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KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]The average man is not mild class either . ...he is average not dirt poor but not owner of anything or making large sums of money.
and Mist women date/marry these men. [/color]

you confuse yourself. an average man in my opinion, can't be poor and still be average.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Now this is simply no t true . Most women date /marry the average man and the average man is not rich.[/color]

the average man is not poor either. except you're referring to paper bag marriages, this post is absolutely true

qEekzEe:
Qeekzee*

....Not one of ya Nerdy kinds...this typa bars you merely find/

.....The Lines are according to class like its assembly time!!!!

..breakthrough realms, Tore off borders......Strikes sort of Cluster...as I quick disperse/

......Both Sango and zeus call me god of thunder/

..My bars? The Cartoons Offers Hint,... Half spelt,..... 'Anime'...lets this Fucktards see/

...it's Beastly written, ..Monster inc/

....So much heat ...kill this person at ease/

I could live my whole life in obj's farm..to prove they ain't hotter than me/

Dumb rhetoric claims....I'm Bursting gory flames/

...dropping Mad Frees style....,its subzero insane/

i Spit deep flows....bars, till they freaking choke/

Dopes....Take the line to the head like they Sniffing coke/

,,.Expose this flaccid Mouse....the rodent, blackened now/

Otapiapia sprayed....just to Rat him out/


....Attack lucifers toilet..freaking off bastards/
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..Break hell loo's, ..shhit is on fire!!!!!!!
..
...end wack juvi's......Dropping shots with caution ammuse me/

...Paparazzi hidden in my toilet, just to get my New shhit/

Spit Cocky shhit......Amma gOD in this/

...If I was a sexfreak hermaphrodite, I still won't fuuuck with me/

BANG! BANG!! BANG!!!

Limerick:
You wish

just participate

GIYAZZ:
Lol, oga no vex.
JIGSAWKILLAH, I see your point. But I will make sure I hit up all our heads for this tourney. Anyone who doesn't turn up will be left alone.
I will talk to Lagunna, already talking to him sef. Emaprince, Adanna, Fuckyouhard, Liricyst, Obesemf, 007bruce etc, and then some couple of Facebook vets. This is gonna be fun. Revival shyt!
We all just need to be active, so we won't slow down the tourney. And some of us gotta be in the organization team, so we may not be battling. I'm already up to sacrifice my time though. I just need more vets to turn up.
Can we do this?

yes we can

GIYAZZ:
Lord of the rings or Holocaust Tourney? Let's kick start??


cc; Airm.ark JIGSAWKI.LLAH darkene.drebel K.r0ne

sure they will even turn up? we have many wacks than dopeheads patrolling this section these days but if a couple of the older ones turn up, I'll sign up too.

limerick, participate lemme whoop you once and for all

heard nitty did clips bad
can't wait for the footage

raumdeuter:
Yes oo. Thats why he made another semi finals and his team conceded the only goal from open play when he left the field

If John Terry can be half as good as Boateng, he would make 1 semi final in his career

semi finals done turn trophy! his mistake made them lose the semi. if he hadn't raised his hands like he was reaching out for help, Germany would've had nearly a hour more to rest.

lordfalcao:
Top-scoring leagues at Euro 2016
28 - Premier League
23 - La Liga
13 - Bundesliga
12 - Serie A
7 - Turkish Super Lig
4 - Russian Championship

you want ramuzaki to shoot you abi?

raumdeuter:
Once every blue moon is why Boatank is a constant in the Bayern defence, Is why he a constant in the world cup winning defence, Its why he is a constant in a defence that made 4 straight semi finals in major tournament

John Useless Terry never made it even once

that was why he was doing praise and worship against Italy....shey him dey pray against mafias?

lalasticlala, please show this brother some love

airmark, do something joor
don't let such a nice song be limited to only the ears of the music section patrons

lakesidepapa:
Have they started pasting results?

no

4-2-4 looks more likely

landg:
Please can I resume this semester if I obtain my application form this week Thursday?

