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Idowuogbo: Tell em!

But...as per mu she ya levels, d tin make sense.

mu she ya levels indeed. I knw u luv it

Idowuogbo: Tell em!

But...as per mu she ya levels, d tin make sense.

mu she ya indeed. I'm sure u're a gud lover of it. Aren't u?

Back in d days, u'll av 2 remove a lady's underwear(panties) before u'll c dier buttocks bt nowadays u'll av 2 open dier buttocks b4 seeing dier pant. Na wa 4dem o

Big4wig: Click like if its not easy to make front paGe come to think of Makin it 3x in a role



#BIGWIG

hw much were u given 4making front page 3 tyms in a ''role''. Common ''row'' u no fit spell, u r one of doze abokis Mr Aboki tlked abt earlier. Agbaya

joywendy: lol not now maybe one day. I still need a lot of pratice and training.

bst of luck in ur endeavours o. Success is urs

joywendy: lol, i still sing tho but not solos ikr,nt just shaking, sometimes have high temperature.very embrassing indeed

it's nt easy 2 face crowd and say things o. U jst av 2do it as if u're facing ur family members. We shld b expecting u in one of diz talent hunts be dat. Abi

adaobi123: Where can I watch this match ?

cum to my house, we'll watch it on our Radio.

joywendy: when i was little i had this song i want to sing as a special number, so i was very excited and all. So when the sunday school teacher called out ppl to come and sing i came out willing. When it was my turn,d worst tin happened i 4got d song,d teacher was like sing. I started staring, standing. Then everyone in d class started laughing i had to walk bak in shame to my seat.and d annoying part is till nw 4 i dont remember d sng. This was hw my stage fright started.

it once happened 2me in pri sch during a debate. U'll feel lyk ur legs r abt removing, dat's d problem of craming as a kid, even as an adult. Joywendy d little singer.... Lol

joywendy: when i was little i had this song i want to sing as a special number, so i was very excited and all. So when the sunday school teacher called out ppl to come and sing i came out willing. When it was my turn,d worst tin happened i 4got d song,d teacher was like sing. I started staring, standing. Then everyone in d class started laughing i had to walk bak in shame to my seat.and d annoying part is till nw 4 i dont remember d sng. This was hw my stage fright started.

it once happened 2me in pri sch during a debate. U'll feel lyk ur legs r abt removing, dat's d problem of craming as a kid, even as an adult. Joywendy d little singer

okpara ugo: Aso rock is a rock located close to the villa. The villa is a thick forest with electric fencing from the oustide. No camera, not even satellites can see through the thick foliage and vegetation...

d very first tym i went dere wit my dad, dat's d first tin he tld me.... ''if u're ready 2die, jst go close 2 d fence and u'll b electrocuted'' i can't 4get dat statement. Seeing d kinda security dere and d warnings dat no1 shld take pix is enough reason 2make u 4get ur camera/fone insyd ur pocket without attempting 2 take pictures.

Symphony007: these are put togethers from articles and official releases from the presidency. It bothers me that i can't undertake a tour of my president's residence. I know more about the white house, downing street, elysee palace, union building, etc..than i know about my country's executive mansion. It's just wrong. I can google the floor plan of the most secured building in the world, white house. But pics of aso rock in seculation can be counted.

if u bcum Nigerian President 2morrow u won't allow jst anybody 2 enta and take pictures. Dis is due 2d attitude of Nigerians, don't think everybody has a plain mind lyk u o, we av diff evil plans if d opportunity cums. Diz pple knw d kinda pple dey're dealing with dat's y d security dere is tight. My dad and i tried 2 enta d around 2003 bt we were stopped when we got 2d 3rd gate, we later made it inside in 2009 when we visited d den special adviser 2d president on media and publicity. D place is jst too beautiful, tho we were far 4rm where d president stays himself bt d place is Magnificent. Naija go beta........ ONE DAY

Mercykayy: lolzzzzzzzzzzz! I will call it the baddest ever.

ours is even beta. Lord av Mercy

Mercykayy: I just finished chatting with my cousin and I asked her abt the mst embarrassing moment of her life. she laughed And told me::: I went out with m boyfriend to one hotel And wanna piss. I didn't knw what happened,I just discovered that I found myself in the gents.
I would have bored out immediately But was really pressed,I just got in an forgot to lock the door. I had a pair of thosers So you an imagine how I would pee. I was in the middle of it when a man walked in,he was So shocked. I quickly pulled up my trousers And went out. And behold when the guy came out,he came to chat with my bf. he's a friend of his!

dat one bad wel wel o, i wonder d kinda eye her bf's friend would b luking her wit. ''D lady i saw her thing''. D guy wil understand sha, when he's nt a kid

Mercykayy: it was very embarrassing because 90% of those in the bus were students. And you know those nasty bus driver,all he could do was to curse. I just returned the curse in my mind.lol

can't stop laughing. Na 2 giv him back 2 sender wit ur mind na. Experience dey say..... Is d bst teacher. God is in control

