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NYSC / Re: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by Jerros213(m): 12:39am On Mar 17, 2013
Kay-Dee:
Just one snake ?
This is child's play compared to what I witnessed in Edo State camp many years ago.
The camp houses were unfinished buildings in the middle of, and surrounded by thick tall grass bushes; the camp officials decided to burn the bushes days after we arrived and moved in, so the snakes moved from the burning bush into our sleeping area.
It was terrifying and worse than the scene from 'snakes on a plane'; they were everywhere, hanging from the roof struts(there were no ceiling boards), from electric wires, in every corner, in people's buckets, under the mattress. Out of fear, people slept in standing positions at night. - The situation lasted almost the duration of our stay on camp. To crown it all up, there were scorpions too.

Luckily for us we all made it out without a single bite mark, no one suffered a scorpion sting or snake bite.

Chai !! NYSC - Now Your Suffering Continues.

Man! Some scary shi;t that was. Hope there wasn't any casualty till you guys finished??
Phones / Re: Airtel Is The Best Telecoms Company In Nigeria by Jerros213(m): 3:36am On Mar 05, 2013
[color=#770077][/color][b][/b][s][/s][/size][size=8pt]JUST LIKE MY COMMENT IF YOU YHELLO EVERYWHERE YOU GO!
Fashion / Re: Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by Jerros213(m): 5:05am On Mar 01, 2013
azpekuliar: LWKMD!! cheesy


With those kinda lips...blo-w*job would be ultrasonic! Lmfao
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya And Vector Work As Sales Attendants In Abuja Today (photos) by Jerros213(m): 12:16am On Feb 24, 2013
Duke_Nija:

He doesn't need it! Life is not by muscle grin

Ended up disrupting my woman's sleep with uncontrollable laughter...you guys go kill person jare
Politics / Re: Document Of Nigeria's Amalgamation In 1914 (picture) by Jerros213(m): 9:39am On Feb 21, 2013
careytommy: can you blame him, when you are governor of a colony and 2 other 'protectorates' (wonder what they were protecting), running 3 diff offices with same function doesnt make sense.
however, even countries that were united since time immemorial have since parted ways (india/pakistan, the koreas, sudans et al) how much more one in which the people have mutual distrust for eachother.

Taiwan and China

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Prettier Than Kim Kardashian - Juliet Ibrahim - [PHOTOS] by Jerros213(m): 9:22am On Feb 21, 2013
[quote author=seedord247]

Are you telling me all those your picture azzz are fake aswell? undecided[/quot



WHAT AZZ? I NO SEE AM. THAT FACE NEEDS THE SAME WORKDONE ON KIM'S AZZ!
Celebrities / Re: I Am Prettier Than Kim Kardashian - Juliet Ibrahim - [PHOTOS] by Jerros213(m): 9:17am On Feb 21, 2013
Woe betide Kim,and whoever thinks she's hotter than this very Ghanaian actress. Our people are so bias,so freaking colo-blinded to celebrate and appreciate their own. Her curves are badder,on top of that she's natural. F*uck Kim,to hell with her fans!

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Cuts Her Hair: Hot Or Not? by Jerros213(m): 11:10am On Feb 20, 2013
@ first pic... I gbadun the silhouette of her sassy hips. Chai!
Sports / Re: Djokovic Beats Murray To Win Australian Open by Jerros213(m): 2:14pm On Jan 27, 2013
Just as expected...over-hyped Murray will crumble against ND
Romance / Re: Your 'Biggest' Turnoffs In The Opposite Sex? by Jerros213(m): 5:56pm On Jan 15, 2013
Shollypopz:
I'm more beautiful than your gf/wife. Don't put me in the same category as the ugly looking apes in ur family, 1diot!!



You gotta learn when to shut your trap sometimes gurl! Hell-Yeah this is coming from a grown a*ss man,so don't you run your mouth lest I put you in your place aiight!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Guardiola Snubs Ronaldo's Handshake At Ballon d'Or Awards by Jerros213(m): 10:25am On Jan 11, 2013
~Bluetooth:

Ronaldo is one little arrogant piece of shiit.imagine him tapping Pep as if he looks like his mate.no wonder he's losing out while a humble messi keeps soaring.


How else could he have done it? Go prostrate right in front of him Abegi!!! I don't blame Pep,I blame Ronaldo spitting into the enemy's camp
Politics / Re: Russia Demands Release Of Arrested Sailors by Jerros213(m): 4:30pm On Jan 10, 2013
Okija_juju: I said it...... And thats how the matter was ressolved...



Power pass Power... 3rd world nation vs. G-8 member nation.. HOW!!!











OYA NA!!! RUSSIA said unto Nigeria:: Let my people go now, or..... grin grin grin


I CANT BUT AGREE WITH YOU,"CONDUCTOR" SEXKILLZ IS AN AMAZING PIECE OF BISON DUNG! I HAVE HAD TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM SEVERALLY
Politics / Re: VIPs Fly In Military Helicopters To Azazi's Burial by Jerros213(m): 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2012
And so what
Celebrities / Re: NaetoC Beats-up Blogger At DJ Neptune's Wedding In Lagos by Jerros213(m): 11:55am On Dec 16, 2012
I REALLY WISH IT WERE LINDA IKEJI OR LAILA IKEJI THAT GOT BEATEN BLACK AND BLUE LIKE THIS,ALL THE JOBLESSBLOGGERS...F>UCK EM ALL. LEAVE THEM CELEBRITIES ALONE,AND QUIT THE PAPARAZZI AND S.HITTY GOSSIPS.GETTING THEMSELVES POPULAR FOR SNOOPING ON FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WORKED THEIR TALENTS OFF GETTING TO WHERE THEY ARE.THESE SO CALLED (NIGERIAN) BLOGGERS ANNOY.I WILL EVEN STAB ONE OF THEM IF THEY CROSS MY PATH....WOE BETIDE YOU ALL!!!!
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by Jerros213(m): 8:31pm On Dec 10, 2012
IF THE DEMAND IS NOT MET SHE SHOULD BE DECAPITATED!!!
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Kidnapped? by Jerros213(m): 9:18am On Dec 10, 2012
claremont: I wonder why the average Nigerian has become so sadistic that they rejoice at the misfortune of others, what is so good about an innocent grandmother being kidnapped (regardless of who she is)?!

