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Education / Re: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by Jceazer12(m): 12:45am On Mar 17, 2013
To my greatest suprise the department of business management was not listed...kudos though dere are some crook in dere.Those accounting lecturers are born wicked...Mr akabon can't even complete a sentence in enlish language and his a Dr.Abeg make una flush dem out six years without promotion and also return cash dat were excessively paid to them,na wao....student don suffer because na student go pay that money through sorting.God bless Unical.
NYSC / Re: NYSC FLASHBACK( Those Days) by Jceazer12(m): 8:41am On Mar 03, 2013
State: Oyo Batch: C Year: 2010/2011 PPA: Baptist Senior High School II LGA: Saki West CDS: FRSC. I can't forget saki west cos datz where i kick up my MC/stand Up comedy Career.And my student do call me corper to ni swag,it was fun.Corper wee!!!
Religion / Re: I Cannot Reject Aircraft Gift –S.K Abiara by Jceazer12(m): 10:23am On Feb 16, 2013
modicum: On issues like this, I want to thread softly not to be seen to judge nor condemn an anointed. For no one will pass judgement on the anointed and will be guiltless before God. Having said that however, my admonition goes to the men of God. Most of them started well and God lifted them. But what we now see is the danger of fullness. The deceitfulness of riches is derailing most of them. How many jets did they use at the beginning of their Ministry. Yet they saw the raw hands of God and their churches exploded with people who yearned for the truth. If a Pastor could even afford a jet in this impoverished economy, shouldn't the love for the people be enough restraint. Would Jesus do this if he were to be in Nigeria today? Among the hungered, a person drinking common Garri may be lynched for being sumptuous. This is what these men of God should think about. Also, I want to submit that only a very negligible percentage of wealthy men in this present Nigeria will be able to righteously acquire a jet, without a shady underground. Aside the acquisition cost of about N10b, the parking at the port is about N20,000.00 per day, Pilot's salary, maintenance is done daily, not like a car you service 3 monthly, landing tax in foreign countries is exorbitant even for commercial aircraft etc. All these associated cost of maintenance is over a million Naira monthly. So would an hungry man among the congregation not be tempted to pass judgement on the man of God? Paul the Apostle said if my eating meat will make my fellow brother to stumble, I will rather not eat meat. The men of God are making us to stumble by forcing the hungry populace to pass unhealthy comments. I will not. But let everything be done decently a nd in order.
Nice write up,U said it all.
Phones / Re: The Nigerian Blackberry Adventure - An Interesting Phenomenon by Jceazer12(m): 9:42am On Feb 16, 2013
clerkent: Ola: "Hey Sandra, I jst got my
blackberry torch! I'l buy d pin
nextweek'
Sandra: "Hmmm? U try ooo! Me
don dash Ekaete my own ooo"
Joy: "Ah! Y nah?"
Sandra: "Bcoz blackberry don tire
me, na BB I dey use!"
Joy: "wow! U r rich oo! I envy u...
Is ur BB samsung or Nokia?"
Sandra: "Noooo! How can I use
dose ceap BBs? It's microsoft
nah"
Joy: "wow! Dat1 mst be expensive
ooo! Shey blackberry dey ping
BB? Jst give me ur pin so I can
call
u wen I buy my own pin"
Sandra: "Eyaaaa... I'm sorry, I left
my pin @home! U knw its nt safe
walking around wit ur pin, e fit
chook u!"
Hahahahahahaha i still dey laugh Naija gurls too funny.
Sports / Re: Should Siasia Share In Keshi's Glory? by Jceazer12(m): 7:52am On Feb 09, 2013
He deserve some credit for the team success,just like claudio Ranieri deserve more credit on mourinho success @ chelsea.Datz football for you,the coach on the seat when the team win trophy takes all glory.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Calls For Stay Of Execution Of Nigerians In Indonesia by Jceazer12(m): 7:25am On Feb 06, 2013
Good move GEJ...*clapping*
Crime / Re: Teacher Defiles Pupil With A Pencil In Lagos by Jceazer12(m): 6:47am On Feb 06, 2013
FXKing2012:
How do u mean? What evidence is there to support the little girl's claim? So if u are acussed of a wrongdoing does that mean u should be locked up even without any tangible evidence?