Mercykayy: Please,I don't wanna remember it again,But one can't really forget. this particular morning, I had a meal of bean And garri the previous night,And I woke up with a terrible stomach upset.
There wasn't much I could do because I had to get to class on time,I tried using the toilet But all I did was farts,yout know the quite type.
I boarded a bus to go to class And on my way I felt this urge to fart But I wanted to hold it,because I did not want to embarrass myself But couldn't stop it. I got the shock of my life when it came bursting out with So much noice And a terrible foul smell.
There is no need for other to wonder who did what,as They all knew the direction of the noice

lol. If i were 2b in dat bus, seriously we'll stop d bus and chase u out. ''Farting'' is sumthing nice 2d giver bt heartbraking 2d receiver. I'm sure u'll feel lyk disappearing at dat moment

We take things serious differently as individuals, dat's y psychologists made us understand d concept of Individual differences. As an individual, my most embarassing moment ws d day a lady slapped me during a JAMB coaching class. She actually thought i ws d one who said sumtin 2her bt it ws d guy standing beside me. I behaved lyk a gentleman and failed 2 reciprocate d slap bt my guys blamed me 4nt retaliating. D lady later came back 2 apologize and we became bst of friends though d first impression cums 2my mind once in a while. What's ur most embarassing moment N'landers

timowale: Very obvious u re the one playing d slowpoke here.nothing i repeat nothing wrong in giving a contrary submission on any issue so long u ve strong defence for it.the op has a good one on this.i dare u to read again wht he wrote up there.

Rubbish tlk.

Originalsly: Immediate arrest and interrogation...was he sent by the terrorists on a trial run?...meeting with SSS...how did the guy bypass security to get on the plane?...in the end the guy would be locked up, charged, sentenced and then deported.

he'll b charged for what offence?? Sentenced on wot basis?? Deported to where, When he is an American citizen?
Think wel b4 dropping ur comments na. No dey assume things, b sure.

fabregas04: it's quite obvious u aren't using yours. there's notin wrong in what dat fellow drop.

birds of a feather flocks 2geda. U and d guy u're defending av d same thinking capacity. U think in only one direction. Dis is d only way to alleviate poverty if u dunno, his educational needs av shifted 4rm d neck of his parents nw, dey'll av d opportunity 2 spend adequately 4his siblings. I dunno where pple lyk u cum 4rm, and u'll b clamouring 4 a beta Nigeria, hw do u want dis country 2b beta wit d way u guys think. Drastic situations don't need drastic steps. Sit down and think very wel bro. U're mentally retarded

[quote author=maxi-t]Dude, i dont know why you had to say "use your head" when it's friggin obvious you aint using yours.
Who said anything about jail or firing squad ?....
He just shouldn't be celebrated that's all. Thanks to the celebration another boy attempted to do same just a few days after his case.
Then, many more will continue to try so as to be taken to government house and they might not be as lucky. They may end up dead.

Any steps taken in this boy's issue is to avoid future UNLUCKY occurrences. That's where i stand.[/quote]hey youngman, u're nt wiser dan d group of pple who decided 2giv him scholarship or d governor who wants 2 c him. And Wot happened 2d boy dat attempted it? He ws apprehended.

Dat's d bst thing dey could do 4d poor boy, sponsor his education and avert any future occurences by putting a very good security check in place. In ur opinion, tel me wot dey shld av done 4d boy. U jst criticize things without aving any reasonable way of solving d problems. Bad belle!

[quote author=maxi-t]Dude, i dont know why you had to say "use your head" when it's friggin obvious you aint using yours.
Who said anything about jail or firing squad ?....
He just shouldn't be celebrated that's all. Thanks to the celebration another boy attempted to do same just a few days after his case.
Then, many more will continue to try so as to be taken to government house and they might not be as lucky. They may end up dead.

Any steps taken in this boy's issue is to avoid future UNLUCKY occurrences. That's where i stand.[/quote]u're nt wiser dan d group of pple who decided 2giv him scholarship or d governor who wants 2 c him. Dat's d bst thing dey could do 4d poor boy, sponsor his education and avert any future occurences by putting a very good security check in place. In ur opinion, tel me wot dey shld av done 4d boy. U jst criticize things without aving any reasonable way of solving d problems. Bad belle!

