₦airaland Forum

baralatie:
Bala?

Bluu

obinnajohnson:
Bro na so we hear am oo! APC has finally succeeded in burying our dear country after killing her in 2015.

They have modelled themselves after China's CCP that produces all office holders no matter what!

One party state

Dasall!

INEC should just pack up and go home.

LET SITTING PRESIDENTS AND GOVERNORS JUST NAME THEIR SUCCESSORS, KAWAI!!

At least, we won't waste money on ineffectual elections anymore.

LordBiden:
Busy body SA

Ramaphosa focus on getting jobs for your lazy ass citizens.

How is SA a busybody?

Ramaphosa is obviously on an assignment and he played his part beautifully.

He didn't jump into a matter that is not his concern, the players asked him to do what he's doing.

Putin called him beforehand.

Zelenskyy came visiting to discuss.

He briefed Trump afterwards.

This doesn't sound like a busybody's doings to me.

I'm sure it's not lost on us both that our very own Baba was not asked to play this honourable role.

SpatialKing:
Exactly 👌
Peter Obi has proven that Governors are useless when it comes to presidential elections

Peter Obi defeated Tinubu in Lagos state is own backyard without a governor

Buhari won GEJ with all the Governors around him

The only problem is INEC, if INEC defects to APC there is nothing anyone can do..

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news......but INEC is already in APC. The Supreme Court, too.

Damilgodwin:
Baba just wan give Burna boy more fame

Whatever.

If he wins the case, he gets a stack of money.

BUGOFF:
Depends if you're building those sandhouses we used to build as kids.

I like you, jare!

What's the rush?

In Wike's voice: "WHY ARE YOU IN A HURRY?!?!"

Maxymilliano:
https://www.thecable.ng/we-welcome-criticism-but-you-crossed-the-line-senate-replies-tunde-bakare-over-emergency-rule-comment/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ0uZtleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHt7ElBBehmHDd-rpo3hrd9fJkElJ9qFT6CRBIYgo1u45_BmsrIB-44pGtfHV_aem_VEM3L_ucLidRNbSYDDA_3Q

Pastor go fight shameless politicians for where potopoto dey.

In the words of Fela, "no fight roforofo fight"

Las-las, pipu wey fight roforofo fight go resemble each other. Den go be like twins. Innocent go resemble guilty. No way to differentiate dem again.

Das why we no dey fight roforofo fight.

Pastor suppose dey wise to avoid dis kain fight.

themosthigh:
That is to show you that Russia is a 3rd rate power. Even Isreali prime minster is under international arrest warrant and he travels everywhere. Even the Saudi Crown prince can go anywhere after butchering someone. Can you imagine someone trying to even arrest an American president or even ex president. Them no born you well. B 2 bomber go dey air, and A 10 warthog go straff una whole country.

The A10.......an absolute UNIT of a plane, abi na flying gun?

In fact, it's a YUUUGE GUN with a plane attached.

They arrest Nigerians in the UK for preaching Jesus Christ on the street.

They still come here and vilify our people for buying what they want to eat.

E try.

E been misyarn small, sha.....but e try in own.

Anoda man go enter continue

nairalanda1:
Yeah, and many of his fellow leaders are dead or rotting in prison

He himself is on the run

Or declared "repentant" and released

dederocs:
He is no kilaboi, just a foolish boy, that should be executed if Nigeria was a serious country like America.
https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/executions/upcoming-executions

Nigeria is a joke, the politicians only care about personal ego gratification and looting, they use the rest of the time in office playing politics and positioning their party to win next election.

Nigerians are in soup, this money politics system will destroy Nigeria if not changed.

Bello Turji killed 12 people to celebrate Salah a few weeks back.

God1000:
I'm Now a 'Born Again Christian', Gov Hope Uzodinma Accepts Christ

#IgbereTV

https://www.facebook.com/100077669374577/posts/pfbid02btmnJU373c8d4QUAmtLZEmkaeTS6zD6SGTJ8Db5JJ7ZyBinbTKSJmoYnDgpNQU2nl/?app=fbl

Oya naa......let's see the fruit, beginning with return of stolen funds.

ChildOfDoom:
I started womanizing to help me overcome my addiction of Betting.

It has helped to an extent as I spend majority of my time in a brothel, Eating, drinking, relaxing and fvcking (my mind leaves betting).

The issue now is that, since I started three years back, I have been treating one infection to another. Currently having skin reaction that brings out small inflammation and rashes on my body like my favourite olosho.

I can't help it. I have tried switching to drinking to take over womanizing, but it won't work.

Except I go back to betting (which is worse). In the past, I would sit all day in a bet9ja shop wasting away - gambling with my money, people's money and my belongings. Then I lose focus and don't work

But with womanizing, at least I get some pleasure, and get to use my money little by little. The rate at which it finishes is not as fast as betting.

The thought of having to choose between different bannies to lash at night keeps me motivated during the day to work harder for cash. Just the infection part as condom do burst at times while there are some I only do raw.

I know my lifespan is short, I just want to enjoy it with a sane mind and not fleeing from betting woes. My body is wired to do one addiction to stay placated/elated.

