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Crime › Re: Osemudiamen Idemudia: Missing Lagos Banker’s Body Found In Morgue by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:28pm On May 21, 2025
danvon:
Maybe he loaned someone money so they decided to kill him to avoid repayment.

Or maybe he's a cultist since he is Benin.
It is this kind of reasoning that has made Nigeria the unofficial unsolved murder capital of the world.

Police saw a corpse, assuming they aren't the ones who made him a corpse, they did not search for clues, report the homicide, inform the press and start an investigation immediately. Instead, they dumped the corpse in a morgue and even the attendants also accepted it, no queries! The family also took the corpse, possibly paid for it's release and buried it!

Then we have people saying still like, maybe he's a cultist because of his place of origin?

My, oh my!!

What a country!
Politics › Re: Source Foreign Students To Boost Revenue, Gbajabiamila Tells Varsities by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:16am On May 21, 2025
Mindlog:
Nigerian public universities source foreign students.....what a joke! 😃
I wonder o, maybe they should "source" them using bandits to kidnap them from Nigeria, Chad and Benin then force their relatives to pay "Education Ransom", and release them after graduation.

Meanwhile, Naija youths wey dey jápa go UK and Canada were not "sourced" by the universities they ran to, o......they willingly paid thousands of Dollars to escape this country.
Politics › Re: Zamfara Christian Convert, Zainab Muhamadu To Face Trial In Sharia Court by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:22am On May 21, 2025
Beremx:
She will come out victorious. I hope she gets good lawyers to fight for her. She has every right to change her religion abeg.
She will be killed if the FG doesn't stop the Shari'a court, I assure you!

If they are stopped, a precedence is set, and Muslims will be able to convert without fear.

However, the argument that she's no longer bound by Shari'a because she's now a Christian, will the so-called "court_ admit it?

It's up to the FG now to save her, else she will be martyred or go back to Islam to save her life. After all, this is the whole goal.
Crime › Re: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:13am On May 21, 2025
[quote author=Nemere2020 post=135444733]See Video of the father driving against traffic :
the distance between tyre and rear passenger seat, oooooo!

So someone who wanted to shoot tyre shit the person seating in the rear seat!

LIES!!!!
Romance › Re: No Man Can Go 3 Rounds: Medical Doctor Sparks Debate With A Theory About Men by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:53pm On May 20, 2025
This Dr no sabi wetin e dey talk.

Anyway, wetin consign me?
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Reaffirms Okun, Kwara Connection To Yoruba Dynasty by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:15pm On May 19, 2025
kaltonga:
Hmm attached by force.. Okun and Kwara are not YORUBAS, they are Kwara and. Okun tribes, period!
Are you Okun?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Claim U15s Cup As Cristiano Jr Scores 2, Hits SIU Celebration (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:02pm On May 19, 2025
DeeScan:
Explains Nani, Renato Sanchez and this one in a.c milan


But Brazil got blacks too even wayore than the Portuguese.. Were black folks also slaves to the Brazilians,??
The Portuguese took slaves to Brazil as well.

That's why Brazilians also speak Portuguese.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Claim U15s Cup As Cristiano Jr Scores 2, Hits SIU Celebration (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:39pm On May 18, 2025
Richcreed:
Liea from pits of hell,Arab world.didnt kil any slave.l
So where are the black Arabs?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portugal Claim U15s Cup As Cristiano Jr Scores 2, Hits SIU Celebration (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:34pm On May 18, 2025
FactBoyz:
Congratulations to him.. his yet to be revealed mum is probably half white or black cause this young lad isn't white
Portugal is the only European country that totally integrated the African slaves into their society, marrying them and having mixed kids.

They're not like the UK and US that discriminated against them to this day or the Arab world that killed them all.

As a result, a lot of Portuguese look mixed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (1 - 0) On 17th May 2025 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:11pm On May 17, 2025
Emma1Oj:
carried UCL with Barca(Henry) and Ajax(KANU) ooo
What of with Arsenal?
That's kinda what the guy was saying.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UAE Women With Long Hair Dance For Donald Trump (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m):
We forget that even Saudi Arabia has a CULTURE apart from Islam.

The same way Yoruba Christians can beat Bata drums and dance in Church to praise God, even though bàtá is not mentioned in the Bible.

I know people will argue that exposing of hair is against Islam, well.......I am not an authority, because I'm a Christian, but here we have it........the culture at the root of Islam is presenting a dance that possibly predates the religion.

Muslims should make of it what they will.
Crime › Re: New Employee Caught Stealing From Madam Just A Day After Being Hired(Photos/Vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:47pm On May 15, 2025
DonBenny77:
E go shock you say na him babe influence am to steal those stuffs
So he has no brains and zero willpower to say no, right?

