Same names I have been hearing since I was in primary school.

Enemyofpeace:
See as him wife dey look am. The guy was beated like a small pikin

He was what

pocohantas:


Na there problem go start na. Reminds me of one babe wey I see for plane, she come dey ask me how much from airport to XYZ. I say I no know, but lets put it at 5k. She said it is much, I told her she can enter bus.

Next thing she say she wan piss. As she stand, naso nyash full everywhere and she wear those mumu spandex fabric. She was in the center. By the time she brush the man at the aisle seat with nyash. Brush am going, brush am coming back- e no reach 5mins, the guy start to introduce imsef. Me sef know say e no fit survive that nyash brushing. He gave her a ride to wherever

How did you know he gave her a ride?




Did he give you a ride too?

YorubaPrince:
Saying it as it is... Are we cursed to serve, father, son, grandson etc... WTF? These 9ja Politicians act like Nigeria owes them something.

Pastor dey play Nepotism! ...and you think Nigeria will ever be great? Think 2ce.

We are not cursed, we are just a lazy, complacent bunch. It's not a curse, it's a choice.

Sometimes it's more complex than that. If kids are involved, the effect of a split on the kids, how remorseful he/she is, etc.

Its a complex situation where one may not know how one would react until , God forbids , it happens.

Destiblack:




Ones trust is broken, it can never have a solid foundation. The best is to move on and get a better life.

Sure you can PM me. Its a bilingual city. I you go to a supermarket for example, the cashier greets you with "Bonjour, Hi". If you respond with "Hi", they'll continue the conversation in English. If you respond "Bonjour", they'll speak to you in French. Generally, you can get by in most places in Montreal with English. Places like Notre Damme de Grace, Westmount, West Island seem to be more Anglophone. The north of Montreal is more Francophone. You'll feel right at home

My French is at B1 level, not fluent, I speak English 90% of the time, and i get by. You , my friend, would have no problems as an English & French speaker. You are exactly the type of immigrant that they are looking for.

Social Life: Montreal is great. Social life is amazing here. Very multicultural. If you are single and enjoy going out, there are a lot of places to go. People come from Ottawa to enjoy the clubs in Montreal. There are also quite a few Nigerians, there was a Nigerian picnic a few weeks ago during summer. There are also a few Naija restaurants and African shops that sell all the "Naija good stuff" if you are the type that has to stick to Naija food. As expected, there are more Francophone Africans and Haitians than Anglophones, but there are still a lot of Nigerians, especially in the Lachine area.

Work: This depends on what your profession is and your level of fluency in French. For example, if you speak French and are an IT Professional, you would probably get a great job within 1-2 months. Even if you dont speak French but you work in IT , you have a high chance to get a good job. I am into IT, and my French is not so great, but there are still a lot of opportunities in IT. I am not sure about other professions, but my opinion is with French, you have leverage to get a job without much stress.

Costs: Quebec's taxes are one of the highest in Canada, so thats tough. However, they offer more benefits than most of Canada. FOr accommodation, you can get a "room and palour" for between 600 to 1000 and more, depending on the area. There are also opportunities for shared accommodation, where you pay even less, maybe 200-350 per month because you share an apartment. A 2 bed would be around 750-1200 or more. Depends on the facilities and location.

I hope i was able to provide some insight. Let me know if you have other specific questions.

Hello guys, if anyone needs information about living in Montreal/ Quebec , leave me a message here.

MountainView:
I believe say person swear for Naija head, we live in such a gullible and unbelievable Nation called Nigeria.

At this point, one can safely say that Nigeria is now a failed state, full of Corruption and lawlessness/disorderliness.

I just don't know what I will tell my unborn children how we came to the point we are now.

I pray we won't tell them we were here supporting Tacha/BBNaija and M.I and Vector Beef, while someone like Sowore who has our National interest at heart,
is in jail just because he called for a revolution which we all, including our keyboard warriors, would benefit from, and no one is doing anything about it.




