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Science/Technology / Re: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by Jelique: 10:58pm On Sep 03, 2023
There should have been a picture-proof to accompany this fake story,not a normal picture of a mother-goat and her two kids.


Nonsense!

But wait o,except u want to tell me that the two goats are messi and ronaldo,since we now call them "GOATs* grin
Romance / Re: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by Jelique: 2:03pm On Jul 29, 2023
Why does the grass look greener on the other side?
The answer is the same answer to your question.




Naturally human beings are adventurous,once a task is completed,we start gearing up for another one.

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Properties / Re: Story Of How I Finally Got My Apartment !!! by Jelique: 9:54pm On Jul 15, 2023
You don make am.Congrats,U've made it.
Family / Re: For The Married Peeps What Are The Things Nobody Told You About Marriage? by Jelique: 10:57am On Jul 15, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:
Hmmm....

If you ain't ready for the downs and if you tend to forget its about the kids,biko remain single,enjoy your life and date as many people as you want during Ups till ya die. God no go vex.

Choice
so make we dey open with our teeth,abi u dey craise ni?

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Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With My Driver, But He Was Also Cheating by Jelique: 2:02pm On Jun 10, 2023
Very nice story,but 100% fiction,not saying stuff like that doesnt happen,but this particular story is highly fictitious,look at all the details very well put together and structured.
*FALSE*

N/B:No man leaves his duplex quite often without a cctv monitor.
Sports / Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Announces Retirement From Football by Jelique: 12:51pm On Jun 05, 2023
What an exceptional career he's had,congratulations *LION*
Sports / Re: Each Argentina Player Got Own Replica World Cup by Jelique: 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2023
WiszyFraud:
Lool


This is now getting out of hand.

They keep parading this world cup like they’re the first country to win it.

We didn’t see this unnecessary show offs when France won it beating even more stronger opponents.

undecidedLolz,and they beat the france that defeated the strongest opponents,so allow them celebrate their victory


Politics / Re: Umahi: APC Will Win Guber Election In Ebonyi Whether LP Is In Race Or Not by Jelique: 11:00am On Mar 16, 2023
Ebubu2:
APC has done very well in Ebonyi state. Let the ruling party continue ruling in Ebonyi.
Apc has never won a guber election in Ebonyi,Dave won with pdp and then defected to apc 2yrs to the general election,so techinically apc is not the rulling party,because it wasnt the party that Ebonyians voted in power,the electorates in Ebonyi are just like other electorates in SE,they dont like apc
Family / Re: What Are Those Things You Can Never Forgive A Husband For by Jelique: 2:13pm On Mar 14, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Mine goes thus: I can never forgive a husband for having illegitimate kid/kids outside our matrimonial home, taking a second wife and going physical on me(even if I hit him which I won’t ever do, he should choose the option of silent treatment and not hit me back) . These three things are what I can’t ever forgive a husband for and I would hold him in my heart for the rest of my life. Share yours
You want to give what you can not take,wanna hit hit a man,but dont wanna get hit,better come out of ur delusion and face life kid
Politics / Re: Anybody With The Last Name Vivor Has A Very Strong Lagos Pedigree - Reno Omokri by Jelique: 10:41pm On Mar 07, 2023
Mtcheeewww!
Ezi!!!
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Hails Peter Obi And Labour Party For Deepening Nigeria's Democracy by Jelique: 8:30pm On Mar 04, 2023
Mr doublemouth plz avoid us,i repeat,avoid labour party,a confused man,unstable in all his ways,thats the meaning of his name
Politics / Re: Keyamo To Obi: You Played The Most Divisive Religious Politics & Lost D Election by Jelique: 9:08pm On Mar 02, 2023
Heaven knows I dont like this keyamo man,he's so arrogant and wicked,may God reward him according to his deeds,good or bad.
Politics / Re: Show That You Love Nigeria, Call Tinubu Now, Adewole Adebayo Tells Atiku, Obi by Jelique: 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2023
When a f0*l speaks,it sounds like a burning bush of thorns.Apparentely he had nothing at stake from the get go,did he even hold any rally/campaign,other than one radio jingle,how many votes has he scored so far?
Born- losers are the quickest to accept defeat
Politics / Re: New Naira Notes: Who Is Suffering Now - The Politicians Or The Masses? by Jelique: 12:22pm On Feb 02, 2023
O.P obviously you are ignorant of the whole thing,yet you think you are on the know.
TV/Movies / Re: 'Peter Obi' Nollywood Movie Trailer, With Yul Edochie Playing Peter Obi by Jelique: 12:09pm On Feb 02, 2023
alfredilly:
Obi movement takes it's strength from the ethnic unity of Igbo people. after you
I have never seen a tribe forming a consensus of backing a single candidate. Igbo break the record in this

