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Angelahoney: We women want to intimidate you guys and you fall for it.
This poster I don't bliv you can do half of the things you say you do.
That's how many guys act. They talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Must a car improve ur self esteem? So if you don't have an SUV you can't say hello to a girl?

Acidosis: 1. I'm a beautician, not a magician. I can give you Gisele Bündchen's haircut, but I can't give you her face.

2. Come at least five minutes early. If you're running late, please call ahead. Show me some basic respect.

3. Don't ask me to ''squeeze'' you in when I'm already booked. I'd be taking time and effort away from other clients. You wouldn't like being treated that way.

4. Hairdresser school does not teach about projection or personality disorders. If you're looking for a therapist, all I have is a comb and an opinion.i

5. Some clients will say, ''Cut my hair just like you did last time.'' I have hundreds of clients. How am I supposed to remember exactly how I did your hair the last time? Take a picture and show me .

6. A trim is not ''just'' a trim. It requires my expertise, skill and knowledge. Would you say to your dentist, ''It's just a tooth,'' or to your doctor, ''It's just a leg?''

etc..


GUY GO GET A JOB OR SOMETHING!


www.rdasia.com/12_things_your_hairdresser_won_t_tell_you_3949

Johnchike: The devil appears as an angel of light

gator_666: Why would ANYONE give a **beep** (put an insult of your choice) for anything that anyone on Big Brother does or does not do?! Will our lives become so much better just because we follow the developments there? LOL.

joelala: oooope o! mine shows GREEN. am free ni yen o..below was the result i got.



DNS Resolution = GREEN

Your computer appears to be looking up IP addresses correctly!

Had your computer been infected with DNS changer malware you would have seen a red background. Please note, however, that if your ISP is redirecting DNS traffic for its customers you would have reached this site even though you are infected. For additional information regarding the DNS changer malware, please visit the FBI's website at:
http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/november/malware_110911

economia: Ope oo... Omo na green

ifyalways: You are a corpse!
Dead, rotten and useless.thank me!

makky: Yeah yeah, crucify Chris, maim him, kill him or hang him by the balls, not my biz cos am not a fan of so called pastors but what of the woman in question? Have anyone here being able to see beyond a pretty face? A woman as pretty as this wasn't able to keep her first marriage, second & now the third? Ohh come on!! Theres more to this than it meets the eyes. The pastor already has issues but i can bet the woman has even greater issues. I am a lady but i have always adviced men to look beyond what they see outside and look inwards, its almost impossible to see a woman from the riverine areas free from spiritual manipulations. She has bn his bestfriend all these yrs as the post claims but became unbearable to live with in just 4 years? Am guessing Chris also saw what the 2 previous men saw and it definitely wasn't her beauty but something worse. Marriage aint by force please, i suggest they both remain single for a while esp her cos she has been passed around the school of marriage enough!

ifyalways: Argh woman, wake up.please buy, prepare and place within his reach and eye radius more spicy and tasty pieces of meat. Let him eat as much as his itchy fingers can BUT while he's busy @ your kitchen "stealing" your meat, jejely move yourself to the bedroom and go deal with his wallets and atms. Itchy fingers V itchy fingers.
lol, mine was dealing with baby milks then, when caught he would claim his mouth was bitter. When my nagging and hiding my baby food didn't work, I simply resolved to deal with his wallet and nobody tell am when to stop.

Looking at the economy and considering that all fingers are not equal, have you thought of "empting" your pot after serving everyone?remove all meat from your soup after serving everyone, put the meat in the fridge or freezer. Most men are generally "kitchen lazy" and won't get the strenght to microwave frozen meat.

akagaba: headtie my foot, then why did God give them hair? Wil tieing of headtie lead them 2heaven? Or wil it indicate that sin has been tied away in their lives? Religious fanatism. Go and read john 7 vs 24.

Killz.:
[color=#000030]Will you shut up your mouth and quit defending your thieving boyfriend. . . He's a fccking criminal, a common thief! Whether it needs physical presence or not, he is a criminal, and when caught, he'll be treated as such. Stop giving yourself hope and get out of that relationship. . . Go and look at what they do to yahoo boys caught in other countries, and come back and make a more rational statement!

Smh @ Yahoo is different from 419. . . What are these people smoking these days? [/color]

Abuse: PDP has started the damage work. They want to kill Adams Oshiomole by all means. What will it profit them if the gain the whole world and suffer the loss of their own soul. This is very sad. Let us see who can handle the arms better. They will smell hell in July.