Like Kanu would say we live like animals and the name of our zoo is called "Nigeria"

my 2 cents, though

Nigerians don't know better. The people who should be demanding for a better Nigeria have not been given the education and value system that would make them see that demanding Sowore's freedom is a more worthy cause than worrying about who wins $60 million on Big Brother. The young people who are interested in MI & Tacha's destiny grew up with no examples, no reference point from where they understand what their role in society is...We grew up in corruption, nepotism and bad governance. We grew up watching police take bribes from bus drivers, our parents paying for WAEC "special centres" and our lecturers selling handouts for grades. How could we possibly know better? Political Consciousness , like racism, is not inherent in us, it is learnt from the older people around us. The "Country" is you and me. Unfortunately, unlike our western counterparts, we are not equipped with the knowledge of history and selflessness that would make us as a people demand for a better life.

The ship sinking faster, so abled bodies to the
Oars
If we don't be the change, it'll stay the way it is
They say we're scared to die, we're really scared
To live

MI Abaga

Who is Nigeria?

Lexusgs430:
When Nigeria does not allow such talents thrive..... Those that appreciate them, would keep brain draining....

Dem don nack this lion self - esteem jazz jor. Its a lion outside, but a pussycat inside

Gucci Snake....gbe gbe gbe

@ OP, Na you go meet person wey don die

1

Nothing suggests from the lady's tirade that the guy is a ritualist. Sounds like a Yahoo boy doing Taxify as a side-hustle. He could have been lynched and turned to suya when his real crime was using a different car to pick up those ladies. We no go see alakoba. Amin.

This is the most sensible thing i have read all day. Everyone says Sowore cannot win because he doesn't have political clout. Agreed. However, we can send a message to these old men that have held our country to ransom that the youths are taking their future back. If only we vote for who we think is capable (irrespective of his/her political capital) instead of who we think can win, we would be in a much better place. I'll rather vote to send a message than be a part of another 4 years of stagnation.

It is well with Nigeria.

LagosBoi2:
Sowore may not win this election but I will vote for him to send a message

joetoocute:
Seconded

'Thirded'

While i'm no supporter of Trump, this sounds like fake news.

bumi10:
US President, Donald Trump Bans Football Legend, Diego Maradona From Entering USA


US President, Donald J. Trump keep making America ungovernable. The latest is that ledendary Argentine footballer, Diego Maradona has been denied entry into the USA following derogatory comments he made about President Donald Trump.

Maradona’s agent has claimed that the football legend’s application for a visa was rejected because of comments he made in an interview. While speaking to the Venezuelan network TeleSur, Maradona, who is the coach of Al Fujairah in the United Arab Emirates, was questioned about Trump and he was very open.

“Donald Trump is a chirolita, ” he said. - The word is a very common insult in Argentina and refers to people who are under the orders of others as puppets. Maradona required access to the USA to face trial with his ex-partner over the purchase of property, but it has been denied by the POTUS.

When will controversy leave Trump?

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/02/us-president-donald-trump-bans-football.html?m=1

I totally agree with you. I had a rude shock when i contacted him. He didnt bother to respond, and when i sent him a message to protest, he threatened to block me. He may have blocked me already. Customer Service is zero. I cannot work with someone like this, and I would not recommend him to anyone i know, even if i am looking for a good 'deal'. Abeg, make e shift.

warajaina:
I am not done talking, Michael odega.
You are rude , uncouth , lack manners and not only ignorant of good customer relationship you generally lack good communication.
Bia, you are not doing me a favour, you are being paid 375 a dollar for your services, so do not run your mouth like a dysentery induced colon.
Read this quoted words of yours, page 1 like you said and tell me where you said do not call.
You advised me to read, let me return the favour.
1. Go for anger management class.
2. Register for CRM courses.
Life na jeje.

[=mikkyangel post=15241021] PLEASE ! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!!
BEWARE OF ONLINE SCAMMERS .....Call my Los Angeles number atlist one minute to confirm b4 u pay.

