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[quote author=Prebaby.G bagaun . ] I knw dat u are amg dat bad boyz or men dat do such a thing![/quote]

U know whether na the pastor himself organised the robbery incident ok' na motivation sha.

What amuse me the most is the type of sweet songs played during offering collections all na motivation.


My pastor told us about a woman who was poor. She had little money on her on one anniversary day that'll not be enough for offering (I marvel at how many times some churches collect offering sef). The pastor said she danced and danced and dropped all the money she had. She left the church fast so that nobody would notice thay she does not have money to drop. As she was going, she hit her leg on a nylon bag that was full of money (pastor sef no fit advice say make she carry the money go police station cuz of 10% ), she carried it n the rest is history. "That was her blessing for dropping all that she had" the pastor would echo.

The ponmo I'm pounding right now.

I'm presiding over this thread now. Pls stay away.

Pant

It is not celebrated in this part of the world.

ammyluv2002: That's not fair oooooooooo.....nobody thought of me just because I'm new? Pls make somebody want me nw

okay, monkey no fine but him mama like am.

I'll like to spend the wkend wit

AMMYLUV2002

Miss Ope: Hahhahahaha....how do u want them to treat u? Like Jonathan when U're an ordinary Agbero....LMAO.

me Ordinary agbero
Oya, beg me.

slimyem: I dunno...
I can't think of anyone...
The thought of spending a day with any lander has never crossed my mind talk less a whole weekend...

u self dey form pampers

hottprince: Well I was thinking some folks may have a NLander, they'll like to spend a weekend with, it's not necessary for it to be a crush...Well let's let the cat out of da bag...N pls say d reason y u pick such Nlander.

Mine is Idowuogbo, I think she's smart, I'll love to spend a weekend with her and do nothing but talk, talk and talk...

Oga tel us where u're going to, no dey play hide and seek. If the babe husband catch u ehnnn, u go smell ur nyansh.



@Topic, I go like spend the weekend with SEXKILLZ, I wan turn hin shiit hole to four, make he no say e no good to dey ban people anyhow

Is anything functioning properly in Nigeria Even if na ur family house I come to seek ur hand in marriage, the type of customer care I'm going to receive won't fair better

Albert na proper mumu if what I'm reading is true. Why God go give me food, I go come carry am give dog Makawhy now

Lazy bones why not extend it to the whole federation

Justified or not na game of football be dat. What matters most is that Madrid won the game. #truly BLUES


hail the special one

ceewai lebi:

Ezeebube2: Hey who d heck changed my comment, i said Cock nd Bull story and not rooster. Hey who d heck changed my comment, i said Cock nd Bull story and not rooster.

No doubt, u are a learner welcome to Nairaland.

ceewai lebi: Feels-good to b back.Missed everyone apart from Jhydebaba;he's too mean

Wat happened baby I'm as cold as cold water.

I always warn my girlfriends against such and I also live by example. The first time one of them suspected me of cheating and dared picked up my call ogbelegbele oh I gave her the beating of her life.
Well, when I'm married, I'll inform my wife to desist from such act with an exemption to extreme cases

Oh my gosh! There is no difference between tattoo and tribal mark now. So, I've been a sinner all my life. No thanks to my parent who gave me this tribal markz.

Baba suwe nko Or yoruba movie no dey part of nollywood.


In other news....

Jonathan don give nollywood money, den dey share money we dey here dey waste time.

Please report to the nearest police station. Nigeria police can track that document fast.

Rebuking

Thank God pure water has been reduced to 5naira only, that's 100% saving.

How was the response of the fire service Hope they had eough water

anyhow, thank God say I insure all my properties including my bathroom slippers. I know DSTV should be wiser, so, no spanner lost.

Ones that are not too fake.

^^ when

May his gentle soul rest in peace.
_{won ti ta katapult fun eiye to wa lori twitter}

Answered For where Some questions are rhetorical in nature while others seem to have no answers.

Equate

Someone should just take the votes and give us an answer at the end of the day.


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