yes

willox:
Pls can som1 check exam score or gp on his portal?[b][/b] pls can som1 check exam score on his portal etc thanks?

you'll only see your grades and calculate your gp yourself

if I ain't flipping the gat, if I ain't splitting these cats
then I ain't Jiggy, in fact, I ain't King of the Rap
if I had it written; it's fact! if I spit it, it's wrap
getting paid for niggas' heads if they need it intact
niggas place they bets on me, cause when I'm slipping/sleeping, it's nap
the chicks you niggas praying to fûck wishing they giving me laps
fûck what these hoes sells, in hotels, I sleep with the Mac
i go dumb gripping the mac, hence they thinking me daft
Rest in peace Big L, you quickly left with no fame
and lately, niggas be disrespecting your game
you talked it and bust it, gees attempted the same
but niggas ain't got enough balls, Bis himself is a lame
that nigga bust gats? it's deception again
I go toe to toe with any nigga, bîtch, please step up, I'm gamed
I call my shooters like....visit Bis and send him a package to satan
he say "I prefer those business when we don't mention your name
niggas be dreading your guns, got the wesson for fun
they heard you stepped in a church, and started wetting the nuns
niggas took note to stay away but that's a lesson for none
or they heirs get big holes like they bedding they sons
niggas throw shots.... as soon as they see who they stepping...they run
but Boss, you reckless as fûck, attacked a Rev with the buck
he was changed after the occurrence, see, he was dead in a trunk"
pay attention to the nigga with the twin ratchets
tek rapping slowly like a gee with a thick accent
you gon' find me close to a small arm like a kid's handset
I ain't passing these scripts forward like a mean class rep

ELYMAXiimus:
Guy, Post link, you dey tell me story. Shey na midnight dey make d tin clear?

you no fit epp sef. If na coogar now, hin go don fyn better link serve me asap. I miss thecrook.

we all watched it from youtube, if you couldn't hear it clearly, an ear cleaning would be highly recommended.

A track? Hmm... I don't listen to their tracks. No time.

you don't listen to anything at all except falz

I'm sure emaprince would agree with me on this one. Hahaha! Even Emaprince says he sounds like he has a frog in his throat .

then you and emaprînce are perhaps the only ones complaining. i don't think i have ever stumbled across a similar complaint.

I can't find nitty vs clips. Let me search for him against magic...

it is yet to be released

I don't know about ave, but, come on, clips rhymes far better than day. Although he stretches sometimes, he does some really cool multis.
I've watched enough of daylyt's battles. The only time he did well, and I reiterate, was in his first round against clips:
"Get your @ss popped on cam: you like to twerk. Lololol.
I liked those one liners.

i have seen daylyt do 5 syllables, clips never exceeded his trisyllabic pattern. and hollow called him to it.

ELYMAXiimus:
for me, it's a TIE. First round goes to con; second was tied; third goes to magic.

you're the only one i know who's tied that brawl

lmfao! Hahahahaha. Prior to now, I thought I was the only one who thought daylight was the wackest rapper of all time. The only time he did something quite okay was against charlie clips. That first round of his is the only 'okay verse' I've caught from him.

Nigga still does monosyllabic rhymes in this 21st century.

the slowest rhymer i know is clips and maybe ave. daylyt's a better rhymer than most. you haven't been watching daylyt and you definitely haven't been catching his lyrics. he recently made danny myer's top 10 pen. he manages to infuse punchlines in his setups and storylines and most times, you have to wait till the end to get his punchline. if day decides to rap, he's got no match. go watch his third against shorty horroh, his second against clips, his third against the saurus, daylyt vs chilla, day vs madchild etc those are just the prominent ones.

ELYMAXiimus:
lmao. Seriously? I stopped watching the battle quarter way when I watched it. Crowd noise and bad sound quality made it hard to hear their words verbatim.

I don't know how you managed to hear them correctly. The youtube version I watched was egregiously excrutiating. Pls post a link to the one you viewed.

i normally watch battles when everyone else sleeps....download a better format, not those your 3gp

bigg K is a mad man na. that battle with caustic has got to be the most hillarious brawl I've watched. When he saw how funny caustic was, he also brought in some drop-pan humour!