..Online Auction and "Buy it Now" approach through the world's most respected and trusted online marketing site "EBAY" is thus one very authentic means through which one can get goods online from USA and world over.

Haven mastered both Techniques, i have decided to open my thread to further provide Nigerians with perhaps the most affordable yet reliable means (shipping and handling) through which you can get "ORIGINAL PRODUCTS " live and direct from the world's most advanced nation US of A...

*PICKUP SITES INCLUDES
-Craiglist
-Offer up
-Letgo
-5mile
Los Angeles being a major hub and perhaps ,one of the most popular destinations in usa, provides us with wealth of choices through which we can choose from..places of concentration but not limited to includes:"PLEASE, NOTE THAT N9JA IS 9HRS AHEAD OF CALIFORNIA, So when contacting me, please put this into consideration.
-Also note that i like to take my break between 1pm to 7pm in the Afternoon(this is when traffic gets really bad)

*Areas of Close proximity to me...fuel charges ranges between $18 to $25.
-Inglewood
-Hawthorne
-El Segundo
-Gardena
-Lax
-Compton
-Culver City
-Marina Dey Rey
-Player Vister
-Torrance
-lynwood



*Areas far from me.(usually where u get the best deals/Oyinbo Area)
-Longbeach($35/ 1hr drive ..back n forth)
-Signal Hill
-bellflower
-El-monte
-South Gate
-Beverlyhills...$45
-Bell
-monrovia($75)
-La Puente
-Rosemaid....$55
-Paramount $55
-Azuza.....$70
-Canyon country
-west covina.......$60
-Hollywood ($40)
-North Hollywood ($45)
-Ventura...$70
-Costa mesa.....$70
-Sanfe.Springs
-Pasadena ($55)
-Glendale($55)
-Vanuys ($55)
-Redondo Beach
-Hermosa Beach
-malibu......$75
-Topanga
-Venice Beach
-Manhattan Beach
-Santa Monica($35 )
-Santa Anna($55)
-Anaheim($55)
-Burbank ($55)
-Sherman Oaks($55)
-DownTown..$35
-Wishire Blvd
-Chino Hills($70)
-Inland Empire..$75
-Buena Park..$55
-Montebello
-Alhambra..$55
-Rancho Palos Verdes
-Sherman way($55)
-Whittier.$55
-Norwalk $45
-Fullerton...$65
-La Mirada
-Temple city
-San Gabriel
-Rancho Cucamonga
-Encino($55)
-Cudahi
-Downey
-Diamond Bar.......$70
-Glendora.....$80
-Garden Groove......$60
-lomita
-Carson......$35
-Pomona...........$60
*Jamaican Phone seller...$55 for fuel to meet him in Vanuys


*NO GO AREAS Includes:
-Sandiego
-Santa Babara
-San Fransico
-Bakers Field
-Palmdale
-Santa.Clarita
-Lancasta

*STEPS TOWARDS A SUCCESSFUL PICK :
-Check the pickup sites for ur choices( it must be within Los Angeles of its environ)
-When you find any deal, contact ur seller via chat(no tell am say u dey n9ja ohh), please, you as the 1st point of contact should always get all necessary info ready for me
i) Ur names used in the site and which site ur asking me to go for pickup.
ii)Seller"s phone number (very importatnt), if no phone number, no deal
iii)Price you have agreed
iv) Ask seller if the item has any issues, cracked screen(which may not be shown on the advert), Ask seller if item powers on, ask! Ask!! Asn ask!!!, also ask about camera and finger print censor.If item includes accessories, please be specific..
-Please try as much as possible to convince the seller to meet me in a public Place (Starbucks, Macdonalds or Police station), for my own safety..meeting these said sellers at these location, affords me enough time to properly check the item,if ur not able to convince the seller, I might still use my descretion..(if na.oyinbo vicinity.,I fit still enter road go meet am)..But check dez items well well mayb dificult.
-i will give u quotation based on the pickup location.
-Please be ready to make ur deposit within 15minutes of the seller asking me to come.DO NOT HIT ME UP TO TELL ME ITS MIDNITE HERE, YOU WILL DEPOSIT TOMMORROW.

