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CrimeRe: Suspicious Role Our Driver Played In Our Kidnap – NYSC Victim by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:12pm On Jan 19, 2025
Zonefree:
The dirty slap restored the driver's sanity instantly.

Slap is truly underrated.
My Brother!

Slap dey work o!
CrimeRe: Ogun: Husband Bathes Wife With Hot Oil, Stabs Her During Argument by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:39pm On Jan 19, 2025
Lonestar124:
As a man, to overcome 80percent of problem with your spouse, have your own separate room, let your wife have her own room.

If you're going out, lock your room, if you come back from work or business, jejely Waka enter your room and lock yourself inside, enjoy your space sometime in your marriage as if you're still a bachelor, ping your room as single man, if you are a game lover buy play station, television, small fridge etc and put in that room..

Be a man that your wife and children will knock and seek his face, stop making yourself available for your wife, but always be accountable and provide for your family when it comes to finance.

To much familiarity dey bring disrespect and altercation!!

For your peace of mind, privatized your space in your home, the tension is too much already on you.
Are you married with kids?

If you are, lemme just tell you, most of what you wrote is not 100% right.

If you want alone time, have a chat with your wife and let her know you need it. She will understand if she loves you, but LITTLE CHILDREN WON'T!

Don't alienate your kids. Doing that has a way of coming back to bite you, especially when you're old.

For your own good, be friends with your wife and kids. Let them enjoy you when you're around, miss you when you're not, and rejoice when you return home.

Men who try to toe the path you described up there are the type their kids don't call "Dad". I know people who call their dads "Chief", "Alhaji", "Prof", "Mr. So-so", etc. because there is no parent-child relationship.

If you want to lock yourself away, just know that you'll soon become "the man who lives with us", instead of "Daddy".
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor And Wife Allegedly Squander ₦5 Million Donated For Daughter’s Surgery by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:46pm On Jan 19, 2025
alphonsojaybaz:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/01/19/pastor-and-wife-allegedly-squander-%e2%82%a65-million-donated-for-daughters-surgery/
This is fraud.

If their receipt of the funds is documented, EFCC needs to come for them.
CelebritiesRe: Zari Hassan Calls Out Annie Idibia, Labels Her 2face ‘Baby-Making Machine’ by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:44pm On Jan 19, 2025
backbone503:
Make this girl rest! I don't think any babe truly loves 2baba like Annie. She was with him when he had literally nothing
Did you read the OP?

If you did, you'll know Annie caused the whole thing.
FoodRe: This Is Tuwo Shinkafa: One Of The Most Popular Swallow In Northern Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2025
Delicious!

There was one popular place in Bida, where we stopped for Tuwo whenever travelling to Abuja back in the days.

I miss Tuwo.
PoliticsRe: Protect Nigerians, Don’t Kill the Innocent – CDS Musa Warns Officers by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:54pm On Jan 18, 2025
They don't usually kill innocent civilians.

They only BEAT, TORTURE and DEHUMANIZE them.

Not the same as killing.

Ìranù.
TravelRe: Many Feared Dead, Others Injured As Tanker Explosion Rock Dikko In Niger State by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51pm On Jan 18, 2025
Infoguy666:
https://news360ng.com/breaking-many-feared-dead-others-injured-as-tanker-explosion-rock-niger-community/
Yep.

People still scooping fuel.

Instead of running away screaming.

Don't they know by now that scooping petrol from crashed tankers is literally the WORST idea?

Den use poverty do us for Naija?
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Stopped Akwa Ibom From Having 24-hour Power After I Built Plant – Attah by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:43pm On Jan 18, 2025
RealityOfReason:
You mean, Obj could not propose an amendment bill to the NASS to reclassify power generation/distribution to the concurrent list?

You mean, Obj had to be told that the erstwhile arrangement was antithetical to growth and industrialization; that meagre 4000 megawatts wasn't enough for 200m+ people where South Africa with 50m population had 40,000 megawatts? He had to be begged to do that?