It's the girl's word against the teacher's until there is a solid evidence. Never rush to pass judgement cos u never know.
Thank you very much,people are just so fast to crucify others.How are we sure the little girl know what she is saying and what will the teacher benefit for using pencil on a little girl?
Politics / Re: ACN, CPC, ANPP And APGA Merged Officially? by Jceazer12(m): 6:30am On Feb 06, 2013
[color=#000099][/color] If it is true,goodnews...atleast PDP will be given a good for there money.I'm tired of PDP(OBJ) ruling us.
Sports / Re: Ejide Out For 2 Weeks! by Jceazer12(m): 11:04am On Jan 12, 2013
Whether it will take 2days or 2weeks it does not in anyway affect the super eagles preparation,ejide to me is not a good goalkeeper his too fat and cannot even dive because his overweight abegi next page.
Career / Re: Bank Aptitude Test by Jceazer12(m): 10:02am On Jan 12, 2013
sixteen08: In addition to what @alamutalo said,practice and get very very familiar with gmat past questions and oda materials such as shl,dragnet etc....dat way u can beat d time.....U can drop ur email here so I can send u some materials(gmat past questions,shl sample,pix of standard chartered pattern recognitions qtns) *dats if ur interested*
. Alright thanks this is my mail aj4barca@yahoo.com,i truly appreciate your concern.
Career / Bank Aptitude Test by Jceazer12(m): 1:50pm On Jan 05, 2013
Follow nairalanders please i need tips on how to successfully pass bank aptitude test.Your comment will go long way to help me prepare for the test.thanks.
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by Jceazer12(m): 7:11pm On Dec 05, 2012
Nice one Ibu,ur head dey dere.
Celebrities / Re: Veteran Actor Enebeli Elebuwa Is Dead (Pix)... by Jceazer12(m): 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2012
RIP Andrew U're one of the best actor....Nigeria will miss you but God love you most.
Fashion / Re: Kim Kardashian Vs Yvonne Nelson…who Wore The Bebe Hooded Dress Better? by Jceazer12(m): 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2012
KIM u no go kill kanye take time O!,yvonne nelson i have your medicine....if inyanya want ur waist me want you.*draw*
Romance / Re: If You Were In Position To Help Your EX With Money, Will You Do It? by Jceazer12(m): 4:06pm On Nov 16, 2012
I can assist but not when she see me as an ATM.
NYSC / Re: Should NYSC Stop Including Phone Numbers Of Corpers In The Year book? by Jceazer12(m): 3:20pm On Nov 01, 2012
Same thing hsppen to me,he just text me later called dat we serve together @ oyo state dat is working with agip blah blah balh.....i just laugh cos i know is scam.
Politics / Re: Governor Suntai, Other Passengers Survive Plane Crash by Jceazer12(m): 9:19am On Oct 26, 2012
Thank God O!
Crime / Re: Uniport Killings: Suspects Charged With Conspiracy, Murder by Jceazer12(m): 10:40am On Oct 18, 2012
Kindly kill them,no need of adjourning the case till Dec 20....naija court system is something else,u'll be suprise dose mob will be grant bail with 1million naira on the table.Naija i hail O!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Baby Mama And Son? by Jceazer12(m): 10:01am On Sep 17, 2012
Until i see wizkid post with the baby and her mother i'll belive this story.
Crime / Re: Wunmi Adebayo Was Killed By Her Boyfriend by Jceazer12(m): 9:29am On Sep 17, 2012
Na wao...!!! Boyfriend killing girlfriend is a wicked world.
Nairaland / General / Re: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by Jceazer12(m): 12:02am On Sep 15, 2012
Wonderful...where is my dog o....ok bingo go to the backyard and eat dat bone..*wink*,and again people should stop eating dogs abeg goat,cow,ram,chicken and turkey etc never finish for market.