-Please if am picking up an Iphone, u need to check its imei number urself, make sure "Find my phone is off", before u ask me to hit the road.Pls , it must be off, b4 i go..I dont want to get there, and d seller is struggling to put it off


*RULES/GUIDELINES FOR THE PICKUP SITES:
-These pickup sites involves me meeting each seller one on one..NO SHIPPING IS INVOLVED!!, NO PAYPAL!!!

-please, do not give out my number to any seller unless i have given you the permission to do so.

-No Refund for any item picked up.These sites dont come with buyer protection, so be sure of what ur asking me to go pick.(once i pick, i don pick ohh)

-please, by contacting me to go for pickup, you have agreed to the terms, which is you are responsible for what ever you have asked me to go pickup. I am not mr know all, OR Sabitu!, i will try my best to spot any fake products/items(just as i have done in the past)...But in cases where, the said item is original fake!,and am not able to spot them, we just have to live with it...(UR LOSS)!

-i dont buy sealed items pls.

-Please note that, "Failed Pickups", may arise if:
i)there is a NO SHOW on the sellers part(seller never showed up when i got there...waiting time, 25mins)
!!)On meeting the seller, Item was not described as what was advertised
hence , you still have to pay me for my time, enery and fuel burnt.

NOTE: , most oyinbos, dont know the meaning of unlocked phones, dey just wanna sell, so anything u ask them, dem go say yes..Please link up with the phone specialist...SAKALIS..09031976004, to know the unlocked nature and icloud status of any phone u want me to go pick...B4 sending me ohh...PLS

TIME DIFFERENCE:.Nigeria is 9hrs ahead of California.So when its 9pm in Nigeria, its 12noon(Afternoon ) in California.Please take this into consideration when communicating with me....Pickup commences 7.30am(California time) daily.

*PLEASE, NO DEPOSITS INTO MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT MY CONSENT, If u send cash to me when i no ask you, Na month end i go refund you ohh....


*All home drops (@ the Tourist Lodge Hotel or Macdonalds @ crenshaw and Imperial is now $10)


NOTE: shipping of phones(medium priced phones), eg samsung s4, s5, note 4 , iphone 6 et etal are $10, for phones of higher class, you pay more..




My Contacts:

Location: Los Angeles Califonia
Tell: +1 4242361961
Whatsup:+1 4242361961


BANK :
Gtbnk...ODEGA MICHAEL
0011091586...Current Account

He wouldnt use his own pic na. When he's not a fuuuu. Or maybe he is

Ever8054:
if no be say girls mumu,how this one take resemble US army officer?...

*Two Great NIGERIANS

SolidGenius:
Nice one Google. Two great Igbo achievers were celebrated with a doodle last year. And now, yet another GREAT achiever.

Igbo Amaka

I want the S7 edge. Is it unlocked?

Thanks!

Luckybelt:

use puffin browser on android playstore

bruh, that offerup site aint opening

If you ask me, na who i go ask?

BluFlyBoy:
Greetings my fellow Nigerians. I'm facing the prospect of coming back to Nigeria after 8 years in the USA. I finished my post-graduate degree and I'm coming back with a Bsc, MBA and 2 years of work experience in the telecoms industry. I want to know from my people back home, how is the general national feeling, how they enjoy their lifestyle/quality of life and the hard-truths of what I'll be facing coming back as I've been so far removed from the national consciousness because I've been in the USA for almost a decade. I feel passion about my country and people but I need to know what too expect. So my people are you happy with life back home?

*bleep* Bola Tinubu's 1,400 children

Iz it your money??

IamAirforce1:
Mumu ..

Money miss road.


Not even a house of his own to boast of..

Just shoes .. No sense.

He's your president. Is it EOD you want them to use to pick him from the airport?

Better than pimping women and selling drugs IMHO

still available

Still available.