say naija youths be children....as u don grow big teeth so....look for the lips wey u go take cover am...u better go borrow ur godfather own....omo ale!

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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Apologises For Addressing The Youths As Children by JBL316: 11:11pm On Oct 29, 2020
Desmond Elliot is a product of a wayward sperm!
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Apologises For Addressing The Youths As Children by JBL316: 10:49pm On Oct 29, 2020
chriskosherbal:
Desmond! Desmond!! Desmond!!!

How many times did I call you you really have a lot of image to redeem right now so get to work.

Hoodlums don burn the image so it cannot be redeemed!
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot: Social Media Played A Part In My Victory (Throwback Video) by JBL316: 10:06pm On Oct 29, 2020
Whom the gods want to destroy he first make mad. It is madness time for Desmond!

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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Blasted For Calling Nigerian Youths "Children" by JBL316: 9:59pm On Oct 29, 2020
Na so product of godfatherism dey be!

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Crime / Re: Agwu Abunike Narrate How SARS Detained Him For 48 Days To Lagos Panel Of Inquiry by JBL316: 6:25pm On Oct 27, 2020
SARS horror movies don begin unfold!

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Donald Duke On Looting In Calabar, 'When Human Being Steals Toilet' by JBL316: 11:46am On Oct 26, 2020
THE WAY POOR MAN DEY VEX AND THE WAY BIG/RICH MAN DEY VEX NO BE THE SAME OOOOO
Food / Re: SHOCKING: The Costly Food Items I Bought In The Market Today by JBL316: 2:48pm On Oct 25, 2020
SalamRushdie:
I warned y'all about a prolonged Endsars causing inflation

The inflation wey dey roof top since na the protest cause am....abi no be the person wey SARS kill remain na im know wetin inflation be?

o'l boy this ur talk weak me o!

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Crime / Re: Endsars: Fulani Kwajafa Who Championed Formation Of SARS Regrets Forming It by JBL316: 8:01pm On Oct 15, 2020
chriskosherbal:
complete cycle

Bubu is a vicious cycle!

Never Again!
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Mama Peace Join Buhari At Eagles Square For 60th Independence Parade by JBL316: 6:45pm On Oct 01, 2020
michlins:
this is a high risk situation oh. In US, there will be a designated survivor kept safe somewhere.

All the heads of Nigeria government are at same venue. Na risky something

We no need any survivor.....make all of dem kaput!

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Crime / Re: MC Real Abah Poisoned To Death By Friend In Abuja (Disturbing Pix) by JBL316: 5:52pm On Sep 05, 2020
id4sho:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


Naaaaaaaahhhhhhh..point of order......NA KATSINA MAN DEY IN SHOCK

Politics / Re: Insecurity: President Buhari Has Failed Nigerians – Arewa Youth Group by JBL316: 8:43am On Jun 12, 2020
Racoon:



https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/06/11/insecurity-president-buhari-has-failed-nigerians-arewa-group/

...Buhari must be president......Buhari must be president....Buhari must be president... e don be na.....Who the arrow face na?

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG Won’t Reintroduce Total Lockdown Again - Boss Mustapha by JBL316: 8:40am On Jun 12, 2020
Originalsly:
Nigeria COVID-19 death rate..... 1:36

USA COVID-19 death rate....... 1:17

According to their statistics. If one contracts COVID-19.... his survival chance is two times better in Nigeria than in the US. Is it because of the lockdown?... or is it because the virus cannot thrive under Nigeria's scorching sun?

No it is because Buhari is our President and he is very familiar with covik-19 and how to work with it. EWU government!
Religion / Re: Five (5) Misconceptions About Jehovah's Witnesses. by JBL316: 4:22pm On Jun 01, 2020
post=90151363:
We are all ONE in the Body of Christ.

End of Story.

JESUS IS THE SAME YESTERDAY, TODAY AND FOREVER



YES!
Very Good ones at that.


Jehovah God bless you.

They would rather read crime stories, romance, thrillers than to read any book or listen to any message by other popular know Christians like Benny Hinn, Oyedepo, Adelaja. etc
So u wont see them listening to Ron Kenoly or Maranatha Music but u will see them dance to and enjoy Buju Banton, Chaka Demus and co

Who is fooling who

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Religion / Re: Five (5) Misconceptions About Jehovah's Witnesses. by JBL316: 4:17pm On Jun 01, 2020
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Myth: Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate anything.
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Truth: If you mean holidays like birthdays, Christmas etc., of course yes. Think: what is the relevance of Santa Claus in the bible? Do they or not have pagan origins? In fact, Witnesses commemorate the Death of Jesus as Jesus asked his disciples to do.

How many things ur using or doing today that u know their origin?
For instance, who built the 1st house? Printed the 1st book? etc
How can me celebrating my own birthday or my own wedding anniversary have a pagan origin?

THESE ARE NON-ESSENTIALS!

God gave Moses 10 commandments but at the end of the day successive generations have increased up to over 600 laws based on those 10 commandments. Did that save them?

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