What I loved most about it is, he didn't because of the jokes stretch; he maintained his flow. Bigg k is debatably my N0. 1 battler.

bigg k is a beast any day, street raw punchlines, smooth flow and delivery....go listen to Head Ice ft bigg k - let me in
k did his stuff on a beat...that nigga is a beast. his flow is comparable to only magic's or so i thought

I don't like lux. I'd rather go with imperial leather .

Seriously, though, I don't really feel him. He's battle against calicoe was mediocre, IMO. Take away the proclaimed personals and his verse is utter balderdash.

Anyway, I'll check out his battle against clips.

lux is not a joy to watch anymore

Chilla's voice is somehow. He doesn't sound audible.

I'm beginning to think you have a problem with hearing if chilla isn't audible, then who is? diz? gjonaj?

Don't know anything about rum nitty, yet. Clips blows hot and cold: he's good today; tommorrow, he's doing some wack@ss freestyle.

nitty is the truth....writaz block! went toe to toe with magic, arsonal, bagged an impressive ave. he's got alot on his cv right now. clips is dead already. clips is depreciating, i wanna see nitty vs roc

ELYMAXiimus:
I'm telling you. What about the flow? Sick!

You know, their styles are the kind I like: straight punches through.

Too many quotables in this particular battle. Hehe, con accused bmagic of jacking his style. I love this:

"That's why we'll never know who the hell you are

how does it feel to steal everything like aladin ..... And it still didn't getcha far? (get jaffar) ...


Bigg k vs conceited ought to have been exhilarating as this one if not for the execrable sound quality.

I love punchline-filled battles! I don't like personal-filled battles; I hardly relate to their references. I believe most of them are just fabricated stories.

This is why I don't like loaded lux. In my own opinion, he's overhyped! I haven't caught any real bar from him.
I doubt he does punchlines . He's always telling one fabricated story or the other.

Let me check out nitty vs clips; I hope they had punchlines.

Have you watched bigkk vs caustic? Caustic is one funny dude

bigg k decimated conceited to the extent that con didn't know what else to say....i don't like watching that battle. bigg k can go all punchlines like he did against magic, he can also mix a little jokes and story telling like he did against caustic.

i have watched only one of lux's battles and it was against clips, which in my opinion, he lost. but if you could relate to the personals, and the way some of them are used, you will fall in love with it. check chilla vs saga....chilla's round 3 was personal filled and won the whole battle.

nitty always comes with punchlines, and charlie looks like he's lost it too. I can't wait for nitty vs tay roc

darkenedrebel:
Same here. The sound quality, the crowd reaction, Con's punchlines, B-Magic's metaphors. . . .everything was superb!
Only Charlie Clips vs T-Rex comes close or maybe Charlie Clips vs Loaded Lux.



I hope Rum Nitty spazzed like he did against B-Magic when they battled.

yea....did more in my opinion
and Ave did a good job too


"that's the difference geek, see I've been bout that action
30 under the 40, that's an improper fraction - Ave"

Hydrog3n:
Yo,Element of surprise

Comma,punctuation menace/Gonna exclamate this past tense/Full stop a nigga paragraph like a death sentence

Double kill em bodies hot nuzzle/Countin' bullet like dead pool/Alphabetical order like i wanna take attendance

DJ lemme try-na make up today/We gone stage a robbery 8 don't be late/Ya aren't goin' back to jail,no debate 'bout you goin' be de-bait/

Passion playing my string/Fashion got nigga crazy with blings/Took no precautions pullin' G-String/Everything I do,blew up on a screwed king Ping

Paul Thor the noise critic demi God who's never rap's a single script

Graphic pic in a battle against Paul Thor who's poo/Mallet pressure like Pharisee on Jew/ Alex who's just came back still pass you

If DJ5naira album 'bout COLA drank in Asgard/Illuminati era put the soda rap on discard/I'll give any Ebola patient High five

9-Millimeter Calibur filled the nigga talking/Excalibur sweep off his head that's shocking/Now He's dreaming in mortuary moving up 'nd down the semetry...I call that sleep walking


This rapper alphabet ya death on a scholar spelling bee/Dagger thrust in ya dick hole an acidic scale test for P.H-D/Should be given an Award. . . for this murder on a 1st degree

I like this...improve on your rhyming, and some of these schemes could've been played better. and it's alexpissu, not passu

GIYAZZ:
Bros ye! Respect!!

