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pargelenis:
Sir, which category are your sisters at home?
Asking for a friend … thanks.

They're all marriage and we're virgins before the met their husbands.

Bintabisiriyu:
No 1. is church, wetin i dey find there?

Mosque!
I can never ever go there. Except, of course, if I want to bomb all of those fvckers for killing Deborah.

God1000:
Sad, they won't listen if you advise them to stop following yahoo boys.

The perpetrators of the heinous act must be dealt with.

Oh! Please shut up your mouth. Just shut the fvck up!!!

Zonefree:
The answer is 25.

Red wine = 3
Champagne = 5
2 glasses of "half filled" drink = 2

3 + 2 x 5 = 25.

One glass milk is 2.
There are two glasses there. So, 2+2 =4
3+4*5 =35.

This is how many women in Nigeria are: snakes!

Please test your girlfriends before you propose marriage. Don't marry anything anyhow. Don't pay bride price on a whor3.


Test her loyalty. If she fails, fvck her and keep fvcking her until you find another girl.


Most importantly, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman.

BigDawsNet:
"Whc stupid loyalty u dey test, she be Jesus" statement is not right... even if she was offered 1m per one round... it's very Wrong to do it when you are in a serious relationship......

I think all men should just stop with this testing... because if you don't stop... you may be disappointed for real... so if you wanna marry her... go ahead... if you have second thought, just dissolve everything

God bless

It's like both of you are stupid?

He should not test his wife to be?

He should marry anything?
He should spend heavily on a stupid marriage with a whor3


You must be very very stupid!

Coolgent:
Nice one, but how on earth can someone allow third party to have sex with his wife?

The tin tire person ooo

benqo01:
Lol government wey don show u shege

Shorup your mouth.

fuckJones:
Journalist: Mr. Obi Can you state 5 things you did exceptionally as the Governor of Anambra?

Naanu: Thank you very much for the opportunity. If you go to China and tell them you are going to Indonesia, you will be surprised they will tell you to enter a Bangladeshi bus 1st.

You're a full fledged problem.

If you have benefited from Buhari led government, hit like.

If you wished he never came onboard, hit share.

This is terrible.

Walking amadioha.

naija1stpikin:
Hand go soon touch you

Hahahaha.
I'm not a yahoo boy na. I don't break laws, I keep them.
And I will never fight for any citizen. I will always obey the government. Forever and ever. Inshallah.

This marriage can NEVER last.


Never marry a woman with heavy social media presence.

Marry a virgin woman or be ready for a lifetime of frustration!

A woman you did not disvirgin will forever compare you with the first man who fvcked her and this will make her misbehave and frustrate you.

Fvck and girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry.

You're not created to eat leftovers.

Lie low.
Keep quiet during general meetings.

Stop the "I too know" behavior.

Make sure you greet everyone every morning when you get to work. Visit their offices and say "goodmorning sir/ma"

Respond to everyone with sir/ma even when they're your junior ( it's wisdom).

Don't ever try to impress anyone with your dressing. (Die that idea sharp sharp).

Only a virgin woman can give birth to such a boy with bright future because the pvssy he passed through has glory all over it unlike the pvssies of some girls who have been fvcked by many men there by losing all the good lucks in it and placing curses on any child that is unfortunate enough to pass through it.

Never start a family with a girl you did not disvirgin, she's a curse to her children; born and unborn.

Forget penis girth. Some girls carry wide vagina like swimming pool.

I hate girls with wide pvssies abeg.

I usually close their legs together and fvck them from behind. That's the only way I get any sensation with such women.

Some of them na bigger penis widen their pvssy.

papiilo:
are you related to ilegendd? Your mumu is alike

Shorup your mouth.

Luckysbab:
Not sure why I find this hilarious though.

If you have better insight, perhaps you are an executive of one of the affected MDAs, please enlighten me.

I was actually joking with the first line.

Fvck them well well.

But marriage na another mata o. No Marry girl wey u no disvirgin oo

I have nothing to say.

Don't pity her at all. She chose him over good men. Maybe because he had iphone or car or maybe because he looked more handsome than other good men who approached her when she was younger and beautiful. She felt like the queen of the world then. She felt she deserved better than them (the good men). She was wrong!
It could be because he was more popular than the gentleman man who would have taken good care of her.

