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Romance / Re: What I Noticed About Hausa Girls by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:11pm On Dec 26, 2019
donbachi:
Dem no dey wear pant.
ahh GAWD!!
wgat!! The....

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Romance / Re: Stop Anal Sex, It Harms The Penis - screenshot by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:01pm On Dec 25, 2019
when all the doctors in Nigeria and abroad will be begging you guys to eat enough fruits and vegetables you all will refuse.
We eat too much shit and baggages in this country.
I prefer to have anal sex with a white lady than a african lady(No Offense)
Romance / Re: What Those Bashing Me Don't Know by Jersuiyjoe(m): 3:11pm On Dec 25, 2019
Preciousgirl:
I understand my critics, we are in a free world and I am one of the most tolerant beings alive. I am not a fool to be sharing my family issues here, but for very good reasons. I am learning a lot from the advices.

Now don't judge me yet, since there is a lot you still don't know about my situation.

1. I virtually sponsor the house
2. My husband has not slept with me for over a month (I am never going to cheat FYI)
3. In the past, he sleeps with me through my back, (I am suffering)

4. He has password guarding his smart phones

5. He verbally abuses me often

The above are only a few. I come here often because, apart from my dad, I don't wanna wash my dirty linen to those that know me. Those accusing me of cheating, I have never and will never ever do that, in fact I believe my husband is the one cheating on me. Which husband doesn't want to sleep with his wife through the Vag but back. Which kinda husband uses condom with his wife? Please don't judge me yet, I wish you lived with us. I am trying so hard to save my marriage.

Thanks guys for all the advices cry
hmmm... Such a Trip... Precious Girl.
now your story is starting to look like a sad one.
First of all.
is there any proof for you to use against your husband before you jump into conclusion?

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Romance / Re: Look At What My Husband Has Done! by Jersuiyjoe(m): 2:17pm On Dec 25, 2019
Preciousgirl:
My husband has destroyed my smart phone after I decided not to delete Facebook and all social media. To add insult to injury, he has bought for me a very cheap phone which cannot browse. I have bought myself a new phone secretly. I am not happy in this marriage. Many things are going on in my mind, please I need mature advice
Happy Christmas.
wait a minute! Is this happening on a christmas day?

And who gave you the phone you used to create this thread? I knew you got it yourself without your husband's consent. So who gave you the phone?

why did you can't you make the social media useful for you and your family even for making your bussiness or whatever you were doing to get more population?
why!?

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Romance / Re: Lets Compare The Value Of Dick And Pvssy by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:14pm On Dec 23, 2019
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Romance / Re: Lets Compare The Value Of Dick And Pvssy by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:10pm On Dec 23, 2019
Escabado:
When rich man sleep with a girl , she keeps on calling you after sex as you owe her money or you stole from her

Dick is more valuable than pvssy , for instance a mans dik is worth a car,house, businesses and money in the bank

But a woman's pvssy is worthless , she has absolutely nothing else to offer rather than pvssy.

So girls pls stop calling a man after sex as if he owe you some money or as if he stole from you . You should appreciate a man for sleeping with you and thank him because you are worthless is only pvssy u have . No money no asset's.
don't say that man.
we are all valueable, it's just the way we look at things.
And the fact that when a baby is about to leave the womb...it passes through the vigina.
also, women's sex organ is more sensitive than men.
and the fact that men also produce semen which is important, but without a female nothing can be created.
No body is a useless person, we are all useful

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Romance / Re: Lets Compare The Value Of Dick And Pvssy by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:04pm On Dec 23, 2019
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Romance / Re: Women, Being Financially Independent Is The ONLY Way We Can Have Our Respect by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:37pm On Dec 12, 2019
Hhmmm.
Some people still don't know that women are going to take over the world. And one day it's just gorng to look like a normal thing.
but the few ones won't let their guards down.
And it may take some time before you can find to few ones, and you might suffer a bit before you cän find them.
Romance / Re: Please Save My Relationship by Jersuiyjoe(m): 7:15pm On Dec 10, 2019
You Have A Very Low Confidence In Yourself, And That's Bad.
You will mess up everything if you try to hide it or tell him indirectly.
Sit him down and talk to him face to face in a calm and simple voice.
E.g
Tunde Please we need to talk about something that has been bothering me for long in which i tried to keep away from you, But i found out that it doesn't suite my lifestyle to hide things from people most especially the one i love. I noticed that most times you do have bad breath and it always turn my mood down whenever you do, i also observed that you don't know about it. (smile broadly when saying this)And i want the both of us to go out on a date to the hospital, should we?