Igbo people campaigned against Fashola, Ambode and Sanwo Olu despite each governor outstanding performance. They were all desperate to vote PDP in Lagos. Who does not know that their issue with Tinubu is the sentiment against a south west based political party. Easterners have never aligned with the west in politics. They prefer to follow the north even when they have no vested interest. Zik did it to Awo, They all rejected MKO in 1993 but chose the Fulani man Tofa. In 1999, Falae of AD was the candidate in the west, rather the Igbo chose the northern imposition of Obasanjo in PDP. This is the basis of their hatred for Tinubu. I only pity some Yoruba youth who fail to see. Even in BBN, they discriminate you.
You are a tribalistic f@@l,we are talking serious issues and way forward for naija,u dey there dey talk tribalism.Its people with ur mindset that found themselves at the helm of affairs that are messing things up in this country with nepotism.

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Sports / Re: Mourinho: Osimhen Is On The Same Level With Drogba But Needs To Stop Diving by Jelique: 11:14am On Jan 30, 2023
Osimhen "the man on fire"




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Politics / Re: Only Nigerians Who Want Tinubu As President Will Vote For Obi Or LP - Dr. Oche by Jelique: 11:07am On Jan 30, 2023
One good thing is that God has already chosen our next president,our actions and inactions can only confirm it.





Meanwhile:
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Business / Re: Video Of Nigerians Fighting To Use ATM To Cash New Naira Notes.. by Jelique: 10:59am On Jan 30, 2023
Elephants fights,grass suffers,elephants settle,grass' suffer continues.


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Politics / Re: Tinubu Interested In Welfare Of Igbo Man, Needs Our Support — Kalu (Video) by Jelique: 9:18am On Jan 15, 2023
!d!ot still playing regional politics,we are talking competence and u are talking igbos igbos and yet u are pushing for another region, are u not contradicting ur self?Another confused foo* on the helm of affairs.Plz vote wisely Nigerians.
Politics / Re: More Pictures From Labour Party Presidential Rally In Osun State by Jelique: 10:04pm On Jan 07, 2023
Image123:
At last, Obi gets an okay campaign. He needs to thank who helped him get this one. Simple campaign started to look like rocket science, i became embarrassed for the lambarian.
Obviously you have not been following.
Politics / Re: All He Could Do Was Boast That He Saved Money - Tinubu Fires Obi by Jelique: 9:53pm On Jan 07, 2023
One thing I've noticed,is that none of these guys has ever come out to accuse this Obi of stealing or embezzlement of any kind.In a polity like Nigeria?A country that everybody can agree that 99.999% of our politicians are all thieves,yet this Obi is inside that 0.0001% that dont steal or misuse public fund.This Obi is a genius,even if he doesnt win,he has proven that good name is better than silver and gold.
Family / Re: Journalist In Syria Explains Why He Still Washes Dishes After Marrying 3 Wives by Jelique: 8:26pm On Jan 07, 2023
Well,I'm sorry,buh,,,,he's still a SIMP
Crime / Re: Gunmen Who Raped And Molested An Army Personnel Have Been Arrested by Jelique: 8:12pm On Dec 29, 2022
When fools talk,it sounds like a burning bush,O.P and all those backing him are apparentely uninformed.May God save Nigeria