She turned all the good men in her life down thinking they're either too old, boring, poor, short, dark or not handsome enough for her and she married this man who turned her into gollum.

She made a choice.

We will all pay for the choices we made.
She's paying like Many women are currently doing in their marriages.

Everyone pays eventually

A real man.
Normally, if a girl approached me with sex , I'd decline. Who knows if she's sharing HIV or others STDs.

I fvck the girls I chased down. I hunt down my preys . I don't eat animals I did not kill.

KeyEndurance:
Greeting To You All In This Forum. My Babe is Forcing Me To Do What I Don't want to Do, in My Life I Have Never Use my Tongue On Woman Pussy before. Last Week Saturday when i And My Girlfriend Had Sex in The Process Of Kissing she beg me To Make Her Feel Nice By Using My Tongue to romance her pussy, i Did That but I Nearly Vomit not That Her Pussy is Smelling but With Some Though I Had. Yesterday Again during Our Sex She Held My Head And directed It To Her Pussy but I Dont want Her To Feel Bad so I Did As She Said. The Problem Now Is That Since She Love It she Must Be Telling Me to Do It which I Dont like. So How Can I Tell Her In A polite Way To Stop This rubbish?

Hahahaha!
This is rape. She's raping you and you can't talk.

You're an idiot.

Honestly, I can win this case for you in court.

Hope Baba goes.

I heard it is difficult to find a virgin in Benue.

Hmmm. No wonder it is easy for to entertain your friend with your wife's pvssy.

If you want to succeed in this life, never do the following.
1. Never think it in your heart that you can marry a woman you did not disvirgin and you will have a happy home. Not possible. Something must arise and separate you or you die in the marriage.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her in the market or on Facebook.

It is definite that your first child will not be yours and you will leave your inheritance for the child fathered by another man.


2. Do not pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have a woman above 23 years of age who was fvcked by a boy who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. You have used your money to carry curse.

A woman that does not give u her best years (18 - 23) should not give you her worst years (26 and above). Most girls in this age range ( >26) are currently suffering from one serious disease or the other.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, take the pains to find a young virgin woman.

Better to suffer to get a virgin and have a lasting peaceful home than to marry a woman of easy virtue ( a woman fvcked by many men) and suffer in your marriage.

No hymen, no commitment!

Modified:
My dad is always proud of telling us how he met my mom as a virgin. This encouraged my sisters to all marry as a virgin.

Those girls you see who have been disvirgined are a copy of their mothers. If you marry a woman who has been fvcked by many men, your daughters too will be Fvcked by many men before she marries (if she's lucky) and her daughters too will open legs for iphone. The chain will continue like that.

Don't marry a virgin fvcked by another man not just for your own mental health but also for the virtue of your daughters. Girls are a copy of their mothers.

ponlear:
Hey bro..

They took your babe there last week and she was blown away. Not because of the meal, but because she took cute pictures from a phone she had to borrowed from another guy at the restaurant.

Now you’re even more at risk because the other guy sent her pictures to her on WhatsApp and the guy already promised her another location by weekend.

Best part: she pays for free with a happy ending

How can u be at risk because another man is spending on your girlfriend?

Who worship olosho again?

Once you see that I gf has no manners, u keep fvcking her until u get another one. Simple.

Luckysbab:
How does any government entity even find the courage to decline accountability?

Things are happening in this country!

Shorup your mouth!

Don't just talk trash if you don't know the crust of the matter.

With the names of the MDAs I saw there, Ahmed and his senators are joking.
No be Buhari be minister of petroleum? Stop am na.

Nothing will happen to those MDAs. He even mentioned Nigerian Army. Imagine! Just Imagine.

DaddyCK:

What is it?

obinna58:
Depending on the level of your crime


Ordinarily you email can link me to your Facebook account

I dare you to try it.

obinna58:
You can be tracked by
Ip address in track with your device name
Email address
Phone no
Account no
Comments
Name
Photo
Location etc
You can't be 100% clean in all this no matter the level of your privacy, a professional will catch you in no time.

People will rather use the time and money to do this to eat than to track me.
It will be too expensive.

toujurs:
Shaky shaky, you lack balls

You chose to be faceless, NL isn't a faceless forum. It's lack of confidence, that make you render your moniker faceless

Drop your picture, your address and phone number here if you have balls.

If you can't, then you're a shame to your mother's private part.