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Travel / Re: Some Interesting Lagos Pictures by JERRYMAG4(m): 1:27pm On Apr 26, 2022 |
Artbydris: For those who have not visited Lagos before, don’t be deceived by these pics. Lagos is not as clean as the picture look. Yes, those structures are there but they are not as beautiful as you see them in the pics. For example, the national thearter is abandoned. It is a host to all the rodents in Lagos��� 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Ortom: Several Attempts Made To Eliminate Me But God Kept Me by JERRYMAG4(m): 8:21pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
I tell you people, with the kind of people like you in Nigeria, this country would be in a deep shit forever..it’s not curse man. So for all the allegations and cry of Benue people, non of them concerns you because you are not affected, right? Hmmmmm. It’s well..Everything is all about politics to you people and that’s how suffering would continue...don’t stop o, just keep it up with your unpatriotic attitudes because of politics... Cumtroller: |
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigerians Have Seen Ancestors Dressing As Youths Before - Adeyanju by JERRYMAG4(m): 10:22pm On Feb 07, 2022 |
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Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by JERRYMAG4(m): 3:53pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
Hoppeyhemmy: In Yoruba, it is called Owawa or in Ondo state, it is called Ofafa. It barks in the night and at 5am. It lives in hole of a tree. There is another specie that lives in stony mountain. It doesn’t come down from the stone. It is called ewuta in Yoruba. The only difference between owawa and ewuta is that ewuta doesn’t bark and sweeter. I don’t know the English names 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Channels TV Interview: Ortom Replies Garba Shehu, Says 'I Stand By My Statement' by JERRYMAG4(m): 5:31pm On Aug 26, 2021 |
blinking001: Online herdsman, you are sighted!! I’m very sure you did not read the article... why not point out the wrong information in the letter rather than attacking the writer...until the country falls apart, continue bro. Not everybody, even US citizen, are able to escape from Afghanistan.. just continue bro and see how you are helping the nation with your negative emotions! This is not about being Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa.. it is a call for action to every citizen of Nigeria. Forget politics for now. Some of us have escaped but we still have families in Nigeria.. let’s face realities guys and act. |
Politics / Guinea Declares New Ebola Epidemic! by JERRYMAG4(m): 12:54pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Guinea declares new Ebola epidemic, first resurgence of disease since 2016 https://www.foxnews.com/health/guinea-declares-new-ebola-outbreak-first-resurgence-of-disease-since-2016 Explore the Fox News apps that are right for you at http://www.foxnews.com/apps-products/index.html. |
Politics / Re: FG Awaits $5.3 Billion Chinese Loan For Ibadan-kano Rail Line by JERRYMAG4(m): 10:29pm On Jan 09, 2021 |
The rate at which the government is looking for 2023 Election funds, e no get part 2. 1 Like |
Crime / Notorious Woman Who Beheaded Owl On Social Media Is Gunned Down by JERRYMAG4(m): 8:12pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
Notorious woman who beheaded owl on social media is gunned down in apparent assassination A Colombian woman who elicited a massive outcry over the summer when she beheaded an owl on social media has been killed in a drive-by shooting, according to reports. https://www.foxnews.com/world/notorious-woman-who-beheaded-owl-on-social-media-is-gunned-down-in-apparent-assassination |
Career / Diego Maradona Dies Aged 60 by JERRYMAG4(m): 6:07pm On Nov 25, 2020 |
CNN) - Argentina soccer legend Diego Maradona has died at the age of 60, a source close to his family confirmed to CNN. Regarded as one of the greatest players in the history of the game, Maradona became a household name after inspiring his country to World Cup glory in 1986. https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/25/football/diego-maradona-death-argentina-spt-intl/index.html?fbclid=IwAR0CV5lLhhFySJd6DSqJvYIq5oXZLY7PPPZ8jjNkWyY4OeGOWNKTxGTvQ6k |
Politics / Nigerian army admits to having live rounds at Lekki Toll Gate protests by JERRYMAG4(m): 8:12pm On Nov 21, 2020 |
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/21/africa/nigeria-shooting-lekki-toll-gate-intl/index.html The Nigerian army admitted on Saturday that soldiers were given both live and blank bullets when they were deployed to protests at Lekki toll gate on October 20. The admission seems to confirm a key finding of a CNN investigation into the shooting. |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Two Persons In Osun (Disturbing Photos) by JERRYMAG4(m): 10:06pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
