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Politics › Re: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Returns To Kaduna (Photos & Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48am On Feb 28, 2025
naptu2:
Buhari Sallau @Buharisallau1






Bashir Ahmad @BashirAhmad



https://x.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1895184829483720763?t=ywA1Q63l9bEaJ4St01aKfA&s=19[/quote]Where are his wife and kids?

For a man who has retired, his family is conspicuously absent from his life.
Politics › Re: “Total Shamelessness” – El-rufai Fires Back At Reno Omokri by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:19am On Feb 27, 2025
Dalohad:
El-rufai don finish Reno patapata. grin
They are both scum!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali To Nigeria: Prosecute Those Who Uses USAID To Fund BOKO Haram by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:23pm On Feb 26, 2025
BafanaBafana:
The dude who made this allegation without evidence Scott Perry is a staunch Trump supporter, a conspiracy theorist to the core. I wonder why people are taking it seriously. I understand some are trying to use it to score political points.

Jonathan supporters are using it to justify the failure of his government.
Northerners feel USA is using it to fight Islam.
He will come to your bedroom to show you the evidence, abi?

If you want to believe American leaders just make such grave allegations even against their own agencies with no evidence, that is your own affair.

Remember, he was speaking against USAID, which has Democrat supporters in the same Senate!

Did you hear anyone shouting him down or calling him a liar? Why was the whole house dead quiet while he spoke? Where is the rebuttal from the Democrats? If there was one, I'm sure we would have seen it by now. The left-run media would have shoved it down our throats.
Career › Re: 'How I Lost My Job In Qatar For Wearing Gym Short'– Man Cries Out! (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:39pm On Feb 26, 2025
GistMedia0:
Adjusting to life in a new country comes with many challenges, and cultural differences can sometimes lead to unexpected consequences. An African man living in Qatar recently shared how he lost his job over a dispute about wearing shorts to the gym.

According to his account, trouble started when his neighbor took offense to him wearing shorts to the gym. The neighbor constantly complained, often engaging in verbal quarrels and even calling the police on him. When officers arrived, they made it clear that wearing shorts was not a crime but advised him to opt for longer clothing to avoid repeated conflicts with his neighbor.

Reluctantly, he followed their advice for months, choosing to wear long pants just to keep the peace. However, one fateful night, thinking it was late enough to avoid drama, he decided to wear shorts again. Unfortunately, his persistent neighbor saw him and reignited the issue. This time, instead of backing down, he stood his ground, leading to a heated verbal confrontation.

Thinking the matter was settled, he was shocked when, the very next day, his HR department called him in and terminated his employment. shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-s0-Z8hp0
He didn't lose his job for wearing shorts, he lost it to stubbornness!

Can he wear camo shorts in Nigeria?

He might not be Nigerian, but after wearing it once and being let go, he should wear it again and stand his ground and see if he won't be pounded into a patty.

Sebi e don stand in ground?

Now e don red.......e lucky sef say den no deport am.
Politics › Re: Hon. Emmanuel Calls For Youth Inclusion And Innovation In Nigeria’s Energy Secto by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:58am On Feb 26, 2025
AquaBekee:
https://guardian.ng/news/youth-inclusion-innovation-key-to-nigerias-energy-future-reps-aide/
Do oil companies employ old people?

No be 25 years be delivered agoe limit?

What does this cretin mean by "youth inclusion" when the industry only employs youths?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelenskyy Agrees To Tentative US Minerals Deal, Plans To Visit DC This Month by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55am On Feb 26, 2025
epainos:
Lol

Just watch how Trump will avoid calling Zelensky a dictator. In his words, he said all his life he has been making deals. Lol. The kin money the US will make from this joint partnership with Russia and Ukraine will be massive. BRICS will not overpower the US like we thought. A president of the US has stopped them. Na black South Africans I pity the most among the BRICS nations.

Also, China will have to change its strategy, but I doubt they will beat the US in the next 100 years, and they may never beat them till eternity.

The US is a land with opportunities.
Chai!

So the war will end just like that, and the US will be the real winner?

This one move will silence all Trump-haters, MSNBC, and the walruses at The View.