Sometimes I wonder if people are really this dvmb in real life it's just SM cruise
Why didn't Atta and his 3 Senators go to the Senate?

Is it OBJ complaining now, after 22 years?

I am not making excuses for OBJ, but why would Attah build a power plant worth billions before finding out that power generation could not be done by states at that time, according to the law? What did he expect after he built it? That OBJ will bend the law for him, or change it for him?

Attah belongs to the same crop of governors that fought for 13% derivation from oil revenue. They won that one, because they would get rich from it. Why not fight for the plant, too? Meanwhile, after all these decades of getting jumbo packages on behalf of the states, look at the condition of the SS!

I don't know how old you are, but I was an adult all through those times and I remember all the stupid politics these guys played back then, only to start telling stories now.

And stop thinking people who don't agree with you are dumb. You don't know who I am.
CrimeRe: 29-Year-Old Mother Slaughtered While Harvesting Vegetables In Ogun State by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:26pm On Jan 18, 2025
Gs001:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/young-mother-slaughtered-harvesting-vegetables-on-ogun-farm/%3famp
In this current time, people, especially women, still go to the farm alone?

Even in the 80s, a comparatively peaceful era, we went to farm in a large group, with our implements, cutlasses, and Dad always carried a gun.

It was not only because of thieves or herdsmen, but also wild animals.

Say much less of these days of ritualists, kidnappers, killer herdsmen, bandits.......

Anyway, may her soul rest in peace.

Chai!
EducationRe: 2-Year-Old Rapheala Ogbodo Dies At Smiley Kids Montessori School Sangotedo by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:21pm On Jan 18, 2025
24hrPrayer:
What a beautiful baby
A life cut short, just like that!

Juslaidat........ cry cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Heads To France For A Private And Official Mission (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:06pm On Jan 18, 2025
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Obtains A Court Order To Arrest Reno Omokri! by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:25pm On Jan 18, 2025
aycorporat:
Arrest him for what specifically?

So the Church Heads cannot take half of what they dish out to people and the next thing is to use the Police to arrest them instead of leaving them to God.

So all the abuses heaped on Buhari and Emilokan, what if they decide to start arresting everyone? I remember before the general elections, most of the Church heads spewed different vitriol against Tinubu, today, he's president. Has he arrested anyone for that?

Even in civilized countries their pastors are being called out on daily basis and yet there is no threat

Nigeria is a signatory to freedom of speech among the comity of nations and we shouldn't be seen as backwards.
What was your take on Dele Farotimi's own defamation case?

Asking for a friend.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Stopped Akwa Ibom From Having 24-hour Power After I Built Plant – Attah by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:20pm On Jan 18, 2025
realguyremzy:
Then the law should have been amended. That is what is called progress

Remember, law was made by man and for man. Obasanjo should have constitutionally amend the law
OBJ was President, not a Senator.

Obong Victor Attah had 3 Senators from his state.

Did he ask them to help him?

Did he lobby the legislature?

Don't put this on OBJ. It cannot stick, because there's nothing OBJ could have done in this case.
CrimeRe: Transgender Girl Stabbed By Gang, Who ‘attacked Her For Lying About Her Gender by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:17pm On Jan 18, 2025
Padipadi:
Wait. Let's be humane Mr Femisplash.
Trans, LGBTQ, Diddy Oil merchants, agaygay bread sellers, strappon insulations and other iron benders are abominations. But the deception act is irrespective of any gender status. Straight people do that too.
A murder attempt was done here and that one supercede any trans issue. Na that one we suppose prevent gaskiya.
I don't like trans homo Diddy Oil merchants but don't support attacks, murders of them.
Let everybody behave well.
What do you expect of the perpetrators?

The are a GANG, after all.