[quote author=maxi-t]That boy does not intend to school.
If you ask me, this boy should be sent to a correctional facility. I don't know why folks are making a celebrity out of a nutcase.
What if he had died ? why does the FRSC punish you for not wearing your seat belt ? cos of you are endangering your OWN life.
Kid endangered his life and should be punished/corrected not celebrated.[/quote]hw do u correct him apart 4rm bringing him up in a gud manner?? Instead he shld b jailed for life abi Or he shld face firing squad Use ur head na.

yunglykmine: Courageous kid.
But that scholarship thing is a NO, NO.. That can actually encourage other kids & parents to venture into the stowaway thing. Edo Gov't should only help to monitor the kid.

hw? Let other kids and parents venture into it na, and dey'll c d result.

slap1: You have the girl's number? Send her a text message detailing your feelings. Next time you see her, ask if she got the text and take it up from there. Although I prefer you take it easy; it's not an achievement. I'm well over 20 years, hitting 30 in a few years, but no girlfriend. I'm not bothered. I have sweet female friends around me. That's enough for me, for now.

do u really think dat's d best way to go abt it??

yung blurd: I'm like you, 20, no single girlfriend. Though, i was close to tying up one sha, i ended up screwing things up, i've since learn to be direct, but i'ven't record a success. I guess i'm not ready anyway.

''I'm nt ready anyway''. Dat's d way i console myself. I believe it's d way God wants it 2b. When d tym cums, gfs would cum

Arosa: op, make friends with guys that are good in the act of wooing women, then you can ask them to teach you. the best way to learn is through practical experience.

thanx. God Bless u

ckkris: If you start any kind of trouble in Offa, you will see hell, & discover the difference between Nigeria & Nairaland.

pple of offa don't take shit, and mind u dere is anoda development. Apc candidate (saheed popoola) returned 4rm d state capital 2 confirm d reports but he came wit a positive result. Dey (KWASIEC) refuse 2 claim responsibilies 4d announcement of d result. D returning officer is on d run presently, he'll b declared wanted if nt seen b4 d end of 2morrow.

doctokwus: Wen many pple started posting almost d same set of results on different threads acclaiming d victory of d apc,evn b4 d announcement by d electoral officer,later dat d electoral officer had absconded wt d results,I knew d ground was being set-up for such a scenario as this.Well its d way of nigerian politics,where a party never loses any election(even councillorship) over which it supervises,appoints electoral officers,security agents& prints d ballot slips& common sense shd tell every person so.D death knell of Lg elections in nigeria where laid wen d conduct was taken away frm d national electoral body& given to state controlled bodies.Be it pdp,can,cpc(apc),apga or labor party,d final result is always predictable,a landslide for d party in control of d state

dey've 4gotten dat dere is sum1 who is above us all. God dey luk dem

REHOZIBAH: Hi All

I just thought to bring this result update from the Offa LG Re-run held today in Kwara state


Balogun Aromasodun APC 137 PDP 21
Essa. 108. 34
Olumo. 138. 32
Iyeru Okin. 20. 09
Ita Erin. 149. 34
Kamawu. 126. 53
Balogun Iso Isu. 132. 47
Balogun Ajoda. 126. 41
Folarin. 186. 46
Film House. 135. 46
St Cyprian A. 52. 16
". ". B. 128. 48
Orita Merin. 149. 32
OGS. 135. 19
Ile Oyawoye. 172. 56
Ejiwunmi. 217. 60
Ikolaba. 152. 62
Ambe. 184. 51
Ogani. 128. 64
Popoola. 137. 37
Palace polling booth. 182. 75


More result update as they get released

CREDIT AND SOURCE-@olatundekazeem on twitter

dey here dey make urself hapi. PDP has been announced d winner of d Election. Sooo saaad. Trouble is looming in Offa LG

Saheed Popoola remain our #elected chairman. Prince Waheed Olanipekun has been announced as the selected chairman
¤ Balogun Ward: APC - 706; PDP -
279.
¤ Shawo Central Ward: APC -
1,132; PDP - 435.
¤ Shawo SW Ward: APC - 1,171;
PDP - 372.
¤ Shawo SE Ward: APC - 1,054; PDP - 370.
¤ Essa Ward A : APC - 639; PDP -
363.
¤ Essa Ward B: APC - 644; PDP -
381.
¤ Ojomu NW Ward: APC - 1,091;
PDP - 353.
¤ Ojomu Central 1 Ward: APC -
235, PDP - 133.
¤ Ojomu Central 2 Ward: APC -
675; PDP - 290.
¤ Ojomu SE Ward: APC -1,374; PDP
- 427.
What is PDP up to?? There'll b trouble in Offa LG very soon.

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[quote author=Okija_juju]Okija_juju Presents OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY


These are my Photos of Obafemi Awolowo University that I took from my last trip during Easter. I just so happened to be driving past the school and decided to take a lil break from the 8 hours i had already driven to rest by taking pictures of the school..


Personally I swear that this is the finest Federal University I have entered in recent times. And I have been into Uniport, FUTO & UNN.

I have pictures of the Rocky mountains that surround this University on another camera that I cant find right now. Please enjoy these pictures.. All taken from inside my car.

[/quote]eehya, if u've neva been 2 anoda man's farm u'll say ur fada's farm is d biggest. Cum 2 ABU, Zaria and c hw green it is. Oau is a nice skul tho. I would luv 2 attend d skul, even if it is diploma i'll do dere.