Ugaboy:Military don’t use rubber bullet sir |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill Two Persons In Osun (Disturbing Photos) by JERRYMAG4(m): 10:05pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
Nemere2020:why on earth would you be that bold to snatch a soldier’s gun? A military man on duty doing his legitimate job and you expect him to praise you, eh? Guys, let’s be realistic now. You obviously would have signed your death warrant with such effrontery . Come to Canada or go to the US and try it with just a policeman....just get close to him and you will be regretting in in heaven. It can’t happen anywhere in the would. 3 Likes |
Politics / A True Life Experience Of SARS Brutality! by JERRYMAG4(m): 11:57pm On Oct 04, 2020 |
I was picked up by SARS at EGBEDA Lagos and was driven down to Dugbe SARS police station at IBADAN.... a day I would never forget.. Thread..... #EndSARS One monday morning like that these 5 SARS officials came down to my office at egbeda with one Mr Olumide, a bros that I know ... And started questioning me.. If I knew the Mr Olumide I told them yes Mind you they were not on uniform o.. One of them asked me when was the last.. The last time I saw the Mr Olumide I told them like 3 weeks ago... I asked them what was the whole interrogation about. One of them asked me that he wants to buy a phone...I phone 8 plus I told him I don't sell phones.. Mind you am a mobile software engineer. He said but I sold. A phone (tecno cx) to the Mr Olumide 3 weeks ago. . I said yes ... I needed some money for my house rent as at that 3 weeks ago I had to sell my personal phone to the Mr olamide. So I could sort my house rent issue... They then proceeded asking where I got the phone. I told them. I bought it in the gsm village olugbede market.. I opened my drawer and brought out the receipt of the phone as proof of ownership.. One of them asked me to take them to the place I bought it .. I said no problem I took them 6 of them 5 SARS and Mr olumide to where I bought the.. Phone ...I pointed to Mr Usman the person that sold the phone to me ... He didn't deny selling the phone.. My mind was at rest hoping that am out of whatever trouble it is.. Not knowing what's gonna happen next The next thing they said was that the phone was a stolen phone And that they have been tracking the phone for about 4 months ago.. I was already shivering Then I thought since I bought the phone and showed my receipt and where I bought it that I don't have any problem.. One innocent customer came to the Mr usman shop that moment that he wants to buy something..he didn't know they were on SARS U know dey didn't put on their uniforms.. He was chased out the guy started vexing for the embarrassment..the next thing the SARS started beating the guy Serious beating oh.. their team leader brought out his pistol and asked him (the customer) to b chained.... The whole market was gathered No one could asked what's going on.. We were cuffed too Me Mr olumide Usman ...they took all the Usman phones that he was selling.. About 52 phones ..both new and UK used Cos they counted it though.. The shop was being shared between two ppl the other occupant was a woman she was pregnant. So they wanted to empty her showglass too and she was claiming that those where not usmans phone... their team leader Gave this pregnant woman a serious slap... Then the Igbo traders interfered and explain that her stuff's are different from Usman own Sha... They packed us inside a jeep.. Highlander jeep (Me ..Usman..Mr olumide...and the Innocent customer) chained like criminals and left I was wondering whats happening They first of all took us to idimu police station..they got down I didn't know wat they went into the station to do we where still in the jeep ... Later they brought down the Innocent customer and started beating him cause he insulted them earlier At this point I was very scared mehnnn Our phones has been seized at that moment. About 30 mins later they returned the customer back into the jeep and started driving towards ogba area at agege... I don't really know roads like that .. I kept wondering where are these pp taking To...when we got to ojodu The customer was already crying and begging....that he didn't know they where police.. He was asked to pay 50k right inside the jeep or he would b taken to the station...he was just crying To cut his own part of the story they took him to one ATM spot He withdrew 18k for them I think that was the whole money with him..and they dropped him there. We proceeded on our journey .. mind you I didn't know where our destination is ... I was terrified like mad seeing the brutalities they have been displaying...Naso we enter express o It was already getting dark like 7 or so.... They kept driving discussing and laughing The driver was playing pasuma Fuji music The three of us (me Mr Olumide and Usman) where very quiet during the whole journey... At last we got to the station after several hours drive