Wahala for Europe, sha.
Politics › Re: Hardship: You Cannot Depend On One Source Of Income - Onanuga by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:49pm On Feb 25, 2025
Okortor:
Sad Truth though but coming from an uncouth idiot.
It's sad, and Onanuga is an uncouth eediot, but it's not necessarily true in every case.

Do you know anyone who's recently japa?

Ask them if they have more than one income stream.

Most of them have just the one job they're doing, and they're better off than the most desperate hustlers here.

In the US, UK, Canada, etc., a lot of people do the same one job from graduation till retirement and they are fine, train their kids, own a home, cars, and travel round the world.
Politics › Re: Hardship: You Cannot Depend On One Source Of Income - Onanuga by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:47pm On Feb 25, 2025
[quote author=fergie001 post=134297940][/quote]Yet the people who are enjoying this time have a single income stream: POLITICS.
Politics › Re: IBB’s Memoir Has Exposed Origin Of Banditry, Corruption, Igbo Marginalization by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:44pm On Feb 25, 2025
Wisdomkosi:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/obidigbo-ibbs-memoir-has-exposed-origin-of-banditry-corruption-igbo-marginalization/
Is it also Britain that sent the mad people here who turn every thread into Igbo versus Yoruba?

Even threads completely unrelated to ethnic differences are senselessly derailed by these psych-ward escapees!

Na Britain send dem too?
Romance › Re: Lady Laments After A Cook Snatched Her Boyfriend (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17pm On Feb 25, 2025
GistMedia0:
A young lady has taken to social media to express her heartbreak after losing her man to a cook, sparking mixed reactions online.

According to her, everything changed after she placed an order from a Kitchen for her boyfriend. The cook personally delivered the meal to his place without informing her, and now, shockingly, they are set to get married.

Sharing her pain, she wrote:

"Enjoying my single life in peace because life didn't end when I ordered food from Arinola's Kitchen for my man... and she went to deliver it to his place without informing me. Now they're getting married on Saturday." shocked

Her revelation quickly went viral, with many people reacting differently. While some sympathized with her, others blamed her for not cooking for her man, arguing that "The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach."
No be only stomach......add nose join.

If this geh dey tell us say na only because of food den collect her man, na lie!
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Urges Tinubu To Recognise Abiola As Former President by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2025
Does it frickin' matter at this point?!?!?

That Nigga dead!
Travel › Re: Bauchi Groom & Bride’s Sister Die In Car Crash On Wedding Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:11pm On Feb 25, 2025
Originalsly:
Sad. Looks like the car got rear ended. Guess both were in the back seat. Much safety protection for front crashes but very little for rear end. Head rests are not for comfort and relaxation but to prevent the head from snapping back in case of rear end crashes.
I think the car lost control and somersaulted. Look at the front of the car.....that's a serious impact. It went off the road, hit an embankment or something, somersaulted and landed on the rear end.
Travel › Re: Bauchi Groom & Bride’s Sister Die In Car Crash On Wedding Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:06pm On Feb 25, 2025
Creditalerts:
Na Benz oh
That's a Toyota.
Travel › Re: Bauchi Groom & Bride’s Sister Die In Car Crash On Wedding Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:01pm On Feb 25, 2025
Just 5 kilometres away?

A 5km drive that should take 5 minutes at 60km/hr.....yet the crash was fatal.......the speed was much higher, without a doubt.

Funny, a car moving that distance at 100km/hr will arrive just about 2 minutes earlier.

Dying to save a couple minutes?

Totally not worth it, no matter the circumstances.

Pls forgive me if I sound so callous, but......the difference between an embarrassing fender bender and a fatal car crash is speed.

May the departed souls rest in peace.
Business › Re: Naira Hits 7-Month High, Appreciates To ₦1,500/$ In Parallel Market by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:50am On Feb 25, 2025
Highest among the lowest.

To the retards celebrating nonsense, shame on you.

Dey play.
Politics › Re: Dangote Peugeot Plant Hits 44,000 Annual Capacity With Tech-Driven Production by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2025
Drsmiles:
Dangote will eventually become top 10 in the world’s richest list. He has a perfect blend of politics and business at the highest level possible. 🙌
No be by mouth.