NOTE: If he's a person that don't like to take corrections or advice, please don't try to use the method i wrote above. Have a nice day.
Romance / Re: You Spend Less When You Date A Woman That Likes You – Sandra Ankobiah by Jersuiyjoe(m): 8:56am On Dec 09, 2019
Tallesty1:
I am not misquoting you bro, just correcting you. A Nigerian girl in love is more of a giver than a receiver but many of us don't know this. You've not experienced this.



You walk up to a woman, ask her to date you and she agrees and you think she loves? Why will she love you?


It's more of a business, you bring money and she will bring vjay. This is the reason some of you believe that women have nothing to offer but sex.

Question is, is sex not what you want? What you went for?


Take out time to plant a seed of friendship.


Watch it grow to love.


And you will enjoy the other side of a woman.
why is it that you guys are making sex to look like a serious game?
Romance / Re: Please Can Somebody Help Me by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2019
EzendiEgo1:
I even recheck the next morning to check if there was a leakage but none besides I uses two condoms and i remove it after I reach orgasm immediately.
Good.
So, do you know when her mestruation cycle will start or have started?
Romance / Re: Please Can Somebody Help Me by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:38pm On Dec 08, 2019
Did you find any leakage on the condom? Or maybe after you orgasm in the condom you didn't bother to remove it from your pennis, you just kept using it that way. So which of the mistakes did you make?
Romance / Re: I Like Her But I'm Shy To Woo Her by Jersuiyjoe(m): 1:58pm On Dec 04, 2019
isyourboy:


You don't need this when you're good looking..

Good looks is the only way to get a girl attention
Hmmmm.
You maybe right, but most ladies don't care about how handsome you are, they care about your personality

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Romance / Re: I Like Her But I'm Shy To Woo Her by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:57am On Dec 04, 2019
mrpoul:
There is dis girl, that I meet in lecture theater, we sat down together, we chatted but it was concerning the lecture. After the lecture, I disappear because im this kind of very shy person, I didn't know what to talk to her aside the lecture. So I saw her on FB I added her and chatted her, up. It happen that evening I wanted to go eat in a restaurant, I told her she can join me jokingly. Surprisingly, she came, we talked but it was mostly about me and herself. After, we finish eating, I told her to come and know my place, but when she came I was nervous and she did not stay up to 5mins. I told her we need to go, dat her roomie maybe worried about her. The next day when she saw me in school, she was excited to see me. After then our communication sucks, I will call her and be asking all this boring questions, before I know it, sometimes she will see my chat and will not reply. Now I'm confuse, I don't know what to do again. I don't wanna lose her. what do u suggest I do from here? pardon my grammatical blunder.
Hmmm...
such a trip.
Seems like you already loose her before you came here to create this tread, the way she behaved are signs that means she isn't interested in you anymore.
anyway i don't know what to say.
But let me suggest this. And what you have to do is:
Tell her the kind of guy you are, that you are the kind of shy guy and you don't know how to communicate properly because it's your first time, and also tell her that things may not work for the both of you because of the kind of person you are.

Look man i know that what i wrote up doesn't sound too good. And the only way to please a lady is to be honest with your situation, and stop trying to act like a boss. Just put yourself together and let her know the truth.
And also try to read some books when facing a mirro, talk whilst looking at the mirro and see your expression while you grow more confidence.

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Romance / Re: Are We Dating Boys Or Onion by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:35am On Dec 04, 2019
adarayz:



Yea

90% of women weep I'm their relationship
That's because women are more emotional than men, and that doesn't mean that men don't cry too.
A study shows that, women can cry for like 26 times a year, and the men can cry for like 6 or 12 times a year if i am not wrong.
So the truth is women cry alot and have more emotional circumtances per every year more than the men do.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Heartbroken? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:44pm On Dec 03, 2019


grin grin grin

Oya, I'm interested! grin
Hahaha. You like Awoof oo grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Heartbroken? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2019
OladimejiRufai:


Yeah! But I can't risk it either.

well, I believe you will get whoever is meant for you although, that will also involve your efforts.

