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NYSC / Re: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by Jerros213(m): 12:39am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Kay-Dee: Man! Some scary shi;t that was. Hope there wasn't any casualty till you guys finished?? |
Phones / Re: Airtel Is The Best Telecoms Company In Nigeria by Jerros213(m): 3:36am On Mar 05, 2013 |
[color=#770077][/color][b][/b][s][/s][/size][size=8pt]JUST LIKE MY COMMENT IF YOU YHELLO EVERYWHERE YOU GO! |
Fashion / Re: Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by Jerros213(m): 5:05am On Mar 01, 2013 |
azpekuliar: LWKMD!! With those kinda lips...blo-w*job would be ultrasonic! Lmfao |
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya And Vector Work As Sales Attendants In Abuja Today (photos) by Jerros213(m): 12:16am On Feb 24, 2013 |
Duke_Nija: Ended up disrupting my woman's sleep with uncontrollable laughter...you guys go kill person jare |
Politics / Re: Document Of Nigeria's Amalgamation In 1914 (picture) by Jerros213(m): 9:39am On Feb 21, 2013 |
careytommy: can you blame him, when you are governor of a colony and 2 other 'protectorates' (wonder what they were protecting), running 3 diff offices with same function doesnt make sense. Taiwan and China 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I Am Prettier Than Kim Kardashian - Juliet Ibrahim - [PHOTOS] by Jerros213(m): 9:22am On Feb 21, 2013 |
[quote author=seedord247] Are you telling me all those your picture azzz are fake aswell? [/quot WHAT AZZ? I NO SEE AM. THAT FACE NEEDS THE SAME WORKDONE ON KIM'S AZZ! |
Celebrities / Re: I Am Prettier Than Kim Kardashian - Juliet Ibrahim - [PHOTOS] by Jerros213(m): 9:17am On Feb 21, 2013 |
Woe betide Kim,and whoever thinks she's hotter than this very Ghanaian actress. Our people are so bias,so freaking colo-blinded to celebrate and appreciate their own. Her curves are badder,on top of that she's natural. F*uck Kim,to hell with her fans! 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Cuts Her Hair: Hot Or Not? by Jerros213(m): 11:10am On Feb 20, 2013 |
@ first pic... I gbadun the silhouette of her sassy hips. Chai! |
Sports / Re: Djokovic Beats Murray To Win Australian Open by Jerros213(m): 2:14pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Just as expected...over-hyped Murray will crumble against ND |
Romance / Re: Your 'Biggest' Turnoffs In The Opposite Sex? by Jerros213(m): 5:56pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
Shollypopz: You gotta learn when to shut your trap sometimes gurl! Hell-Yeah this is coming from a grown a*ss man,so don't you run your mouth lest I put you in your place aiight! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Guardiola Snubs Ronaldo's Handshake At Ballon d'Or Awards by Jerros213(m): 10:25am On Jan 11, 2013 |
~Bluetooth: How else could he have done it? Go prostrate right in front of him Abegi!!! I don't blame Pep,I blame Ronaldo spitting into the enemy's camp |
Politics / Re: Russia Demands Release Of Arrested Sailors by Jerros213(m): 4:30pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
Okija_juju: I said it...... And thats how the matter was ressolved... I CANT BUT AGREE WITH YOU,"CONDUCTOR" SEXKILLZ IS AN AMAZING PIECE OF BISON DUNG! I HAVE HAD TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM SEVERALLY |
Politics / Re: VIPs Fly In Military Helicopters To Azazi's Burial by Jerros213(m): 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
And so what |
Celebrities / Re: NaetoC Beats-up Blogger At DJ Neptune's Wedding In Lagos by Jerros213(m): 11:55am On Dec 16, 2012 |
I REALLY WISH IT WERE LINDA IKEJI OR LAILA IKEJI THAT GOT BEATEN BLACK AND BLUE LIKE THIS,ALL THE JOBLESSBLOGGERS...F>UCK EM ALL. LEAVE THEM CELEBRITIES ALONE,AND QUIT THE PAPARAZZI AND S.HITTY GOSSIPS.GETTING THEMSELVES POPULAR FOR SNOOPING ON FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WORKED THEIR TALENTS OFF GETTING TO WHERE THEY ARE.THESE SO CALLED (NIGERIAN) BLOGGERS ANNOY.I WILL EVEN STAB ONE OF THEM IF THEY CROSS MY PATH....WOE BETIDE YOU ALL!!!! |
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by Jerros213(m): 8:31pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
IF THE DEMAND IS NOT MET SHE SHOULD BE DECAPITATED!!! |
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Kidnapped? by Jerros213(m): 9:18am On Dec 10, 2012 |
claremont: I wonder why the average Nigerian has become so sadistic that they rejoice at the misfortune of others, what is so good about an innocent grandmother being kidnapped (regardless of who she is)?! WOE BETIDE YOU!!! 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by Jerros213(m): 7:13pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
