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Romance › Re: How Much Do You Need To Have In Your Account Before Planning To Settle Down? by jestkev(m): 1:57pm On May 13, 2018

RadicallyBlunt:
500k for wedding or for marriage? If its wedding well u can save 1million sef if u wish. But for marriage, is not by what u have in ur account o, its by d amount coming into ur pocket regularly. If u have 600k and no good income is coming in, when d money finish wetin u go do? If God wan come catch you, make orobo woman weh no get work get belle for you... Na double of wetin u dey chop, wear and use she go dey require plus pregnancy demand.

Hahahaha. Lol

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Speaks On Divorce Rumours, Set To Have 4th Baby by jestkev(m): 11:43am On May 12, 2018

1stolax:
Hmn!

Kudos to those guys who married all those leftover retired oloshos...

After about 30 body counts, Una dey try

Why would you said what you dont know. Self discipline is important. Not everyone does dat.Have u not met a lady and after all de good times, she never let u in?

Career › Re: Female Graduate Who Sells Fruit In Benue (Photo) by jestkev(m): 7:02pm On Apr 11, 2018

Gossiplover:
Bloggers please stop stop this poor reportage. what do you want us to do with this news. Do you know how many graduates are doing menial jobs in Nigeria.. even some graduates are armed robbers. I am still wondering why we should celebrate a graduate that is selling fruits. If she doesn't hustle, hunger go finish am.

May God bless her hustle very much but this is nonsense and not news worthy
OUT OF NONESENCE,DER IS SENCE.I learnt from ur statement dat some humans reason with der anus n not der head.

Politics › Re: Police Charge 3 IPOB Members To Court For Possession Of IPOB Flags by jestkev(m): 6:52pm On Apr 11, 2018

nairavsdollars:
And i read a news report that IPOB is backing Buhari’s reelection. Those guys are sick

AS IF U DID NOT UNDERSTAND THAT NEWS WELL. PLS GO BACK AND READ THAT PAGE ONCE MORE

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Family › Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by jestkev(m): 10:55pm On Mar 14, 2018

4 dos of u dat type yes，may God prosper ur marriage. BUT WILL SCARTER DE HOMES OF DOS DAT TYPE NO

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Fashion › Re: Noni Salma: 'I Was Scared Of Living In Nigeria As A Woman In A Mans Body' by jestkev(m): 10:53pm On Aug 04, 2016

Mak him no try come Nigeria ooo, before boys will carry plank follo am. So irritating to used your joystick in shit honeypot. I can't just imagin how sume people reason using der anus.

Crime › Re: Angel Obrien, IMSU Student Shot And Killed By Cultists Today by jestkev(m): 1:20am On Aug 03, 2016

His cap will tell u where he belong.

Politics › Re: Why We Postponed Declaration Of Niger Delta As A Territory – Niger Delta Militan by jestkev(m): 6:13pm On Aug 01, 2016

Thank God they acted fast and hands up. They should have hold there leaders for the development of the area and not the govt, since they have representatives in govt.

Crime › Re: Okpoga Crisis: Benue Residents Flee Their Homes (PHOTOS) by jestkev(m): 10:21pm On Jul 09, 2016

mopolch:
Bro na 'angry' no be 'angered'.

Hahahahahaha. Bros, English no easy ooo.

Politics › Re: Shell Confirms Attacks, Suspends Operations Indefinitely by jestkev(m): 2:41pm On Jun 04, 2016

Who cares. Let dem smell der ass.

NYSC › Re: Nysc Stream 2 2016 Call Up Letter Officially Out For Printing *PICTURE* by jestkev(m): 5:20pm On May 17, 2016

peter1994:
.finally

this thing come de make some parents get trust issues with their sons/daughters
.lol

Hahahahahahahahaha. Sound so funny but not. I have stop pick calls from my ppl bcus they ll asked same question "When r u going for ur NYSC"

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Politics › Re: Fuel Hike : Aircrafts Pilot & Engineers Reject Joining NLC Strike by jestkev(m): 4:34pm On May 15, 2016

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Brooklynsouth:
Whether zombies like it or not nigeria must be on total lock down ........ No light,close all petrol station,shut down the airport so bubu won't travel ,shut down the seaport and restrict movement in nigeria these must come to past iseeeee nonsense GEJ was right afterall

Any eyes dat is waiting patiently to see the downfall of Nigeria shall go blind. The mouth that speak against Nigeria shall go dumb. And de ear shall go deaf. Mak God purnish dat basterd wen no wish Nigeria well becouse of politics. Smilling and suffering. Thank God Nigerians are getting politically matured and wise bucouse of what some Bulukutu, idiot, fowl nyaash, ogogoro drunkered, uwi, had done to us. Nigerian wise thinker must be patient with APC government. There are intruders trying to distract dis govt. Go buy chillin tab and shut ur ass off what u dont know. We have for long suffered in dis country. We need a change and ready to pay de price which is what we are curently. God bless Nigeria.

Christianity Etc › Re: What is the Title Of Sunday Service Message In Your Church? by jestkev(m): 3:31pm On May 15, 2016

Supernatural favour for supernatural turnaround. I thank God today as I ws in his presence, y I said dis is dat, its quit long I go to church and does not know y. Even as at 9:30 am dis morning, still never I tout of seating in d house of mighty God before 11:30am. Trust God, I ws in d church by d later hrs, and ws thanking him for d life and grace despit my mistakes. There is indeed the fullness of joy in d house of d lord. Help me thank God.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorist Captured With Money by jestkev(m): 11:08am On May 14, 2016

Apelex:
This doesn't look like a terrorist... Terrorist no like money like this...
See how he was tied .even Goat sef them no dey tire like dat..I know many will say its good but its totally wrong.this are silly acts that should not prevail if we must move forward.. This whole concept of dehumanizing,abusing of civil rights, jungle justice..
The police or any other security personnel has no right to cuz harm or maltreat anybody even if you were caught in the act.
But in Nigeria u d army subjecting people to inhumane treatments.
D police are even worse

He should be handed over to the proper authorities.....

Where is the guns or bomb with him??

but he is not complaining, and deserve even more than that. I wish u have ever visited IDP camp.

Career › Re: 4 Truths About Dating A Co-worker by jestkev(m): 1:35pm On May 13, 2016

I hate APC. How dis one concerned APC now? You have to love APC cus hate it or love it can not change its agender or policies that in the next few years to come will benefit every patriotic nigerian.

Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Intercepted By Policemen In Maiduguri, Borno (Graphic Photos) by jestkev(m): 4:42pm On May 12, 2016

Good for nothing. The sacrifice of our patriotic officials never be in vain. Rest in peace brother man.

Romance › Re: Are You Ready For Sex? Let’s Take A HIV Test And Pay Me Well -Lady Says On FB by jestkev(m): 12:00pm On May 12, 2016

[color=#000099][/color]. Who knows if truely is de girl dat trying to mkt herself,but I still de fear Nigeria guys dat can used girls pixs they found attractive on some social media and try to outsmart some dud financilly. All na wash.

Education › Re: UNILAG Student Arrested For Posting A Senior Staff's Photo On Facebook by jestkev(m): 4:07am On May 12, 2016

God oooooooo, exam period for dat mata. I pity de dud g.

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