Having a girlfriend is scary. What if I invest a lot on just one girl and she cheats on me

You need Jesus.

When one is broken, he/she needs to go back to the Maker to be remade.

Trust me, this is what you need. I'm not trolling.

May the Lord direct your path to a meeting point with Him, in Jesus name.

Amen.

illicit:
Lol

Okay o.....keep laughing.

Police with gun dey cry, you dey laff.....it's well.

Maybe you're not in Nigeria.

Baronthecelebri:
He did not plan his life well

Really, o....

Also, what's his marriage like, if he's married?

Good financial synergy between husband and wife makes for the homes financial progress.

I've not had the kinda salary a banker earns, and I've been unemployed a total of over 2 years in my career, yet we have built a house, used cars, put kids in good schools.

The only thing I want to do now that I've been unable to is take my babe out of the country on holiday.

She deserves it, so we'll do that.

Righteousness2:
Beware!!
The spirit of these Endtimes is Fericiously Fericious.
The Endtimes Fever is blowing REAL HARD.


And Because Inquity shall abound, the Love of Many will Wax cold.

Bro, forget, o!

Even the "gospel music" wey in dey do na runs! All na to make money.

Na as de gospel runs no quick yield na in de guyman enta fake kidnap tins so.

inoki247:
Lol the continent they call Shitholee av surpassed all this from crashing anyhow to hijacking....


That shows as poor as they say African is we av gone past all this...

Abi we neva reach?


De leave wey we dey now, den don pas am taaay-taaay!

RaptorX:
Ordinary parking tickets na cancel, speeding tickets cancel, fighting with your boyfriend or girlfriend and olokpa was called na cancel, drinking while driving na cancel, protesting for Palestinians cancel.

I hope Oga Drumpf no go come still pursue us from Naija o

Oracleee:
Dude is good with words.

Guys just keep deceiving themselves.

The girl said yes because she was already interested or she felt she could benefit something from the guy.

A girl who is not going to say yes will not say yes.

Not ever.

And if she says yes later, it's because her friends have advised her to chop your money.

If love is not real, it's not real. This "good with words" or "spoil her with gifts" stuff is what causes paternity fraud.

Las-las, de babe go find who she like for real, dey dash am de kpekus wey you dey carry money buy.

Didn't they pay visa application fees?

Aren't they paying tuition?

nwakibie3:
Enroll them into the army sharp sharp

I won't be surprised if most of them are already in the Army.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Hundreds-of-Boko-Haram-suspects-arrested-in-Lagos-CJTF

Doesn't matter.

FG will call them "repentant" and prevent justice from being done.

Come to think of it......why would they join the Army when they already have stuff to do?

IPIGSRSHALLOW:
They will come to cry marginalization years later.
They are more interested in drug business right now. Small work with quick large money.
Many years from now, they will cry that too many Fulanis in the Army.

So Army recruitment determines provision of infrastructure and inclusion in governance?

Can we look at professors, medical doctors, lawyers, engineers businessmen, and other important professions and compare by ethnicity?

That will tell another story, you know.

There's a reason almost all soldiers speak Hausa. It's not just because most youths from the core north run into the armed forces or become terrorists, it's also because a lot of them communicate almost exclusively in that language.

SIXTEENTH:
Same scenario occurred just yesterday morning at Benin, a Mopol flugged an elderly worker at the Chinese company while the China man watched in awe

Just imagine!

It's almost as if it's a crime to be Nigerian!

phemmie06:
They're summoned because they extort Chinese nationale, how many have been arrested for extorting the citizens?

Extort?

Were you not here when a Chinese civilian ORDERED a MOPOL officer to shoot an unarmed Nigerian, and he did?

They are not extorting, they have been BOUGHT!

When Dele Farotimi wrote about the huge rot in Nigeria's Judiciary, they came for him.

Now, Wike, the master mudslinger, has come to expose them all.

Let the games begin!

missjekyll:
You dont cook obviously. Na rice go first done before stew unless you dont season your meat first before cooking

Not only that, sef.

Plenty stages dey for cooking soup or stew. Boiling meat, frying meat, frying sauce, adding the meat and stock, seasoning......all the while rice dey one side dey release steam.

Even worse, the rice cannot be completely removed! ( ). The little remaining will stay there and be burning.

It's a ridiculous idea!

dertty04:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJUZhKVMVA?si=ZmitM0PArYzL4Pwx

Luke.4.18 - "The Spirit of the LORD is upon Me, Because He has anointed Me To preach the gospel to the poor; He has sent Me to heal the brokenhearted, To proclaim liberty to the captives And recovery of sight to the blind, To set at liberty those who are oppressed.


Hmmmmm......Pastor don dey Sabi pass Jesus.

God help us all!

Moveittothem:
Of all Time?

Give it to Jesus Christ.
He even has a remembrance day (Christmas)

In 500 years to come, Micheal Jackson won't even be more popular than William Shakespeare or Socrates.

Of all time means celebrities that their popularity would flourish even after a thousand years.

Please let them nominate their celebrities.

Jesus is not in that class of people, at all!