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Properties / Re: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by Jelique: 7:31pm On Dec 12, 2022
Simp simp simp,all I see is simp,simp all the damn time.If you haven't gotten it by now,all I'm trying to that You are a SIMP!
Education / Re: A Nairalander Signs Out In Style (Pictures) by Jelique: 8:13pm On Dec 01, 2022
Congrats bro,welcome to real outside,the original outside grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by Jelique: 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2022
How do we now know if all these stories are not lies either grin grin
Politics / Re: Soludo Responds To Obidients & Peter Obi by Jelique: 8:58pm On Nov 14, 2022
But why would a brother come out to wash his brother in public like this?
He really took out time to write this mini book.I thought governors are usually busy with their officail activities.He said Igbos dont know how to play politics,yet he's coming out in public to denigrate his own brother who has never said anything about him before,and who would most likely not respond to him or insult him in any way in regards to this.
If Mr Soludo really wrote this,he don fall my hand,and as a result,lost my respect.From the way he sounds in this "mini book",he will most likely abandon his APGA to join APC or PDP if any one of them wins the election come next year.Even if everything you said is correct,must you come out to "shalaye"??
Well,I wish you all the best and hope you do well as a governor,cause from the look of things,the pressure of Anambra state is beginning to get to you in just less one year in office.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by Jelique: 5:41pm On Nov 12, 2022
You are a SIMP,why didn't u add this part of the story to the main story so,everyone would know how Simptuos u are.....Bloody simp, grin

She went back to work, and later that day evening I started receiving a message on Whatsapp from her friend I once meet asking want happened between I and her friend...

On explaining things to her, she said there was nothing wrong that if I love her friend enough that shouldn't be an issue...

I was so angered that I stopped replying to her friend...

Then my girl started texting me on Whatsapp apologizing and at the same time swearing with her life that she can't sleep or do anything that her head and her heart are heavy...

I became afraid so she doesn't hurt herself, I then replied her and fixed a place to meet her after work...

We meet and I pointed out everything she burst to tears saying it wasn't true that it's not what I think and was swearing with her life...

I told her I forgave her...

This month made it the 7th month and i have not bleeped her since we met...I initiated it to ease up a little bit...we've made love twice now...

But I still feel insecure when ever am around her and don't trust her...

I feel like quitting...




Am so pained...

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Family / Re: Help! My Wife Doesn't Want To See My Best Friend In Our Apartment Again by Jelique: 3:20pm On Sep 10, 2022
Only SIMPS meddle in the affairs of jobless house wives,take ur firendship with ur best friend else where,don't get him involved in ur nonsense mix.
Romance / Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by Jelique: 6:40pm On Sep 05, 2022
S...I....M...P...S [b][/b]everywhere,simps..simps....simps...simps...SIMPsimpsSIMPsimps....simp....simp....simp,simp..simp.simpsimpsimpsimpsimpSIMP....SIMP...SIMPS everywhere,all I see is SIMP ....SIMP![color=#000099][/color]!!
Sports / Re: Casemiro: Luka Modric, Toni Kroos Pen Emotional Farewell Messages by Jelique: 10:05pm On Aug 20, 2022
These are men!

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Religion / Re: Clapping For Jesus Is Wrong — Pastor Damina Lectures Christians (Video) by Jelique: 5:21pm On Aug 16, 2022
Since clapping of hands is an act of mockery,let's clap for the devil then...
Now, imagine Christians gathering to clap for the devil.Oga Pastor,I don't agree with u on this,very soon now,u go talk sey to bow down to worship God na sin,but before u go there,remember that the bible talk sey angels bow down to worship God.And I hope u can still allow me dance for my God,because human beings can dance for a fellow human beings,since clapping don turn sin now now.Na so idolatry dey take start,leave us make we dey worship God the way we sabi,all these New ways nah him make Adam dey marry Steve for some countries now.

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