₦airaland Forum

Kay-Dee:
Just one snake ?
This is child's play compared to what I witnessed in Edo State camp many years ago.
The camp houses were unfinished buildings in the middle of, and surrounded by thick tall grass bushes; the camp officials decided to burn the bushes days after we arrived and moved in, so the snakes moved from the burning bush into our sleeping area.
It was terrifying and worse than the scene from 'snakes on a plane'; they were everywhere, hanging from the roof struts(there were no ceiling boards), from electric wires, in every corner, in people's buckets, under the mattress. Out of fear, people slept in standing positions at night. - The situation lasted almost the duration of our stay on camp. To crown it all up, there were scorpions too.

Luckily for us we all made it out without a single bite mark, no one suffered a scorpion sting or snake bite.

Chai !! NYSC - Now Your Suffering Continues.

Man! Some scary shi;t that was. Hope there wasn't any casualty till you guys finished??

[color=#770077][/color][b][/b][s][/s][/size][size=8pt]JUST LIKE MY COMMENT IF YOU YHELLO EVERYWHERE YOU GO!

azpekuliar: LWKMD!!

With those kinda lips...blo-w*job would be ultrasonic! Lmfao

Duke_Nija: He doesn't need it! Life is not by muscle

Ended up disrupting my woman's sleep with uncontrollable laughter...you guys go kill person jare

careytommy: can you blame him, when you are governor of a colony and 2 other 'protectorates' (wonder what they were protecting), running 3 diff offices with same function doesnt make sense.
however, even countries that were united since time immemorial have since parted ways (india/pakistan, the koreas, sudans et al) how much more one in which the people have mutual distrust for eachother.

Taiwan and China

[quote author=seedord247]Are you telling me all those your picture azzz are fake aswell? [/quot



WHAT AZZ? I NO SEE AM. THAT FACE NEEDS THE SAME WORKDONE ON KIM'S AZZ!

Woe betide Kim,and whoever thinks she's hotter than this very Ghanaian actress. Our people are so bias,so freaking colo-blinded to celebrate and appreciate their own. Her curves are badder,on top of that she's natural. F*uck Kim,to hell with her fans!

@ first pic... I gbadun the silhouette of her sassy hips. Chai!

Just as expected...over-hyped Murray will crumble against ND

Shollypopz: I'm more beautiful than your gf/wife. Don't put me in the same category as the ugly looking apes in ur family, 1diot!!

You gotta learn when to shut your trap sometimes gurl! Hell-Yeah this is coming from a grown a*ss man,so don't you run your mouth lest I put you in your place aiight!

~Bluetooth:
Ronaldo is one little arrogant piece of shiit.imagine him tapping Pep as if he looks like his mate.no wonder he's losing out while a humble messi keeps soaring.

How else could he have done it? Go prostrate right in front of him Abegi!!! I don't blame Pep,I blame Ronaldo spitting into the enemy's camp

Okija_juju: I said it...... And thats how the matter was ressolved...



Power pass Power... 3rd world nation vs. G-8 member nation.. HOW!!!











OYA NA!!! RUSSIA said unto Nigeria:: Let my people go now, or.....

I CANT BUT AGREE WITH YOU,"CONDUCTOR" SEXKILLZ IS AN AMAZING PIECE OF BISON DUNG! I HAVE HAD TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM SEVERALLY

And so what

I REALLY WISH IT WERE LINDA IKEJI OR LAILA IKEJI THAT GOT BEATEN BLACK AND BLUE LIKE THIS,ALL THE JOBLESSBLOGGERS...F>UCK EM ALL. LEAVE THEM CELEBRITIES ALONE,AND QUIT THE PAPARAZZI AND S.HITTY GOSSIPS.GETTING THEMSELVES POPULAR FOR SNOOPING ON FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WORKED THEIR TALENTS OFF GETTING TO WHERE THEY ARE.THESE SO CALLED (NIGERIAN) BLOGGERS ANNOY.I WILL EVEN STAB ONE OF THEM IF THEY CROSS MY PATH....WOE BETIDE YOU ALL!!!!

IF THE DEMAND IS NOT MET SHE SHOULD BE DECAPITATED!!!

claremont: I wonder why the average Nigerian has become so sadistic that they rejoice at the misfortune of others, what is so good about an innocent grandmother being kidnapped (regardless of who she is)?!

There is a thin line between human beings and animals, and that thin line is our inherent common humanism. The day we loose this common humanism, we no longer become human beings, we become animals. Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.

WOE BETIDE YOU!!!

specialguest: This Luv - donnel jones.
It has been my ring tone for over 5 years and that' s the first song i download or transfer whenever i change my phones.It gives me so much to smile about

Or was it the song HE played when you lost ":it"

Everyday People - By Arrested Development
Not-in-your-league kinda song but makes them big boyz heads turn when phone rings.

seyijames3: Nigeria-Eyimba of Aba
England - Man-utd
spain- real madrid
Italy - inter milan
germany-Dortmort
french- p.s.g
south/africa - pirate
russia - p.s.v
portugal - fc porto

PSV is a dutch club,bro...

Bros,I've always followed your posts and threads and I do get thrilled by the things you always have to say. I admire your intellect,and please do keep it up. If you do not mind I would like for us to be chat buddies/friends outside this portal.

Back in those days in Makurdi,i used to go hunting with my rifle.I looked forward to every friday,so rather than join other officers at the mess,i would go hunting with a fellow soldier and go on our expedition .Of course it was fun. Mostly we killed snakes(pythons, cobras though rarely and boas),squirrels, pangolins,monkeys,deers.Only once did we manage to kill a young buffalo. Then our passion wasn't in the kill but in how much fun we have marauding in the jungle,most times we give out some of our kills to local palmwine tappers etc. Nowadays I do my hunting from my windows,rifle loaded in hand with my gaze on the street and environ. The wild(est) animal is MAN!

Joblessness and boredom
Abi wetin gear your thinking go that side?

@ 0P Did u attend the event?

I Give It To Spears on this one! She does look hotter!

;DI hope Segun Arinze did not father that baby :PI hope Segun Arinze did not father that baby

What can we not hear about Nigeria!? SMH

jamp: This will facilitate Nigeria's breakup

As a yoruba man...I'm a bit apprehensive about the future

Zodiac61: Why are you so evil?
Why do you hate women?
Why do like slavery?
Why are you a war criminal?
Why are you a child murderer?
But most of all, why could you not chase out the inhabitants of the mountains with their iron chariots (Judges 1:19)?

Well GOD did chase them out and Sisera ran off on foot. Study Judges 4:13

lalaosky: if you want that lips, i've got two words for you to achieve your aim: DREAM ON

Hey chump,I'm way too busy to dream...much less "dream on"...man that's way too long away from making my money that make the panties drop off them bitches!
I understand you're busy on here a/ss-kissing the whores and all.I tell you what,you really are good at what you do so keep it the fu/c/k up.

Tashaluv: yeahhhhh! (me saluting)

TASHA,PLEASE TELL ME JUST WHAT IT IS,I MEAN WHATEVER IT IS THAT I MUST GIVE TO KISS YOUR LIPS FOR 5MINUTES.

Lucy001: Four, 2 for my business and 2 for personal effect!

Bros I too laugh tire oooo...did you say "Personal effect" ?

zoogy2007: It's all the frustration in this country caused by GEJ and the PDP. People no longer value their lives.

ROTFLMFAO