specialguest: This Luv - donnel jones. Or was it the song HE played when you lost ":it" 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by Jerros213(m): 7:11pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Everyday People - By Arrested Development Not-in-your-league kinda song but makes them big boyz heads turn when phone rings. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Most Popular Club Team On Nairaland by Jerros213(m): 6:12pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
seyijames3: Nigeria-Eyimba of Aba PSV is a dutch club,bro... |
Politics / Re: Over 3000 Israel Supporter Home Phone Work Also Us Senators by Jerros213(m): 5:43pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Bros,I've always followed your posts and threads and I do get thrilled by the things you always have to say. I admire your intellect,and please do keep it up. If you do not mind I would like for us to be chat buddies/friends outside this portal. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by Jerros213(m): 2:27pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Back in those days in Makurdi,i used to go hunting with my rifle.I looked forward to every friday,so rather than join other officers at the mess,i would go hunting with a fellow soldier and go on our expedition .Of course it was fun. Mostly we killed snakes(pythons, cobras though rarely and boas),squirrels, pangolins,monkeys,deers.Only once did we manage to kill a young buffalo. Then our passion wasn't in the kill but in how much fun we have marauding in the jungle,most times we give out some of our kills to local palmwine tappers etc. Nowadays I do my hunting from my windows,rifle loaded in hand with my gaze on the street and environ. The wild(est) animal is MAN! 4 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Jerros213(m): 2:00pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Joblessness and boredom Abi wetin gear your thinking go that side? |
Entertainment / Re: Best Of Nollywood Awards 2012 Winners List by Jerros213(m): 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
@ 0P Did u attend the event? |
Celebrities / Re: Who Looks Better Bald: Beyonce or Britney Spears? by Jerros213(m): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
I Give It To Spears on this one! She does look hotter! 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Kaffy Shafau & Her Baby Boy by Jerros213(m): 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
;DI hope Segun Arinze did not father that baby :PI hope Segun Arinze did not father that baby |
Crime / Re: Policeman’s Wife Cooking For Robbers In Zamfara, AIG Says by Jerros213(m): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
What can we not hear about Nigeria!? SMH |
Politics / Re: Niger State Has Crude Oil by Jerros213(m): 11:03am On Oct 25, 2012 |
jamp: This will facilitate Nigeria's breakup As a yoruba man...I'm a bit apprehensive about the future |
Religion / Re: The First Question You Will Ask God In Heaven? by Jerros213(m): 5:20pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Zodiac61: Why are you so evil? Well GOD did chase them out and Sisera ran off on foot. Study Judges 4:13 |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by Jerros213(m): 4:51pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
lalaosky: Hey chump,I'm way too busy to dream...much less "dream on"...man that's way too long away from making my money that make the panties drop off them bitches! I understand you're busy on here a/ss-kissing the whores and all.I tell you what,you really are good at what you do so keep it the fu/c/k up. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by Jerros213(m): 11:13pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Tashaluv: yeahhhhh! (me saluting) TASHA,PLEASE TELL ME JUST WHAT IT IS,I MEAN WHATEVER IT IS THAT I MUST GIVE TO KISS YOUR LIPS FOR 5MINUTES. |
Phones / Re: How Many Phones Do You Carry At A Time? by Jerros213(m): 8:35pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Lucy001: Four, 2 for my business and 2 for personal effect!Bros I too laugh tire oooo...did you say "Personal effect" ? |
Crime / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by Jerros213(m): 8:32pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
zoogy2007: It's all the frustration in this country caused by GEJ and the PDP. People no longer value their lives. ROTFLMFAO |
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