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Bloody fornicator!

Serial liar!

The Sarikin don chop expired gworo.....muhehehehehehehehe....1000 ko 1million ni

i hope the guys joystick was damaged beyond repairs b4 the fire was put out...

U neva suppose marry. U still be bomboy! who deceive u marry sef?...choose Arsenal....e go give u everything wey ur wife go give and without complain!

To be scamed ur either one of two things:
1. A mugu
2. A thief
Oyinbo get the 2 things plenty

Naija guys are good at whatever they put their mind to....good or bad.

All those haterz wey they single naija out are wasting their time....so long as there are oyinbo mugus and thieves...they qualifiy to be scammed.

Naija for life!...i no choose naija just as i no choose my parents....Jah put me here for a reason...so also all dem peeps in sundry places

Govt no fit cancel university sef? ?I mean make the university declare bankruptcy make everybody go where dem come from jor

Wetin be joystick without the smell?....every male get something odoriferously unique about them to satisfy the natural needs of the opposite sex (wether dem gree or not e no change anything). He -goat get smell wey she-goat no get. Male lion nko? and so on and so on. So na the wey wey God do am be that...to give out a unique scent. Every man wey knw wetin dey suppose to dey proud of am....thtz wht makes the male folks uniquely male. Just do ur normal baffing...leave the scent alone...i beg!

of course you can get married. u may however, want to give a good long thought to having kids while still in school....tht can be quite tricky...reason being tht women react differently to pregnancy...my wife for instance was in the hospital cumulatively for abt 6months of the 9months...she could barely do anything from the 2nd month of pregnancy...so imagine if she were in school..my take?...get married...defer child bearing till u done or almost done with school

Cock+ Bull + Story na wetin?
Or Bull + shit na wetin?
Na d tin wey this story be be dat
Muhehehehehehehehehe...am laffing in tongues.

Poster...go get a life

What about drinking garri togeda?...nobody mentioned tht

Why are u people shouting sef?
No be this same girl talk say she do Bleep men for money before?
Girl wey dey Bleep for money na wetin dem dey call am?
U cant give what u dont have...that is who she is jarey!

Wait o...no b dis thug wan kill person bcoz say dem disagree with am? Ehen na...power pas power...muhehehehehehehehehehe

Wetin Nigerians dey find go SA sef? No b we open dia eyes? If no b naija dem for still dey for slavery under oyinbo.
Well man wey call small girl my wife na im invite insult. Well, i sympathise with the family sha.

@BLUETOOTH
is a real NIGA!
U made ma day!

Re: Oluwole Awolowo Is Dead? by ~Bluetooth: 11:39pm On Mar 27
Regards to your dad.

Please tell him Nigeria hasn't changed since his death;that things have gotten worse.

Inform him of the dreaded Boko Haram that kills almost daily.

Let him know that all the military boys that ruined Nigeria like TY Danjuma,IBB and OBJ are stiLl in politics till date.

Tell him that Tinubu is his regent and leader of the opposition.

Also inform him that the minority finally got a chance to produce a president.Even though he's weak and couldn't take decisive decisions that will better Nigeria.

Tell papa that we now have blackberry,iPhones and iPads and Galaxy phones.

Rest in peace while also sending my regards to Fela.

BESTEST NIGA! U MADE MY DAY!

Something similar happened to me...altho slightly different...we met on a bus travelling from Lagos to Warri. We got friendly and started talking...by the time we got to Benin it was late and the driver said he was not moving any further till morning saying that the road was not safe..usually at Oghara area. Nobody was prepared for that...i was actually on a biz trip to PH and a i had a few bucks on me. So we(my new gf and i) went searching for accomodation at a nearby hotel. I paid for a rooom and when we got in i had my bath, i asked her to but she said no and i let her b and b4 long i was gone...both slept on same bed...nothing nothing, the next morning she was looking at me suspiciously if i was normal...coz she typically expected some moves from my end joined the others at the park and continued our journey...and we became friends thereafter (and still are) and bleeped some months later down the line. So brother, U did nothing wrong. she's no decent girl. dont waste ur time on her...not worth it...move on boy.No regrets!

I WILL SOURCE MY OWN LOCALLY

Ok o...na which language China learn b4 dem become..globally economy..ok...once we begin speak china language all our problems are over. Na true...Eko ni baje!Ney...Naija ni baje!

Wetin be Bos....Bos--kini? Na name of animal, place or thing?

It is true o....i woke up this morning with cosmic dust covering my face....hangover from last nyte shacking...muheheheheheheh

Ur a bookworm....no b book bookworm they eat? U av just transformed into a PUNNYWORM for chopping punny. So,....u already av xperience of punny chopping....muhehehehehehe!

Their Hypothalamuses shuts dem eyes!

Gud gurls like bad thinz...esp when they are bipods

Continue with ur story when u finishing sleep with her!

Men are PREDATORY by nature....dont fancy weak prey that much!

where iz this guy that usually laugh in swahili?
I beg show your skill for this mata.

[color=#006600][/color]jennykadry:

I disagree with the tigress issue oooo or better still explain the tigress part well. I am a tigress outside my home and a loving dove inside my home and yes my tigress nature comes in handy at home sometimes. My husband till date tells my father that when it comes to "mouth" issues, he knows his wife can take care of herself very well without him being there but when it becomes physical that is when she remembers she has a husband she can speed dial.

I was raised to be blunt and outspoken. So i do not waste my time speaking my mind and standing up to anybody even a man. The only time I know say power pass power was in my early years of marriage when I was still having anger issues, one day after an argument he had his back turned to me so I threw a pillow and was about to throw the bed side lamp when all of a sudden this tall guy pinned me to the bed and held me there for good 2 minutes, I could not even move any part of my body , my teeth and mouth sef could not move that day, when he knew I was not going to throw another thing, he just released my hand and walked away. Na that day I know say, my strength no reach man own and I had to apologize on my knees and stayed on my knees for good 15 minutes performing a well deserved BJ

U 2 much....e b like say na my side u from come.

@kingsleyinfo. Husband people generally for this side of the world dey look wife as second class or like stranger wey con visit...make e do make e go. e don con chop our broda money...and stuff like tht. Husband people generally b vultures so the wife no need to do anything wrong before them go prey on am. This sista in question fit no reach the wife for any level, besides if the sistas get head dem for dey either their husband house or their papa house and that na the only 2 places wey woman suppose dey. Which one dem dey con they legislate for their broda house, tht place no be their constituency. Take it or leave it na woman get husband house. Na im make am, man suppose shine im eyes as per marrige mata. The man in question na mumu and e go suffer am. The sistas wey no gree marry dom con scatter im marrige e dey look dem. As for d wife here, i don talk am b4, na 1 life u get...u deserve to leave the good life...if u do mumu....those people fit kill u and ur pikin marry anoda wife give their mumu broda...na ur loss...na ur parents loss....pray and do the needful.

This is manipulation from the pit of hell! The sistas dont want u in the marriage and ur hubby is either naive or a victim. It is ur responsibility to protect urself and ur baby. Notify your parents who i xpect to discuss the issue with the in-laws. Note: U only hav 1 life to live, don't waste it. U deserve a better life and u can have it. Ur hubby is not acting rite. Be careful, be prayerful.

it is easy to pass in those 'preferred schools' not for any other reason. those preferred schools....especially the No. 1.....na runs full there.....u can make a 1st class easy if u know ur way.