Top 10, howhuh?
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Hikes DSTV, GOTV Prices by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Feb 24, 2025
Wahala for who dey watch DSTV and GoTV
Politics › Re: A Life In Service: Mamman Vatsa by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:32pm On Feb 24, 2025
chopnaira:
Babagindas best man on his wedding day that he kpaid due to envy.
This man loved Baba o......

You can see it from that first picture.
Crime › Re: 30 Bodies Of Suspected Ritual Killing Victims Found In Abia by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:29pm On Feb 23, 2025
ManirBK:
https://leadership.ng/30-bodies-of-suspected-ritual-killing-victims-found-in-abia/
Chai!

Thirty?!??

And the killers walk free.....

Nigeria really is the unsolved murder capital of the world!
Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot Pastor, Kidnap 6 Worshippers In Delta Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:35am On Feb 23, 2025
immortalcrown:
Abducting only six among the worshipers after raining bullets?

This story is...
So they should've taken them all?

See, even kidnappers have sense and they plan, too.

They know how many people they can manage to hold without drawing suspicion.

They also select based on appearance; clothes, accessories, phones, etc.

There's a reason some people dress poorly when travelling.peoole have been doing so for decades, especially traders.
Christianity Etc › Re: Homosexuals Should Be Allowed In Christendom But Not Homosexuality by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:30am On Feb 23, 2025
waternogatenemy:
BUT A THIEF IS ALLOWED IN THE CHURCH, SO IS A MURDERER AND EVEN A RAPIST.


THEY CAN ALL GO TO CHURCH BUT THE CHURCH CONDEMNS THEIR EVIL DEEDS.


THE CHURCH DOESNT DISCRIMINATE ANYBODY, THE GOSPEL JUST WONT CHANGE FOR U.

THEY WILL NOT STOP PREACHING IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE OFFENDERS.

IF ANYTHING THEY WILL FLOG YOU WITH IT.


IF I KNOW YOU ARE A GAY, I WILL MAKE IT A DUTY TO FLOG WITH EVERY DAY WITH BIBLE VERSES.


U MUST REPENT AND LIKEWISE A RAPIST, THIEF, MURDERE.
I think my definition of the world "Church" is different from yours.
Christianity Etc › Re: Homosexuals Should Be Allowed In Christendom But Not Homosexuality by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On Feb 23, 2025
peteregwu:
Stop the false narrative. Who told you they are sending homosexuals out of the church? It's just like saying they are sending any jew comer that comes to church out of the church. The point is everyone is welcomed in the church. What they just need to do is listen to the message of the gospel and repent and be born again. And if they don't want to repent, it is left for them.
This topic is a bit controversial.

It's like saying thieves are allowed in Church but not theft.

Just as it's theft that makes a person a thief because they're not thieves if they don't steal, it's HOMOSEXUALITY that makes homosexuals who they are.

Once homosexuality is not allowed in Church, there can be no homosexuals there.

I know some may say one can be homosexual and not practice homosexuality, but that's a fallacy. It's the practice of homosexuality that makes a person homosexual, just as being a believer and follower of Christ makes a person Christian. The day you stop the one is the same day you cease to be the other.

What we should say is, "homosexuals should not be judged and condemned, because God's grace and mercy can save them". Based on this, we can reach out to them, just like everyone else, in the name of Jesus.
Politics › Re: You’re Always Envied,’ Abacha’s Son Defends Late Father Amid Renewed Criticism by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01pm On Feb 22, 2025
madridguy:
https://punchng.com/youre-always-envied-abachas-son-defends-late-father-amid-renewed-criticism/
Say what you will, dude, too bad.....but.....HE'S DEAD AS A DOORNAIL! HE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Babangida knows that, too, so he piled some lies on his head, but they're both villainous peas in a pod.
Romance › Re: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:59pm On Feb 22, 2025
horlahsunbo225:
I studied at OOu and I know him cos my ex roommate was in microbiology. We are all from the same set
Hmmmmmm......how did he maintain a façade in school, even in Fellowship when he was gay?