I was just looking like mumu.. They asked us to come down..then I silently asked the mr Olumide that where are we like this? He said IBADAN.. Ah I don die Nobody knew where I am keh Not my mum not any of my family I thought to myself.... My head was blank don't know what to do They marched us to their OC office ...and the man started asking us questions one by one... Our names Our states And how the phone got to our hands... Olumide said he knows me very well he brought phone from me. I told them I bought the phone from Mr Usman With receipt ... The OC asked me where I got the receipt I told them it's from Usman.. That he issued it when I bought it. This OC now asked one funny question... He was like why did I asked for the INITIAL receipt of the phone before buying...I was trying to explain naso I chop another slap... From one of the SARS that I should keep quiet...that am talking while their oga is talking!!!! Omoh... Usman was asked where he got phone the guy said he got it from somebody a long time ago That the owner just needed money when he bought it... The OC said they should go and lock Us up.... Where were disposed of our stuff's everything.. And where taken into cell... Omoh... That cell story sef is crazy mehn.. It has a small passage and 4 cells Everywhere is full no space Each room has nothing less that 60-70 ppl.. Even the passage was full.....there was just one big OX fan at the entrance of the passage before entering the whole cell gate... We sha went through small questioning from their governor in the cell.... They have Marshal They have governor And OC torture in the cell��� We sha chop slaps and they searched us they collect 1500 from me...I hid it inside my boxers so those police didn't see it if not them for don collect am .. Now after hearing our story.. The governor Sha told us to come inside cell no 1 Na stand we stand over night No space... I never see that kind gathering before ...like sardines We are really suffering in this country I swear.... Fast forward to the next morning around 9:30 They brought us out to come and write statement... Statement with slaps oh... I confused I couldn't remember how to spell.. My name properly sef The Mr Olumide I think he has someone in Ibadan His ppl came down to the station that morning... after some discussion and all This man paid about 100k to them And Mr olumide was released immediately... Ah I shock... So Na money matter ?? I don die The IPO came to meet me and Usman and started asking us where we are from and so on.... I told him I am from Kogi State...I for just claim Info State Jeje that day o cos my late dad was from Ondo.. Mum is from Kogi... He asked which part I told him that it's EBIRA Naso these man said all ebira are criminals this and that... That he would make sure I rot in jail .. He was so serious as if it's something personal... I was confused He asked Usman Usman is Hausa But his mum is from Kogi too But ighala ... Fortunately for Usman the IPO too Was an ighala man.... The same Kogi o They started speaking ighala language...the werey started smiling... I just knew my village ppl are after me at this point... This man went to bring food for Usman ni Sha... I was still confused as to what exactly did I do wrong to the IPO They allowed me call my mum.. With the IPO number I wasn't allowed to say much to mum on the phone.. They just told her to come to DUGBE SARS station in Ibadan.. It was later in the cell that Usman was telling me that EBIRA people and IGHALA people don't like themselves... The country is bleeped mehn No love anywhere... Imagine.. What sort of tribalism is that one...same state oh My mum came that second day She was asked to go and bring 200k ... Mum said she doesn't have such money..that where is her son She wants to see her son These SARS sent Her out of the station....that she's not ready... I was there for a week.. There is this my uncle's friend at Abuja that my mum called He knows ppl... He called the commissioner of police of Oyo State.... The next Monday....I saw two black jeeps just came into the station compound....and they summoned us... Me and usman Two of the SARS ppl that came to arrest us and their OC were also taken Straight down to the commissioner's office at Ibadan... Me I was just looking like Like mumu....I don't know what was going on.. I heard the OC telling them not to mention the third party (Mr olumide that has been released the second day) at all in their explanations ... After waiting for like two hours downstairs..they took us to the commissioner's office It was a two stories building... When I got there ... There was one office next to the commissioner's office...I saw my mum and sister sitting there.. I was relieved a bit. When we got inside omoh see office like palace.. Seeing the OC the commissioner just asked us that who Who among the two of us (me and Usman) is the mother here presently... I raised up my hands I was shaking..I thought my own don finish He asked where is