I really appreciate this. Omo, una too much!!! Una dey give me confidence. Chai!
Bros, abeg throw me your number here: Giyazmusic@yahoo.com

ask Krone

darkenedrebel, you should watch Rum Nitty vs Ave.


Giyazz, I'm with you

karlculauz or limerick


who dey pursue you for the song?

nice track bro


cc Pdizzle
Qaisar1
rudepen

Subconscious:
Is RAP a struggle right ? feeling blind with kingship tussle
Critical lost to an anthem ...the vultures knows the hustle
Your ego is a whack cause like the African gods
Brainwashed with facade visions ...follow life raw
Mikuz magical? A chaotic rumor with poor mind intuition
These bars are parallel with credit of Solomon's decision
Afterlife! designed script ... my world my making
Perspective of life debated ...what we unravel is baking
I evolve past Hip-Hop ...am sky classified with mystical mind
King don't brag ...menacing freaks thinks you landmine
gods don't follow laws ...I pen doctrines not bibles
How is judgement publicly neutral ...when Airmark failing riddles
I light up conscious course to create a devil in YOU
Power is a disease ...Mikuz still thirsty to be new
The sins of Coogar public ...became a poem to prince(Emaprince)
Your Jesus washed the feet of a hoe* ...ask the priest
Sometimes I think Men paying offerings to unseat God
If black man ever wrote a bible it was a fraud ...
Truth is damned when you all alone with creative thinking
Conflict mindset is sinking ...Their "what if" is blinking
This verse is strictly for peeps idolizing Man for persona
...If you think I fcking lie ..raise a flag in Arizona
Hate me from a distance.. the letters shows war is wrong
Mind power got me isolated ..a remix don't fix where we belong
I relate to my demons ...it changed how I envision sinning
Revelations from spoken words...knowledge a tool for winning

Alexpissu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
welcome back!!!!

AdeLaNa1:
Abegi. Which people voted for who?? Anyone could ve created multiple accounts to vote in dat excuse of a pageant. Sure na person go still marry am. But the girl ugly.

you think one person has 361 accounts? you did not read the rules and certainly did not follow the thread. maybe she's ugly, but beauty they say, is in the eyes of the beholder. more than 300 humans think she's beautiful, that says alot.

dopeJemi:
Take this sh.it outside Nairaland, your candidate will not smell top 7
Fact that you can't deny

noticed you too had a candidate
was it rèfiner or it was îvyy? anyways, your candidate is beautiful, she should try again next year and maybe get the right people supporting her.

Ibime:
You be her campaign manager? Bros you suppose done pass her level na.
Yes I will take your advice. Infact na miranga abi wetin dem call am wey I go take.

no, you don't know what to take....slimtea is really good, try it out! I wasn't anyone's campaign manager.

Ibime:
Wetin concern slimtea with Ms Nairaland?

As I fine like this, if you pay me to collect that una Ms NL, I go pay you to take am back.

just recommending it for you.... drink slimtea!
and speaking of suitors....she's got a lot of them already. those that voted her aren't blind

why are they wailing?

raumdeuter:
As in.. the winner be like house girl. Even miss Ugandaland would produce someone better than that.

If we wear gown and weave on for bigkesh. He go look better than the winner

you know the form wey bigkesh hit recently? lol
be very careful.

Ibime:
This Miss NL Contest people dey craze.

Every year their winner gets uglier and uglier.

has anyone ever recommended slimtea for you? heard it burns fat is nanoseconds

66kazna99

LOL
thanks bro
I owe you one