Is it that he came out as gay afterwards? I mean, in our secondary school way back when, we had gays and we knew who they were from their mannerisms.
Romance › Re: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:55pm On Feb 22, 2025
ednut1:
who told you bottoms dont molest? Abeg e don do all these gay terms dey turn my belle 😂
Me too, Bro.....to bad we can't unsee things we've already seen.

This story get as e be sha......
Romance › Re: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:27pm On Feb 22, 2025
ednut1:
its on instablog too. His name is Jimmy. People in OOU confirmed they knew him

https://x.com/popo_gb/status/1892875129270481354?s=46 This tweet is from someone who knew him in school.

If this guy was in Nigeria he would have married a woman, continued pastor work and be molesting boys in church. People like you will still say its a lie
See his earrings, pink lips and nails......he's the bottom.

The tops are usually the boy molesters......though e for fit dey suck dia small doo-doo, sha.............🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

And meanwhile e go get sisters wey dey crush on am as e dey sing for Uni dat year.......make den go do Thanksgiving now o, because na so den for just marry husband on the Down Low.
Travel › Re: Yahoo Boy’s Girlfriend Kills Final-Year Nursing Student While Learning To Drive by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:31pm On Feb 22, 2025
oz4real83:
The car is a proceed of yahoo, in my opinion, corruption, Yahoo crimes, vandalisation of power, railway and telecommunication infrastructures, kidnapping, armed robbery, cultism, sales of fake drugs and fake food items should carry capital punishment embarassed
What of the theft of BILLIONS of Naira that would have changed the lives of Nigerians by poli-thief-cians?
Romance › Re: Australia Most Sexually Active Woman Annie Knight Wants To Settle Down by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:49pm On Feb 22, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
This one that looks like a Mosquito CoiL...🤷🏾‍♂️😰🤷🏾‍♂️😰
Just no near am, make she no siphon ya destiny join the odas wey she don suck dry.....

Remember say na young virgin guys she dey use....haaa!

Dis geh no be ordinary geh o......
Politics › Re: Buhari Recognized Abiola's 1993 Electoral Victory, Also Apologized To His Family by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52am On Feb 22, 2025
Mynd44:
The weird part is that the biggest beneficiary of the struggle didn't even care about it yet they are from the same state
A person who grew up with him, fa!

To be fair, though......we might not know what happened in private.
Politics › Re: IBB Defends Executing Childhood Friend, Family Demands Restitution by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:46am On Feb 22, 2025
Mynd44:
This is IBB's final card. And he used it well.

He might be lying through his teeth but he will retire to his chair and watch you all lose your minds over him once again.
Who gives a FLYING FUHCK?!?!

He has gone down in history as the greatest villain in Nigeria's history!

What of the Gulf War Oil windfall?

Did he talk about that in his pox-ridden book, too?

Those of us who lived through June 12 know how close Nigeria went to collapse.

Those of us who knew when Dele Giwa was killed and heard Kayode Soyinka's account of Dele Giwa saying "this letter must be from the President" shortly before being blown to smithereens remember well!

Those of us who were alive to see the aftermath of the C-130 crash that took out hundreds of officers and one officer's wife remember well!

We remember how bewildered we were that the whole world BEGGED this fiend not to kill Vatsa, but he did.

He can shove his stupid book up his stinking crack!

He's retiring all right, to the grave. He's had his arse literally glued to his chair for years now.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Dragged Away From Court To Avoid Losing His Bail (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:08pm On Feb 21, 2025
NwekeUG:
Portable who has been restricted from speaking on social media following his bail for assault was taken away from the court premises in order to prevent him from losing his bail.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g4C7n_hpkI
Education get wetin e dey cover for pessin body o......
Crime › Re: Yetunde Lawal’s Head Found In Ibadan! Abdulrahman Killed A Goat To Cover Murder by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37am On Feb 21, 2025
SeverusSnape:
Goes to show that not everyone is actually Human.
They're human, jare!

Like Idi Amin was human.

Like Idi Deby Itno was human

Like Abacha was human.

Like Cecil Rhodes was human.

Like Adolf Hitler was human.

We are all human.

No baby was born and raised on raw human flesh like a lion cub.

We all start life innocent and pure.

It's just that some learn how to become animals.

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