₦airaland Forum

I have this screenshot a 100 times. Shit doesn't work. Screenshot is Photoshop.

Romeo3:
That's like iced water on a very sunny day

Still nothing bro. Even did a thorough Google search, only this thread comes up.

So it's safe..for now.

Romeo3:
yes I have seen that one since last year. he inspired me to start the lagos version.

Okay that's cool.

Anyways, for now, your Diary is not on Facebook

Romeo3:
Reports reaching me has it that someone has been posting my diary on Facebook. I am not the one. Do not relate with the person thinking it is me. I am also trying to find the page, but I haven't.

If you find it before me pls let me know...

thank you.

I don't think the one on Facebook is yours. There is a page titled "Diary of an Uber Driver" with over 4k likes/subs but the post are not Nigerian and it was last updated in 2016 and the page already has a diaryofanuberdriver.com site. Also the owner has published a book and sells it on Amazon and Kindle titled "Diary of an Uber driver". The name of the driver is Ben Phillips and he's American

Romeo3:
They have started oo. Decided to do a search on Twitter and somebody is already blogging about my own content!

Abeg, who knows how to set up a nice blog or mini website, lemme be posting there abeg. Before I will be working for this baboon to be chopping.... Before I will be inside a river and soap will enter my eye.

Help a brother. Before this he-goat finishes the yam that he did not plant.

I can help you with that. If you want to blog for free,you can use or blogger.com

But if you want to blog with your own domain, it's gonna cost you a token. But in the long run, since you're a good writer, it could be of benefit to you.

Romeo3:
Abeg free my guy.

Without people like him, there won't be a diary of uber driver. Abi, if not people like him, will we have girls that will leave their bf house and call the next boy in the car?

No we won't o


My latest research shows that the app called Tinder is the 'Uber" for babes. Boys dey go there go "order" babes. Most of which are working class.



Standing on Allen avenue is so 99.

haryomikun:
Anyone can go to school and be a banker... What she does is technical and even from her signature you'll be able to guess

Stop deceiving yourself bros.

cochtrane:
+1
Chief, you need to stop asap taking pictures of the people you drive. It's just soooooo wrong on many levels.
I admire your writing and your humour. I actually did read a lot of your posts and found some entertaining even if I didn't like most. But you need to grow up and really respect your riders, not feign the respect. Taking pics of your riders, silently insulting them and openly doing it on Nairaland are not good ethics for your job. If Uber manages to find you, you can be sure they'll relieve you of your services. That of course is if one of your riders does not find you out and report you to Uber.

Mention one riders name there?

Romeo3:
She wan show say she go school. I carry her snobbish types every day. I don see them tire.

No mind her, just wan Nack teeth anyhow lol

geekybabe:
Mr Romeo3, Like all you have to do each day is just drive your car, pick up riders and drop them off at their destinations. Simple.

What they do with Their lives is none of your business. Taking pictures and discussing your riders life on social media is rude.

Like seriously taking pictures of pple you drive? In saner climates you should be sued. You sign contracts and you shud respect that other pple have rights.

Just imagine evry doctor discussing the patients they treat in hospital everyday.
There is somtin called ethics.

Did you see the face or name of anybody there?. Abi you just want to talk?


To think you even compared it to doctor/patient relationship is very laughable.

d4real890:
I try to setup account with Uber,there is a particular stage asking me to upload my document(driver license)and I'm yet to have one.Is there anyway to go about it?

Na wa for you o . You want to be a driver and you don't have a driver's license?

You gotta be kidding me

We can actually have it. Just that some people benefit more from Nigeria being in darkness.

Won fire!


They settled out of court and signed NDA.

This is just a cock and bull story for bloggers to feed on.

GAZZUZZ:
thanks boss, my blackberry has support for 4g.

Oh okay. Carry on then

GAZZUZZ:
We go run that package on monday,
I will use one of my old blackberries as a permanent hotspot modem.

Ntel works only on 4G devices.

It has finally happened!....this is my former area. That pipeline has suffered continuous vandalisation for years. E don finally explode. ...I just hope no loves were lost.

This topic has been over flogged. There are more important things to talk about biko.

hedonistic:
Seems too cheap for its looks and specs. I thought the same about the E-Vogue when I first saw its pictures, until I saw it in real life and understood why (too smallish body).

Op converted the price to naira without considering importation factors. That ride is sold at 40-50million in Nigeria. There are about 15 of it in Nigeria already. The ride was unveiled last year.

sanpipita:
These parents are planning a bright future for their kids and you people think its inferiority complex, in some years to come these kids will quickly fit into British society and get multinational jobs, who Nigeria epp

Wake up from your sleep. Even the Nigerians born and bred there with all thier accent have not gotten the "multi national jobs". Some of them are even coming back home. No be by accent bros.

Heck, I know many Nigerians born abroad that want to learn our Nigerian accent sef cos they find it cool.

That mother said since her child is speaking in British accent that means he's getting the best education.

No worry, one day he go use British accent tell you "Thunder fire you"

Misplaced priorities. .. they are not bothered about the intelligence of the child. What they're borthered about is accent. Smh

Carlyboi:
well!we really dont have record labels in Nigeria what we have in most cases is just imprint!how many are registered companies or follow international standards!That is why we will keep hearing labels like omo shepeteri records,o sha pra pra records and all this record labels that only exists on the mobile phones and the head of their owners!

Thank you lol

As big as Rihanna and Drake are, they are still under record labels. But in my country once one artist has released one or two hits, them go open "record label". lol.....If we really check am, how many RECORD LABELS in every sense of the word do we have in Nigeria?

if it's the same DPO of igando that I know.....


Make I no talk

Nonsense

He is 100% percent right. How Many Nigerian actors and actress can act scenes where they are not even "seeing" their surroundings cos of CGI?..or act scared of creatures you only have to use your imagination to envision and make it look real? How many?

The only thing nollywood knows how to act is always romance and drama. No action,horror or fantasy.

davodyguy:
Im sure the issues will be about settlement being demanded by the community.

No wonder they prefer settlement/amnesty to community development

Later them blame the government for lack of development.

Remember the Niger Delta Avengers have gone into hiding. We heard that they get up to $ 10million every month. Since Buhari has been giving them this money, did they shout lack of development in thier region?

When Tompolo and Asari were getting paid by GEJ, did any of they remember that there are no roads leading to GEj"s hometown?

SMH

Left for those community leaders, that 60bn should be shared among them and the road should be left like that. That is how those people reason.

Later this idiots will scream Marginalisation. Something that will benefit your communities.

Interesting stats.
There a 1001 ways to earn money online. I know people cashing out at least $10,000 per month online LEGALLY!.

stanluiz:
Do you say Chelsea will barca in camp nou hahahahahahaha.

Oga, Chelsea will not see draw in camp nou.Barca will beat them like small team.Remember they have an away goal.

NA wetin una talk for this one..look scores. Game at Camp Nou will end 2-2.

boyjo:
I don't understand?
Are you referring to the grammar?

What are the effects of what she did?