But in my case, I'll prefer to just fold hands and watch as things play out in my life. if I meet someone in the future, then we become friends and from there, it becomes something greater than that, then fine!

But for me to shoot shot again - especially to girl I'm barely friends with - I'm sorry I don't have bullet for such again grin
Don't worry, i will provide you with good bullet that can kill two bird at the sawe time

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Romance / Re: Men , Are The Real Whores . by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:20am On Dec 03, 2019
I bet something or Someone must have hurt 'Her' particularly about guys.
comon Riele, don't sweat it. Just talk to us and we might be able to help
Romance / Re: I Dumped Her, But Feeling Its Not Right by Jersuiyjoe(m): 8:39pm On Dec 01, 2019
*sight*
*thinking*
Maybe he shouldn't have used a condom before concluding if she was lieing or not

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Romance / Re: Dear Single Mothers, by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:51am On Nov 29, 2019
Originalsly:


Emotions separate human from beasts. Then we wonder why some men can rape their own daughters regardless of age ....repeatedly ..... and feel good about it.
Ohh My God.
You are seriously right...

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by Jersuiyjoe(m): 6:06pm On Nov 25, 2019
Hmmm... You are real Man, and real Men Do things mathematically.
Now You Have made your choice and you've drawn your line. Don't let anything change it.
Get rid of anything that will make you want to still have her in your mind, save those whatsapp status and every of her file on the cloud(I RECOMEND YOU TO USE MEGA OR GOOGLE CLOUD) and delete the files from your phone. Try not to keep any evidence consining her on your phone, let them be stored in the cloud.
Just move on with life. And completely delete her from your mind, get busy, try to watch movies atleast twice a week( I RECOMEND YOU TO WATCH THE MOVIE CALLED ; THE DIVOCE PARTY) entertained yourself pqoperly, Play Online Games if doesn't freak you out ; like PUBG, where you can play with foriegners all around the world. Don't focus too much in your country, try to think big and out of the box,have fun. Life is short.
Keep your relationship with God intact. Take care

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Love It When Girls Treat Me Badly? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 11:42pm On Nov 23, 2019
Now don't get this wrong Dude. You asked for our help on the problem you are facing, if you didn't need our help you wouldn't have create this thread. And now we are telling you that you might be a psycho or depending the experience you had when you were a Kid and you try to solve your own shit and stop making people feel sorry for you, despite the fact that you hate it when people feel sorry for you or you hate it when ladies show kindness to ya.
if you can't solve your own shit Bum yourself... Maybe you better go back to the kid you used to be before. Because a real man will try to solve problems surrounding him and his success(how will a man continue to live in a situation of his past about what a girl did to him when he was a kid¿ ). Grow up man and get the fu..k outta my way, got alot of things to do.

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Romance / Re: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:06pm On Nov 22, 2019
Fisher007:


You also have reading.comprehension Mr white Knight in.shinning garment.

I never said all. I said MOST, but it seems your wife's case seems to be confusing you. You married at 30 as a Virgin. Was your wife one too?

Cause if she was not a virgin like you, she saw you as a male provider, after all her own experience with various men. I can purely see she has you under her control with the number one manipulation tool of men ( Toto). You can not just beleive the pure truth.

She took you at the beginning of your prime years all in the name of love and marriage. While her prime years were over. She gave you her emotional trauma's and garbage which you must have been noticing silently at home. But you are here claiming Captain save a hoe.

Well done Sir, your case too might have been an exception indeed lipsrsealed grin
Lol. Such a hit

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Romance / Re: GIRLS: Why My Exes Still Love And Respect Me And What To Learn From It [PICTURE] by Jersuiyjoe(m): 4:51pm On Nov 13, 2019
iLegendd:


Wow! I love what you wrote. Thanks.

Did you notice a man above looking for who to be on his side and who to chat with? He feels neglected. Kindly support him small and tell him he is right.