It's even better for shim that it is the UK. If na US, shim (abi na IT) would just go missing. End of story.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Stopped Akwa Ibom From Having 24-hour Power After I Built Plant – Attah by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:09pm On Jan 18, 2025
Leobankx:
A former Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Obong Victor Attah, has alleged that ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo stopped him from distributing electricity to the people of the South-South state after he built a 191 megawatts power generation station.


https://www.channelstv.com/2025/01/17/obasanjo-stopped-me-from-distributing-electricity-to-akwa-ibom-after-i-built-power-plant-attah/
Obong, it was not OBJ as a person.

Power generation was just placed on the concurrent list by Buhari's outgoing government.

Up till then it was on the exclusive list, only to be provided by the Federal Govenment.
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Man Charged For Pouring Beer Into A Fish's Mouth In Viral Video - PICTURES by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:04pm On Jan 18, 2025
PlayerMeji:
Hypocrisy of the highest order...

Isn't it the same country where a Nigerian was beaten to death in their police custody moments ago and nothing has been done about that...

So the life of a carp is worth more than a foreigner's life..
Yes.

By the above submission, yes.

A fish has better protection from SA government than a Nigerian because it's a South African fish.

Let's just face it.

Plus, it's their country.

In our country,

Does our government protect any of us, weda na fish abi na human being?
Science/TechnologyRe: Elon Musk’s SpaceX Starship Rocket Explosion Minutes After Launch (Videos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:45pm On Jan 17, 2025
Gotocourt:
His cars catching fire
Rocket catching fire shocked

Omo na WA oOoOO
Where did his car catch fire, Ògá?

The one at Trump Hotel that was a clear act of arson?
PoliticsRe: Angry Dave Umahi Shows A Foreign Contractor How To Do His Job, On Site by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:42pm On Jan 17, 2025
Kelklein:
The gullible would believe and praise this story.

As a minister, his anger should be at the Ministry's Project Supervisory Team who are supposed to continuously monitor projects to ensure the contractors maintain the required standards.

What the minister did there was just for photo-ops..

Let's get serious as a people.. please.
Thank you, oooooo!

Non AEC professionals will be spewing political trash, so it's best for us to just negodu....

He's the Client. His ministry has reps on site, as well as consultants. If he has to come here to do "demo", it means the entire supervisory team has failed, and they should all be fired!

If, however, as I suspect is the case, they are performing, then the "Ògá Minister" is simply entertaining gullible Nigerians, and the Contractor and other professionals have no choice but to just humour him.
HealthRe: Patients Dying In Corridors As UK Hospital Standards Collapse by Jeezuzpick(m):
budaatum:
We can rejoice. The UK health system is now so bad that there's no reason for our rich and politicians to bother stealing our foreign currency to go buy health there.

All we need now is a thread claiming the UK universities kill students, and Nigerians wouldn't be coming to buy university neither and will buy made in Nigeria instead.
This report is about NHS care, provided by the government.

Private hospitals are expensive, so few can afford them, but those few include our criminal leaders.
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Heard Someone Call Her Name By 12am (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:50pm On Jan 16, 2025
PresidObi:
So, if I just want to stress you, I will come to your window and shout your name and it will set you off on this panic mode?

I have just learnt how to punish some of my neighbours. People get time. grin


If you like, call my name by 3am, I will answer loudly and go back to sleep with a smile on my face. If you're an evil spirit, step in, dont stay far and be calling, step in and I will wring your spirit neck grin
Could be a drunk neighbour.

Could be mischievous friend.

Still......even people from our "advanced" countries believe in the paranormal. I have seen a video of a man who recorded his "Mom" calling him from outside in the middle of the night, telling him to open the door, except that his Mom lived far away, and had spoken to him on the phone that same evening!

Of course, he freaked out!