Guess what that says of him?

That is even worse than if he's simply a thief.
Sports › Re: Osimhen Breaks Turkish Goal Record As Galatasaray Ends Six-Year Cup Wait by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:34am On May 15, 2025
Satazaa:
Dunno why Arteta and the arsenal hierarchy are not interested in VO, with the enormous amount of convertible chances arsenal players like Saka, Rice and Ordegard creates at arsenal he will easily hit 30 plus goals if they sign him and coupled with the fact that he is a childhood arsenal fan. There is also the odd chance that RM may consider him and ship away Rodrigo paving way for vicious, osihmen and Mbappe attacking line and boy that will be fearsome.
Why would Arsenal be interested?

Do they want to win anything?
Politics › Re: June 12: Pay Abiola’s Family N45bn Debt, Lamido Tells Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45am On May 14, 2025
2mch:
45bn of then adjust for inflation will be like 450bn now. Na wa o.
So you think it's only 10x since 1975/76?

Think again.

That money was more than $45 billion back then, as N1 was more than $1.

Isn't it crazy, that the Naira was once worth more than Dollar? Crazy, but true.

Anyways, without even adjusting for inflation, how much is $45 billion now?

In any case, maybe the sum has already been adjusted for inflation, sha......and originally was just a couple million Naira back then that was owed.
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do If You Were In My Position? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:37pm On May 13, 2025
HelenaWills:
I wanted to get my mum a small car last year.
Didn't have money for a tokunbo so I asked my brothers to help me surf jiji for any affordable car.
They showed me a Civic 08 and since I drive one myself, I felt it would be nice to match with my mum.

My brothers and a Kazeem went for inspection and they discovered the car had a few things to be fixed which made them slash the price from 2.4M that we initially agreed to #2,050,000.
This was in June last year.

They set out to drive the car down to my house before heading to my mum's but brethrens, since June last year till this very moment as I type this. The car has only been parked from one Kazeem shop to another, on some days it was left by the road side or a petrol station for days out of frustration. I have spent above 700k on it all to no fruition. It's been almost a year now and this car hasn't made me it my house yet talk more of sending it to my mum. I contacted the guy and he said he had tried by slashing the price and that was all he could do. At some point, he stopped picking my brother's calls.
Please what advice can you give me?

Can I get him arrested or take legal measures against him at least? Or has this become my headache for life?
I need chunks of recommendations please.
We recently bought a 2009 Corolla.

During the search, my wife always went with a family friend who runs diagnostics while I went with a mechanical engineer colleague and friend who is automobile biased and also runs diagnostics, because we were searching in different locations.

We ran diagnostics on each and every car we checked, until we settled for one with "zero codes". Even that one still has minor issues to correct, and it cost us many times the N2m you paid for the Civic.

I'm sorry, but a car at that price, without rigorous testing, bought almost a full year ago?

Forget it. You don buy market.
Health › Re: Woman Shows Inside Look At BBL Clinic Lobby by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2025
BItt:
Can I do BBL on my cheeks?
Hope it will not affect my teeth when I smile
It can be done.

You'll look like a chipmunk with a mouthful of nuts, but you'll be fine.
Education › Re: UTME: 16-Year-Old Olamide Aderibigbe Scores 98% In Maths, 336 Overall by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34pm On May 11, 2025
SMEpromote:
You obviously didn't read to post, that's why you're asking another JAMB question on top Jamb result.
I obviously read the post. That's why I knew the subjects he took in the exam.
Education › Re: UTME: 16-Year-Old Olamide Aderibigbe Scores 98% In Maths, 336 Overall by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On May 11, 2025
zero8zero:
https://punchng.com/utme-16-year-old-scores-98-in-maths-336-overall/?amp
What does he wanna study with Maths, Physics and ECONOMICS?!?!
Phones › Re: Top 5 Smartphone Brands Bought By Nigerians In Q1 2025 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:40pm On May 10, 2025
What is Transsion?

Na LGBTQ phone?
Phones › Re: Top 5 Smartphone Brands Bought By Nigerians In Q1 2025 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:38pm On May 10, 2025
AdewoleofGod:
Quite surprised to see realme in this list, they just entered the market and they already have a name among the top 5
This shows that the combine quality and affordability
I recently got a realme Note 50 and I must say that I'm really enjoying it
Kudos to realme
Top 5 for where?

Na NAIJA MARKET den dey tok ooooo!
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks El-Rufai's Proposed Coalition by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:13pm On May 10, 2025
This same guy that was shouting "Tinubu Ole!" In front of Chatham House that year!

🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁

You just can't make this sh*t up!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Traoré Loved? Wode Maya Travels To Burkina Faso For Answers (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15am On May 10, 2025
PlanetZero:
Are you just dumb or your apc WhatsApp group just ask u to reason with your bum

People in the street of Burkina fast are been interviewed and they love their president. What kind of propaganda are u talking about. U think say na naija
Why not just block the e-diot and save yourself the intellectual trauma of reading his nonsense?
Foreign Affairs › Re: India-pakistan Clash In Skies Involved 125 Jets, Largest Dogfight Since WW2 by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11am On May 10, 2025
God1000:
what does JD Vance know

Both countries have nuclear weapons. Even a limited nuclear exchange would have catastrophic humanitarian, environmental, and economic effects, possibly triggering a global crisis (like a "nuclear winter" or major climate disruption).

India is a major player in the global economy, a full blown war with Pakistan will disrupt supply chains, markets, and regional stability, affecting everything from oil prices to stock markets worldwide.
JD Vance is the VP of the United States, and a former US Marine, yet you know more than he does about the military dynamics of the Indo-Pakistani area?

You sabi pass US Vice President, na in you dey here.

Issokay, continue.
Crime › Re: Thieves Steal 3 Cars From Military Base, Get Caught By Soldiers (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:59pm On May 09, 2025
iwaeda:
They should be summarily dismissed. If it were Nigeria, no comment. grin grin grin
You're forgiven.

Oya, goan read the post.
Crime › Re: Thieves Steal 3 Cars From Military Base, Get Caught By Soldiers (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:21pm On May 09, 2025
Na village pipu format dese ones brain o......

E don finally red for dem!
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Responsible For Attacks In Benue, Plateau Are Not Nigerians – Military by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34am On May 09, 2025
ogododo:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/05/08/herdsmen-responsible-attacks-benue-plateau-states-are-not-nigerians-military
Oga Soja,

Wehdone Sir.

Thank you for your intelligent deductions as to the nationality of the terrorists. It was a stroke of pure genius!

However, I am worried about the implication of this information.........

Does the the terrorists not being Nigerian make them immune to Nigerian bullets?

Will killing them result in a diplomatic row with the country claiming them?

Pls epp me answer these kweshuns o, because ayam not understanding.
Christianity Etc › Re: Robert Francis Prevost Is New Pope by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:48pm On May 08, 2025
Everyday247:
The irony is that someone said "long live the Pope" for a 60+ year old man. tongue

How long did the last guy live?

Anyways long live the Pope I suppose. 🤧👏
They do tend to live long, Bro.......Francis died at 88.

"Long live" means "may you live long", and, going by these words, they live long.

They never say "long reign the Pope".
Christianity Etc › Re: Habemus Papam: New Pope Elected by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:53pm On May 08, 2025
Wickedlywicked:
All these silly talks need to stop. This thing is done by voting, now how many black men are in the conclave? Just like black Africans, no Asian has ever been made Pope and Francis was the first Latino to attain the prestigious position but it’s only Africans that have this silly marginalization mentality huh It’s annoying tbh. Victimization is a tactic employed by weak people to gain sympathy, we black Africans are not weak!
As in........in fact, ehn....

Can a white man be Sultan or Ooni?

We need to know that these are spiritual positions tied to culture.

Wether anyone likes it or not, the Papacy is as cultural as it is spiritual. The Pope is the head of the Roman Catholic Church, which began in Europe and was basically a European Empire before spreading out to the rest of the world.

I am not surprised in any way that Popes are largely European.

Na dia religion, abeg. Make den carry am do as dey like.

Before people say something like, other races should be allowed because the Pope is the head of the Church, na lie o.

Jesus is the the Head of the Church. The real Church that He established on the truth of His Word, the real Church that He died for, that anyone can join by believing in Him and accepting Him as Saviour and Lord.

The Europeans can keep their institution. It is theirs.
Celebrities › Re: Sudden Change In Sean 'diddy' Combs' Appearance Surprises Observers ... by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58am On May 08, 2025
femtex007:
This guy don old oh
Prison nobe anybody mate
He's 55 years old!

He can look like that with the stress of being in Jail.

He already had gray hairs even before going in, he just kept it dyed, though it showed in some of his pics
Politics › Re: Ijele Speaks To Appear In Court Thursday After Case Transferred To Lagos by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:51am On May 07, 2025
Click like if you've blocked Helinues!

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says US To Stop Attacking Houthis In Yemen As Group Has 'capitulated' by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:48am On May 07, 2025
[quote author=Johncarlo07 post=135271677][/quote]It's not my fault that you can't check for videos online.

Even when you see the videos, you'll still say it's AI grin

'Cause you'll only see what you wanna see.

No wahala sha......keep on being you. I have no beef with that.

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