He is looking for validation and a companion. Help him out. He is glued to this thread waiting for anyone to attack me so he will jump out and say, "I said it."

Make him happy.

By the way, I'm not a corper — gone passed that stage. I only told a story that happened.

You are a Hilarious Man.
Unpredictable.
Smart.
Seems To be like you knew what everyone is about to say.
Kudos to You
Welldone
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Girls Dont Understand Sexual Fetish? by Jersuiyjoe(m): 9:02pm On Nov 03, 2019
Badboibipo:
Since I was little I have always hated Nigerian girls cuz all they want and understand is love and romance and just basic sexx. You see I am a very rare kind of individual, I'm not the average guy out there. I think outside the box and I do not conform to societal norms and needs. All these girls just want a man that is handsome and that will sing like bruno mars for them while sending them money weekly. You see I really dont like when a girl has an opinion or is conscious when I'm licking her pussyyy....i love it when shes completely unconsciously and then I lick her ass and pussyy and breast till I cumm. I dont like penetration sexxx....its too basic and boring. Again I also love being dominated sexually, a girl spitting on me and making me her slave is my dream in life. But guess what? Everyday I leave my house these dull Nigerian hoes find me attractive and expect me to be a lover boy like these dull guys they have been dating. I am so sick of being admired and then hated cuz I dont take hoes to dates and then sing like bruno mars to them. Where can i find a Nigerian girl that thinks outside the fucking box?? I'm getting frustrated and soon may do something drastic cuz its tiring living in a society where there are literally nobody who likes or does what u only enjoy. I'm so frustrated
You are quite a funny guy to me. But u have made a important point, and my thought is also the same with urs.
i like being creative instead of doing one comon thing forever bcus u will get tired of it. So, the problem is; they are most nigerian ladies who are also creative in sex but u won't find em in nigeria except u travel outta here to another country, most especially another continent of this world because majority of africans don't think outside da box. So don't waste ya time thinking u will get it in nigeria, except u have a gf dat u can teach in order to understand da way she can please u on bed or let her knw ur bedrum characters so she can understand u both need
Romance / Re: My Parent are ruining my happiness, won't allow me make my choice by Jersuiyjoe(m): 6:49pm On Oct 28, 2019
The Problem you are facing now isn't much of a big deal,ask me why¿ Because you haven't show em your through colour on deciding what you want and what's best for you about your future plan with your gf. to cut it short, what i am trying to say is;you need to be stubborn. you aren't a kid anymore,they can't decide for you.
i know they might have threaten you if you go ahead with your own plan. why didn't you ask your dad as he's a pastor to quote a passage in the bible where a man must marry his beloved wife from the same tribe as he is.
This is a chance for you to prove to your gf that love can make you do anything by not following your parent's tribalistic advice ,make her feel she was not with the wrong guy all along, prove it to them that you are going to marry her no matter what they say and even if it's for them not to attend your wedding ceremony,let it be. But you will be shock they will be the first person at your wedding ceremony.
(Davido Said to Chioma that if it's for him to be in jail,he would do it)
So Have gotta be a man, stop slacking out and act fast.
dont be scared of talking to your gf on the phone when your parent is around, let them know that you have liberty and nothing will stop ya.
if you loose this opportunity you loose it forever
Romance / Re: The Kind Of Flowers That Appeal To A Nigerian Girlfriend - Twitter User (Photo) by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:53pm On Oct 25, 2018
��God go help our people
Romance / Re: Thread Closed!!!!! by Jersuiyjoe(m): 12:26pm On Oct 25, 2018
Eberechi24:
most women have high libido, they just control it.
hmmm i think you are right
Romance / Re: It Took Just A Finger Snap And Her Panties Were Trapped In My Tooth by Jersuiyjoe(m): 11:24am On Oct 23, 2018
[quote author=TheOdd1sOut post=72338643][/quote] lols hahaha, i don laugh i don tire
Romance / Re: Thread Closed!!!!! by Jersuiyjoe(m): 11:16am On Oct 23, 2018
to me i think most ladies have low sex libido that's why they aren't too interested in fucking all day.��

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