Needless to say, he didn't open the door, because he knew it wasn't his Mom even though it was her voice.
FamilyRe: The Day She Stops Calling by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:22pm On Jan 16, 2025
Tsarbomba:
One day your momma won't call you anymore.
One day you will wish she had lived more days to enjoy your time with her.
One day she'll stop telling you to stop with your jokes.
One day she'll stop giving you the advices she thinks is right for you.
One day you will find the house where she was always waiting for you with a cup of hot coffee upon arrival, empty.
One day her voice will no longer be heard.
One day, only memories will remain.
Time flies and waits for nothing and nobody.
And on that day, you will feel a void so great that nothing and no one can fill!
But even in the midst of grief, there is a lesson to be learned.
A lesson about the importance of cherishing every moment, of appreciating every second, and of loving every person in your life.
Because one day, they won't be there anymore, and all you'll have are memories.
So, while your momma is still with you, make the most of every moment.
Listen to her stories, laugh at her jokes, and soak up her love.
Because one day, she'll be gone, and you'll be left with only memories to hold onto.
Na only Momma?

I miss my Dad DIE!

He's been gone nearly five years, and I still think of him.

However,

Maybe I feel this way because my Mom is still with us.
HealthRe: Can A Man Contract STD/STI By Receiving BJ raw? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:16pm On Jan 16, 2025
omochelsea004:
I don't understand, do you mean if she has injury in her mouth? Or through the saliva?
If you want to keep asking argumentative questions, it means you're just here to waste people's time.

Anyway, lemme save everybody some time. Google Michael Douglas and his throat cancer. You can also see the attached image.

You'll see more than enough reason why you should simply not perform such a disgusting and dangerous act.

TravelRe: One Dead, Two Injured In Ogun Auto Crash by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:21am On Jan 16, 2025
After taking sachet ethanol, they will enter road anyhow.

Chai!
TravelRe: One Dead, Two Injured In Ogun Auto Crash by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13am On Jan 16, 2025
See how okada rider don ruin pipu year now......

None of the people affected by this will remain the same with this horrible memory.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Deserve The Hardship They Are Going Through – Apostle Suleman by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:12am On Jan 16, 2025
Karleb:
I hate this guy but he is telling the truth.
"Hate" is such a strong word. Are you even supposed to hate a fellow human being?
CultureRe: Yoruba People From Kogi State. by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:00am On Jan 16, 2025
SpatialKing:
There no Yoruba people in kogi state
Yorubas are only found in the 6 south west states
Stop drinking, you no go hear.
PoliticsRe: FG To Spend N8bn On Orientating Nigerians On Payment Of Electricity Bills by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:07pm On Jan 15, 2025
Thieves.
HealthRe: Please I Need A Good Drug For Anal Fissure Pains At My Anus by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Jan 15, 2025
Emeskhalifa:
Na pile. Reduce too much intake of sugar and carbonated drink. I hope it doesn't lead to surgery sha coz omooorrrr.... Hmmmm cry
Not always.

Can be due to constipation.
Foreign AffairsRe: Los Angeles Fire: Video Of Homes In Rubble (photos/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:00pm On Jan 15, 2025
MMempire:
I agree, but it will not spread so fast and would have been contained.
The houses might have retarded the spread, but what made it worse was how rich those people are. I mean, they left a lot of cars behind while evacuating, cars with tanks full of petrol. That's what actually finished those homes, the cars.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama Won’t Attend Trump’s Inauguration by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37am On Jan 15, 2025
God1000:
I won't blame her, Donald trump hates them

Self preservation and keeping oneself sane is important, After the disrespect the Felon in Chief showed her husband. Respect is earned, and the Felon has not earned it.
It will only be a big deal if she was President, which, lasi time I checked, she wasn't.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Distributes Palliatives To SUG Presidents Nationwide by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:35am On Jan 15, 2025
Just bribes.

Dasall!
Foreign AffairsRe: Los Angeles Fire: Video Of Homes In Rubble (photos/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34am On Jan 15, 2025
MMempire:
Time for them to start using bricks and blocks with cement and iron rod reinforcement. What a lesson.
Engineer here.

Even with those, once a house is burnt in such intense heat, it's only good for demolition and reconstruction.

The fire would have weakened the blocks and mortar joints, all wiring will be melted and fused.

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