Music/Radio / Re: Iyanya - Ur Waist (Video) by Jceazer12(m): 11:45pm On Sep 14, 2012
shymexx: WTF is this? - the guy didn't say anything in this video..

No content, rubbish tune.. undecided
Go and sing ur own na,if u think is easy.My broda naija hard any which way is way...Iyanya my hand dey up for you.
Politics / Re: Army GOC Batters Truck Driver At Tincan Port by Jceazer12(m): 9:50am On Sep 14, 2012
Why? Why? Why? Must dey brutalize a poor man that is huzzling for his daily bread.Is it a crime to be a civilian? Do dey want all civilains to become soldiers? Datz very bad, which way Nigeria?
Politics / Re: 9 Suspected Kidnappers Of ESUT VC Arrested by Jceazer12(m): 9:14am On Sep 14, 2012
I thought they said the VC was with his convoy before he was kidnapped,so nine men overpower the vc convoy...hahaaha naija is a funny country anytin can happen.
Religion / Don't Ever Mock GOD. by Jceazer12(m): 3:16pm On Aug 27, 2012
DO NOT MOCK GOD UNLESS YOU WANT
SUDDEN DEATH..
Here are some men and women
who mocked
God:
Tancredo Neves(President of
Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign,
he
said if he got 500,000 votes from
his
party, not even God wouldremove
him from
Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got
sick a
day before being made President,
then
he died.
Cazuza(Bio-sexu al Brazilian
composer,
singer and poet): During A show
in Canecio ( Rio
de Janeiro ), while
smoking his cigarette, he puffed
out
some smoke into the air and said:
'God, that's for
you.' He died
at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER
in a
horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the
construction of Titanic, a reporter
asked him how safe the Titanic
would
be. With an ironic tone he said:
'Not
even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know
what happened to
the Titanic.
In Campinas , Brazil a group of
friends,
drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The
mother accompanied her to the
car
and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friendsand
she said to the
daughter holding her hand,
who was already seated inthe car:
'My
Daughter, Go With God And May
He
Protect You.' She responded: 'Only
If
He (God) Travels In The Trunk,
Cause
Inside Here.....It's Already Full ' Hrs
later, news
came by that dey had been
involved in a fatal
accident,everyone
had died, the car could notbe
recognized what
type ofcar it had
been, but surprisingly, the trunk
was
intact. The police said therewas
no way the trunk
could have remained
intact. To their surprise, inside the
trunk was a crate of eggs, none
was
broken.
Is GOD of all gods Mightier than
the
mightiest? Stronger than the
strongest?
Let's praise the Almighty......
DON'T MOCK GOD!!! DON'T EVER DO
IT!
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of Police Dancing Kukere At Owambe Party by Jceazer12(m): 3:39pm On Aug 24, 2012
Na waoH! Police no be human being? Abeg make him follow kukere.*winks*
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Iyanya Before And Now by Jceazer12(m): 9:39am On Aug 24, 2012
All dey want is ur waist master,all my ladies kukere money follow abeg see as the guy fresh...anybody wey say money no good slap am.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / In One Word Describe Victor Valdes Howler? by Jceazer12(m): 9:34am On Aug 24, 2012
Barcelona goal keeper victor valdes fumble with a ball yesterday that might cause his team the super copa espana,in one word describe that great mistake.
Webmasters / Re: 10 Online Security Tips You Need To Know by Jceazer12(m): 9:50am On Aug 18, 2012
Nice one....thanks for the info.
Family / Re: In One Word Describe Your ''MOTHER'' by Jceazer12(m): 5:17pm On Aug 16, 2012
The Best
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of I-Go-Save, Maleke And I-Go-Die Back In The Days by Jceazer12(m): 4:40pm On Aug 16, 2012
Thank God for their lives today,anybody wey say money no good slap am.

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