There is a thin line between human beings and animals, and that thin line is our inherent common humanism. The day we loose this common humanism, we no longer become human beings, we become animals. Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.



WOE BETIDE YOU!!!

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Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by Jerros213(m): 7:13pm On Nov 23, 2012
specialguest: This Luv - donnel jones.
It has been my ring tone for over 5 years and that' s the first song i download or transfer whenever i change my phones.It gives me so much to smile about smiley


Or was it the song HE played when you lost ":it" tongue wink

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Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by Jerros213(m): 7:11pm On Nov 23, 2012
Everyday People - By Arrested Development
Not-in-your-league kinda song but makes them big boyz heads turn when phone rings.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Most Popular Club Team On Nairaland by Jerros213(m): 6:12pm On Nov 20, 2012
seyijames3: Nigeria-Eyimba of Aba
England - Man-utd
spain- real madrid
Italy - inter milan
germany-Dortmort
french- p.s.g
south/africa - pirate
russia - p.s.v
portugal - fc porto

PSV is a dutch club,bro...
Politics / Re: Over 3000 Israel Supporter Home Phone Work Also Us Senators by Jerros213(m): 5:43pm On Nov 20, 2012
Bros,I've always followed your posts and threads and I do get thrilled by the things you always have to say. I admire your intellect,and please do keep it up. If you do not mind I would like for us to be chat buddies/friends outside this portal.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by Jerros213(m): 2:27pm On Nov 16, 2012
Back in those days in Makurdi,i used to go hunting with my rifle.I looked forward to every friday,so rather than join other officers at the mess,i would go hunting with a fellow soldier and go on our expedition .Of course it was fun. Mostly we killed snakes(pythons, cobras though rarely and boas),squirrels, pangolins,monkeys,deers.Only once did we manage to kill a young buffalo. Then our passion wasn't in the kill but in how much fun we have marauding in the jungle,most times we give out some of our kills to local palmwine tappers etc. Nowadays I do my hunting from my windows,rifle loaded in hand with my gaze on the street and environ. The wild(est) animal is MAN!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Jerros213(m): 2:00pm On Nov 16, 2012
Joblessness and boredom
Abi wetin gear your thinking go that side?
Entertainment / Re: Best Of Nollywood Awards 2012 Winners List by Jerros213(m): 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2012
@ 0P Did u attend the event?
Celebrities / Re: Who Looks Better Bald: Beyonce or Britney Spears? by Jerros213(m): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2012
I Give It To Spears on this one! She does look hotter!

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Kaffy Shafau & Her Baby Boy by Jerros213(m): 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2012
;DI hope Segun Arinze did not father that baby :PI hope Segun Arinze did not father that baby
Crime / Re: Policeman’s Wife Cooking For Robbers In Zamfara, AIG Says by Jerros213(m): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2012
What can we not hear about Nigeria!? SMH
Politics / Re: Niger State Has Crude Oil by Jerros213(m): 11:03am On Oct 25, 2012
jamp: This will facilitate Nigeria's breakup undecided

As a yoruba man...I'm a bit apprehensive about the future
Religion / Re: The First Question You Will Ask God In Heaven? by Jerros213(m): 5:20pm On Oct 21, 2012
Zodiac61: Why are you so evil?
Why do you hate women?
Why do like slavery?
Why are you a war criminal?
Why are you a child murderer?
But most of all, why could you not chase out the inhabitants of the mountains with their iron chariots (Judges 1:19)?



Well GOD did chase them out and Sisera ran off on foot. Study Judges 4:13
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by Jerros213(m): 4:51pm On Oct 19, 2012
lalaosky:

if you want that lips, i've got two words for you to achieve your aim: DREAM ON

Hey chump,I'm way too busy to dream...much less "dream on"...man that's way too long away from making my money that make the panties drop off them bitches!
I understand you're busy on here a/ss-kissing the whores and all.I tell you what,you really are good at what you do so keep it the fu/c/k up.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by Jerros213(m): 11:13pm On Oct 14, 2012
Tashaluv: yeahhhhh! (me saluting)

TASHA,PLEASE TELL ME JUST WHAT IT IS,I MEAN WHATEVER IT IS THAT I MUST GIVE TO KISS YOUR LIPS FOR 5MINUTES.
Phones / Re: How Many Phones Do You Carry At A Time? by Jerros213(m): 8:35pm On Oct 11, 2012
Lucy001: Four, 2 for my business and 2 for personal effect!
Bros I too laugh tire oooo...did you say "Personal effect" ?
Crime / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by Jerros213(m): 8:32pm On Oct 09, 2012
zoogy2007: It's all the frustration in this country caused by GEJ and the PDP. People no longer value their lives.

ROTFLMFAO

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