she...before I could talk.. The OC said ehn they have called her line that it's switched off..ahhh I quickly told the commissioner that I saw my mum in one of those offices just now as we were coming...so they sent for her So she came with my sister... Guys take care of your mothers Nothing like mothers love.... Na me dey inside cell my mama don lean finish ��� So the commissioner started asking us questions...I explained my own part ... about the phone how I got it and receipt and all.. He asked Usman he explained ..the commissioner was surprised He asked me if I explained to the officers I said yes ... Confused he asked the OC That y was I there since last week despite I produced receipt and showed them where and who sold the phone to me.... The OC quickly denied instantly that he doesn't know about the case ...that it's until that same day morning that he's just learning about it ah...omoh Me I was Too terrified to even counter their claims all I just wanted was to leave there alive... The commissioner apologized to my mum ....and warn me to b careful whenever am buying something like that next time.. Then he asked "who was the complainant of the said stolen phone There was total silence.... Ah Nothing the SARS couldn't say anything Sha.... No complainants And they were threatening us before that the owner of the phone was robbed ..that even a car was stolen... So all Na lie We are finished in this country... I was Sha released That day... So basically what these ppl do Is to get some phones from God knows where and note down their IMEI and SERIAL numbers... Give it to someone to sell in a market .... And start tracking the phones just to arrest ppl involved and extort them.. claiming it was robbed This country is bleeped mehn...... #EndSARS #EndSARS 49 Likes 12 Shares |
Family / Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by JERRYMAG4(m): 1:49am On Aug 17, 2020 |
Righteousness89: Jesus is the way, no doubt but you are getting the whole thing wrong bro. It’s one of the reasons why Africa has never and I bet it will never move forward. We always expect mana to fall from heaven. 1 Like |
Family / Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by JERRYMAG4(m): 1:36am On Aug 17, 2020 |
Righteousness89: Are you sure you are okay?. Did she tell you she’s a devil? Someone brought a problem can you just get you month shut if you don’t have advice? We talking about someone’s life you bringing in religion. Who caused Nigerians? |
Religion / Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by JERRYMAG4(m): 3:48am On Aug 02, 2020 |
Miracle7998:Sometimes last month,a bat missed it way to Walmart here, come and see people were rejoicing seeing the bird. As you are coming in, they will tell you “you gat a little friend over here”. The reverse is the case in Africa. Stupid mentality. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bitumen Exploitation Commences In Ondo State As Equipment Land In Irele (PHOTOS) by JERRYMAG4(m): 4:53pm On Jul 26, 2020 |
These people really know how to catch attention of the citizens. See how they are displaying fake obsolete machines to make believe. For your information, this is just a political gimmick 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Bayelsa Corpers Help A Sick Old Man Abandoned By Wife & 7 Children (Photos) by JERRYMAG4(m): 10:36pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
HitlerGaddafi: Since i joined this App about 13 years ago, i haven't read quite an awkward and senseless comment like this. The heart of man is truly full of evils. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 7:03pm On Feb 05, 2019 |
joo2018: Thanks |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 6:48am On Feb 03, 2019 |
JERRYMAG4: House, please help. I need to submit my application. The NOC I'm considering are 1271 and 1111. I'm confused and don't know which to pick. Thanks |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 3:11pm On Feb 02, 2019 |
joo2018: The first one that comes to mind is 2171. I'm also looking at audit related field 1111. House please help. |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 2:33am On Feb 01, 2019 |
JERRYMAG4: Above is my JD, I need help to get the appropriate NOC |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 2:30am On Feb 01, 2019 |
joo2018: · Develop and present proposals based on data analysis with recommended actions for management decision · Manage stakeholder and customer interface regarding data quality issues · Setup and manage the data governance framework enterprise wide champion all data governance initiatives in the bank · Manage Data integrity across all core application system sources · Maintain extensive knowledge of the bank’s IT systems · Maintain intimate knowledge of system configuration and customization as implemented in the bank. · Ensure that system changes meet business requirements by performing simulations to test configuration made by IT · Ensure daily, weekly and monthly exception reports are made available to all business units to maintain cleanliness and integrity of country data · Performs audits and validation on system configurations to ensure the pricing guidelines and agreed parameters are appropriately applied · Prepares technical reports by collecting, analysing, and summarizing information and trends across all systems · Review charges to clients and implements corrective measures to prevent revenue linkage using early warning system tools · Carry out monthly review of covenants pledged by customers against concessions to ensure that full charges are collected on any shortfall where a customer fails to meet the agreed covenant · Managing extensive knowledge of business dynamics and processes · Maintain business models on which requirement specifications can be based · Analyse opportunities for loss across the entire scope of the business and work proactively within the organization to design and implement loss control/prevention and detection programs. · Review the correctness of system interest rates as applied to loans and deposits given defined tolerance levels |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 7:19pm On Jan 31, 2019 |
joo2018: • Develop and present proposals based on data analysis with recommended actions for management decision • Manage stakeholder and customer interface regarding data quality issues • Setup and manage the data governance framework enterprise wide champion all data governance initiatives in the bank • Manage Data integrity across all core application system sources • Maintain extensive knowledge of the bank’s IT systems • Maintain intimate knowledge of system configuration and customization as implemented in the bank. • Ensure that system changes meet business requirements by performing simulations to test configuration made by IT • Ensure daily, weekly and monthly exception reports are made available to all business units to maintain cleanliness and integrity of country data • Performs audits and validation on system configurations to ensure the pricing guidelines and agreed parameters are appropriately applied • Prepares technical reports by collecting, analysing, and summarizing information and trends across all systems • Review charges to clients and implements corrective measures to prevent revenue linkage using early warning system tools • Carry out monthly review of covenants pledged by customers against concessions to ensure that full charges are collected on any shortfall where a customer fails to meet the agreed covenant • Managing extensive knowledge of business dynamics and processes • Maintain business models on which requirement specifications can be based • Analyse opportunities for loss across the entire scope of the business and work proactively within the organization to design and implement loss control/prevention and detection programs. • Review the correctness of system interest rates as applied to loans and deposits given defined tolerance levels |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 4:49pm On Jan 31, 2019 |
Good day house, I need your help again. As a dependant (spouse), I am finding it difficult to attach appropriate NOC to my current role. REVENUE ASSURANCE ANALYST in the banking sector. Anybody with an idea how to get the accurate NOC, pls help. Thanks |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 6:40pm On Jan 30, 2019 |
iaatmguy: Thank you |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 6:38pm On Jan 30, 2019 |
joo2018: Thank you so much |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 3:10pm On Jan 30, 2019 |
Good Day House, I am currently collating and uploading my documents. My spouse is the primary applicant. Part of the POF, i am planning to send some funds from my personal savings as a gift to support the application. I am obviously a dependant, do i need to do a deed of gift to support this fund or we should just clearly state it in the LOE? Your advise will be highly appreciated. |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 1:07pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
NanaF: Thanks for the info but is it safe to send them such documents? 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 11:56am On Jan 01, 2019 |
Gracemama:Hello Gracemama, I am still expecting your email. Please help. Jerrymag4@gmail.com |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 5:17pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
Barryston: Unfortunately, I went there too physically but no luck. |
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by JERRYMAG4(m): 5:14pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
Ella99: Thanks. I even went to their office physically. They told me to get a biodata form or something from the embassy and you know there is nothing like that for PR. So I got stalk. I desperately need help. I wish I can avoid spending double at IOM |
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